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Title: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2011, 12:44:28 PM
Is it no leccy.........
Practicing chorus line ........
Going through all LL's cameras and pics........
Getting rid of that melon.........


Answers on a beer mat please ........
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 12:50:58 PM
Prolly dead under a mountain of cat shite. It is what LL would have wanted  noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2011, 01:17:50 PM
Maybe problems with his crack........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Misty on July 27, 2011, 02:15:18 PM
BM has been spotted. He's on his way home...

Drunk guy can barely walk, falls in street (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce9FgV6sXtg#)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 02:47:51 PM
BM has been spotted. He's on his way home...

Drunk guy can barely walk, falls in street (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce9FgV6sXtg#)

No, thats TMR on his way to a training session.  whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 02:58:11 PM
 drumroll:


Original Thomas Opening (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gXk8y7_qxY#ws)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Misty on July 27, 2011, 02:59:42 PM
careful......he may start getting flashbacks. noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 03:25:49 PM
Is he with Baldy ?  eyes:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 03:27:49 PM
He may have been sucked in by Baldy's neighbour  noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2011, 03:33:04 PM
He may have been sucked in by Baldy's neighbour  noooo:

If he is next door he will be very busy.

The cow woke me up at 1:15am talking very loudly outside my front door. I opened up the door to tell the bitch to shut up just as she had started snogging a young lady on her doorstep. Highly embarassed they went inside. No rugs for the dry cleaners this week then.  eyes:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2011, 03:40:50 PM
Just found out where he is:

First Follower Makes a Leader (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81689636#)

BM starts off and apc then joins in.....

I was the only one not there, I was at werk like.
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 04:01:24 PM
Try clicking the DONATE button ~ that will wake him up  ;)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 04:04:56 PM
Maybe he is in the dance studio  whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 04:11:08 PM
 noooo: It is plain to see he has never set foot in one.
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2011, 04:44:03 PM
noooo: It is plain to see he has never set foot in one.

Or only one foot .........
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Misty on July 27, 2011, 04:54:24 PM
Just heard BM is at rehearsals...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F23i954nl0%2Fsumo_dance_12760.jpg&hash=6282dcef457dbe16d7c908b6e01d301708ad7b95) (http://postimage.org/image/23i954nl0/)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2011, 05:28:16 PM
No answer on the phone ....... rubschin:

Has Snoopy got a copy of my bingo card .... whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 05:33:42 PM
Is LL back yet ?  eyes:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
Maybe he is in the dance studio  whistle:

The correct spelling is 'dunce'.  ::)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2011, 05:43:05 PM
Is LL back yet ?  eyes:

Not yet ..............maybe he is cleaning up ..........

(the minima....... whistle: )
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 07:41:46 PM
Has the lock broken again ?  rubschin:

I've prepared an e- fit for circulation if he doesn't return soon

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F04_03%2FEfitPortugalPA_468x574.jpg&hash=5982aa2d1dc5fa044cb158547e48cc2c4ccb9f6b)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 07:43:58 PM
Growler's cake is done and perfick cloud9:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 07:47:40 PM
But there's days until Growler arrives ...It will never make it until then  noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 07:49:17 PM
I may have to try a bit, like  redface:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 07:49:50 PM
Once you pop you just can't stop  whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 07:50:53 PM
Speak for yerself. I have also made him an pie cloud9:  (no wabbits)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 07:53:10 PM
Are you planning a lock in ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 08:37:18 PM
Has the lock broken again ?  rubschin:

I've prepared an e- fit for circulation if he doesn't return soon

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F04_03%2FEfitPortugalPA_468x574.jpg&hash=5982aa2d1dc5fa044cb158547e48cc2c4ccb9f6b)

Have you got a more recent one?
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 08:39:43 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2011, 11:12:14 PM
Growler's cake is done and perfick cloud9:

With NO flour. evil:

Where's BM btw? cry:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 09:04:24 AM
Me own thread like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2011, 09:11:03 AM
Me own thread like....  cloud9:

Found yersef I see. Bravo! happ096

Where where you then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 09:24:52 AM
Me own thread like....  cloud9:

Found yersef I see. Bravo! happ096

Where where you then? rubschin:


Here, there and everywhere!  lol:

Paul McCartney - Here,There And Everywhere (live!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcTQC_vhwT4#)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Misty on July 28, 2011, 09:50:17 AM
He's back he's back he's baaaaaaack!!!!!!!

 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 09:51:22 AM
He's back he's back he's baaaaaaack!!!!!!!

 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

I haven't been away!  lol:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 09:52:14 AM
And look at all the excitement he's missed ..... that'll learn 'im  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:14:32 AM
And look at all the excitement he's missed ..... that'll learn 'im  eveilgrin:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2011, 10:15:27 AM
 point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:23:47 AM
And look at all the excitement he's missed ..... that'll learn 'im  eveilgrin:

Wha? Shrugs:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9779.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9779.0)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:24:36 AM
And look at all the excitement he's missed ..... that'll learn 'im  eveilgrin:

Wha? Shrugs:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9779.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9779.0)

Just seen that - I can't leave you alone for a minute can I...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:25:18 AM
AND

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9778.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9778.0)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:27:52 AM
And look at all the excitement he's missed ..... that'll learn 'im  eveilgrin:

Wha? Shrugs:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9779.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9779.0)

Just seen that - I can't leave you alone for a minute can I...?  noooo:

Moi?  angel1
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:28:46 AM
AND

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9778.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9778.0)


No real surprise there...  noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2011, 10:50:22 AM
Welcome Braman.

Always nice to see a newbie. ;D
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:53:16 AM
Welcome Braman.

Always nice to see a newbie. ;D

 cussing:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:57:47 AM
Welcome Braman.

Always nice to see a newbie. ;D

 cussing:

You only come here for the quality of the abuse .... so much wittier that many other sites I could mention  whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:58:25 AM
You only come here for the quality of the abuse .... so much wittier that many other sites I could mention  whistle:

Oh indeed... you can't get abuse like this anywhere else...  lol:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:59:48 AM
Not just ordinary abuse .... this is top quality, clever abuse without added C words
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
Oh and by the way...

Power is going off again this arvo and I'm out for the evening too - so I won't be posting...

And fingers crossed I shall be too hammered to post before the power goes off again at 9:30 on the morrow so I won't be around until at least 10:00 your time...

And no, Cyprus has no trains so I should be quite safe...  angel1
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2011, 11:03:01 AM
Oh and by the way...

Power is going off again this arvo and I'm out for the evening too - so I won't be posting...

And fingers crossed I shall be too hammered to post before the power goes off again at 9:30 on the morrow so I won't be around until at least 10:00 your time...

And no, Cyprus has no trains so I should be quite safe...  angel1

Another sympathy invite....... whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 11:04:06 AM
Oh and by the way...

Power is going off again this arvo and I'm out for the evening too - so I won't be posting...

And fingers crossed I shall be too hammered to post before the power goes off again at 9:30 on the morrow so I won't be around until at least 10:00 your time...

And no, Cyprus has no trains so I should be quite safe...  angel1

Another sympathy invite....... whistle:

Well it wasn't a return invite from you two!  evil:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 11:10:25 AM
And I am taking Lil Bruv to the hairyport early so I won't be around first thing either.
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2011, 11:10:41 AM
Oh and by the way...

Power is going off again this arvo and I'm out for the evening too - so I won't be posting...

And fingers crossed I shall be too hammered to post before the power goes off again at 9:30 on the morrow so I won't be around until at least 10:00 your time...

And no, Cyprus has no trains so I should be quite safe...  angel1

Another sympathy invite....... whistle:

Well it wasn't a return invite from you two!  evil:

We are out that day.............. whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 11:12:25 AM
Oh and by the way...

Power is going off again this arvo and I'm out for the evening too - so I won't be posting...

And fingers crossed I shall be too hammered to post before the power goes off again at 9:30 on the morrow so I won't be around until at least 10:00 your time...

And no, Cyprus has no trains so I should be quite safe...  angel1

Another sympathy invite....... whistle:

Well it wasn't a return invite from you two!  evil:

We are out that day.............. whistle:

 ::)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2011, 11:22:17 AM
Not just ordinary abuse .... this is top quality, clever abuse without added C words

If Carlsberg did abuse. . .
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 11:24:06 AM
Not just ordinary abuse .... this is top quality, clever abuse without added C words

If Carlsberg did abuse. . .

...TMR would drink it...
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2011, 11:25:41 AM
Not just ordinary abuse .... this is top quality, clever abuse without added C words

If Carlsberg did abuse. . .

...TMR would drink it...

 rubschin: There is that. . .
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:31:46 PM
I'm back like!  cloud9:

Oh, you didn't miss me...  sad24:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 01:32:13 PM
There is another thread now....it is time for tough love  lol:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:32:50 PM
There is another thread now....it is time for tough love  lol:

What have I missed now...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 01:33:50 PM
There is another thread now....it is time for tough love  lol:

What have I missed now...? Shrugs:

Keep up........... noooo:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 01:36:23 PM
It's ok - at his age we have to have a certain sympathy  whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Misty on July 29, 2011, 01:37:46 PM
pay no heed grandpa...
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:40:43 PM
pay no heed grandpa...

I won't...  evil:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Misty on July 29, 2011, 01:42:18 PM
now now, dont go getting angry, got to watch the old ticker these days.
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2011, 01:44:20 PM
now now, dont go getting angry, got to watch the old ticker these days.

Not so much of the 'old' you!  evil:

Your not too big to put over my knee....  redface:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 01:48:48 PM
Barman will be back in about 15 minutes  ;)
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2011, 04:05:41 PM
Where's Barman?
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2011, 04:25:30 PM
Pssssst...

Hey Snoop, seeing as you have the power and BM is on the missing list for a while..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020158/Landlord-returns-holiday-regulars-given-pub-Mr-Blobby-makeover.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020158/Landlord-returns-holiday-regulars-given-pub-Mr-Blobby-makeover.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2011, 04:27:41 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2011, 03:22:07 PM
Where is Snoopy ............and that other admin type bloke.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2011, 05:43:45 AM
Where is Snoopy ............and that other admin type bloke.......... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2011, 06:00:55 AM
But you are being missed ....are you recouperating , rehabiliatating , getting betterer   lol:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2011, 06:36:33 AM
 cussing: I was watching the RUGBY
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Just One More on August 07, 2011, 07:08:29 AM
Snoopy's angry because Wales lost

 scared:
Title: Re: Missing Barman ...
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2011, 07:55:14 AM
Snoopy's angry because Wales lost

 scared:

You would hardly think they had been beaten if you read the local press.  ::)

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sports/sports-columnists/2011/08/07/barry-john-brave-wales-provide-hope-heading-towards-world-cup-91466-29191221/