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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 22, 2011, 03:36:00 PM

Title: UTTER business talk bollox shite.
Post by: GROWLER on July 22, 2011, 03:36:00 PM

One of my cussies has rung me twice in the last twi days, and both times they've announced......"Growler, we have a BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY for you" confused:

I thought they were just 'avin' a laf yesterday, as they then proceeded to tell me what the job was they wanted doing, but the same phrase was used by a different person today.
I asked wtf he was going on about.

"It's our new business phrase that we have to slip into every conversation with everyone that we come into contact with."

I just told him to tell me what the job was and stop talking shite. cussing:

Whatever next? Will it create new found wealth I wonder?

Will it BOLLOX like. Banghead

Title: Re: UTTER business talk bollox shite.
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 03:39:59 PM

Just say "Going Forward" in every sentence next time they call you  angel1

Title: Re: UTTER business talk bollox shite.
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2011, 03:40:41 PM

They are simply pushing the envelope in customer/contractor relationships to a higher level going forward

AKA  bs:

Title: Re: UTTER business talk bollox shite.
Post by: Pastis on July 22, 2011, 03:51:00 PM

You need to bookmark this site  http://www.buzzwords4u.co.uk/ (http://www.buzzwords4u.co.uk/)  to retaliate  razz:

You can then suggest that:

"We bluesky our way outside box city and powerthink over to destination creativation"

or

"We're operationalising the strategic infrastructure... "

or

"Can we initiate an information transfer on this please?"

Title: Re: UTTER business talk bollox shite.
Post by: GROWLER on July 22, 2011, 04:39:26 PM

Makes me plumbs shudder and quake tbh.

SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH. Banghead

Title: Re: UTTER business talk bollox shite.
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 04:43:28 PM

 shutup: