The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 06:47:15 PM
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Morning all.............. whistle:
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Morning all.............. whistle:
MONG! point:
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Ello APC and BarMong whistle:
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Ello APC and BarMong whistle:
I am not an mong.. I am just commenting like... redface:
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Well Baldymort was getting past it anyway and BarMong is more up to date. whistle:
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Well Baldymort was getting past it anyway and BarMong is more up to date. whistle:
As is GrumpMong.... whistle:
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GrumpMong doesnt work though, BarMong is close enough to Barman to pass muster old boy. point:
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Ello APC and BarMong whistle:
I am not an mong.. I am just commenting like... redface:
Gorra right owld strop on tonight/this morning/ this evening/ this avvy/ this whatever haven't you ey? whistle:
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GrumpMong doesnt work though, BarMong is close enough to Barman to pass muster old boy. point:
Of course, of course... ::)
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Booo!:
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noooo:
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Booo!:
Busy entertaining then I see? whistle:
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'ello ~ wots all this about then?
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'ello ~ wots all this about then?
Oh Uncle! I thought better of you... noooo:
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'ello ~ wots all this about then?
BM's thrown a wobbly just 'cus we asked him some simple questions about rools and regulations for the good morning etc lah de dah de diddly dum threads. ::)
This thread started after a simple simplification suggestion. Banghead
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Banghead
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Banghead
WHA!? Shrugs:
Apart from the 'for mongs' bit, I actually think it's quite a good idea tbqatth.
Nice place for newbies to come in and get toasted warm too ey? 8)
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Banghead
WHA!? Shrugs:
Ezakly!
10p thanks.... cloud9:
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18 posts on a thread for mongs.................................8 from 1 poster......... whistle:
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18 posts on a thread for mongs.................................8 from 1 poster......... whistle:
40p like... cloud9:
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More poplia than all those other silly threads already ey? angel1
Ot covers EVERYTHING you see. Much easier, and you can say good whatever too.
Another top thread idea from GROWLER ey? cloud9:
You'll end up thanking me you know. Sweet. angel1
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'ello ~ wots all this about then?
BM's thrown a wobbly just 'cus we asked him some simple questions about rools and regulations for the good morning etc lah de dah de diddly dum threads. ::)
This thread started after a simple simplification suggestion. Banghead
There are rules? happy001
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More poplia than all those other silly threads already ey? angel1
Ot covers EVERYTHING you see. Much easier, and you can say good whatever too.
Another top thread idea from GROWLER ey? cloud9:
You'll end up thanking me you know. Sweet. angel1
Thanking but not paying.... whistle:
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Can we have an au revoir thread? angel1
Or TTFN in English
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Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?
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Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?
Good and most excellent plan.
Arse'o!....or is that Chinese? rubschin:
Have the lights gone out in BM's 'ed yet? lol:
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Good Morning Miss C. That cake was yumster cloud9:
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Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?
Was that a "sake" answer............
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Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?
Was that a "sake" answer............
Groan. Konichiwa....
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Good Morning Miss C. That cake was yumster cloud9:
CAKE nicking TWAT! Finger:
You can shuvul yer own shite on yer patio now. evil:
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'ELLO. 'Appy piggin' wet Saturday. evil:
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Just started pissing down as I left Gatwick at 2am. Perfect timing! Four days off now, unless they call me up offering overtime.
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'ELLO you bunch of toss pots!: sex014
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eeek:....ello... scared2:
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eeek:....ello... scared2:
Good 'n' gruff in 'ere, in'it? eveilgrin:
No fancy pants 'going around the 'ouses' tittle tattle polite nonsense from me you know. eveilgrin:
I shall be posting in 'ere regular like, to try get this place back into some sort of gruff order. eveilgrin:
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gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! better?
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gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! better?
No, not really tbqatth. whistle:
Got to speak with VENOM in yer 'eart on this thread, or p'raps we should start a 'exceedingly gruff and bad manners ' thread up? rubschin:
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ELLO Growler, how's it hanging?
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ELLO Growler, how's it hanging?
Bit loose mate, bit loose. Bit of nippin' and tuckin' required tbh.
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I have a very sharp knife a length of small bore plastic tubing a needle and some black thread. I could do yer nipping and tucking. 8)
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I have a very sharp knife a length of small bore plastic tubing a needle and some black thread. I could do yer nipping and tucking. 8)
eeek:
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She's gorn native ~ be making black puddings before long you wait and see.
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I wonder if her rates are competitive ? rubschin:
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Ello................I seem to have electric........... rubschin:
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Don't shout about it too much - they'll all want it scared2:
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'ELLO! eveilgrin:
Sweet. cloud9:
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Watcher Cock!
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Watcher Cock!
Shouldn't that be WOTCH'YA cock? rubschin:
Why would anyone want to be a cock watcher ey? confused:
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Just goes to show that not all of us can do "common" with ease. ;)
PS The correct response to Watcher Cock is "Why, does it do tricks?"
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Just goes to show that not all of us can do "common" with ease. ;)
PS The correct response to Watcher Cock is "Why, does it do tricks?"
Quite so, and nowt to be ashamed of.
I AM a self confessed tramp and I claim me cup o' tea guv'. cloud9:
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Can you change a white fiver my good fellow?
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So this is where you're all hiding !!!
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So this is where you're all hiding !!!
Spare a tanner for a cuppa rosy Missus?
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Sorry no change at the moment, catch me on the way back.
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Ello, ello, ello.... whistle:
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'ELLO again. eveilgrin:
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'ELLO! eveilgrin:
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A happy mongalicious morning to you all. razz:
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A happy mongalicious morning to you all. razz:
And a mongdatious afternoon to you from sunny Cyprus! ;D
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I second that ;D
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S'cuse me eveybody like, but this is a 'Ello thread, NOT good mornings and all that posh stuff. noooo:
You've gorra be well 'ard ruff 'n' gruff to speak in 'ere, ok lah's an lahesses like? eveilgrin:
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Afternoon all.........
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Afternoon all.........
Good afternoon young man! ;D
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Afternoon all.........
Good afternoon young man! ;D
Thank you ..........hope you have a good day........
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Afternoon all.........
Good afternoon young man! ;D
Thank you ..........hope you have a good day........
Indeed I will sir... and your goodself I trust...?
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Ello , tinklebell.........
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'Ello
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Hiya
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Don't even go there Miss C. evil:
Entire conversations are held locally in silly little girly voices saying:
"Hiya" "Oh Hiya" "Howya?" "OK Howya?" "Seeya" "Yeah Seeya"
and that's just the mothers at the school gates or in the Post Office. Banghead
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lol: eveilgrin: Would it help to know that whilst I was saying 'hiya' I had my mobile phone clamped to my ear and was having a conversation with someone else.
They do that here. In the Co-Op the other day a tattooed lovely with child in baby seat unloaded a trolley full of 'stuff' loaded it into bags and paid all the time her mobile was clamped to her ear. noooo:
It is not uncommon and drives me potty. Banghead
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lol: eveilgrin: Would it help to know that whilst I was saying 'hiya' I had my mobile phone clamped to my ear and was having a conversation with someone else.
They do that here. In the Co-Op the other day a tattooed lovely with child in baby seat unloaded a trolley full of 'stuff' loaded it into bags and paid all the time her mobile was clamped to her ear. noooo:
It is not uncommon and drives me potty. Banghead
My biggest hate of ALL time that is....along with the thousands of me other worst of all pet hates that is.
It's simply called blatant rudeness, igmorance. selfishness, and total utter disregard for all those others around them, or put into one simple but most descriptive werd....TWAT! cussing:
'ELLO btw. Angry9:, oh, and it's the Coee btw , not the Co-op, or Co-Op as you so quaintly call it.....you are always forgiven though angel1
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L O
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M N X?
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O U R A 1
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NORWICH
As Miss D so often hears whistle:
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BURMA
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rubschin:
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Word association thread........ rubschin:
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SIAM
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I am getting really bloody confused about this thread now noooo:
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happy100
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I am getting really bloody confused about this thread now noooo:
F U N E 1?
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happy001
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I am getting really bloody confused about this thread now noooo:
To help you understand:
Two Ronnies - F.U.N.E.X? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mX9T2qyIQ#)
BTW
Siam = Sexual Intercourse After Midnight
Norwich = Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
Burma = Be Undressed Ready My Angel
All used by servicemen on the envelopes of letters to their sweethearts as a way of getting a message of their likely opportunity for leave which the censors would have taken out of their letters.
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BTW
Siam = Sexual Intercourse After Midnight
Norwich = Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
Burma = Be Undressed Ready My Angel
All used by servicemen on the envelopes of letters to their sweethearts as a way of getting a message of their likely opportunity for leave which the censors would have taken out of their letters.
"The Concise English Snoopy"
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angel1 I do my best.
As with living in Wales I see my place in the VP community as being one of a Missionary Position 8)
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angel1 I do my best.
As with living in Wales I see my place in the VP community as being one of a Missionary Position 8)
We always knew you were on top of us
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'Ello Bear! 'Ow bist then?
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errrp morning
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errrp morning
Wyatt this time of day?
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Oh dear you are on top form this morning Darwin. worthy:
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'Ello!
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'Ey ooop
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ELLO like. eveilgrin:
Was up 'me 'ill tonight, and for the first time ever, a great big whopper of an Barn Owl swooped down right in front of me. cloud9:
Bloody absolutely awesome it was. eeek:
Some others were 'ooting in the woods for it too. Sssssso sweet. cloud9:
Rescued a fluffy caterpillar that was slowly crossing the path too, and put it in the grass.
They curl up like an 'edge'og when you pick 'em up you know. Reall sweetie he was. cloud9:
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Was BM there ......... rubschin:
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Was BM there ......... rubschin:
There were sadly quite a few mongs up there tonight...and sproglets that should have been in their pits cussing: ..., randomly walking about and generally being bloody annoying and noisy (talking) yes, so, maybe? rubschin:
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Hi ya
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L. O.
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L. O.
L O R U O K?
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L. O.
L O R U O K?
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L. O.
L O R U O K?
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4 Q
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Hello and welcome Bodiam ........... ;D