The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 11:34:15 AM
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Dear Barman,
We are sending you this notice because you have received more than 1,800.00
EUR in total payments to your PayPal account.
EU regulations require that we collect and confirm some of your account
information by 11/21/2011 to lift the receiving limits on your account.
What a complete Nazi clusterfuck Eurostate we live in! cussing:
WHO VOTED FOR THIS SHITE?
I have to do THIS just to get my own fecking money because the fecking EU says so, the fecking EU!!!
Please send some additional information
We need some documents to confirm your identity.
Please send PayPal copies of the following items to help confirm your identity to comply with EU regulations:
A valid photo ID for account holder such as: National ID card, Passport, Driving License, Official government issued Photo ID (Army, Police, Diplomatic), or Residency Permit
Proof of address, such as a postal bank statement*, a postal credit card statement,* a mobile phone bill**, an online utility bill or financial statement**, a driving license issued in the last 12 months (different than the one used to confirm your identity), or a National ID Card issued in last 12 months (different than the one used to confirm your identity)
* Financial institution can differ from those listed in your PayPal account
** Must include logo of institution, your name, physical address, a valid date of issue (date may be present in recent transactions or as part of "last log in"), and transactions (if a bank account statement)
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry019.gif&hash=d6c359b5e8ba5094b9d9985465c648e54c4abb57) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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BM the international money launderer!
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Yup, I bough £200 worth of Euros in April and had to supply photo ID and proof of address, which was recorded. cussing:
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Dear Barman,
We are sending you this notice because you have received more than 1,800.00
EUR in total payments to your PayPal account.
EU regulations require that we collect and confirm some of your account
information by 11/21/2011 to lift the receiving limits on your account.
What a complete Nazi clusterfuck Eurostate we live in! cussing:
WHO VOTED FOR THIS SHITE?
I have to do THIS just to get my own fecking money because the fecking EU says so, the fecking EU!!!
Please send some additional information
We need some documents to confirm your identity.
Please send PayPal copies of the following items to help confirm your identity to comply with EU regulations:
A valid photo ID for account holder such as: National ID card, Passport, Driving License, Official government issued Photo ID (Army, Police, Diplomatic), or Residency Permit
Proof of address, such as a postal bank statement*, a postal credit card statement,* a mobile phone bill**, an online utility bill or financial statement**, a driving license issued in the last 12 months (different than the one used to confirm your identity), or a National ID Card issued in last 12 months (different than the one used to confirm your identity)
* Financial institution can differ from those listed in your PayPal account
** Must include logo of institution, your name, physical address, a valid date of issue (date may be present in recent transactions or as part of "last log in"), and transactions (if a bank account statement)
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry019.gif&hash=d6c359b5e8ba5094b9d9985465c648e54c4abb57) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Is someone's Donate button stuck? whistle:
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Dear Barman,
We are sending you this notice because you have received more than 1,800.00
EUR in total payments to your PayPal account.
EU regulations require that we collect and confirm some of your account
information by 11/21/2011 to lift the receiving limits on your account.
What a complete Nazi clusterfuck Eurostate we live in! cussing:
WHO VOTED FOR THIS SHITE?
I have to do THIS just to get my own fecking money because the fecking EU says so, the fecking EU!!!
Please send some additional information
We need some documents to confirm your identity.
Please send PayPal copies of the following items to help confirm your identity to comply with EU regulations:
A valid photo ID for account holder such as: National ID card, Passport, Driving License, Official government issued Photo ID (Army, Police, Diplomatic), or Residency Permit
Proof of address, such as a postal bank statement*, a postal credit card statement,* a mobile phone bill**, an online utility bill or financial statement**, a driving license issued in the last 12 months (different than the one used to confirm your identity), or a National ID Card issued in last 12 months (different than the one used to confirm your identity)
* Financial institution can differ from those listed in your PayPal account
** Must include logo of institution, your name, physical address, a valid date of issue (date may be present in recent transactions or as part of "last log in"), and transactions (if a bank account statement)
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry019.gif&hash=d6c359b5e8ba5094b9d9985465c648e54c4abb57) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Is someone's Donate button stuck? whistle:
Unfortunately not.... lol:
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Explode:
Yargh:
So, I've sent them a scan of my Cypriot ID card and the lekky bill....
We have only received one side of the document. In order to verify your
account please provide a copy of both the front and back of this document.
Fairy snuff... I can scan the other side... happy088
The address on your document does not match the address registered to your
PayPal account.
Please note: The address on the document you provide needs to be a word for
word match of the address registered on your PayPal account.
That is because the address in my PayPal account is in English and the Lekky company (for some bizarre reason ::)) have written it in Greek! cussing:
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Oh dear .....could be a long day happy100
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Oh dear .....could be a long day happy100
Yes, I fear this could run and run... cussing:
Of course you can't reply to the e-mail - you have to re-submit the whole bloody thing again.... evil:
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And the damned PayPal account times out after about 50µS cussing:
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Have I told you I hate Paypal ? whistle:
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Have I told you I hate Paypal ? whistle:
I can see why you might... lol:
Actually, it has worked quite well for me each time I have used it.... it is just this bloody EU thing that has caused me problems.... cussing:
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I hate Paypal
Will never use it again evil:
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Hello Barman,
Our review is complete and we have returned your account to regular
standing.
We appreciate your patience and thank you for your help in making PayPal
the safest and most trusted online payment solution.
Thanks,
PayPal
Party001:
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I hate Paypal
Will never use it again evil:
Popcorn:
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Hello Barman,
Our review is complete and we have returned your account to regular
standing.
We appreciate your patience and thank you for your help in making PayPal
the safest and most trusted online payment solution.
Thanks,
PayPal
Party001:
Oww what goodies you cooking next week for me ........ rubschin:
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Hello Barman,
Our review is complete and we have returned your account to regular
standing.
We appreciate your patience and thank you for your help in making PayPal
the safest and most trusted online payment solution.
Thanks,
PayPal
Party001:
Oww what goodies you cooking next week for me ........ rubschin:
I prolly won't finish all these sossies tonight.... rubschin:
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Is it time for surgery on a pineapple ? eeek:
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Is it time for surgery on a pineapple ? eeek:
noooo:
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Is it time for surgery on a pineapple ? eeek:
Oh yeah , with rum in ............ cloud9:
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Is it time for surgery on a pineapple ? eeek:
Oh yeah , with rum in ............ cloud9:
We've got to finish the bastard melon (and the voddy) first.... whistle:
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To be fair, that was the world's largest melon. Will be back up soon to finish it tho, do not fret my dear. cloud9:
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To be fair, that was the world's largest melon. Will be back up soon to finish it tho, do not fret my dear. cloud9:
eeek:
Shall I pour more voddy in it like...? rubschin:
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Hells Yeah! happy088
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Hells Yeah! happy088
happy001
You're not taking the bastard thing in my Minema mind! cussing:
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Hells Yeah! happy088
happy001
You're not taking the bastard thing in my Minema mind! cussing:
Don't mention minema .........I will have to make one ......... cussing:
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Hells Yeah! happy088
happy001
You're not taking the bastard thing in my Minema mind! cussing:
Don't mention minema .........I will have to make one ......... cussing:
I've got some paint left over.... whistle:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
It is coming on! happy088
Lick of paint and you'll be up-and-running.... whistle:
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Hells Yeah! happy088
happy001
You're not taking the bastard thing in my Minema mind! cussing:
Don't mention minema .........I will have to make one ......... cussing:
I've got some paint left over.... whistle:
And a projector for sale ........... cussing:
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Hells Yeah! happy088
happy001
You're not taking the bastard thing in my Minema mind! cussing:
Don't mention minema .........I will have to make one ......... cussing:
I've got some paint left over.... whistle:
And a projector for sale ........... cussing:
Oh yes... redface:
I'll throw in a DVD player fer free like too.... whistle:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
Did you buy all BM's Ebay stuff ? eeek:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
Did you buy all BM's Ebay stuff ? eeek:
Oh nooos ........this is good stuff ....... whistle:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
Did you buy all BM's Ebay stuff ? eeek:
Oh nooos ........this is good stuff ....... whistle:
Oi! evil:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
Did you buy all BM's Ebay stuff ? eeek:
Oh nooos ........this is good stuff ....... whistle:
I'd hate to see the way you treat your crap lol:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
Did you buy all BM's Ebay stuff ? eeek:
Oh nooos ........this is good stuff ....... whistle:
I'd hate to see the way you treat your crap lol:
He makes her wash up before she goes home.... whistle:
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My minema in progress.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2wmoxwaxw%2FP7090969.jpg&hash=1329df7ce6fffc03a77058ad0debd693bdb381fc) (http://postimage.org/image/2wmoxwaxw/)
Did you buy all BM's Ebay stuff ? eeek:
Oh nooos ........this is good stuff ....... whistle:
I'd hate to see the way you treat your crap lol:
Long story ..........
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Tis true.. noooo:
However I did forget to wipe the sticky stuff off the kitchen tiles.... doh:
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Tis true.. noooo:
However I did forget to wipe the sticky stuff off the kitchen tiles.... doh:
It'll still be here the next time you come... redface:
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no doubt. dirty beggar. noooo:
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no doubt. dirty beggar. noooo:
redface:
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did you find the cupboard for the bowl?
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did you find the cupboard for the bowl?
I found a cupboard... redface:
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If the melon bowl is back in the cupboard, what is the melon in?
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If the melon bowl is back in the cupboard, what is the melon in?
What did you leave it in...? Shrugs: