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Title: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 03:42:58 PM
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's nearby. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 03:44:16 PM
Tattoos are ghastly... no exceptions....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 03:45:13 PM
I can't stand em on wimmin but don't mind certain ones on a bloke ( my name across their forehead  lol: ).

I am blemish free  angel1
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 03:47:08 PM
Have to say in the gym changing room you can't help but notice the amount of tatts on the wimmin. Small ones just on the hip bone , or on the ankle. But there are some with lots and I can't stand the ones with a tatt just visible on their breast  sick2:

But at least 50 % of them have them  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2011, 03:54:45 PM
I can't stand em on wimmin but don't mind certain ones on a bloke

Ludo?
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 03:58:29 PM
or "Welcome to the Caribbean, have a nice day"  ;)
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:02:30 PM
I thought it was 'Susan' but I never figured where the 'u' came from....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2011, 04:05:06 PM
Have to say in the gym changing room you can't help but notice the amount of tatts on the wimmin. Small ones just on the hip bone , or on the ankle. But there are some with lots and I can't stand the ones with a tatt just visible on their breast  sick2:

But at least 50 % of them have them  noooo:

It doesn't age well either. .

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Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:08:49 PM
I was changing next to a woman this morning ( in the gym) and she had an anchor tattoo on her foot. The topside ( not the sole ) ...what do you call that bit by the way  ? Is there a term for it , not the ankle , the sole, the toes but the rest of it  rubschin:

Anyways she had an anchor on her right foot and on her shoulder blade a picture of a mermaid  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Looked ridiculous  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:12:19 PM
I was changing next to a woman this morning ( in the gym) and she had an anchor tattoo on her foot. The topside ( not the sole ) ...what do you call that bit by the way  ? Is there a term for it , not the ankle , the sole, the toes but the rest of it  rubschin:

Anyways she had an anchor on her right foot and on her shoulder blade a picture of a mermaid  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Looked ridiculous  noooo:

Ooooohhhh... I know, I know, I know! cloud9:

The instep!  whistle:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:13:12 PM
Is it ? ...that doesn't sound right  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
Is it ? ...that doesn't sound right  noooo:

Trust me like....  whistle:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2011, 04:16:42 PM
Is it ? ...that doesn't sound right  noooo:

Trust me like....
....you would yourself in a chocolate factory.
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 04:18:27 PM
I was changing next to a woman this morning ( in the gym) and she had an anchor tattoo on her foot. The topside ( not the sole ) ...what do you call that bit by the way  ? Is there a term for it , not the ankle , the sole, the toes but the rest of it  rubschin:

Anyways she had an anchor on her right foot and on her shoulder blade a picture of a mermaid  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Looked ridiculous  noooo:

Ooooohhhh... I know, I know, I know! cloud9:

The instep!  whistle:

No, the instep is between the heel and the ball (and no Barman, that's not my f***ing knee) I mean on the bottom of the foot
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:20:56 PM
I was changing next to a woman this morning ( in the gym) and she had an anchor tattoo on her foot. The topside ( not the sole ) ...what do you call that bit by the way  ? Is there a term for it , not the ankle , the sole, the toes but the rest of it  rubschin:

Anyways she had an anchor on her right foot and on her shoulder blade a picture of a mermaid  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Looked ridiculous  noooo:

Ooooohhhh... I know, I know, I know! cloud9:

The instep!  whistle:

No, the instep is between the heel and the ball (and no Barman, that's not my f***ing knee) I mean on the bottom of the foot

Oh noes tho.... luckily I have a good memory like.....  whistle:

Father was a shoe shop manager for most of his life ~ I promise you "Instep" is the top bit of the foot between the toes and the ankle. It is the bot where the shoe laces do up and hurts if you have the laces too tight.
The bit underneath the foot is the "Arch".

Pirate is right!


As is Uncle.
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 04:23:18 PM
BM has the right of it!

Instep is the bit twixt ankle joint and toes over which you would lace your trainers, (or in BM's case anchor the velcro straps). Some people refer to it as the "forefoot".
Beneath the foot the bit between heel and toes is the "arch" of the foot. People with "Flat feet" are said to suffer from "Fallen arches"

I would add that I would not have a tattoo there as I have once had blood taken from my foot, when the arm and hand veins just wouldn't give any and it was the most painful needle I have ever experienced.
Come to that I think it unlikely that I would have a tattoo anywhere.
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2011, 04:24:16 PM
But Miss D was referring to the bit, Snoopy was referring to the bot  ;)
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:24:54 PM
Well she had an anchor on it  lol:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:27:30 PM
I said you could trust me...  eyes:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
I've heard that before  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 04:28:40 PM
I once tricked an French gerl into showing me her teeny black cat tattoo  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:29:36 PM
I've heard that before  noooo:

Enjoyed it tho didnchya...?  eyes:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:30:13 PM
Yeah ...I 'd never achooooly hit a man before that  whistle:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:34:34 PM
Yeah ...I 'd never achooooly hit a man before that  whistle:


happy001 


 redface:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:36:16 PM
I once tricked an French gerl into showing me her teeny black cat tattoo  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 04:37:04 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:45:24 PM
I once tricked an French gerl into showing me her teeny black cat tattoo  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
I'd guess it was the old "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" trick again....  ::)
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 04:47:13 PM
Or he was trying to getting into her Panthair  ( larger black cat / smutty innuendo  redface: )
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2011, 04:49:48 PM
French cat?

Must have been a chat up line.
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 04:51:03 PM
French cat?

Must have been a chat up line.

<groan>
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:52:01 PM
French cat?

Must have been a chat up line.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2011, 11:49:51 PM
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:


Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 04:06:30 AM
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 09:05:53 AM
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:

....and ACAB on the inside of his lower lip.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: barmisspah? on July 04, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
Don't like them, full stop.
My ex got a small Harley Davidson one at a HOG Rally once & tried extremely hard to keep it from me.
The children grassed him up (I trained them well!)
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 09:49:34 AM
Don't like them, full stop.
My ex got a small Harley Davidson one at a HOG Rally once & tried extremely hard to keep it from me.
The children grassed him up (I trained them well!)

 Well done. eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:01:20 AM
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:

....and ACAB on the inside of his lower lip.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2011, 10:14:31 AM
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:

....and ACAB on the inside of his lower lip.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:


 cussing:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 10:16:50 AM
Tis true.
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:24:11 AM
Tis true.

I seen it like....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:33:50 PM
As Darwin said elsewhere, the world has gone mad

Implants for your tattoos. Barman is going to go squeamish, somebody get ready to catch him


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Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 07:40:16 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 07:45:45 PM
Disgusterous  sick2:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 07:50:34 PM
Disgusterous  sick2:
^^^wot she said^^^
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2011, 07:53:33 PM
I was thinking ~ a couple of strategically placed zits would complete it.
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 07:54:20 PM
Just reminds me of the Alien film and things bursting out yer body  sick2:
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2011, 08:18:37 PM
Thing burst out every morning...what's the story?
Title: Re: The Latest Epidemic...
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
Thing burst out every morning...what's the story?

Are the zits still troubling you little man?  point: