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Title: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 12:25:45 PM
There seems to be an awful lot of it about at the moment  nonono:

I note Uncle M has suddenly slipped a holiday to Greece in under the radar like. Where was the prior consultation ? Where was the permission slip ?

Tardiness is becoming much more apparent  noooo:

As are disappearances  noooo:

I realise it is the 'summer ' months but we are not MP's . We cannot all give ourselves 4 months off normal duties to go and play.

We have standards, protocols and rooolz.

Now pull your socks up , all of you and stop this mucking about !!!!

Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 12:30:08 PM
Sorry miss, I had to dash out to buy an pineapple  redface:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 12:35:29 PM
What about the cheese ?
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 12:36:46 PM
It is an surprise for Growler. Or it was, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 12:40:44 PM
He will be delighted ....if that is possible with his DNA  lol:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 12:48:12 PM
Also Uncle, you had not put your movements in the Calendar.

How are we to keep track of our special agents if you are not using the systems and protocols already established for the recording of such events.

I am severley disappointed by the lackadaisical  attitude seeping through the board  nonono:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 01:30:07 PM
No bastard electric again .............because of the fecking heatwave and explosion .......... cussing:

At least nearly all the government have resigned .......
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2011, 01:30:34 PM
You're in a very mischievous mood this afternoon MissD  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
I am .....be afraid  ;)
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:38:39 PM
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 01:40:43 PM
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 01:41:49 PM
What about a shotgun or are you just gonna throw the cartridges at any potential tealeaf ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:45:40 PM
What about a shotgun or are you just gonna throw the cartridges at any potential tealeaf ?  rubschin:

No, drop the box out of an upstairs window...  ::)
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:46:11 PM
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:

Yes Einstein...?  ::)
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
What about a shotgun or are you just gonna throw the cartridges at any potential tealeaf ?  rubschin:

No, drop the box out of an upstairs window...  ::)

Drop shots are not ,  I would suggest ,  the most effective but a man of your incredible skills could prolly find a way of making it work  whistle:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 01:49:48 PM
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:

Yes Einstein...?  ::)

Then why do the power cuts bother you ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:52:02 PM
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:

Yes Einstein...?  ::)

Then why do the power cuts bother you ........ rubschin:

Cos it doesn't arrive til Wednesday...  noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: barmisspah? on July 29, 2011, 02:13:12 PM
Been dodging power cuts all day...  surrender:

Decided to get a 'Big Tasty' at Maccy D for lunch and the power went off just as I got there...

Got home, had me lunch, power went off again...  noooo:

Still, managed to buy 1,000 shotgun cartridges - lets see some bastard try to take me new generator!  eveilgrin:

If you got a genny.......... rubschin:

Yes Einstein...?  ::)

Then why do the power cuts bother you ........ rubschin:

Cos it doesn't arrive til Wednesday...  noooo:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 02:39:40 PM
Has anyone checked to see if our Miss C is alright ????
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 02:40:37 PM
Has anyone checked to see if our Miss C is alright ????

 noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 02:42:22 PM
Honestly this place is going to the dawgs  noooo:

Last seen going for a check up to horsepickle but now that she is not baking cakes for youse lot she is out of sight out of mind. You know who you are.

Shame on you   noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
All hail the new look MissD  eeek:     scared2:

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Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
I thought that was her standard weekend get-up.  razz:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2011, 04:30:02 PM
I thought that was her standard weekend get-up.  razz:

Nah, she doesn't smoke...

After the occasional Sunday Lunch it's a case of:

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"Oh, come on now MrP, You can just hop on the bus. You know how to hop don't you? You just put your legs together and ... jump!"

Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 04:32:25 PM
Maybe next time we can take the train Mr P  whistle:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 04:33:37 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2011, 04:36:53 PM
Wot he sed ^^^   


 ;)
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: GROWLER on July 29, 2011, 05:32:49 PM
He will be delighted ....if that is possible with his DNA  lol:

 evil: Finger:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 05:57:46 PM
 lol:

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Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 06:13:40 PM
On no  noooo:  That will inflame him even more than usual.
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 29, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
All hail the new look MissD  eeek:     scared2:

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Good grief don't let BM see that picture he'll wet himself in more ways than one.
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 09:49:58 PM
He'll probably try and colour it in  lol:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 09:53:06 PM
He'll probably try and colour it in  lol:

With his crayons.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 09:54:34 PM
Yes , the blunt ones ...he's not allowed a sharpener  lol:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
All hail the new look MissD  eeek:     scared2:

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Good grief don't let BM see that picture he'll wet himself in more ways than one.

Shouldn't you be soaking your teeth or summat?
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Misty on July 29, 2011, 10:09:42 PM
He'll probably try and colour it in  lol:

He can only paint by numbers, not got this advanced yet.  noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2011, 10:27:53 PM
Also Uncle, you had not put your movements in the Calendar.

How are we to keep track of our special agents if you are not using the systems and protocols already established for the recording of such events.

I am severley disappointed by the lackadaisical  attitude seeping through the board  nonono:

I have been out all day and find all this strict adminstration has started from you young lady.

If I recall correctly, you have been going on about some trip one week in August and I think the VP members should be consulted if you are planning to have it off.
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 10:32:13 PM
Also Uncle, you had not put your movements in the Calendar.

How are we to keep track of our special agents if you are not using the systems and protocols already established for the recording of such events.

I am severley disappointed by the lackadaisical  attitude seeping through the board  nonono:

I have been out all day and find all this strict adminstration has started from you young lady.

If I recall correctly, you have been going on about some trip one week in August and I think the VP members should be consulted if you are planning to have it off.

 ;D ;D  noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 10:37:12 PM
Also Uncle, you had not put your movements in the Calendar.

How are we to keep track of our special agents if you are not using the systems and protocols already established for the recording of such events.

I am severley disappointed by the lackadaisical  attitude seeping through the board  nonono:

I have been out all day and find all this strict adminstration has started from you young lady.

If I recall correctly, you have been going on about some trip one week in August and I think the VP members should be consulted if you are planning to have it off.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 05:17:35 AM
No need for consultation ..I have recorded my movements in the appropriate place. Lead by example , that's me  angel1
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2011, 07:42:00 AM
Someone has recorded my movements for me.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 07:53:42 AM
Glad to be of service  lol:

Didn't know how long for though  noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Just One More on July 30, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
No need for consultation ..I have recorded my movements in the appropriate place. Lead by example , that's me  angel1

Miss D, you have to whisper that word. As soon as Snoopy heard "lead" he went running to the door

Beagle on his walkies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_ZI14RRTY#)


A bit cruel taking him up a hill like that though
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 08:04:10 AM
I like to make sure there is a really good reason why they are out of breath  ;)
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2011, 11:07:44 AM
No need for consultation ..I have recorded my movements in the appropriate place. Lead by example , that's me  angel1

"Movements"?
 rubschin:
 sick2:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2011, 12:26:10 PM
I will be absent this afternoon off to the pub ........back about half past drunk.......

See you all in the goodnight thread .......
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
Where is the Pirate ........... angry041:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2011, 02:28:01 PM
He pops in regularly still but I think he has lost his voice .....or maybe he has worn his tonsils out  ;)
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2011, 02:30:09 PM
That's spooky he is here now........... scared2:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2011, 02:31:35 PM
Damn! I was going to start a WHere is Pirate? thread  noooo:
Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2011, 02:33:00 PM
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Title: Re: Unauthorised absence
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 08, 2011, 08:07:11 PM
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