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Title: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 08:49:23 AM: Kids fighting cause she wants to marry him SO FUNNY!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXg0GzEK9pU#)
whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 08:51:44 AM: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Anyway new BF is no more as of this morning evil:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 08:53:13 AM: YOu gave him the boot over breakfast eeek:
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Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2011, 08:54:10 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 08:51:44 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Anyway new BF is no more as of this morning evil:

Who binned who then and WHY?

You have a duty to tell us 'cus quite simply,we're bloody nosey. lol:
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Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2011, 08:55:49 AM: What qualities in a geezer do you actually insist on ey me little sweet chicky? rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 08:58:21 AM: They must not be furry whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2011, 08:59:42 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 25, 2011, 08:58:21 AM
They must not be furry whistle:

...OR ginger or have the same surname. whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 09:00:14 AM: I have chosen this course of action .

Not going to go into it in too great detail if you don't mind.

As for qualities I look for in a bloke - I am going to have to rethink this and may whittle it down to a pulse at this rate noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2011, 09:02:39 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 09:00:14 AM
I have chosen this course of action .

Not going to go into it in too great detail if you don't mind.
As for qualities I look for in a bloke - I am going to have to rethink this and may whittle it down to a pulse at this rate noooo:

We do, but we respect your decision....bloody tight arse. ;)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 09:03:31 AM: lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 09:07:46 AM: The video was from the hidden camera in Miss D's kitchen whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2011, 10:30:50 AM: Personally I think the mother involved should be taken out and whipped ... It just isn't funny or clever to do that to your kids.

She sets the kids at it and then stands there and says "You shouldn't scream"

The poor child is so frustrated at the stupidity of his mother that he can do nothing else.

It is nothing more or less that bullying ~ some would say, and I'd not disagree, that is is abuse.
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 10:34:51 AM: Fair point rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2011, 10:38:45 AM: I am with Snoopy on this one. I could only watch part of that video. Why would you want to do that to your children? It is child abuse IMO.

Of course they may the Boonies in which case the only crime is filming them. redface:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2011, 10:44:33 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 09:00:14 AM
As for qualities I look for in a bloke - I am going to have to rethink this and may whittle it down to a pulse at this rate noooo:

Qualified at last! cloud9:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 12:32:50 PM: I too have a pulse. And correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Clapham on my way home from London? I could stop off, like...
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 12:35:13 PM: Form an orderly queue.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 12:36:23 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 12:32:50 PM
I too have a pulse. And correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Clapham on my way home from London? I could stop off, like...

See you at the wetherspoons in Victoria Station lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 12:38:37 PM: OK Miss. I will bring my throbbing pulse with me angel1
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 12:43:19 PM: I am currently in the Stanhope Arms, opposite Gloucester Road tube station.

I shall have another couple then head to Victoria - the ex is meeting me about 5.50. Hope Miss D turns up too!

And lo and behold a bloke called Ian I know but haven't seen for about 10 years is in the pub too!
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 12:45:10 PM: Not Ian from the Stanhope eeek:

SMall world eeek:

Can you ask him about the tenner I lent him in 1989?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 12:46:42 PM: I would have a drink with you no problems . I intend to leave work about 4.30 and go gym. But 1 drink before then won't hurt if you are there by then lol:....but I would not hang around until the ex mrs TMRBB got there scared2:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 12:48:20 PM: Ooh, I like a catfight.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 12:53:53 PM: I shall be in Wetherspoon's at about 4pm. You can't miss me - I'm the tall one with a full head of hair...
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 12:54:55 PM: Ginger hair ackchooly
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 12:56:39 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
I shall be in Wetherspoon's at about 4pm. You can't miss me - I'm the tall one with a full head of hair...

Well hopefully you know what I look like rubschin:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 12:58:20 PM: Oh Nicholas...you are a bitter and twisted ginge-denier...
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:00:14 PM: Thinking about it - I'd better get to Wetherspoons early as exMrsTMRBB can hoover down the Pinot as quickly as Miss D - they'll need extra supplies, like...
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:05:44 PM: TMR will be the one having a nap in the gutter noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 01:07:50 PM: I won't be drinking much as I intend to go and try and bust my gut at the gym redface:

Will see you there about 4.30 ... ...are you sure though ? Could just leave you in peace lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:08:45 PM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:12:06 PM: I'll be there. Salmon pink polo shirt, sunglasses on my full head of hair, khaki shorts. Drinking Guinness prolly. I shall order a vat of Pinot at 4.25 ;-)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:13:17 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
I'll be there. Salmon pink polo shirt, sunglasses on my full head of hair, khaki shorts. Drinking Guinness prolly. I shall order a vat of Pinot at 4.25 ;-)
Gayer:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 01:16:44 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
I'll be there. Salmon pink polo shirt, sunglasses on my full head of hair, khaki shorts. Drinking Guinness prolly. I shall order a vat of Pinot at 4.25 ;-)

Coolio ...I haven't dressed up - excuse me

Black vest , black trousers and salmon coloured throw thing lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:17:30 PM: A vest? eeek:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:20:44 PM: Nick is an jealous ginge...
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 01:27:49 PM: This is getting quite entertaining.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:28:58 PM: It will be even better when TMR is pissed and the cat fight breaks out razz:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 01:32:00 PM: For why would there be a cat fight .....I am not getting in the way of a romantic reunion eyes:

Slurp and go - that will be my policy lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:34:11 PM: shutup:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:34:50 PM: No romantic re-union...
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 01:39:07 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
I'll be there. Salmon pink polo shirt, sunglasses on my full head of hair, khaki shorts. Drinking Guinness prolly. I shall order a vat of Pinot at 4.25 ;-)

This from the man who gives grief to anyone wearing a pink shirt, including me.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 01:39:20 PM: Ok guv - if you say so lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:39:43 PM: Until next time you meet Miss D in her vest eyes:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 01:40:24 PM: Quote from: tel on July 25, 2011, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
I'll be there. Salmon pink polo shirt, sunglasses on my full head of hair, khaki shorts. Drinking Guinness prolly. I shall order a vat of Pinot at 4.25 ;-)

This from the man who gives grief to anyone wearing a pink shirt, including me.

Can I tell you a secret Tel , promise to keep it to yourself like. Men sometimes, just sometimes mind, don't practice what they preach whistle:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 01:41:18 PM: shocked003
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 01:46:57 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 01:40:24 PM
Quote from: tel on July 25, 2011, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
I'll be there. Salmon pink polo shirt, sunglasses on my full head of hair, khaki shorts. Drinking Guinness prolly. I shall order a vat of Pinot at 4.25 ;-)

This from the man who gives grief to anyone wearing a pink shirt, including me.

Can I tell you a secret Tel , promise to keep it to yourself like. Men sometimes, just sometimes mind, don't practice what they preach whistle:

I sort of knew that.

Anyway, wthat's this salmon pink throw thing?
Aren't they for sofas or beds or summat?

Isn't this what they call "going equipped"?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 01:57:17 PM: noooo: noooo: noooo:

It's practical ...not knowing if it was going to be hot or cold today 8)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 02:11:11 PM: So you went to werk in a pink blanket. rubschin:

TMR shouldn't have any trouble spotting you then.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 02:15:22 PM: Tel - you are excused the pink shirt thing as you are above a "certain age" ;-)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 02:16:24 PM: Quote from: tel on July 25, 2011, 02:11:11 PM
So you went to werk in a pink blanket. rubschin:

TMR shouldn't have any trouble spotting you then.

Pig in blanket cloud9:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2011, 02:22:42 PM: I have no idea what is going on here.

Miss D dumps suitor, TMR meets former espoused in pub with probable crossover with Miss D.

All are wearing pink except ex-MRSTMRBB

Bosworth Field #2 here we come.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 02:24:36 PM: I may go along to watch. It should be a hoot (did you see what I did there? Growler will be enraged scared2:)
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 02:47:40 PM: The problem with Victoria is the walk to go outside for a ciggie.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 02:55:31 PM: So it's the wetherspoons in the station and not the one down the road is that right ???
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 02:59:51 PM: Yep - the one above the platforms.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 03:00:28 PM: See you shortly lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 03:04:03 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 03:00:28 PM
See you shorty lol:
whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 03:11:28 PM: Nick. Being a twat isn't compulsory.

I now understand Growler far, far more...;-)
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 03:25:35 PM: I have this vision of TMR, after several pints, being approached by a pink blanchmange thing.
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 03:27:21 PM: Wobble
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 03:28:20 PM: Several? Tel, you know me better than that...

Double figures...
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 03:33:05 PM: Wasn't sure what time you had got there. lol:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 04:36:29 PM: Cheers lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 04:39:52 PM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Post by: Barman on July 25, 2011, 04:43:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 25, 2011, 04:39:52 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

I expect TMR said he had to go for a 'wee-wee' and didn't come back.... ::)

I reckon he works in Victoria station as a tiny rent boy.... noooo:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 04:54:13 PM: They have been on the blower. They all seem totally incoherent. I could hear Miss D's characteristic gurgling in the background eeek:
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Post by: Barman on July 25, 2011, 04:55:27 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 25, 2011, 04:54:13 PM
They have been on the blower. They all seem totally incoherent. I could hear Miss D's characteristic gurgling in the background eeek:

eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 04:59:12 PM: I'll have you know I've only had a few large ones whistle:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 05:00:48 PM: shutup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 05:14:01 PM: I've scared the ex Mrs tmr2b off eeek:
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 05:16:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 05:14:01 PM
I've scared the ex Mrs tmr2b off eeek:

Must be all that gym work finally paying off. razz:

PS Pls be gentle with him.
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 05:18:22 PM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 05:27:26 PM: I really am being gentle with him Tel ...fear not ;)
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 05:33:24 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 05:45:20 PM: It's all gone very quiet rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 05:47:29 PM: Not here it hasn't ...the man says I talk shite lol:
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 05:48:15 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2011, 05:54:31 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 05:47:29 PM
Not here it hasn't ...the man says I talk shite lol:

Yes? And? Shrugs:
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Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2011, 06:03:27 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 05:47:29 PM
Not here it hasn't ...the man says I talk shite lol:

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 12:46:42 PM
I would have a drink with you no problems . I intend to leave work about 4.30 and go gym.

Err, what time does the gym close rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 06:12:38 PM: It's TMR's fault ...no gym tonight
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Post by: GROWLER on July 25, 2011, 06:15:51 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 06:12:38 PM
It's TMR's fault ...no gym tonight

Yes dear, quite so., whatever. ::)
We understand don't we children? whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 06:17:23 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F26otuhidg%2Fcsales.jpg&hash=613cadfd33a692efc9dc533fdf4138f4ff1f0576) (http://www.postimage.org/) noooo:
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Post by: tel on July 25, 2011, 06:21:13 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 05:47:29 PM
Not here it hasn't ...the man says I talk shite lol:
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A TMR charm offensive
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Post by: Nick on July 25, 2011, 06:22:48 PM: Miss D is charming. TMR is offensive
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 06:28:05 PM: Time to go home surrender:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 07:02:35 PM: I think I may be a little bit sozzled lol:
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Post by: Pirate on July 25, 2011, 07:23:26 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 06:28:05 PM
Time to go home surrender:

If you're not in bed by nine...then it's time to go home...
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2011, 07:30:13 PM: I'm home & scoffing food lol:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM: Well. I am home now - a cab provided by the Metropolitan Police. Seems I got on the train at Victoria and then - for reasons unknown to me - decided to get off at Wandsworth Common . I then fell onto the rail track and a train went over me. All trains stopped in both directions, power off and the next thing I know I'm in an Ambulance getting patched up. Then 6 hours in a cell and a £50 fine for being drunk in a public place. It's taken me 43 years to get arrested! If Carlsberg did days off...
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 03:38:24 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM
Well. I am home now - a cab provided by the Metropolitan Police. Seems I got on the train at Victoria and then - for reasons unknown to me - decided to get off at Wandsworth Common . I then fell onto the rail track and a train went over me. All trains stopped in both directions, power off and the next thing I know I'm in an Ambulance getting patched up. Then 6 hours in a cell and a £50 fine for being drunk in a public place. It's taken me 43 years to get arrested! If Carlsberg did days off...

eeek:

For real???
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:47:03 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2011, 03:38:24 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM
Well. I am home now - a cab provided by the Metropolitan Police. Seems I got on the train at Victoria and then - for reasons unknown to me - decided to get off at Wandsworth Common . I then fell onto the rail track and a train went over me. All trains stopped in both directions, power off and the next thing I know I'm in an Ambulance getting patched up. Then 6 hours in a cell and a £50 fine for being drunk in a public place. It's taken me 43 years to get arrested! If Carlsberg did days off...

eeek:

For real???

Yup. Starting to hurt now - apparently I hit the train track hard and pure luck meant the train went straight over me and I didn't touch the live rail. I have a heeeooge bandage on my knee and my salmon pink polo shirt is crusty with blood on my right shoulder. Didn't feel a thing at the time.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:48:39 AM: Oh, and Miss D is simply lovely cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 03:49:39 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:47:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2011, 03:38:24 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM
Well. I am home now - a cab provided by the Metropolitan Police. Seems I got on the train at Victoria and then - for reasons unknown to me - decided to get off at Wandsworth Common . I then fell onto the rail track and a train went over me. All trains stopped in both directions, power off and the next thing I know I'm in an Ambulance getting patched up. Then 6 hours in a cell and a £50 fine for being drunk in a public place. It's taken me 43 years to get arrested! If Carlsberg did days off...

eeek:

For real???

Yup. Starting to hurt now - apparently I hit the train track hard and pure luck meant the train went straight over me and I didn't touch the live rail. I have a heeeooge bandage on my knee and my salmon pink polo shirt is crusty with blood on my right shoulder. Didn't feel a thing at the time.

Christus... I suppose it is lucky that the tracks are four foot eight and three quarter inches apart... if we'd had a narrow gauge system you might have had your head off! lol:

Be careful FFS!
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 03:50:18 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:48:39 AM
Oh, and Miss D is simply lovely cloud9:

Oh yes, I know that... redface:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 04:58:35 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:47:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2011, 03:38:24 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM
Well. I am home now - a cab provided by the Metropolitan Police. Seems I got on the train at Victoria and then - for reasons unknown to me - decided to get off at Wandsworth Common . I then fell onto the rail track and a train went over me. All trains stopped in both directions, power off and the next thing I know I'm in an Ambulance getting patched up. Then 6 hours in a cell and a £50 fine for being drunk in a public place. It's taken me 43 years to get arrested! If Carlsberg did days off...

eeek:

For real???

Yup. Starting to hurt now - apparently I hit the train track hard and pure luck meant the train went straight over me and I didn't touch the live rail. I have a heeeooge bandage on my knee and my salmon pink polo shirt is crusty with blood on my right shoulder. Didn't feel a thing at the time.

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you were going to make sure I got home ok lol:

Bloody hell though - I am so glad you are ok

Mineral water next time ;)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:00:14 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:48:39 AM
Oh, and Miss D is simply lovely cloud9:

You are a top bloke yourself like ... thank you for my peaches , they are lovely cloud9:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:10:23 AM: The gods are definitely having a laugh , on the news they are featuring an article on rail safety and how playing on the train tracks is not safe whistle:

Still can't quite absorb what happened to you eeek: .....FFS go and do the lottery today man ;D
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 05:13:21 AM: I was trying to get him to go to A & E first thing this morning....

Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 04:40:00 AM
Really starting to hurt now - just noticed I have 10ish stitches on my knee and a heeoooge cut on my face, plus my shoulder is a gaping wound. Not good.

He has now gone to bed instead tho.... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:19:17 AM: Next time he won't refuse to buy me another drink lol:

Having never met the man before he is attempting Har Kari after just a couple of hours rubschin:

Seriously though he needs to make sure he's ok ....I am hoping that the paramedics wouldn't have let him go if they were concerned about any of his injuries but how can those wounds have remained undressed rubschin:

TMR - please go to the hospital. Pretty please. I will come with you if you want although I'm sure you have plenty of support .....but please go - that's an order !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 26, 2011, 05:21:00 AM: Does TMR drive? rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-14280131 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-14280131)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2011, 05:48:22 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 03:36:20 AM
Well. I am home now - a cab provided by the Metropolitan Police. Seems I got on the train at Victoria and then - for reasons unknown to me - decided to get off at Wandsworth Common . I then fell onto the rail track and a train went over me. All trains stopped in both directions, power off and the next thing I know I'm in an Ambulance getting patched up. Then 6 hours in a cell and a £50 fine for being drunk in a public place. It's taken me 43 years to get arrested! If Carlsberg did days off...

eeek: eeek: eeek: FFS TMR

That was hell of a near miss. And then the train incident afterwards too ;)

Seriously, glad you're OK, could have been so much worse
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:52:18 AM: Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2011, 05:48:22 AM

That was hell of a near miss. And then the train incident afterwards too ;)

cussing:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 06:11:02 AM: Gaping wound on the shoulder eh?

Miss D clearly missed when she swung the axe.

Hope you are OK chap.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 06:39:08 AM: This is set to become the stuff of VP legend eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2011, 06:49:34 AM: TMR you daft bugger! ;)

Surprising how little pain you feel when well pickled, or so I have heard. whistle:

Make sure you let us have the Youtube link.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 26, 2011, 06:59:03 AM: GOOD GRIEF! eeek:

You're one lucky chap TMR.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 07:01:58 AM: Let it be a lesson to all of us. YOu go out for a quick drink with Miss D and then.... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:05:24 AM: Death seems a welcome relief sad32:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 07:08:48 AM: Just how closely to Nick are you related?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 26, 2011, 07:09:06 AM: Good grief TMR you are very lucky chap. Hope the pain killers kick in soon and that you are a quick healer. happy100
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:18:20 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 07:08:48 AM
Just how closely to Nick are you related?

shocked003

Nowhere near that close
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: tel on July 26, 2011, 07:26:05 AM: Can't let these youngsters out on their own these days.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:29:49 AM: Sorry tel redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel " rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 07:31:45 AM: I wonder if they remember calling me on the phone in the middle of this fiasco?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:32:47 AM: Oh yes.....TMR spoke to you though I hadn't got a clue what you two were talking about .

Nowt much new there then whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 07:33:49 AM: I hadn't got a clue what he was burbling about. I could hear your gurgling though
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:36:41 AM: Was I drowning at the time ? eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: tel on July 26, 2011, 07:37:37 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 07:29:49 AM
Sorry tel redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel " rubschin:

Someone will probably remember next month.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: tel on July 26, 2011, 07:38:31 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 07:36:41 AM
Was I drowning at the time ? eeek:

In what?

Tears or pino?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 09:31:10 AM: Neither angel1

Anyone heard from him yet scared2:

I've dusted off the nurses uniform lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 09:34:00 AM: Lucky escape TMR ............on both counts.....
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 09:34:39 AM: You're all orrible to me sad24:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2011, 09:47:24 AM: Right bright spark ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 10:17:24 AM: didn't take long to get on you tube.....

Crazy Guy Clinging To Railroad Tracks As A Train Passes Over Him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_1AzOVAd68#)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 10:38:25 AM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 26, 2011, 10:17:24 AM
didn't take long to get on you tube.....

Crazy Guy Clinging To Railroad Tracks As A Train Passes Over Him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_1AzOVAd68#)

Fuck moi! eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 10:45:17 AM: Is Snoopy trying to upstage TMR........... rubschin:

Father riding mobility scooter over level crossing is hit by 100mph train... and SURVIVES

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018574/Father-riding-mobility-scooter-survives-hit-100mph-train-Kelvedon-Essex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018574/Father-riding-mobility-scooter-survives-hit-100mph-train-Kelvedon-Essex.html)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 10:59:28 AM: With a range of 20 miles between recharging on my scooter it is unlikely that I would be crossing a railway in Essex .... it's a fvcking long haul from North Wales
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:17:00 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 26, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Good grief TMR you are very lucky chap. Hope the pain killers kick in soon and that you are a quick healer. happy100

Pain killers in a pint glass cloud9:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 11:20:31 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:17:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 26, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Good grief TMR you are very lucky chap. Hope the pain killers kick in soon and that you are a quick healer. happy100

Pain killers in a pint glass cloud9:

noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 11:20:46 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:17:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 26, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Good grief TMR you are very lucky chap. Hope the pain killers kick in soon and that you are a quick healer. happy100

Pain killers in a pint glass cloud9:

Watch you don't go off the rails again......... whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 11:25:34 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 11:20:46 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:17:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 26, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Good grief TMR you are very lucky chap. Hope the pain killers kick in soon and that you are a quick healer. happy100

Pain killers in a pint glass cloud9:

Watch you don't go off the rails again......... whistle:

lol: lol: lol:

Luckily he stayed off the rails... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2011, 11:28:12 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2011, 11:25:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 11:20:46 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:17:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 26, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
Good grief TMR you are very lucky chap. Hope the pain killers kick in soon and that you are a quick healer. happy100

Pain killers in a pint glass cloud9:

Watch you don't go off the rails again......... whistle:

lol: lol: lol:

Luckily he stayed off the rails... noooo:

Good points, but I don't think they signal that TMR has any timetable for getting on the waggon.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:30:26 AM: I someone could explain why I got off the train at Wandsworth Common, I'd be happy rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2011, 11:31:49 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:30:26 AM
I someone could explain why I got off the train at Wandsworth Common, I'd be happy rubschin:

Asleep, leaning aginst the door prolly. ;)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 11:32:41 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:30:26 AM
I someone could explain why I got off the train at Wandsworth Common, I'd be happy rubschin:

Fer a smoke or a piss I would imagine....
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 11:33:49 AM: Began with a 'W'
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:34:47 AM: Right - time for a shower and a livener...

Glad you liked the peaches Miss D!
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 11:35:02 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 11:33:49 AM
Began with a 'W'

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 11:37:23 AM: http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/ (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/) whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 11:39:56 AM: Think of all those travellers he pissed off ;D
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:43:46 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2011, 11:37:23 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/ (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/) whistle:

redface: redface: redface:

My brother offered some kind words - "So the dogs were left on their own for 15 hours" ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:47:10 AM: At least I can say - properly - that I feel like I've been hit by a train!
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 11:50:13 AM: That's one very exclusive club you're in.

Got that lotto ticket yet ?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 11:50:53 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:47:10 AM
At least I can say - properly - that I feel like I've been hit by a train!

If they interview you could you mention the VP...? whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 11:53:32 AM: To the cops eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 12:08:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2011, 11:53:32 AM
To the cops eeek: scared2:
No, the newspaper spongehead... ::)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 12:14:32 PM: He could have told them it was one of the initiation ( can't be arsed to spellcheck and bound to be wrong) challenges for joining the VP whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 12:18:32 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 12:14:32 PM
He could have told them it was one of the initiation ( can't be arsed to spellcheck and bound to be wrong) challenges for joining the VP whistle:

Indeed.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 12:18:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 12:14:32 PM
He could have told them it was one of the initiation ( can't be arsed to spellcheck and bound to be wrong) challenges for joining the VP whistle:

You have dated all the VP........... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 12:22:19 PM: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Did you not read the small print when you signed up ? whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 12:57:44 PM: oh my....... eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:01:43 PM: Nobody reads the small print when they sign up.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 01:04:02 PM: It's worse than that ...you all have to spend a night with BM lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:05:10 PM: eyes:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 01:06:51 PM: It was awful. He snores like a walrus noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:07:33 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2011, 01:06:51 PM
It was awful. He snores like a walrus noooo:

That was growler spongehead... ::)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 01:07:54 PM: It was awful , it was shrivelled like a walnut lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:08:27 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 01:47:22 PM: rubschin:

I wonder how big a bill the Railways will be sending TMR ~ for the delays like.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 02:39:27 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 01:47:22 PM
rubschin:

I wonder how big a bill the Railways will be sending TMR ~ for the delays like.

eeek:

On second thoughts, don't mention the VP... noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 04:59:13 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 07:29:49 AM
Sorry tel redface:

You were going to be the referee on something as well...I remember something ending in " Well we'll just have to ask Tel " rubschin:

I've remembered now lol:

BBM is not free when you're abroad is it as you have to have data roaming on for BBM to work ? Unless you have set up a tariff with your provider you will be charged for this won't you ??? rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 05:02:29 PM: I left tel in the pub noooo: noooo: noooo:

Update :- http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/ (http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:04:22 PM: You couldn't let it lie lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 05:05:06 PM: So is it a fixed penalty or a magistrate job?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 05:08:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2011, 05:05:06 PM
So is it a fixed penalty or a magistrate job?

Fixed penalty of £50. A lot less than Miss D's Pinot bill noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:09:58 PM: cussing:

The bump on your head really has not helped you to recall events accurately whistle:

You had asked me not to tell anybody you were only on half pints of shandy but sod ya now lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 05:12:54 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 05:09:58 PM
cussing:

The bump on your head really has not helped you to recall events accurately whistle:

You had asked me not to tell anybody you were only on half pints of shandy but sod ya now lol:

redface: Your the only person I know who would ask for a Guinness shandy whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:14:55 PM: Gullible , that's me whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 05:17:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2011, 05:14:55 PM
Gullible , that's me whistle:

Nah!
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2011, 07:23:50 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 05:02:29 PM
I left tel in the pub noooo: noooo: noooo:

Update :- http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/ (http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/)

Somebody didn't like you complaining about the spelling ;D

Quote
"Bad reporting here - for starters the train didn't hit me. I think. If it had I would be dead. Secondly, I apologise to anyone who was late home due to my drunken spill onto the track.

And thirdly, can you kindly put an English spell-checker in your website. "Apologise" has an "s", not a "z". We're not American, yet."

Quote
IRISH_CRAIG, says...
7:56pm Tue 26 Jul 11
psbcustard, sm5

I walked onto the platform last night at WWCommon. I turned to see a train coming and saw a man stumbling, disoriented from being uncontrollably drunk or under the influence of some very heavy medication of sorts. In a split second, I saw this man fall backwards onto the tracks and directly under a train that didnt have time to stop or brake in any way. I shook for a brief time and had to walk away from the scene as I was horrified. I thought that I was going to have the image of death imprinted in my mind forever. Now I learn, the man in question was yourself, an adult, and all you can do is complain about typos and spelling?

You have no idea of the inconvenience and trouble you have landed on innocent people going about their day.

Why is it that trains are never early?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 07:29:17 PM: CHap must have been traumatised. He will doubtless sue for compo noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:29:52 PM: Oh dear scared2:

It's a good job Wandsworth Common is not his regular station lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 07:34:29 PM: TMR: the man who put the common back into Wandsworth Common noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 07:37:45 PM: I blame the fresh air .....he was fine in the pub rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 07:47:31 PM: It would appear I have annoyed someone...

http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/?ref=ms (http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/?ref=ms)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2011, 08:13:48 PM: Bet he's a cafflik too ;)
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 08:15:59 PM: This is turning into one of them there snowball situations lol:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2011, 06:01:08 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 07:47:31 PM
It would appear I have annoyed someone...

http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/?ref=ms (http://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/?ref=ms)

Good riposte happy088
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Pastis on July 28, 2011, 10:31:07 AM: I'm slightly incommunicado for a couple of days and now read up on what I've missed eeek:

shocked003

Hope you're making a full recovery, chum confused:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2011, 10:32:29 AM: WHich? Being run over by a train or being robbed by three masked men?
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Pastis on July 28, 2011, 10:34:19 AM: The former
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:39:13 AM: Quote from: Pastis on July 28, 2011, 10:31:07 AM
I'm slightly incommunicado for a couple of days and now read up on what I've missed eeek:

shocked003

Hope you're making a full recovery, chum confused:

Did you get your own 'where are you?' thread like...? whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Pastis on July 28, 2011, 10:43:36 AM: noooo:

sad24:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:45:13 AM: Quote from: Pastis on July 28, 2011, 10:43:36 AM
noooo:

sad24:

I did! point:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:49:38 AM: But we know that Pastis is a grown-up, reliable chap .... unlike point:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:50:40 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
But we know that Pastis is a grown-up, reliable chap .... unlike point:

evil:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2011, 10:51:19 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:45:13 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 28, 2011, 10:43:36 AM
noooo:

sad24:

I did! point:

The dancing thread .......... rubschin:

Just in case someone missed it.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Pirate on July 28, 2011, 08:49:45 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2011, 10:32:29 AM
WHich? Being run over by a train or being robbed by three masked men?

You forgot being mugged by Miss D...for all the voddy she got from him... before she pushed him under the train
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2011, 09:16:46 PM: Pirate is an ex NOTW reporter noooo:

Facts have no place in his account of events
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: barmisspah? on July 29, 2011, 11:15:16 AM: Also just read this !
Hope you're ok now TMR
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2011, 12:35:01 PM: Apart from the inuries sustained in the armed robbery whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: barmisspah? on July 29, 2011, 02:09:45 PM: I thought Miss D was unarmed.
I'm not counting the axe 'cos I've been reliably informed that's just for show.
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 02:19:03 PM: I am armless angel1

Not me but more jaw dropping moments from 'The Life and Times of TMR' this week noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 02:22:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 29, 2011, 02:19:03 PM
I am armless angel1

Not me but more jaw dropping moments from 'The Life and Times of TMR' this week noooo:

Makes a change from legless.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 02:26:03 PM: noooo:

This from the Sobriety Club noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2011, 02:27:20 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 29, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
noooo:

This from the Sobriety Club noooo: noooo: noooo:

Moi........ whistle:.........are you watching me ........ scared2:
Title: Re: Miss D and the new BF in big showdown
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 02:28:24 PM: Got bored ...you didn't move for hours noooo: