The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on July 29, 2007, 01:08:11 AM
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Four hours in and I'm in trouble!
Invited by an old university chum so off i toddled, even uploaded a picture so i could be recognised scared2:
Thought i was quite safe, just search for the friends you like. However, the easiest way to search is find your most popular/organised mate and find their friends.
Already had an ex-grope and an ex-employer invited me as friends. I took the cherry from one and a laptop from the other and still can't find the courage to press 'reject'.
Can of worms...
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Either I'm just plain dense or 'arf asleep still, or you have suddenly become very foreign over night.
The words make sense, but the sentences are somewhat a bit of a mystery. confused:
Think I get the jist of it.
You've had a night out on the ale, nicked a laptop, 'ad a shag and havin' worms for supper.
Different. whistle:
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I understood it? whistle:
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I've just had an invite by two nice girls I've never met (honest Mrs Degsy) although I might know their mothers! whistle: How do they get you email addresses?
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I understood it perfectly.
He had just joined facebook. He went to university. He has few friends so he contacted the friends of a friend.
A lady whom he deflowered and a former employer from whom he stole a lap top have contacted him. He wonders whether there is a love child of the union, and whether the police will ask him to help them with their enquiries about a missing laptop.
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I understood it perfectly.
He had just joined facebook. He went to university. He has few friends so he contacted the friends of a friend.
A lady whom he deflowered and a former employer from whom he stole a lap top have contacted him. He wonders whether there is a love child of the union, and whether the police will ask him to help them with their enquiries about a missing laptop.
Precisely?
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Please accept my apologies then 'appy. ::)
Think it was the Facebook thing that foxed me tbh. Not being an ex university graduate, I'm a bit on the slow side, sorry. redface:
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Facebook and similar sites can be very dangerous places with which to get involved noooo:
Anyone thinking about signing up needs to be aware of this.
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Facebook and similar sites can be very dangerous places with which to get involved noooo:
Anyone thinking about signing up needs to be aware of this.
Neverv 'eard of them tbh.
I thought it was some sort of ex grads. club. redface:
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http://www.facebook.com/
The idea is OK but as with any site that invites you to post photographs, career details, names and contact details etc it should be treated with extreme caution.
The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".
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http://www.facebook.com/
The idea is OK but as with any site that invites you to post photographs, career details, names and contact details etc it should be treated with extreme caution.
The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".
Like us! cloud9:
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The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".
NO? eeek:
That's were I've been going wrong then. ::)
I thought every one on the net was my friend.
I feel like I've p'raps lost several now then. sad24:
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http://www.facebook.com/
The idea is OK but as with any site that invites you to post photographs, career details, names and contact details etc it should be treated with extreme caution.
The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".
Like us! cloud9:
Well ~ most of us anyway. evil:
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The main problem is that there are a lot of arseholes on the internet. It is not all about "good guys".
NO? eeek:
That's were I've been going wrong then. ::)
I thought every one on the net was my friend.
I feel like I've p'raps lost several now then. sad24:
I'll take that as irony. ;)
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Growler, it's not an elitist union nor much fun really tbh. Quite addictive though as once you find a pal you can look at their pals, you quite quickly find that your ex best mate Dave has married your ex missus and has children that are boffing your own.
I have limited what I've put in and gone for a ropey old piccie (non from my ifonlyyouwereasgreatasme.com website). I only posted a piccie to limit those contacting me, otherwise there'll be a list of 500 John Smith's with a big ? instead of a piccie.
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Facebook is evil. A complete sucker of time. redface:
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I'm going nowhere near it, I owe too many people money..basically whistle:
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Facebook is evil. A complete sucker of time.
Sounds right up my street. ;D
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They're bloody piggin' friggin' at it YET again, fiddlin' and twiddlin' with the controls
I've just actually blown a gasket in there.
L E A V E I T A F U C K I N L O N E. Banghead
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Do you have the Anna Log version, like?
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Shrugs:
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They're bloody piggin' friggin' at it YET again, fiddlin' and twiddlin' with the controls
I've just actually blown a gasket in there.
L E A V E I T A F U C K I N L O N E. Banghead
Have you not taken the guided tour ? lol:
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Culling now in progress. Feel the power. lol: eveilgrin:
I mean, what is actually the point in having all these so called 'friends' confused: if they never ever converse with you ey? Shrugs:
Do they just want to snoop on you? Shrugs:
Virtually all of the ones that requested my 'friend' status have never actually posted anything directed at me, so bollox to em all, they're fired. :thumbsup:
I'm sure they'll all be 'aving sleepless nights about it too ey....bit like meself like? noooo:
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sad32:
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Seriously thinking of closing my account off completely tbh.
Hate the overly complicated place anyway. Navigating it is harder than a trip 'round the back of the moon.
Quite good for keeping in touch with my eldest ithough I suppose.
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sad32:
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sad32:
Wha'? Shrugs:
Haven't actually binned you you dozy twat. Banghead
You actually, are probably my 'top', and I use the werd 'TOP' most loosely, in there tbqh, even if most all of it is insults. and vice versa. :thumbsup:
At least you make an effort you great tit. cloud9:
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:dogrun:
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:dogrun:
Wha'? confused:
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Seriously thinking of closing my account off completely tbh.
Hate the overly complicated place anyway. Navigating it is harder than a trip 'round the back of the moon.
Quite good for keeping in touch with my eldest ithough I suppose.
...and for when people choose to have public break ups and slag each other off via the t'internet eeek:
One of my friends daughters seems to be doing just that today noooo:
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Popcorn:
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Cant Believe After Standing By Him For A Year Thinking He Might Have A Kid, For Him To Then Go And Cheat Thought He'd Have Moral's After Whats Happened To Him Before . All You've Done Is Prove Those Who Doubted you Right! So Now Ladies There Is A Homeless Jobless Cheating Low Life Scumbag On The Market For Those Who Brave Enough To Put Up With!
And For Those Who Was Made To Believe I Was The Cunt In This Relationship Can Now Know The Real Truth I Thought Id Like To Broadcast This For Him As He Deserves To Be Humiliated And Every Should Know That He's Ripped My Heart In 2.
It Was The Last Thing I Ever Expected Him To Do And I Trusted Him.
For Anyone That Wants To Shamefully Know Who It Is Look Up 'Jackie XXXXX' She Is The Fugly Thing He Thought Our Whole Relationship Was Worth Risking For !! Rant Over
I took the name of the girl out 8)
Oh dear , oh dear, oh dear noooo:
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Sinister:
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Cant Believe After Standing By Him For A Year Thinking He Might Have A Kid, For Him To Then Go And Cheat Thought He'd Have Moral's After Whats Happened To Him Before . All You've Done Is Prove Those Who Doubted you Right! So Now Ladies There Is A Homeless Jobless Cheating Low Life Scumbag On The Market For Those Who Brave Enough To Put Up With!
And For Those Who Was Made To Believe I Was The Cunt In This Relationship Can Now Know The Real Truth I Thought Id Like To Broadcast This For Him As He Deserves To Be Humiliated And Every Should Know That He's Ripped My Heart In 2.
It Was The Last Thing I Ever Expected Him To Do And I Trusted Him.
For Anyone That Wants To Shamefully Know Who It Is Look Up 'Jackie XXXXX' She Is The Fugly Thing He Thought Our Whole Relationship Was Worth Risking For !! Rant Over
I took the name of the girl out 8)
Oh dear , oh dear, oh dear noooo:
She'll probably remove him from her list of friends too
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Cant Believe After Standing By Him For A Year Thinking He Might Have A Kid, For Him To Then Go And Cheat Thought He'd Have Moral's After Whats Happened To Him Before . All You've Done Is Prove Those Who Doubted you Right! So Now Ladies There Is A Homeless Jobless Cheating Low Life Scumbag On The Market For Those Who Brave Enough To Put Up With!
And For Those Who Was Made To Believe I Was The Cunt In This Relationship Can Now Know The Real Truth I Thought Id Like To Broadcast This For Him As He Deserves To Be Humiliated And Every Should Know That He's Ripped My Heart In 2.
It Was The Last Thing I Ever Expected Him To Do And I Trusted Him.
For Anyone That Wants To Shamefully Know Who It Is Look Up 'Jackie XXXXX' She Is The Fugly Thing He Thought Our Whole Relationship Was Worth Risking For !! Rant Over
I took the name of the girl out 8)
Oh dear , oh dear, oh dear noooo:
She'll probably remove him from her list of friends too
lol: lol:
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I've just been contacted (not FB but another networking site) by someone who I haven't spoken to in ages. rubschin:
When I say ages, I mean 1968 shocked003 shocked003
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Seancebook? eeek:
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Will DNA tests be required ? scared2:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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No, No, and No eeek: All a bit weird though rubschin:
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Cant Believe After Standing By Him For A Year Thinking He Might Have A Kid, For Him To Then Go And Cheat Thought He'd Have Moral's After Whats Happened To Him Before . All You've Done Is Prove Those Who Doubted you Right! So Now Ladies There Is A Homeless Jobless Cheating Low Life Scumbag On The Market For Those Who Brave Enough To Put Up With!
And For Those Who Was Made To Believe I Was The Cunt In This Relationship Can Now Know The Real Truth I Thought Id Like To Broadcast This For Him As He Deserves To Be Humiliated And Every Should Know That He's Ripped My Heart In 2.
It Was The Last Thing I Ever Expected Him To Do And I Trusted Him.
For Anyone That Wants To Shamefully Know Who It Is Look Up 'Jackie XXXXX' She Is The Fugly Thing He Thought Our Whole Relationship Was Worth Risking For !! Rant Over
I took the name of the girl out 8)
Oh dear , oh dear, oh dear noooo:
She'll probably remove him from her list of friends too
lol: lol:
no crissmas card for him this year noooo:
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Seems it's a common occurrence lol:
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lol:
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Well...it's been so long since I had a shag that if my pecker went anywhere near a female pubic hair it would go off too... redface:
(Copyrighted...not for further distribution)... noooo:
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But you're a babe magnet lol:
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Only in my own right... cry:
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But you're a babe magnet lol:
Any case...I'm saving myself for you
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Everyone else said no did they lol:
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No...I just need special needs...like what you're offering like... ;)
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Where's Vixen hiding I wonder?
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Well...it's been so long since I had a shag that if my pecker went anywhere near a female pubic hair it would go off too... redface:
(Copyrighted...not for further distribution)... noooo:
Bit of a French armpit fan on the QT eh? ;)
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:sex023:
Girls with sexy hairy armpits Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEOq_QpN__4#ws)
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Eeeewwwwwwwwwww sick2:
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Gross innit... even I keep my armpits clean shaven...
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I keep my armpits clean shaven...
Quite so. Very important for a Pantomime Dame at this time of year I imagine.
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I keep my armpits clean shaven...
Quite so. Very important for a Pantomime Dame at this time of year I imagine.
lol: lol: lol:
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Gross innit... even I keep my armpits clean shaven...
Don't we all?
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Gross innit... even I keep my armpits clean shaven...
Don't we all?
noooo:
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Gross innit... even I keep my armpits clean shaven...
Don't we all?
noooo:
sick2:
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Gross innit... even I keep my armpits clean shaven...
Don't we all?
noooo:
sick2:
Shrugs:
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How does one remove diced carrot from a keyboard please? :sick016:
Meanwhile I'll continue to stay shutup:
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I note that security conscious Zuck has had his private photos hacked ::)
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I note that security conscious Zuck has had his private photos hacked ::)
Wha? Shrugs:
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I note that security conscious Zuck has had his private photos hacked ::)
Wha? Shrugs:
Yea. Wha'? confused:
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I note that security conscious Zuck has had his private photos hacked ::)
Wha? Shrugs:
http://www.montrealgazette.com/technology/Zuckerberg+Facebook+photos+were+hacked/5828933/story.html (http://www.montrealgazette.com/technology/Zuckerberg+Facebook+photos+were+hacked/5828933/story.html)
Also
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tech/news/a354847/mark-zuckerbergs-facebook-photos-hacked-in-flaw-pictures.html (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tech/news/a354847/mark-zuckerbergs-facebook-photos-hacked-in-flaw-pictures.html)
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I note that security conscious Zuck has had his private photos hacked ::)
Wha? Shrugs:
http://hexus.net/business/news/internet/32887-zuckerbergs-home-photos-thanks-facebook-privacy-flaw/ (http://hexus.net/business/news/internet/32887-zuckerbergs-home-photos-thanks-facebook-privacy-flaw/)
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:sex023:
Girls with sexy hairy armpits Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEOq_QpN__4#ws)
eeek: Good grief this really should be on the YouTube thread. Tsk what is this place coming to?
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The whole site is just one great big box of werms and vipers. evil:
This is one of the reasons I've kept to an absolute minimum the number of so called 'friends' that I have in there ....I'd rather call them more frequent conversing aquaintances tbh.
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I note that security conscious Zuck has had his private photos hacked ::)
Wha? Shrugs:
http://www.montrealgazette.com/technology/Zuckerberg+Facebook+photos+were+hacked/5828933/story.html (http://www.montrealgazette.com/technology/Zuckerberg+Facebook+photos+were+hacked/5828933/story.html)
Also
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tech/news/a354847/mark-zuckerbergs-facebook-photos-hacked-in-flaw-pictures.html (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tech/news/a354847/mark-zuckerbergs-facebook-photos-hacked-in-flaw-pictures.html)
OIC! :thumbsup:
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happy100
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Meanwhile, I notice they've been arsing about with the settings YET AGAIN!! Banghead
Why? Banghead
I'm getting messages/notifications where the pm notifications used to be.
WTF is up with them ey? Do they unwittingly think they are improving useability or summat, 'cus they aren't.
The whole place is just one great big untidy mess now imo.
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Not on it ..............I have a phone ......... :thumbsup:
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Not on it ..............I have a phone ......... :thumbsup:
...and here.
Wise man.
Wish i hadn't bothered with it now in many ways.
It's a shit'ole in all honesty.
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Not on it ..............I have a phone ......... :thumbsup:
...and here.
Wise man.
Wish i hadn't bothered with it now in many ways.
It's a shit'ole in all honesty.
My phone is.........
http://www.omio.com/phones/nokia/6310i/deals (http://www.omio.com/phones/nokia/6310i/deals)
so old .........no camera ......makes calls and texts............ :thumbsup:
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Not on it ..............I have a phone ......... :thumbsup:
...and here.
Wise man.
Wish i hadn't bothered with it now in many ways.
It's a shit'ole in all honesty.
My phone is.........
http://www.omio.com/phones/nokia/6310i/deals (http://www.omio.com/phones/nokia/6310i/deals)
so old .........no camera ......makes calls and texts............ :thumbsup:
Indeed. Probably the best 'phone I EVER had. :thumbsup:
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Not on it ..............I have a phone ......... :thumbsup:
...and here.
Wise man.
Wish i hadn't bothered with it now in many ways.
It's a shit'ole in all honesty.
My phone is.........
http://www.omio.com/phones/nokia/6310i/deals (http://www.omio.com/phones/nokia/6310i/deals)
so old .........no camera ......makes calls and texts............ :thumbsup:
Indeed. Probably the best 'phone I EVER had. :thumbsup:
Only had to fix it once .........dodgy on/off button .........my local taxi company keeps trying to buy it off me ,.....all his cars have them ....
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I've still got one that werks. Probably needs a new battery now though.
I might resurrect it. rubschin:
Got another one but the screen is goosed after Mrs G dropped it a couple of years ago, daft cow. ::)
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I've still got one that werks. Probably needs a new battery now though.
I might resurrect it. rubschin:
Got another one but the screen is goosed after Mrs G dropped it a couple of years ago, daft cow. ::)
My xmas pressie........... cloud9:
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THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT AROUND HERE evil:
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GROWLER 01:00:50 AM Viewing Mrs Growler's profile.
rubschin:
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GROWLER 01:00:50 AM Viewing Mrs Growler's profile.
rubschin:
He's flipped. ::)
I don't know how the ginger tit did that, and I care even less, friggin' imbercile. noooo:
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Not on it ..............I have no friends ......... :thumbsup:
whistle:
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The runner ups (for now)
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happy001 happy001 happy001
The runner ups (for now)
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lol: lol:
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AFFS! cussing:
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Article I've just been reading about an employee of Apple that got ther boot for critisising the compamy on faceache and getting found out.
Unfair dismisal case was rejected.
3) Don't assume you are safe
Don't think that restricting your privacy settings to friends will protect you. Even if you have taken the precaution of hiding everything from everyone but your friends, there is always the chance of something getting back to your boss. It's also vital to regularly look through your list of friends to make sure they are really friends of yours.
Which begs the question looking at the hundreds some seem to have. How many of yours autually are? rubschin:
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None of mine are real
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Is Growler aware of the proposed changes with this Timeline thingy ? scared2: