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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 07:55:51 PM

Title: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 07:55:51 PM: I propose that there are certain people , just by their very existence, that pose a significant threat to humanity or my humanness at the very least.

The Brat has been watching some real shite tonight and I put up on offer 2 twats of the highest twattest order that need to be run over by a steam roller until they are marmite brown bread.

John Barryman and Dale Winton.

Please note this is not a tirade against men of a homosexual persuasion and just to show impartiality in that respect I also offer up Robert Preston ( he just really feckin annoys me ) evil:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2011, 07:59:42 PM: Successful twats though.
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 08:01:01 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2011, 07:59:42 PM
Successful twats though.

Rich twats... evil:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 08:01:16 PM: I am not gauging their success just their irritating rating.
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2011, 08:02:27 PM: Then don't watch them. noooo:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 08:04:58 PM: And breathe ...I wasn't ...the Brat was...therefore it was on the telly whilst I was going in and out of the front room.
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 08:06:34 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:04:58 PM
And breathe ...I wasn't ...the Brat was...therefore it was on the telly whilst I was going in and out of the front room.

Well stop going in and out then...so to speak like. redface:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 08:08:24 PM: I thought Nick had upset you redface:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 08:09:36 PM: lol: lol: lol:

He is out raving scared2:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 08:16:45 PM: Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 08:08:24 PM
I thought Nick had upset you redface:

He's bloody well piggin' upset me, the great spotted toad that he undoubtably IS.

Nicked my ruddy CAKE he did you know. evil:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2011, 08:19:23 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 08:16:45 PM
Nicked my ruddy CAKE he did you know. evil:

noooo:

Let it go Growler.

You can't move on otherwise.
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 08:21:54 PM: We never had these problems when Marje Proops and Claire Rayner were around noooo:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 08:22:54 PM: Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 08:21:54 PM
We never had these problems when Marje Proops and Claire Rayner were around noooo:

So many old members don't post any more.... sad24:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2011, 08:34:33 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
I am not gauging their success just their irritating rating.

Shall I leave now?
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 08:36:55 PM: Oh no please don't ...I like you muchly cloud9:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2011, 08:38:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 16, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Oh no please don't ...I like you muchly cloud9:
cloud9:
redface: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2011, 08:44:57 PM: Can we add Andrew Marr to the hitlist?
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 08:46:28 PM: Oh yes cloud9:
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2011, 09:43:32 PM: The Mikado - I've Got a Little List (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx7Rppo8l2g#)
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 10:56:52 PM: happ096
Title: Re: Twatnic Cleansing
Post by: Just One More on July 17, 2011, 05:26:01 AM: I've never really noticed her before but Zeinab Badawi is on the news in the background. If she says Colonel Gaddarrrrfi one more f*****g time aaarrgghhh There's no "r" in it, let alone three of the things. That's a good enough reason for me this morning