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Title: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 09:01:30 AM: Well he is due soon scared2:

Pie check
Cake check
BBQ check
Puddings check
COllapso check
Pineapple check
Caves check

WHat can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 09:42:47 AM: Drive to Sheffield wiv grapes?
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 09:45:19 AM: How do you get blood out of a keyboard?
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 09:46:27 AM: Dishwasher? razz:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 09:50:36 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2011, 09:45:19 AM
How do you get blood out of a keyboard?

Type b, followed by L , then o , then o again and finally d....hey presto !
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 09:54:04 AM: evil:

http://nottinghamcavessurvey.org.uk/ (http://nottinghamcavessurvey.org.uk/)
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 11:16:13 AM: Is he there yet? Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 11:25:22 AM: Yes, and he is in full ranting mode scared2:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 11:33:05 AM: Give him a big lump of your speshull cake like.
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 11:38:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Yes, and he is in full ranting mode scared2:

You'd be much more worried if he wasn't surely !!
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 11:59:41 AM: It's gone very quiet from Dottingham scared2:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2011, 01:30:36 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 11:59:41 AM
It's gone very quiet from Dottingham scared2:

Caving in the community now I expect. scared2:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 03:31:40 PM: Nick's attempts to lure Growler are not proving very successful noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foundshit.com%2Fpictures%2Fanimals%2Fbear-sleeping-bag.jpg&hash=35bd0adc82e1d795ca7f3fd38611fb08e0789702)
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Just One More on July 30, 2011, 03:54:16 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 30, 2011, 03:31:40 PM
Nick's attempts to lure Growler are not proving very successful noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foundshit.com%2Fpictures%2Fanimals%2Fbear-sleeping-bag.jpg&hash=35bd0adc82e1d795ca7f3fd38611fb08e0789702)

Have you hacked his phone rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 06:28:12 PM: I am about to give him some pie and stuff. He is doing owl impressions ::)

Caving was disappointing noooo:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2011, 09:14:24 PM: Daughter number 1 and BF would like to go caving tomorrow on their way back to Northampton. What's it called? I know a game which involves owl impressions it's a bit like planking only less dangerous.
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Just One More on July 31, 2011, 06:14:56 AM: Just don't take the game to excess. The old girl next door has been doing that planking thing. I can see her through her living room window, she's been in that position for three days now
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 06:15:42 AM: lol:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 06:25:02 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 30, 2011, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2011, 09:45:19 AM
How do you get blood out of a keyboard?

Type b, followed by L , then o , then o again and finally d....hey presto !

drumroll:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 07:34:59 AM: Growler has toofache ::) he s like a bear with a sore head noooo:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 07:43:41 AM: Too much cake prolly.
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 09:15:11 AM: I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F320f017wk%2F002.jpg&hash=70ed6fe4075e4d400c0942bb6749d3fb6e6703f7) (http://postimage.org/image/320f017wk/)
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 09:27:43 AM: Too much yeast and water too cold at the start. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 09:38:02 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F320f017wk%2F002.jpg&hash=70ed6fe4075e4d400c0942bb6749d3fb6e6703f7) (http://postimage.org/image/320f017wk/)

A bit like your photography! point:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 09:45:06 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 09:27:43 AM
Too much yeast and water too cold at the start. whistle:

Dear Snoopy

My dough is sadly lacking ..please advise lol:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:35:08 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F320f017wk%2F002.jpg&hash=70ed6fe4075e4d400c0942bb6749d3fb6e6703f7) (http://postimage.org/image/320f017wk/)

noooo: Looks as rough as a bears . . . Oh! redface:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:35:40 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:35:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
I made Growler some bread. It went a bit wrong redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F320f017wk%2F002.jpg&hash=70ed6fe4075e4d400c0942bb6749d3fb6e6703f7) (http://postimage.org/image/320f017wk/)

noooo: Looks as rough as a bears . . . Oh! redface:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 02:43:42 PM: Growler has been propositioned by on of the local working laydees ::)

Anyhoo, he is now full of BBQ stuff and is snoring on my sofa noooo:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 03:06:41 PM: Oooh, I haven't been propositioned for several months lol: . What turn of phrase do they use round your way?

Down here, the last one was "'Ello dear, lookin' for some business?" .... Almost Dickensian ;)
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 03:13:24 PM: SHe smiled sweetly at him. He is not used to this and took him some time to catch on noooo:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 03:36:57 PM: He has just gone. The great oaf has broken my shower cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 03:39:16 PM: You could invite BM around for the weekend to fix it whistle:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2011, 03:44:44 PM: Oh dear. happy100

You didn't break mine when you overnighted, like.

Note to self: Mr G on an overnighter is prolly not a good plan
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 31, 2011, 03:45:35 PM: Isn't BM far to busy cleaning or have I missed something whilst I have been~~Sleeping~~ on me death bed?
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 03:52:21 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 31, 2011, 03:45:35 PM
Isn't BM far to busy cleaning or have I missed something whilst I have been~~Sleeping~~ on me death bed?

I am... surrender:

Had to throw away the entire contents of the fridge ( sick2:) so have just been to the shops to re-stock...

Just the hoovering and floor mopping left to do now... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2011, 03:54:20 PM: We ALL know that LL will find some incriminating evidence point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 03:54:36 PM: happy100

You can always blame us ...it was us that didn't make you do it like redface:

and hey ...have you seen my crack - that will impress her lol:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 03:57:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2011, 03:54:20 PM
We ALL know that LL will find some incriminating evidence point: point: point: point:

eeek:

Note to self - erase all history from LL's PC.... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 31, 2011, 09:14:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2011, 02:43:42 PM
Growler has been propositioned by on of the local working laydees ::)

Anyhoo, he is now full of BBQ stuff and is snoring on my sofa noooo:

It was last night. Most odd experience.
I was just getting summat out me car like, and I saw this bit of 'fluff' standing on the corner of his road like, and she smiled sweetly at me. eeek:

I had to look the other way cus I thought she must have been smiling at someone behind me, but there was no one else there like. eeek:
I was momentarily transfixed tbqatth, cus wimmins never smile at me, they just totally ignore me or laugh and hold there hands to their mouths usually sad32:

Looked again, and she was staring at me and smiling again. eeek: eeek:

At this point I did actually shit meself and went back inside and only then realised what she was up to, or not in this case. whistle:

All very disconcerting and embarrasing like as I'm extremelly shy private and withdrawn. redface:
Title: Re: The all new The Odd Couple go caving thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2011, 07:03:13 AM: I wonder how Growler's shack pics turned out whistle: