The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2011, 04:40:40 PM
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Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.
WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions? There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?
It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).
Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?
(Awaits sarcastic responses)
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Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.
WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions? There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?
It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).
Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?
(Awaits sarcastic responses)
Is it the day-glo jacket do you think...? rubschin:
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Don't know but it always seems to happen to me as well. rubschin:
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It's obviously the air of authority he has 8)
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Don't know but it always seems to happen to me as well. rubschin:
Have you got a day-glo jacket?
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Yes, in the boot of the car.
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Yes, in the boot of the car.
Bingo! happy088
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Miss D, you will go far :-)
BM - may your testes turn to lava.
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Miss D, you will go far :-)
BM - may your testes turn to lava.
eeek:
May the flies of a thousand camels infect your arsehole... As my dear old mother used to say....
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Miss D, you will go far :-)
How far and how do I get there ? lol:
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Miss D, you will go far :-)
How far and how do I get there ? lol:
Any Systeme Internationale des Unites Populaires measurement is acceptable but you must show your workings...
whistle:
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Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.
WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions? There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?
It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).
Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?
(Awaits sarcastic responses)
It is Sweet Little Old Man syndrome. You must look older than you are.
I get it all the time and always do my best to explode the myth by looking hostile and shouting at them that I have no idea, as I have just been released into the community.
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AS if... rubschin:
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Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.
WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions? There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?
It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).
Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?
(Awaits sarcastic responses)
It is Sweet Little Old Man syndrome. You must look older than you are.
I get it all the time and always do my best to explode the myth by looking hostile and shouting at them GET ORF MOI LAND! before giving them 28g of number eight...
whistle:
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DS, most people say I look about 35. And that's years of age, not inches before BM pipes up...
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DS, most people say I look about 35. And that's years of age, not inches before BM pipes up...
35? happy001
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DS, most people say I look about 35. And that's years of age, not inches before BM pipes up...
Just goes to show the truth of the old adage "You can fool some of the people most of the time and most of the people some of the time". whistle:
Yes I know ~ I'm p*ssing orf now ..... OK?
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Something amuses thee, BM?
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Something amuses thee, BM?
35? is that some bizarre Systeme Internationale des Unites Populaires measure perchance...? whistle:
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Something amuses thee, BM?
35? is that some bizarre Systeme Internationale des Unites Populaires measure perchance...? whistle:
Hexadecimal perhaps? whistle:
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Something amuses thee, BM?
35? is that some bizarre Systeme Internationale des Unites Populaires measure perchance...? whistle:
Hexadecimal perhaps? whistle:
Oh noes... that would only be 53.... whistle:
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35? ....... rubschin: ........... Shoe size? (Continental sizing that is)
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rubschin: rubschin:
Whenever I ask for directions I seem to get the local loony ~ Just a thought.
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rubschin: rubschin:
Whenever I ask for directions I seem to get the local loony ~ Just a thought.
lol: lol: lol:
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Snoopy - do us a favour and feck off back to Oswestry, there's a good dog. You weren't missed, like ;-)
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lol: lol: lol:
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redface:
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happy100
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redface:
Give him this one snoopy! >>> violent073:
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Nah ~ He's OK ..... I used to load and unload aircraft in the RAF so I know what it can do to a chap.
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Make him unhinged lol:
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Spookily - whilst outside smoking a Golden Virginia roll-up a couple just asked me for directions to the Fox + Hounds! I said "the hound is in Oswestry". They looked blankly at me. So I sent them to the Rose and Crown instead - same shite beer, but with extra fights thrown in for free.
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Nah ~ He's OK ..... I used to load and unload aircraft in the RAF so I know what it can do to a chap.
Yes... with that and the smoking... noooo:
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Miss D, you will go far :-)
BM - may your testes turn to lava.
That's a waste of a good curse TMR, we all know LL has them in a jar on the bedside table. lol:
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Right. This has been going on for years, but now I need to ask the question.
WHY? do so many people stop their cars to ask ME directions? There could be 10 people walking along a pavement and I guarantee they will ask me. Why?
It happened twice today on the way to the pub within 20 yards. First a big black mamma looking for a children's playcentre, then 2 East Europeans looking for a road (which unfortunately for them was in the exact opposite direction that they were heading).
Why ME? Do I look honest, knowledgeable, approachable, helpful? WHY?
(Awaits sarcastic responses)
Your awaited sarcastic response...
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