The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 06:19:40 PM
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Every time he comes here he wants to do some cleaning for some reason rubschin:
He washed my Marmite jar, wiped out some cupboards, washed out cans and stuff, grumbles about all sorts.
Could he be a gayer?
Worried of Nottingham
(PS He is not good with colours)
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Maybe your place is just filthy like and he is protecting his own health and safety like rubschin:
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NO IT IS NOT cussing: cussing: cussing:
He ate everyfink in my fridge, and lived, so it can't be that bad
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A filthy shite hole for sure... unlike my house like.... angel1
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The great oaf broke my shower cussing:
And where have you hidden all the shite BM? rubschin:
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The great oaf broke my shower cussing:
And where have you hidden all the shite BM? rubschin:
My place sparkles like..... and all six showers work... cloud9:
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Check you out Mr six sparkling showers 8)
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Takes willy waving to a whole new level dunnit?
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Clean willy waving though
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He doesn't beg to be called "Silver Helmet" for no reason.
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I guess his willy sparkles
Through disuse noooo:
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Check you out Mr six sparkling showers 8)
cool14:
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6 fecking showers .... no wonder he complains about water shortages noooo:
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6 fecking showers .... no wonder he complains about water shortages noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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What time does LL arrive ?- you now have to not mess anything up before then scared2:
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Why does BM's willy keep popping up in this thread?
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What time does LL arrive ?- you now have to not mess anything up before then scared2:
Supposed to land at 04:25 but she has just called to say the flight is delayed by at least an hour.... Banghead
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All night party or setting loads of alarm clocks ? lol:
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point: point: point: point:
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All night party or setting loads of alarm clocks ? lol:
Set the alarm clock for 4am and hope I wake up... lol:
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i WILL CALL YOU EVERY HOUR ALL NIGHT, JUST INCASE, LIKE angel1
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Good idea I too will call once an hour every hour you do o'clock and I will do half past I am sure some of the others will help out with quarter past and quarter to. We're a helpful lot like that. angel1
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i WILL CALL YOU EVERY HOUR ALL NIGHT, JUST INCASE, LIKE angel1
Please don't.... noooo:
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Why does BM's willy keep popping up in this thread?
Is that 'popping up' in a flopping down sort of way?
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Good idea I too will call once an hour every hour you do o'clock and I will do half past I am sure some of the others will help out with quarter past and quarter to. We're a helpful lot like that. angel1
It seems I need to re- post this just so that you know the level of help we are planning.
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eveilgrin:
iNSOMNIA IS AN AWFUL THING noooo:
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Good idea I too will call once an hour every hour you do o'clock and I will do half past I am sure some of the others will help out with quarter past and quarter to. We're a helpful lot like that. angel1
It seems I need to re- post this just so that you know the level of help we are planning.
doh:
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Why does BM's willy keep popping up in this thread?
Is that 'popping up' in a flopping down sort of way?
I meant like a pea under a mattress ::)
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Not all of the alarm clocks rely on leccy do they ? scared2:
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Not all of the alarm clocks rely on leccy do they ? scared2:
Yes! happy001
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Can someone please pm me 'is mobby blower number like, as I'd also like to join in on this early morning call fest. eveilgrin:
I'm in a particulary bad mood tonight anyway, not made ANY better whatsoever in ANY shape kind or form, of ANY description, when I, yes I, get accused of breaking fudge 'eds piggin' stupid shower. Banghead
It was ALREADY broken and he knows that. He's just using me as a scape goat. cussing:
By the way. His' ouse is a piggin' disgrace, and his car is even werse than last time I saw it. eeek:
I mean WHO in their right mind keeps their best suit just nonchenantly lobbed in on and amongst a pile of discarded papers, general crap and unboxed cd's, piled high up to the headlining ey, WHO?
Oh yes, and where do all discerning BBQers store their bags of instant light charcoal?
Correct, In the boot of their cars, where else? noooo:
The man IS actually completely and utterly insane in virtually everything he does, sez and thinks. whacky115
OFFICIAL. Believe me please.
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Can someone please pm me 'is mobby blower number like, as I'd also like to join in on this early morning call fest. eveilgrin:
I'm in a particulary bad mood tonight anyway, not made ANY better whatsoever in ANY shape kind or form, of ANY description, when I, yes I, get accused of breaking fudge 'eds piggin' stupid shower. Banghead
It was ALREADY broken and he knows that. He's just using me as a scape goat. cussing:
By the way. His' ouse is a piggin' disgrace, and his car is even werse than last time I saw it. eeek:
I mean WHO in their right mind keeps their best suit just nonchenantly lobbed in on and amongst a pile of discarded papers, general crap and unboxed cd's, piled high up to the headlining ey, WHO?
Oh yes, and where do all discerning BBQers store their bags of instant light charcoal?
Correct, In the boot of their cars, where else? noooo:
The man IS actually completely and utterly insane in virtually everything he does, sez and thinks. whacky115
OFFICIAL. Believe me please.
I can imagine you are quite correct.
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Meanwhile, I on the other paw, that is me, most generously and kindly got him into the cave experience DIRT cheap like, using me charm and charisma to the delightful gerlie on reception angel1
I also cleaned his bottle of Marmite, cus it was all yucky dribbly and sticky, just like himself in fact, and the cupboard it was in too cus it was absolutely disgustourous almost beyong belief. eeek:
Murdered a load of wasps for him, and brushed up all the twigs and dozens of randomly discarded fag ends on his patio thing, and burned them on the bbq.
Picked a batch of tomatoes for him.
Complemented him on the luke warm cottege pie he cooked.
Offered him (unbelievable after the hell he's put me through, I know, but it's just the kind a guy I am I guess angel1 ) some of MY CAKE!! eeek:
He obviously had the pleasure of my fine company and witty banter for nearly 30 hours too! cloud9:
Thanks mate. I'm sure you appreciated everything just like me (nearly, apart fom a few bits like). cloud9:
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Did you see my daughter in the cave she was there this afternoon and was most impressed like. noooo:
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eeek:
Why did nobody call me???? cussing:
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lol: lol: lol:
I'm sure LL will be understanding scared2:
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eeek:
Why did nobody call me???? cussing:
You should have asked ........ whistle:
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eeek:
Why did nobody call me???? cussing:
You should have asked ........ whistle:
Rather than saying "NO!" to the many offers. point:
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eeek:
Why did nobody call me???? cussing:
You should have asked ........ whistle:
Rather than saying "NO!" to the many offers. point:
I didn't think they'd listen to me.... redface: