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Title: Dear Miss C...
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 07:12:38 PM
The love if my life has gone out to dinner with another man tonight...A work colleague apparently...Well, of course I am devastated...I've done nuffink wrong...why is she doing this to me?  sad32:

Worried

Gloucester
Title: Re: Dear Miss C...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 04, 2011, 08:21:48 PM
Dear worried of Gloucester

The love of your life might object to you posting pictures of her in her underwear on a public fora. She may be testing your devotion. She may not be aware of your devotion. She may not give a flying f@@k.

I hope this helps you in this troubled time of yours.
Title: Re: Dear Miss C...
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 08:28:44 PM
How did you know it was her in her underwear?

Flying fook hey...Mile high club d'yer think?...

Title: Re: Dear Miss C...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 04, 2011, 09:12:44 PM
Umm a glider in cider rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Dear Miss C...
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 09:39:47 PM
Oh yes...yes, yes, yes yes Ohhhh...Pirate... cloud9:
Title: Re: Dear Miss C...
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2011, 09:41:49 PM
half mile club ,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Dear Miss C...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 09:46:18 PM
Dear worried of gloucester ......sometimes we worry over the littlest of things that turn out not to b so important. Other times we ignore really important issues for minor matters. And at the other times whilst we have a focus on one thing we can't help our mind wandering to others.

Moral of the story ......its your fault  lol: