The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
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The Brat came in to my room last night and asked when we were going on holiday . "Why " I reply suspicously rubschin:
Because I’m flying to France with the Air cadets on the 9th August she states. eeek:
I look at her bemused.
“But I haven’t received a letter from them “ I say …”how much is this going to cost I follow up with quickly”
Dunno – is her ever so helpful but typical response. ::)
“Where are you flying from , is it Heathrow or Gatwick” I , not too unreasonably I don’t think , enquire.
“Duuurrrrrrrrrrr mum it’s Air Cadets” she sneers.
Getting a bit lost and confused now I still pursue the same line of enquiry. “ Who are you flying with then “ I say.
“Mum it’s with the AIR CADETS “ she says whilst rolling her eyes and sighing really deeply. ::)
Still not getting it she then really , really feckin sarcastically says “ What are the Air Cadets part of mum, yes that’s right they fly planes . I am flying with a pilot in a RAF plane as part of the Air Cadets. They don’t fly out of Heathrow or Gatwick y'know "
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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“ What are the Air Cadets part of mum, yes that’s right they fly planes . I am flying with a pilot in a RAF plane as part of the Air Cadets. They don’t fly out of Heathrow or Gatwick y'know "
Swiftly followed by THWACK! I presume....? whistle:
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She also said to me the other day " I've seen more violence than you could ever imagine " - she clearly has no idea what goes on in my imagination lol:
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The Brat came in to my room last night and asked when we were going on holiday . "Why " I reply suspicously rubschin:
Because I’m flying to France with the Air cadets on the 9th August she states. eeek:
I look at her bemused.
“But I haven’t received a letter from them “ I say …”how much is this going to cost I follow up with quickly”
Dunno – is her ever so helpful but typical response. ::)
“Where are you flying from , is it Heathrow or Gatwick” I , not too unreasonably I don’t think , enquire.
“Duuurrrrrrrrrrr mum it’s Air Cadets” she sneers.
Getting a bit lost and confused now I still pursue the same line of enquiry. “ Who are you flying with then “ I say.
“Mum it’s with the AIR CADETS “ she says whilst rolling her eyes and sighing really deeply. ::)
Still not getting it she then really , really feckin sarcastically says “ What are the Air Cadets part of mum, yes that’s right they fly planes . I am flying with a pilot in a RAF plane as part of the Air Cadets. They don’t fly out of Heathrow or Gatwick y'know "
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Shame she's not coming through Gatwick...I could arrange a nice little "surprise" for her by my mates in security... whistle:
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I would pay you for that lol:
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She also said to me the other day " I've seen more violence than you could ever imagine " - she clearly has no idea what goes on in my imagination lol:
scared2:
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She also said to me the other day " I've seen more violence than you could ever imagine " - she clearly has no idea what goes on in my imagination lol:
lol: lol: lol:
I have made a note of that one.
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
Buy a kevlar vest! lol:
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.
drumroll: happy001
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Me and everyone in Cheshire scared2:
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.
It is an 400 year old Grammar Skool. evil:
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
It is an 400 year old Grammar Skool. evil:
So he could be chasing after you with a blunderbuss then? whistle:
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The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot scared2:
If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.
It is an 400 year old Grammar Skool. evil:
I rest my case M'Lud
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They have prefects and everyfink. And they let gerls into the VIth form. I have seen them eyes: eyes: eyes: