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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 08:19:11 AM
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Where is the hound...? Shrugs:
I just kicked his ashtray full of Mild all over the floor... cussing:
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Jail:
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Jail:
No, that's Baldy.... 'tis The Hound I'm worried about thinking of.... ::)
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SHall I call im?
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SHall I call im?
Would you...? scared2:
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Well...? Popcorn:
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Thanks for letting us know nick.... ::)
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He is probably waiting for Tesco to deliver his phone top-up. (Qty 100).
I assume Snoopy has be absent for a while if you are sending out search parties?
When do your dials show he was last here?
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He is probably waiting for Tesco to deliver his phone top-up. (Qty 100).
I assume Snoopy has be absent for a while if you are sending out search parties?
When do your dials show he was last here?
He only posted twice yesterday which is most unusual for the yappy little thing... Once at early o'clock and the second at midday... rubschin:
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He is probably waiting for Tesco to deliver his phone top-up. (Qty 100).
I assume Snoopy has be absent for a while if you are sending out search parties?
When do your dials show he was last here?
He only posted twice yesterday which is most unusual for the yappy little thing... Once at early o'clock and the second at midday... rubschin:
Nick, put the cat down and get on the bloody phone!
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He is probably waiting for Tesco to deliver his phone top-up. (Qty 100).
I assume Snoopy has be absent for a while if you are sending out search parties?
When do your dials show he was last here?
He only posted twice yesterday which is most unusual for the yappy little thing... Once at early o'clock and the second at midday... rubschin:
Nick, put the cat down and get on the bloody phone!
He's buggered off now the useless tart! ::)
Sent me a PM asking if he should call Snoops then didn't bother replying as to if he did or not.... noooo:
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He is probably waiting for Tesco to deliver his phone top-up. (Qty 100).
I assume Snoopy has be absent for a while if you are sending out search parties?
When do your dials show he was last here?
He only posted twice yesterday which is most unusual for the yappy little thing... Once at early o'clock and the second at midday... rubschin:
Nick, put the cat down and get on the bloody phone!
He's buggered off now the useless tart! ::)
Sent me a PM asking if he should call Snoops then didn't bother replying as to if he did or not.... noooo:
I take it nobody else has his number?
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He is probably waiting for Tesco to deliver his phone top-up. (Qty 100).
I assume Snoopy has be absent for a while if you are sending out search parties?
When do your dials show he was last here?
He only posted twice yesterday which is most unusual for the yappy little thing... Once at early o'clock and the second at midday... rubschin:
Nick, put the cat down and get on the bloody phone!
He's buggered off now the useless tart! ::)
Sent me a PM asking if he should call Snoops then didn't bother replying as to if he did or not.... noooo:
I take it nobody else has his number?
I've got it somewhere.... redface:
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Can't find it.... noooo:
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I have Nick's number - I shall text him asking if he has phoned the hound.
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I have Nick's number - I shall text him asking if he has phoned the hound.
doh: Brilliant! happy088
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Akchewelly I don't have his mobile number after all. Doh!
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Akchewelly I don't have his mobile number after all. Doh!
point:
Now what...? rubschin:
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Can't find it.... noooo:
is it in your phone contacts, it'll be the next one after after 'sex hot line'
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Can't find it.... noooo:
is it in your phone contacts, it'll be the next one after after 'sex hot line'
Nope. noooo:
I'm sure he PMd it to me... but I've deleted all my PMs.... redface:
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I definitely had it - must be stored on my old phone.
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Can't find it.... noooo:
is it in your phone contacts, it'll be the next one after after 'sex hot line'
Nope. noooo:
I'm sure he PMd it to me... but I've deleted all my PMs.... redface:
Bet you got Miss D on speed dial...
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I definitely had it - must be stored on my old phone.
Get yer old one then... ::)
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Old phone is at home. I am Gatwick bound.
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Can't find it.... noooo:
is it in your phone contacts, it'll be the next one after after 'sex hot line'
Nope. noooo:
I'm sure he PMd it to me... but I've deleted all my PMs.... redface:
Bet you got Miss D on speed dial...
But not Snoopy... noooo:
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Miss Creant is here... cloud9:
She'll have Snoopy's number! lol:
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Indeed I do and Nicks. I will see what I can do..,
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Indeed I do and Nicks. I will see what I can do..,
Brilliant! ;D
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No reply on home phone or mobile have left a text message. Will try Skype. No joy there either.
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No reply on home phone or mobile have left a text message. Will try Skype.
scared2:
He is off-line on Skype... noooo:
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He is, as he had informed us, in Oswestry with his bruvver for the day ::)
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He is, as he had informed us, in Oswestry with his bruvver for the day ::)
Oh is he...? redface:
That's a relief then.... whistle:
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Quick delete this thread ............ whistle:
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Quick delete this thread ............ whistle:
Good plan! ;D
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Quick delete this thread ............ whistle:
Good plan! ;D
Indeed, the last thing we want is for him to think we care about his welfare.
He would be insufferable.
In fact, why don't you start a "Thank God Snoopy isn't here today" thread.
Meanwhile, I will put some vinegar in his ashtray.
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Quick delete this thread ............ whistle:
Good plan! ;D
Indeed, the last thing we want is for him to think we care about his welfare.
He would be insufferable.
In fact, why don't you start a "Thank God Snoopy isn't here today" thread.
Meanwhile, I will put some vinegar in his ashtray.
You're right on all counts... I'll whisk this thread away.... whistle:
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No Wake yet then...
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No Wake yet then...
noooo: He was on my card as well.... sad24:
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As S. Pepys would have said
Awoke at 5 but stayed long abed in pleasant discourse with M'Lady. Up betimes and to my ablutions thence took carriage to my bother and taking him up did travel hence to Oswestry whereabout we did much business to our great satisfaction. Took our dinner at an Inn in the Bailey, a most pleasant spot whereon we could view the old castle, said to be of William 1st, where we had much merry discourse with the lady of the house and one of her maydes. Thence about further business and finally to my Brother's where I did dally but a short while and so to home to my great content.
Or put it another way ~ Thanks all for the concern but I did tell you I was going!
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As S. Pepys would have said
Awoke at 5 but stayed long abed in pleasant discourse with M'Lady. Up betimes and to my ablutions thence took carriage to my bother and taking him up did travel hence to Oswestry whereabout we did much business to our great satisfaction. Took our dinner at an Inn in the Bailey, a most pleasant spot whereon we could view the old castle, said to be of William 1st, where we had much merry discourse with the lady of the house and one of her maydes. Thence about further business and finally to my Brother's where I did dally but a short while and so to home to my great content.
Or put it another way ~ Thanks all for the concern but I did tell you I was going!
Oh, have you been out..? whistle:
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That would have been more convincing if you had remembered to delete the thread first BM lol:
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cussing:
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That would have been more convincing if you had remembered to delete the thread first BM lol:
doh:
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That would have been more convincing if you had remembered to delete the thread first BM lol:
doh:
Eejit! ~ I can't leave you on your own for a minute. ::)
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I've already had to stop him from trying to get Nick to throw water on the TV Snoop. I don't know how you manage the pair of them. whistle:
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shrugs:
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Now there are tons of explosions with banging milk bottles scared2:
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Now there are tons of explosions with banging milk bottles scared2:
::)
Wrong thread .......
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shrugs:
Throw water on the telly Nick! eveilgrin:
whistle:
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He strangled the chef!!
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Mr. Thread...? Meet Mr. Completelyfuckinggubbed.... noooo:
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Where is Snoopy ?
These diappearances are becoming much more frequent rubschin:
Who is he sniffing around these days ????
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I'm here! ;D
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I'm here! ;D
yay! cloud9:
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V Bizzy like ~ Invoices
Got a new Freeware programme to do invoices etc which should take the load off doing the chore ................. but first I have to put in all the list of "contacts".
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You get what you pay for.... whistle:
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Right ...... And if I'd paid for it I suppose it would do all the input from a manual record by fvcking osmosis would it?
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Right ...... And if I'd paid for it I suppose it would do all the input from a manual record by fvcking osmosis would it?
Depends how much you paid for it... lol:
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noooo: Ah don't tink sooooooooo!
Not at any price.