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Title: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 06:47:15 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
Morning all.............. whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
Morning all.............. whistle:

MONG!  point:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Ello APC and BarMong  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
Ello APC and BarMong  whistle:

I am not an mong.. I am just commenting like...  redface:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2011, 06:55:03 PM
Well Baldymort was getting past it anyway and BarMong is more up to date.  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 06:56:08 PM
Well Baldymort was getting past it anyway and BarMong is more up to date.  whistle:

As is GrumpMong....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2011, 06:57:25 PM
GrumpMong doesnt work though, BarMong is close enough to Barman to pass muster old boy.  point:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 06:58:24 PM
Ello APC and BarMong  whistle:

I am not an mong.. I am just commenting like...  redface:

Gorra right owld strop on tonight/this morning/ this evening/ this avvy/ this whatever haven't you ey? whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
GrumpMong doesnt work though, BarMong is close enough to Barman to pass muster old boy.  point:

Of course, of course...  ::)
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 07:09:18 PM
 Booo!:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 07:10:05 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 07:13:30 PM
Booo!:

Busy entertaining then I see? whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2011, 07:15:24 PM
'ello ~ wots all this about then?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
'ello ~ wots all this about then?

Oh Uncle! I thought better of you...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 07:17:45 PM
'ello ~ wots all this about then?

BM's thrown a wobbly just 'cus we asked him some simple questions about rools and regulations for the good morning etc lah de dah de diddly dum threads. ::)

This thread started after a simple simplification suggestion. Banghead
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 07:18:29 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 07:19:56 PM
Banghead

WHA!? Shrugs:

Apart from the 'for mongs' bit, I actually think it's quite a good idea tbqatth.
Nice place for newbies to come in and get toasted warm too ey?  8)
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 07:20:50 PM
Banghead

WHA!? Shrugs:

Ezakly!

10p thanks....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 07:21:35 PM
18 posts on a thread for mongs.................................8 from 1 poster......... whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 07:23:31 PM
18 posts on a thread for mongs.................................8 from 1 poster......... whistle:

40p like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
More poplia than all those other silly threads already ey? angel1

Ot covers EVERYTHING you see. Much easier, and you can say good whatever too.

Another top thread idea from GROWLER ey?  cloud9:
You'll end up thanking me you know. Sweet. angel1
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2011, 07:26:34 PM
'ello ~ wots all this about then?

BM's thrown a wobbly just 'cus we asked him some simple questions about rools and regulations for the good morning etc lah de dah de diddly dum threads. ::)

This thread started after a simple simplification suggestion. Banghead

There are rules?  happy001
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
More poplia than all those other silly threads already ey? angel1

Ot covers EVERYTHING you see. Much easier, and you can say good whatever too.

Another top thread idea from GROWLER ey?  cloud9:
You'll end up thanking me you know. Sweet. angel1
Thanking but not paying....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 07:35:12 PM
Can we have an au revoir thread?  angel1

Or TTFN in English
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 07:41:18 PM
Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?

Good and most excellent plan.

Arse'o!....or is that Chinese? rubschin:

Have the lights gone out in BM's 'ed yet? lol:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 07:41:56 PM
Good Morning Miss C. That cake was yumster  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?

Was that a "sake" answer............
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2011, 07:44:12 PM
Can we work on Japanese time for a few days?

Was that a "sake" answer............

Groan.  Konichiwa....
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 07:44:54 PM
Good Morning Miss C. That cake was yumster  cloud9:

CAKE nicking TWAT!  Finger:

You can shuvul yer own shite on yer patio now. evil:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 11:23:43 PM
'ELLO. 'Appy piggin' wet Saturday. evil:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2011, 01:38:46 AM
Just started pissing down as I left Gatwick at 2am. Perfect timing! Four days off now, unless they call me up offering overtime.
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 12:49:41 PM
'ELLO you bunch of toss pots!: sex014
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 01:40:29 PM
 eeek:....ello... scared2:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
eeek:....ello... scared2:

Good 'n' gruff in 'ere, in'it?  eveilgrin:
No fancy pants 'going around the 'ouses' tittle tattle polite nonsense from me you know. eveilgrin:

I shall be posting in 'ere regular like, to try get this place back into some sort of gruff order.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 01:53:02 PM
gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! better?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 01:56:10 PM
gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! better?

No, not really tbqatth. whistle:

Got to speak with VENOM in yer 'eart on this thread, or p'raps we should start a 'exceedingly gruff and bad manners ' thread up?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2011, 03:21:23 PM
ELLO Growler, how's it hanging?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 05:15:56 PM
ELLO Growler, how's it hanging?

Bit loose mate, bit loose. Bit of nippin' and tuckin' required tbh.
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2011, 05:35:05 PM
I have a very sharp knife a length of small bore plastic tubing a needle and some black thread. I could do yer nipping and tucking. 8)
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 05:41:05 PM
I have a very sharp knife a length of small bore plastic tubing a needle and some black thread. I could do yer nipping and tucking. 8)

 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2011, 06:32:42 AM
She's gorn native ~ be making black puddings before long you wait and see.
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2011, 06:34:40 AM
I wonder if her rates are competitive ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2011, 06:45:13 AM
Ello................I seem to have electric........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2011, 06:50:27 AM
Don't shout about it too much - they'll all want it  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 09:00:48 AM
'ELLO!  eveilgrin:

Sweet. cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 09:13:00 AM
Watcher Cock!
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 09:18:36 AM
Watcher Cock!

Shouldn't that be WOTCH'YA cock?  rubschin:

Why would anyone want to be a cock watcher ey? confused:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 09:19:47 AM
Just goes to show that not all of us can do "common" with ease.  ;)



PS The correct response to Watcher Cock is "Why, does it do tricks?"
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 09:27:28 AM
Just goes to show that not all of us can do "common" with ease.  ;)



PS The correct response to Watcher Cock is "Why, does it do tricks?"

Quite so, and nowt to be ashamed of.

I AM a self confessed tramp and I claim me cup o' tea guv'.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 09:33:38 AM
Can you change a white fiver my good fellow?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: barmisspah? on July 18, 2011, 10:26:58 AM
So this is where you're all hiding !!!
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 10:32:59 AM
So this is where you're all hiding !!!

Spare a tanner for a cuppa rosy Missus?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: barmisspah? on July 18, 2011, 11:00:10 AM
Sorry no change at the moment, catch me on the way back.
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2011, 11:08:46 AM
Ello, ello, ello....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
'ELLO again. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2011, 07:30:06 AM
'ELLO!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2011, 09:38:56 AM
A happy mongalicious morning to you all. razz:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 09:48:14 AM
A happy mongalicious morning to you all. razz:

And a mongdatious afternoon to you from sunny Cyprus!  ;D
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Misty on July 19, 2011, 10:55:42 AM
I second that  ;D
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2011, 01:15:23 PM
S'cuse me eveybody like, but this is a 'Ello thread, NOT good mornings and all that posh  stuff. noooo:

You've gorra be well 'ard ruff 'n' gruff to speak in 'ere, ok lah's an lahesses like? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 01:16:37 PM
Afternoon all.........
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 01:19:40 PM
Afternoon all.........

Good afternoon young man!  ;D
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 01:24:02 PM
Afternoon all.........

Good afternoon young man!  ;D

Thank you ..........hope you have a good day........
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 01:31:44 PM
Afternoon all.........

Good afternoon young man!  ;D

Thank you ..........hope you have a good day........

Indeed I will sir... and your goodself I trust...?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 07:47:05 PM
Ello , tinklebell.........
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2011, 05:48:10 AM
'Ello
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2011, 07:04:52 AM
Hiya
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2011, 07:41:17 AM
Don't even go there Miss C.  evil:

Entire conversations are held locally in silly little girly voices saying:
"Hiya" "Oh Hiya" "Howya?" "OK Howya?" "Seeya" "Yeah Seeya"
and that's just the mothers at the school gates or in the Post Office.  Banghead
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2011, 07:57:38 AM
 lol: eveilgrin: Would it help to know that whilst I was saying 'hiya' I had my mobile phone clamped to my ear and was having a conversation with someone else.

They do that here.  In the Co-Op the other day a tattooed lovely with child in baby seat unloaded a trolley full of 'stuff' loaded it into bags and paid all the time her mobile was clamped to her ear. noooo:

It is not uncommon and drives me potty. Banghead
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 20, 2011, 08:15:37 AM
lol: eveilgrin: Would it help to know that whilst I was saying 'hiya' I had my mobile phone clamped to my ear and was having a conversation with someone else.

They do that here.  In the Co-Op the other day a tattooed lovely with child in baby seat unloaded a trolley full of 'stuff' loaded it into bags and paid all the time her mobile was clamped to her ear. noooo:

It is not uncommon and drives me potty. Banghead

My biggest hate of ALL time that is....along with the thousands of me other worst of all pet hates that is.

It's simply called blatant rudeness, igmorance. selfishness, and total utter disregard for all those others around them, or put into one simple but most descriptive werd....TWAT! cussing:

'ELLO btw. Angry9:, oh, and it's the Coee btw , not the Co-op, or Co-Op as you so quaintly call it.....you are always forgiven though angel1
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
 L O
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2011, 01:22:02 PM
M N X?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2011, 01:30:07 PM
O U R A 1
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2011, 01:35:29 PM
NORWICH


As Miss D so often hears  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2011, 01:36:35 PM
BURMA
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2011, 01:38:40 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2011, 01:41:55 PM
Word association thread........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2011, 01:57:37 PM
SIAM
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 20, 2011, 02:00:11 PM
I am getting really bloody confused about this thread now  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2011, 02:02:26 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2011, 02:24:22 PM
I am getting really bloody confused about this thread now  noooo:
F U N E 1?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2011, 02:27:45 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2011, 02:46:08 PM
I am getting really bloody confused about this thread now  noooo:

To help you understand:
Two Ronnies - F.U.N.E.X? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mX9T2qyIQ#)

BTW
Siam = Sexual Intercourse After Midnight
Norwich = Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
Burma = Be Undressed Ready My Angel

All used by servicemen on the envelopes of letters to their sweethearts as a way of getting a message of their likely opportunity for leave which the censors would have taken out of their letters.
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2011, 03:28:50 PM

BTW
Siam = Sexual Intercourse After Midnight
Norwich = Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
Burma = Be Undressed Ready My Angel

All used by servicemen on the envelopes of letters to their sweethearts as a way of getting a message of their likely opportunity for leave which the censors would have taken out of their letters.

"The Concise English Snoopy"
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2011, 04:28:53 PM
 angel1 I do my best.

As with living in Wales I see my place in the VP community as being one of a Missionary Position  8)
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
angel1 I do my best.

As with living in Wales I see my place in the VP community as being one of a Missionary Position  8)

We  always knew you were on top of us
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 06:54:24 AM
'Ello Bear! 'Ow bist then?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2011, 08:36:47 AM
errrp morning
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2011, 08:40:49 AM
errrp morning

Wyatt this time of day?
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2011, 09:55:02 AM
Oh dear you are on top form this morning Darwin. worthy:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2011, 07:07:28 AM
'Ello!
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 26, 2011, 07:13:50 AM
'Ey ooop
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2011, 11:01:40 PM
ELLO like. eveilgrin:

Was up 'me 'ill tonight, and for the first time ever, a great big whopper of an Barn Owl swooped down right in front of me.  cloud9:
Bloody absolutely awesome it was. eeek:

Some others were 'ooting in the woods for it too. Sssssso sweet. cloud9:

Rescued a fluffy caterpillar that was slowly crossing the path too, and put it in the grass.
They curl up like an 'edge'og when you pick 'em up you know. Reall sweetie he was. cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2011, 11:03:51 PM
Was BM there ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2011, 11:07:41 PM
Was BM there ......... rubschin:

There were sadly quite a few mongs up there tonight...and sproglets that should have been in their pits  cussing: ..., randomly walking about and generally being bloody annoying and noisy (talking) yes, so, maybe? rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2011, 06:45:14 AM
Hi ya
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 10:54:17 AM
L. O.
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2011, 11:27:39 AM
L. O.

L O R U O K?



Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 11:33:05 AM
L. O.

L O R U O K?

S
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2011, 12:25:21 PM
L. O.

L O R U O K?

S

4 Q
Title: Re: The All New "ELLO" Thread - for mongs like....
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
Hello and welcome Bodiam ........... ;D