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Title: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 09:13:24 AM
Is this obvious enough for you now then, is it , eh , is it ?  lol:

Sorry tel  redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel "  rubschin:

I've remembered now  lol:

BBM is not free when you're abroad is it as you have to have data roaming on for BBM to work ?  Unless you have set up a tariff with your provider you will be charged for this won't you ???  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 09:18:03 AM
Dear Tel

Is Open Office compatible with Microsoft Office?

WOrried of Nottingham
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 09:26:45 AM
I'm not tel but it werks perfikly for me. I have Windows 2010 on the PC and Open Office on the Lap-top and all documents produced on one werk on t'other.  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 09:30:39 AM
Is your name Tel?  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 09:32:20 AM
Read the first three words of my post!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 09:34:15 AM
I shall now depart in a marked manner.


Stamps foot and stomps off, nose in the air. (As Wenchy would have said)
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 09:35:35 AM
Tel will help you with that problem later  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 09:38:18 AM
I think Wenchy is off on honeymoon. WOnder what they are doing  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 09:41:36 AM
I think Wenchy is off on honeymoon. WOnder what they are doing  rubschin:

Getting sunburned most likely.
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 09:43:59 AM
Arguing   lol:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2011, 09:49:01 AM
She's still wearing her wedding dress, no doubt it's difficult to get into for poor Mr Wench so Darwin is prolly correct. Unless Wenchy is using the skirt part to form a parasol by doing hand stands or something. rubschin:

There could be money in this....
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 09:53:30 AM
I seem to have upset her about that  whistle:


See Faceache.
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 09:54:31 AM
I told her she looked like Miss Havisham  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
I told her that keeping it as her Faceache profile pic was "Tacky" 


Well she did ask .... and what are friends for if not to tell you the truth? angel1
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 09:57:57 AM
I told her she looked like Miss Havisham  redface:

 scared2:

When is your funeral?

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Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 09:58:39 AM
I told her she looked like Miss Havisham  redface:


Unfortunately many would need to Google that to get the reference.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 10:00:42 AM
I imagine Miss D is off aGoogling as we speak  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 10:02:38 AM
Name rang a bell but i had no idea what she looked like  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 10:03:21 AM
We were right  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2011, 10:04:55 AM
I told her she looked like Miss Havisham  redface:

 scared2:

When is your funeral?

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I rather think they will both need funerals I know a good company up here I will see if we can get a discount for a double one.  Failing that, there used to be a proper old fashioned knackers yard just outside Irthlingborough not sure if it is still there.
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 10:05:43 AM
We were right  noooo:

Since Wenchy hasn't replied to your answer yet ...... she too I fear.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 10:07:10 AM
Re Wenchy: I do miss the daft baggage.  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 10:08:23 AM
What is this thread about?
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
 Shrugs:

Wot are any of them about?
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
Dunno Tel will tell us when he can be arsed to get here.

He hasn't made his opening hours very clear  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 10:14:14 AM
Uncle Mort may know .... If not Matron will tell us, when she does her rounds later.
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: tel on July 27, 2011, 10:38:49 AM
Is this obvious enough for you now then, is it , eh , is it ?  lol:

Sorry tel  redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel "  rubschin:

I've remembered now  lol:

BBM is not free when you're abroad is it as you have to have data roaming on for BBM to work ?  Unless you have set up a tariff with your provider you will be charged for this won't you ???  rubschin:

If this is typical of your conversation(s) I might well have thrown myself under a train.
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 10:42:16 AM
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happ096 happy088
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 10:42:47 AM
You don't know then  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: tel on July 27, 2011, 10:45:25 AM
Wot?
Title: Re: The all new Tel's advice clinic
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
Is this obvious enough for you now then, is it , eh , is it ?  lol:

Sorry tel  redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel "  rubschin:

I've remembered now  lol:

BBM is not free when you're abroad is it as you have to have data roaming on for BBM to work ?  Unless you have set up a tariff with your provider you will be charged for this won't you ???  rubschin:

If this is typical of your conversation(s) I might well have thrown myself under a train.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

A sort of Medusa effect?

Turns a mans brain into a peach stone?