The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 07:48:02 AM
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All nice and ready like angel1
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Dogs. evil:
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NICK. evil:
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CAKE NICKING NICK. evil:
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Endless power cuts! cussing:
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Beautiful absolutely gorgeous outside today, perfect summers day in fact. cloud9:
BLOODY WINTER DUE ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN I'VE GOT CAR SHOWS TO GO TO. evil:
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Beautiful absolutely gorgeous outside today, perfect summers day in fact. cloud9:
BLOODY WINTER DUE ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN I'VE GOT CAR SHOWS TO GO TO. evil:
Scorcher here... 'more of the same' forecast.... whistle:
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Beautiful absolutely gorgeous outside today, perfect summers day in fact. cloud9:
BLOODY WINTER DUE ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN I'VE GOT CAR SHOWS TO GO TO. evil:
Scorcher here... 'more of the same' forecast.... whistle:
SOD OFF 'CUS YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT ON MY TITS' TODAY NOW. Angry9:
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All nice and ready like angel1
YOU, 'cus you take everything I say literally. Banghead
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At least this thread is still on topic angel1 angel1
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At least this thread is still on topic angel1 angel1
Yes, and it will, 'cus it's mainly going to be about YOU!! eveilgrin:
luv you really in a manly sort of masochistic way. lol:
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At least this thread is still on topic angel1 angel1
Yes, and it will, 'cus it's mainly going to be about YOU!! eveilgrin:
luv you really in a manly sort of masochistic way. lol:
2gayers:
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At least this thread is still on topic angel1 angel1
Yes, and it will, 'cus it's mainly going to be about YOU!! eveilgrin:
luv you really in a manly sort of masochistic way. lol:
2gayers:
SOD OFF 'CUS YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT ON MY TITS' TODAY NOW. Angry9:
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Haven't you got a MeMi to be chasing up, you useless turgid old goat, instead of getting RIGHT ON MY TITS? evil:
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eeek:
Note to self: purchase padlock for bedroom door. scared2:
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Haven't you got a MeMi to be chasing up, you useless turgid old goat, instead of getting RIGHT ON MY TITS? evil:
I am tidying the garage in anticipation of its arrival at the end of the month... whistle:
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The pile driver on the building site next door is doing my fruit loop in this morning evil:
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The pile driver on the building site next door is doing my fruit loop in this morning evil:
Well gerit off yer chest...so to speak...and hang out the window and tell them to SOD OFF!! cussing:
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Can't open windows evil:
Building is shaking scared2:
Pile driver is pounding evil: evil: evil:
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Can't open windows evil:
Building is shaking scared2:
Pile driver is pounding evil: evil: evil:
Well go down there and tell them face to face that they are getting RIGHT ON YOUR TITS! cussing:
2nd thoughts, they might do do a Nick, and take that literally. whistle:
Write a placard out showing your disgruntlednussnuss, and stick it to your window then p'raps? rubschin:
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Windows are so freakin dirty with all the dust that you wouldn't be able to see evil:
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Endless power cuts! cussing:
You can only have one of them can't you rubschin:
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Endless power cuts! cussing:
You can only have one of them can't you rubschin:
PEDANT ALERT!
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Whining little kids voices , repeating the same sentence over & over again while the parent just ignores them Banghead
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Popcorn:
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Bloody absolute eejit coming down off 'me 'ill tonight, LYING across the steep path taking pictures of the moon. Sitting alongside him are two snappy yappy terrier type dog things....hate them, bloody ankle snappers.
I tries to get past the sprawled oout mayhem and dog things, and he meekly apologises and informs me that "they won't bite" as they are snapping at me.
I then attempts to step over his array of piggin camera bags and associated utter shite, trip over one of the handles and come close to breakin' me piggin' neck.
I think I swore at him as I stumbled downwards, something along the lines of "sod off you great tit" or summat close.
Not impressed, not impressed on an otherwise deserted 'ill and peaceful walk. evil:
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Oh dear. It is a full moon tonight, it tends to bring out the nutters and photographers. Many of whom are both.
There are trains rattling and screeching up and down the valley tonight. They are very heavy and very loud. evil:
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Oh dear. It is a full moon tonight, it tends to bring out the nutters and photographers. Many of whom are both.
There are trains rattling and screeching up and down the valley tonight. They are very heavy and very loud. evil:
It was a full moon here too! eeek:
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Oh dear. It is a full moon tonight, it tends to bring out the nutters and photographers. Many of whom are both.
There are trains rattling and screeching up and down the valley tonight. They are very heavy and very loud. evil:
It was a full moon here too! eeek:
I expect Snoopy will have a sore throat this morning.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Oh dear. It is a full moon tonight, it tends to bring out the nutters and photographers. Many of whom are both.
There are trains rattling and screeching up and down the valley tonight. They are very heavy and very loud. evil:
It was a full moon here too! eeek:
I expect Snoopy will have a sore throat this morning.
happy001
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Anal overly chatty Capri owner.
One more werd from you that I don't like then I AM going to say these imortal werds to you.
My patience threshold is teeteing on the edge, and you'll be coming down with me to act as a cushion upon landing, you bloody great TIT! Angry9:
Apparently, I sounded VAUGE on the 'phone to him yesterday, bloody twat. cussing:
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So wot happened when you got there? Popcorn:
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Good question Snoopy, up to now he's been a bit vague about it all.
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scared:
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So wot happened when you got there? Popcorn:
He rambled on and on and on and on and on and on about this gorgeous Capri of his.
On closer detailed inspection whilst he got out the way, I conclluded that it is indeed a total shed. lol:
It's had more paint than the Forth Road Bridge, and liberal amounts of porridge over rust are quite evident. Absolute crock of crap with the most ridiculous Dinasorical body kit tacked on that you've ever seen, yet he still insists on pampering over it as though it's a minter. happy001
He did actually get out of my to let me get on repairing his seats, the main ingredient of them consisting mainly of air. whistle:
Bodged as best I could, grabbed the lollyand scappered. happy088
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Excellent ~ Thanks happy088