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Title: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 10:45:25 PM
Most ENORMOUS moose with the filthiest shoes and clothes I've ever seen wandering and hobbling around the Asda just now. sick2:

Piled on the top of her hours supply of crisps and regulation 10 gallons of  pop, was the most gigantical  bag of catering sized iced doghnuts I've ever seen...ever! eeek:

Is it any wonder I quietly muttered to meself, is it? noooo:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 10:47:56 PM
You are shopping now........................cake....??
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 10:52:25 PM
You are shopping now........................cake....??

Well obviously not right now you great plant pot, half an hour ago...brocolli, apples, pineapples, bread, meat, antiseptic wipe cleaner wipe things, and stuff stuff type stuff, oh, and a bit of a crimbo CAKE bar too I suppose, yes. redface:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 10:55:00 PM
Thought Nick gave you a brocolli plant ...........dead already ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 10:55:13 PM
I thought you were growing yer own, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 10:56:01 PM
I thought you were growing yer own, like  rubschin:

Cake......... eeek:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 10:57:09 PM
Always amazes me how and why parents drag their very young sprogs and sproglets around the supermarket late at night.
One well 'ard looking geezer was dragging his daughter around doing the weekly shop, who looked about 6 yrs. of age, dressed up like a bloody cat walk model, all make up'd too. eeek:
Looked absolutely vile and incorrect imho, or am I just a bit olde werldy fashioned p'raps? cry:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 10:58:25 PM
I thought you were growing yer own, like  rubschin:

In less than a WEEK? eeek:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 11:00:06 PM
Where've all the BIG chickens gone now too?  confused:
Only get medium ones these days.

Farmers stopped growing them or summat? confused:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 11:00:45 PM
Thought Nick gave you a brocolli plant ...........dead already ........ rubschin:

It's extremelly dead now.
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 03:51:29 AM
Thought Nick gave you a brocolli plant ...........dead already ........ rubschin:

It's extremelly dead now.

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Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 05:16:42 AM
You are shopping now........................cake....??

Well obviously not right now you great plant pot, half an hour ago...brocolli, apples, pineapples, bread, meat, antiseptic wipe cleaner wipe things, and stuff stuff type stuff, oh, and a bit of a crimbo CAKE bar too I suppose, yes. redface:

Which reminds me... Morrisons Sultana and cherry cake  happy088   Don't bother with their Genoa one though, it's dry and breaks up as you try to cut it, unless you eat it like a Mars bar like  ;)
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 06:37:00 AM
OOOhhhh a cake recommendation thread  cloud9:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 08:39:25 AM
OOOhhhh a cake recommendation thread  cloud9:

If it's got icing and marzipan on it...you know, like the one that Miss C most kindly and luvingly made for ME, YES ME  that that bloody CAKE nicker from Nottingham nicked and scoffed...I'm too upset to carry on with this post now, sorry. sad32:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2011, 08:42:39 AM
 happy100

I'll specialize in the ones without marzipan then cos marzipan is disgusterous  sick2:

Icing, frosting, butter cream etc ...yumster. Today I am craving carrot and walnut cake with lashings and lashings of vanilla butter cream  icing  cloud9:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 08:44:33 AM
Indeed... tarzipan is the werk of the devil!  sick2:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2011, 09:43:41 AM
happy100

I'll specialize in the ones without marzipan then cos marzipan is disgusterous  sick2:

Icing, frosting, butter cream etc ...yumster. Today I am craving carrot and walnut cake with lashings and lashings of vanilla butter cream  icing  cloud9:

You'll do well to find a better one than M & S's, or Waitrose's carrot cake slices come a very close second  happy088
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2011, 10:29:10 AM
You haven't tried mine  whistle:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 10:34:57 AM
You haven't tried mine  whistle:

If you mean your Cumberland ring you've posted in the wrong thread....  whistle:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2011, 10:39:36 AM
You haven't tried mine  whistle:

If you mean your Cumberland ring you've posted in the wrong thread....  whistle:

I meant my carrot cake you dummy!  cussing:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 10:45:00 AM
You haven't tried mine  whistle:

If you mean your Cumberland ring you've posted in the wrong thread....  whistle:

I meant my carrot cake you dummy!  cussing:

Of course, of course....  whistle:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2011, 10:46:47 AM
Honestly! The things some people will do to keep their post count up  noooo:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2011, 10:47:52 AM
bump  redface:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:02:58 AM
I don't think I need to boost mine with 55,390 (55,391 now) on the board... reduce it if anything....  redface:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 12:33:52 PM
I don't think I need to boost mine with 55,390 (55,391 now) on the board... reduce it if anything....  redface:

Is there a posting (of shite generally ) competition going on here that I didn't know about?
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2011, 12:34:54 PM
I don't think I need to boost mine with 55,390 (55,391 now) on the board... reduce it if anything....  redface:

Is there a posting (of shite generally ) competition going on here that I didn't know about?

Thought you already knew............ whistle:
Title: Re: Shopper watching.
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 12:54:52 PM
I don't think I need to boost mine with 55,390 (55,391 now) on the board... reduce it if anything....  redface:

Is there a posting (of shite generally ) competition going on here that I didn't know about?

Thought you already knew............ whistle:

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