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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 03:54:24 PM

Title: Bureaucrats
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
I submitted an invoice earlier. It was for £1240. The operative said she could not pay it  Banghead Banghead

I asked why?

It was meant to be £1300  eeek:

This appears to be acceptable  eeek:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 04:04:47 PM
If that's what the purchase order says then that is what she is authorised to pay .... Take the money  whistle:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 04:07:57 PM
I have  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 04:12:01 PM
Borrow us a quid  razz:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2011, 04:12:36 PM
Deposit the £1300 into your personal account then transfer the £1240 into the business account. A clerical error enabling you to trouser the £760  razz:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 04:14:05 PM
 rubschin:

Pasties maths is a bit dodgy  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2011, 04:15:51 PM
Sorry. £60  redface:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 04:17:45 PM
And how is your VAT return coming along?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bureaucrats
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
I'm wondering whether I'm going to get banged up before OR after I retire  rubschin: