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Title: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 02:35:25 PM

I've been thinking for a while that there should be awards for instances of gross stupidiy that don't have a cleansing effect on the gene pool. So for all those morons who don't qualify for the Darwin Awards I give you the Mongsters.

For our first nomination I give you this gentleman, who decided to threaten a group of drug dealers with an imitation firearm only to find out they were undercover police officers.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016409/Vigilante-jailed-threatening-group-drug-dealers-imitation-handgun--realising-undercover-police-officers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016409/Vigilante-jailed-threatening-group-drug-dealers-imitation-handgun--realising-undercover-police-officers.html)

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 02:36:44 PM

I nominate Nick!  cool14:

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 02:40:47 PM

I nominate BM  angel1

I feel a poll coming on.

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 02:43:36 PM

I'm going to have to have a lifetime award for mongdom category set up for the pair of you otherwise nobody else will get a look in.  whistle:

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 02:44:50 PM

Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 02:40:47 PM

I nominate BM  angel1

I feel a poll coming on.

Poll away Mongmeister!  lol:

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 04:35:01 PM

Another nomination, and the moral of the story here is if you are going to plank make sure you are holding on to something that doesnt move.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016364/Planking-dangerous-Woman-Internet-sensation-prank-fails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016364/Planking-dangerous-Woman-Internet-sensation-prank-fails.html)

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2011, 01:55:54 PM

I nominate the person who decided that 'see back of box for usage instruction' was a good thing to write on sachets of optical lens wipes. noooo:

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Misty on July 24, 2011, 02:15:04 PM

I think this dude is certainly a contender.....

The most stupid man in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qFRjDpSt-o#)

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2011, 10:47:33 AM

At what point does muppetry become mongetry we need to define this as a Nominations for the new Muppetry Award is needed.

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2011, 08:48:47 PM

Simples Miss C, muppetry is basic stupidity, when it becomes gross stupidity its mongetry and when gross stupidity cleanses the gene pool it's Darwinism.

There will be some crossover, like this guy who plans to spend 5 weeks in a cage with his lions. At the moment mongetry but I suspect it will be Darwinism before the end of his stay.

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During the five weeks in the cage he will bond with Katya, an African lioness, and her male partner Samson.
Katya is pregnant and is due to give birth to the cubs while he is inside, which could make her fiercely over-protective.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022035/Zookeeper-Alexander-Pylyshenko-live-lions-cage-FIVE-weeks.html

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2011, 11:13:13 AM

And now our first group nomination for a Mongster/Darwin (depending on whether the inevitable happens before the award ceremony). Curing sickness by lying on a train track and getting an electric shock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021835/Now-really-shocking-Desperate-patients-try-cure-sickness-lying-RAILWAY-TRACKS.html

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2011, 11:26:59 AM

I blame TMR myself. whistle:

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2011, 11:36:21 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on August 04, 2011, 11:26:59 AM

I blame TMR myself. whistle:

Dick Dastardarwin and Muttmr  whistle:

Title: Re: Nominations for the new Mongster Award
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2011, 07:51:53 PM

I think I've just found the winner. Trying to split the atom in his feckin KITCHEN  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022333/Police-arrest-Swedish-man-tried-split-atom-KITCHEN.html

Interesting interview with the idiot here. Apparently he bought the material on Ebay.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14403432

Nick, NO!  nonono: