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Title: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 07:29:14 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:33:26 AM
Been deferred to Monday  ::) - 3 strikes and you're out rule will apply  evil:

Can't do today because of work issues , some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site ...pitifull excuse  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 07:34:31 AM
 Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2011, 07:35:58 AM
 happy088
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 07:36:15 AM
Benn  deferred to Monday  ::) - 3 strikes and you're out rule will apply  evil:

Can't do today because of work issues , some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site ...pitifull excuse  lol:

Is that his name?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 07:36:42 AM
Pirate's vacant
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:37:10 AM
Is he or is that just his natural expression  ?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2011, 07:38:12 AM
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Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:40:25 AM
You have no nose ...how do you smell ?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 07:41:32 AM
You have no nose ...how do you smell ?  whistle:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2011, 07:42:28 AM
You have no nose ...how do you smell ?  whistle:

of Chanel Allure pour homme...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:43:19 AM
  cloud9:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2011, 08:53:41 AM
Been deferred to Monday  ::) - 3 strikes and you're out rule will apply  evil:

Is todays strike the first of three then  rubschin:


Can't do today because of work issues , some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site ...pitifull excuse  lol:

Pity he didn't do it next year. He'd have won the 100m no problem  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 08:55:52 AM
No it was meant to be yesterday - cancelled because of today's strike and the rescheduling of his son's play to last night.

Then meant to be today - cancelled becuase of deaded crane man

Now meant to be Monday  ::)  - apparently meant to now be at a posh restuarant to say sorry instead of just a drink. We shall see  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 08:57:34 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2011, 09:43:47 AM
... some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site

I know it's cruel but did his mates do this:

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Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 09:46:30 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Yeah - where was the paddling pool underneath  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2011, 09:51:57 AM
It was probably Paddy not understanding the RAF veterans story about how he used to fly in Wellingtons.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 05:18:51 PM
I believe he may have had one or two to drink today  lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash  eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today  ;D





Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Dutch courage?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2011, 05:20:51 PM
I believe he may have had one or two to drink today  lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash  eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today  ;D

Toy-boy .......... rubschin:

and text sex........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 05:22:16 PM
Text sex takes two to play  angel1

And no , unfortunately not a toy boy  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2011, 05:44:03 PM
Should you not be shaving or knitting by now?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 05:44:59 PM
Should you not be shaving or knitting by now?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 05:45:39 PM
Should you not be shaving or knitting by now?  whistle:

What would like me to knit ?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2011, 05:46:30 PM
Should you not be shaving or knitting by now?  whistle:

What would like me to knit ?

Is it long enough for a jumper?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 05:47:41 PM
Should you not be shaving or knitting by now?  whistle:

What would like me to knit ?

Is it long enough for a jumper?

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 05:48:12 PM
 lol:

Deary , deary , deary - all being most presumptuous  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2011, 05:49:55 PM
lol:

Deary , deary , deary - all being most presumptuous  whistle:

There is no harm in being prepared, what if it gets a bit chilly like?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 05:51:34 PM
Then I'll stop dropping ice cubes down his trousers  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 02, 2011, 10:39:08 PM
I believe he may have had one or two to drink today  lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash  eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today  ;D


He must be at least 51 then...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 04:47:46 AM
I believe he may have had one or two to drink today  lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash  eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today  ;D


He must be at least 51 then...


 rubschin: Not necessarily.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 05:33:49 AM
I think Pirate was suggesting that pregnancy is the only reason people get married  lol:

This may well be his experience  whistle:

However 46 is he ....has siblings tho  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 05:42:17 AM
Pirate is an silly boy  spider:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2011, 07:42:11 AM
Never believe what people tell you...get the evidence
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2011, 07:45:59 AM
Trust no one   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 08:59:52 AM
Never believe what people tell you...get the evidence

And when that fails beat the crap out of someone until he confesses eh?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2011, 09:02:24 AM
Don't give Miss D ideas  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 08:54:55 AM
Well, it's the big day
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 08:58:14 AM
It is ...it's Independance Day  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2011, 09:03:12 AM
Indeed it is!
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Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 12:35:38 PM
I bet the primping has started, like. Outfit chosen. NOw worrying about the hair  noooo:  At her age it would suit her shorter  whistle: Lose the fringe, doll  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 12:59:56 PM
Ok Gok .......I'll do as you suggest  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 01:07:56 PM
Ooh it is a well known thing in portraiture. Exposed forehead = high intelligence.

And a shorter haircut would suit you nicely (no ears though in your case, not good  noooo:) If they are the family ears you will look like you have wingnuts  redface:

But something neck length and pixie-ish would suit  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 01:09:11 PM
To attract a man like you  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
Ooh it is a well known thing in portraiture. Exposed forehead = high intelligence.

And a shorter haircut would suit you nicely (no ears though in your case, not good  noooo:) If they are the family ears you will look like you have wingnuts  redface:

But something neck length and pixie-ish would suit  angel1


With black pants I assume.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 01:13:41 PM
should you choose to wear underwear, make sure it is matching
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 01:15:28 PM
Ignore them Miss D....  ::)

I'm sure you'll look gorgeous as always and will have a lovely time...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 01:16:27 PM
Matching wot  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 01:17:33 PM
collars and cuffs... angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 01:19:56 PM
Thank you BM

Miss Che ....no worries there  ;)

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 01:22:14 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 01:25:04 PM
Thank you BM

Miss Che ....no worries there  ;)


good girl. All excitimicated for ya!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 01:26:36 PM
It's just a drink ( and a bit of food)  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 01:47:02 PM
It's just a drink ( and a bit of food)  scared2:


somewhere posh I hope
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 01:48:05 PM
Probably be for a Happy Meal - If I set my level of expectation at that then I cannot fail but to be impressed  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 01:57:13 PM
Fish'n'chips  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 04, 2011, 02:06:12 PM
Pork in cider?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 02:10:21 PM
 eeek:

But she is pure  scared2:

I bet she has her matching pants on now
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 02:18:05 PM
Oooh Nick  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 02:25:54 PM
Bullseye  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2011, 04:30:02 PM
Have a nice evening anyway.

And dont forget  (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ovulation%20goggles) . . .
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 04:37:24 PM
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 04, 2011, 04:46:13 PM
Have a nice evening anyway.

And dont forget  (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ovulation%20goggles) . . .


Ohh Darwin. nonono:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 04:48:17 PM
eeek:

But she is pure  scared2:

I bet she has her matching pants on now

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Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 05:03:37 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
I guess they are on the starters (chortle)

New pants at the ready  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Is she back yet...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 08:02:14 PM
Is she back yet...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 08:12:27 PM
anyone heard anything?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 08:15:18 PM
shut up woman...and keep still... ;) she may be trying to get through...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 08:31:44 PM
Is she back yet?...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 08:34:45 PM
you are starting to sound like a kid in the back seat on a long  journey......"are we there yet, are we there yet..."

be patient my man.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2011, 08:37:47 PM
Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.

I'm feeling lucky. Can I have it in a £5 double with Roger Mellie not posting before the same time please
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2011, 08:47:53 PM
Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.

I'm feeling lucky. Can I have it in a £5 double with Roger Mellie not posting before the same time please

 rubschin: Sounds like inside information there.

Still, JOM is honest and trustworthy.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 04, 2011, 08:56:10 PM
Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.

I'll take that bet. Good luck Miss D! wherever thou art!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 09:14:50 PM
Just leaving to come home .  Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .

He is most keen  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.

I'm feeling lucky. Can I have it in a £5 double with Roger Mellie not posting before the same time please

 rubschin: Sounds like inside information there.

Still, JOM is honest and trustworthy.

Actually Darwin while you were pondering I changed me mind, I'll no bother for now

Ooh look, Miss D has posted  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 09:35:50 PM
JOM knows when the odds are on his side  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 04, 2011, 09:36:41 PM
Just leaving to come home .  Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .

He is most keen  redface:

Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gmZ4RJp5GQ#)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 05, 2011, 05:18:59 AM
Just leaving to come home .  Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .

He is most keen  redface:


It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation.  cool14:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2011, 05:23:29 AM
Just leaving to come home .  Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .

He is most keen  redface:


It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation.  cool14:

Oh Snoopy!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2011, 05:29:23 AM
Just leaving to come home .  Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .

He is most keen  redface:


It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation.  cool14:

Gee thanks  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2011, 06:06:46 AM
Has he left yet?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2011, 06:10:09 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2011, 06:33:34 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2011, 06:09:28 PM
Just leaving to come home .  Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .

He is most keen  redface:


It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation.  cool14:

Gee thanks  noooo:

I've got a rolled up newspaper handy if you want to borrow it Miss D.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2011, 10:16:47 PM
Not seen the young lady around very much today. Is she in luurve?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 06, 2011, 10:28:45 PM
time will tell, we wait with baited breath for juicy details.....

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 05:13:36 AM
Not seen the young lady around very much today. Is she in luurve?

Bloody hell you lot have high expectations  scared2:

Achooooooly having to do loads of work at the moment  evil:

As for him , next date has been arranged. He has asked if I would like to go away on a weekend soon  scared2: and also attend some corporate function of his in about a month's time . Whooooa Neddy  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2011, 05:23:23 AM
 rubschin: Clearly a man in a hurry .............. I wonder why?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 05:25:23 AM
He has mentioned an interview with immigration soon  rubschin:    - only kidding  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2011, 05:28:06 AM
Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 05:33:07 AM
S'ok I know the situation about all of that   8)

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2011, 05:35:07 AM
Check also life insurance and medical history  spider:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 07:30:47 AM
He's all BUPA'd up  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 07:53:34 AM
Not seen the young lady around very much today. Is she in luurve?

Bloody hell you lot have high expectations  scared2:

Achooooooly having to do loads of work at the moment  evil:

As for him , next date has been arranged. He has asked if I would like to go away on a weekend soon  scared2: and also attend some corporate function of his in about a month's time . Whooooa Neddy  scared2:

A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 08:03:10 AM
You are back in gaga land again  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2011, 01:57:19 PM
You are back in gaga land again  noooo:

You mean there are times Nick isnt in Gaga land?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 02:00:12 PM
Poor poor Pirate  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 07, 2011, 02:10:22 PM
Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.

Miss D might I advise steering well clear of his undergrowth for there be dragons or Pirates or some-such.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 02:39:32 PM
Poor poor Pirate  noooo:

Why , what's happened to Pirate ?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 02:40:27 PM
Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.

Miss D might I advise steering well clear of his undergrowth for there be dragons or Pirates or some-such.

Fuzz management  well under control from what I can see Miss C  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 02:48:33 PM
I can see Mr Gutter approaching in the middle distance  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 07, 2011, 03:26:57 PM
Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.

Miss D might I advise steering well clear of his undergrowth for there be dragons or Pirates or some-such.

Fuzz management  well under control from what I can see Miss C  lol:

Excellent news Miss D then take no notice of Nick and carry on. ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 04:42:31 PM
Poor poor Pirate  noooo:

Why , what's happened to Pirate ?  eeek:

Here I sit, broken hearted...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 04:45:51 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 04:48:18 PM
Tried to shit, but only farted...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
Site is slow again
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2011, 05:13:17 PM
Shite is slow again

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 05:45:51 PM
I wondered who'd be the first to change that...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
Poor poor Pirate  noooo:

Why , what's happened to Pirate ?  eeek:

Here I sit, broken hearted...

Aye right  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 05:46:48 PM
read on...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 05:47:56 PM
Is it in invisible ink ????
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
108 & 110
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 06:26:39 PM
Has a second date been arranged yet.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
Affirmative
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
Oh when like ...........we need to keep up .,,,,,,,is it on the calendar  like... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
Monday ...does that suit you   lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 06:34:02 PM
I will check my diary ............
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 06:39:06 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 05:05:00 AM
Will Miss C need a new hat soon?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 05:08:15 AM
Oh noes  noooo: , I think she is fine with her sowester  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 05:09:50 AM
And wellies? ........... Our very own Compo  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2011, 11:15:38 AM
And wellies? ........... Our very own Compo  cloud9:

Miss Compo..  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 09:29:41 PM
Any update yet ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Pirate on July 11, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Fuck's sake man...you're worse than me...all in good time...

 Popcorn: Popcorn:


Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 06:39:21 AM
It was a nice night thank you
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2011, 06:45:50 AM
Note: "A nice NIGHT" not a nice evening ..... atta girl!  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 06:48:09 AM
When does evening turn into night then  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2011, 06:49:02 AM
When it ends in the morning  razz: razz:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:20:39 AM
Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2011, 08:22:21 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 12, 2011, 08:28:23 AM
Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted.  cloud9:

Where's the fun in that?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:31:34 AM
Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted.  cloud9:

Where's the fun in that?

I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on? shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:34:13 AM
scared:

Wha;? What's the problem? Straightforward, and to the point. No messon' from Growler you know.
Things need to be said and asked, so why waste time and your life dilly dallyin' around? noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
You have a PM whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:42:52 AM
You have a PM whistle:

That's sweet.  happy088

You should have shared that with everyone in here. Really nice place, albeit a bit on the flat side.
Hills aren't always a total neccessity for a good walk though.
Thanks again for sharing your old haunt with me. cloud9:

I'll be back for more, indeedeedo.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:45:51 AM
Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted.  cloud9:

Where's the fun in that?

Anyway U.M, the fun starts when we get equally straighttforward answers from our resident kitten hopefully. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 10:05:02 AM
The  resident kitten  eeek:  I thought this board already had enough cat problems !

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 10:13:23 AM
The  resident kitten  eeek:  I thought this board already had enough cat problems !

Nah. He's in the mouldy owld scrawny dept. with other miserable grumpy old turds like me Nick and BM. ;)

YOU and Miss C and a couple of others are in the cuddly fluffy pets section. cloud9:

Just thought. He's a dog not a cat!  lol:
I'm going/gone senile. redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Just One More on July 12, 2011, 04:56:47 PM
Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging  snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?

OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive  rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted.  cloud9:

Where's the fun in that?

I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on? shrugs:

Errrr... cake?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2011, 06:16:00 PM
So Miss D wot did you eat.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2011, 06:21:05 PM
 shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
A Chinese take away - thank you very much .
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2011, 06:24:04 PM
A Chinese take away - thank you very much .

As long as you were full up .................not very romantic tho........ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2011, 06:24:15 PM
OOOOOOh. On whose sofa????
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 06:25:19 PM
Yeah you can imagine The Brat's reaction if it was my house  noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2011, 06:29:33 PM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 06:30:18 PM
No way  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2011, 06:34:37 PM
Yeah you can imagine The Brat's reaction if it was my house  noooo:

An incentive all on its own.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2011, 06:40:32 PM
No way  noooo:
happy100
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 07:12:29 PM
Well my brave attempt to 'chivvy' things along seemed to have fell on deaf eyes or summat.

I am most disappointed tbqatth.
Life is for living, not guessing. noooo:

Carry on with all the inuendos then if that's what you want while I construct some serious VAT questions for you to help me with. Sweet.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 09:02:31 PM
I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category  lol:

Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be deal breakers.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2011, 09:08:37 PM
I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category  lol:

Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be deal breakers.

Hanging out for that lads mag exclusive then............. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 09:09:06 PM
That'll be it  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 13, 2011, 07:02:21 AM
I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category  lol:

Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be ball breakers.

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 13, 2011, 08:08:22 AM
I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category  lol:

Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be ball breakers.

 eeek:

More of a  confused: from me tbqath.
Wimmin talk I guess, so as a consequence, I haven't got the foggiest what she's actually rambling on about.
Giz a clue kitten.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2011, 10:53:44 PM
Is the next date today.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 06:05:20 AM
He is in the doghouse  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2011, 06:24:17 AM
He is in the doghouse  evil:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 06:27:10 AM
Considering knocking it on the head tbh - this week will decide .
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2011, 06:33:53 AM
He is in the doghouse  evil:

That didn't take long.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 06:37:59 AM
Exactly  noooo: - we shall see
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 08:14:35 AM
WHat did he do?  Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 08:22:59 AM
Not saying
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 08:27:08 AM
Prolly attempted groperama  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 18, 2011, 08:32:47 AM
I suspect he wore his top shirt button, buttoned up.

Enough to send any gerl into a frenzy.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2011, 09:19:21 AM
I suspect he wore his top shirt button, buttoned up.

Enough to send any gerl into a frenzy.

That or wearing brown shoes.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
He has either been
(i) Too pushy
(ii) Too slow
(iii) Too quick
(iv) Too assertive
(v) Too compliant
(vi) Is talking marriage too soon
(vii) Has made it plain that he doesn't want to be too serious
(viii) Too gay
(ix) Too masculine
(x) Wants to sleep afterwards

 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 09:32:39 AM
More likely all of them  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 09:39:32 AM
P'raps he was caught with his grubby little fingers in the CAKE tin....you know, nicking the one Miss D had made for me too.
Every bloody sod wants my CAKE. sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 18, 2011, 10:00:50 AM
Maybe, Miss D has worn him out.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 10:04:52 AM
You lot make me larf  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 10:06:34 AM
You lot make me larf  lol:

Good!  We are like having lots of BIG BRUVVERS to look after you.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 10:10:02 AM
Good cos I might need you ....seems my likkle likkle brother is going to move to run a club and my other brother is moving further away to the depths of Cornwall  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 10:13:04 AM
Good cos I might need you ....seems my likkle likkle brother is going to move to run a club and my other brother is moving further away to the depths of Cornwall  sad24: sad24: sad24:

That's the way of it with families these days I'm afraid.

On the up side it does mean some good opportunities for weekend breaks and none of the arguments you would have if you lived on top of one another.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 10:13:59 AM
I know but the club is in freakin Dubai  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 10:14:50 AM
OK a longer holiday with guaranteed sunshine .... prolly with no booze tho'.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 18, 2011, 10:32:44 AM
Isn't the place bankrupt?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 10:37:53 AM
Isn't every country ...except China ?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2011, 12:22:44 PM
OK a longer holiday with guaranteed sunshine .... prolly with no booze tho'.  noooo:

I have been to Dubai booze was not a problem. razz:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 12:26:50 PM
OK a longer holiday with guaranteed sunshine .... prolly with no booze tho'.  noooo:

I have been to Dubai booze was not a problem. razz:

Did you go by tanker?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 12:28:46 PM
Good cos I might need you ....seems my likkle likkle brother is going to move to run a club and my other brother is moving further away to the depths of Cornwall  sad24: sad24: sad24:

That's the way of it with families these days I'm afraid.

On the up side it does mean some good opportunities for weekend breaks and none of the arguments you would have if you lived on top of one another.

Valid and well made point. Post / fact of the day. happy088

Have a coconut on me. +1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2011, 12:32:07 PM
Not saying

Oh go on...

(PM me the sordid details)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 12:35:19 PM
I don't like coconut  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 18, 2011, 12:36:14 PM
I do  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2011, 12:37:04 PM
I don't like coconut  noooo:

Eating a nut too much like cannibalism?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2011, 12:40:09 PM
I don't like coconut  noooo:

Eating a nut too much like cannibalism?  whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 12:42:16 PM
I don't like coconut  noooo:

That's ok, 'cus you aren't getting one off me anyway, 'cis you don't deserve one...AT ALL. cussing:

How's 'me rug' btw?   cloud9:

You hang it up like I suggested? Sweet. cloud9:

(Don't you just know what piccy DS is going to post up now ey, don't you? whistle: )
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 18, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Not saying

Oh go on...

(PM me the sordid details)


Well if I'd been invited to the pool party like  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 12:45:29 PM
The rug has a new home next to my bed  cloud9:

I only go in there when it is dark and then I shut my eyes for several hours. It is the perfick spot for it, like  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 18, 2011, 12:48:48 PM
The rug has a new home next to my bed  cloud9:

I only go in there when it is dark and then I shut my eyes for several hours. It is the perfick spot for it, like  cloud9:

Is it all warm and tickly on yer feet when you get up...like? lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2011, 12:49:04 PM
The rug has a new home next to my bed  cloud9:

I only go in there when it is dark and then I shut my eyes for several hours. It is the perfick spot for it, like  cloud9:

Nick, the man who put the 'rat' in 'gratitude'.   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2011, 12:50:08 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2011, 12:54:16 PM
Not saying

Oh go on...

(PM me the sordid details)


Well if I'd been invited to the pool party like  whistle:

But, but, but... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2011, 03:24:42 PM
So is the date still on........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
Any updates............. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 05:45:45 AM
You are such an ol wumman  lol:

No updates
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2011, 07:37:21 AM
You are such an ol wumman  lol:

No updates

That'll mean luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and babies then. whistle:

Only time you'll get an update is if things go tits up...so to speak, otherwise it'll be all kept secret until she marries/calfs, mark me werds, I know about these things.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 07:43:03 AM
 happy088
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2011, 07:48:22 AM
happy088

Why, thank you. sparkle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2011, 11:13:55 AM
You are such an ol wumman  lol:

No updates

That'll mean luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and babies then. whistle:

Only time you'll get an update is if things go tits up...so to speak, otherwise it'll be all kept secret until she marries/calfs, mark me werds, I know about these things.  whistle:

Not just a silly face are you.  ;)

Mind you, we aren't supposed to let them know we understand how they tick that well.   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 11:18:30 AM
Oh yes , you lot understand wimmin happy002
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 11:21:08 AM
 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 11:42:42 AM
I think a serious warning should be launched. It has recently come to light that a date with miss D may lead to suicidal tendancies/memory loss/confusion/jail time.........

                                                         
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1am2211l0%2Fwarning_general_2.jpg&hash=34d7aa321449e9edef2266fcbf2cba2ae2c1d2ce) (http://postimage.org/image/1am2211l0/)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 11:46:15 AM
But its worth it  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 11:48:24 AM
Be afraid gentlmen......be very afraid..... scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2011, 11:56:20 AM
Can't blame Miss D - this was self-inflicted!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2011, 12:01:04 PM
Can't blame Miss D - this was self-inflicted!

Such a gent ey?  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 12:04:19 PM
I should have walked him home  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 12:09:33 PM
I should have walked him home  lol:

Would that have been safer............ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 12:11:37 PM
 evil:

I am a good girl  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 26, 2011, 12:25:02 PM
I should have walked him home  lol:

You would have fallen over a brick wall with him.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 12:39:18 PM
Can't blame Miss D - this was self-inflicted!

so you meant to jump?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 12:42:47 PM
I doubt it. WHen I spoke to him on the phone last night he was talking Martian  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 12:45:25 PM
What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 12:55:37 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:04:15 PM
What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????

Apparently there is another video too....  redface:

I am doing this....  noooo:

A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 01:06:02 PM
Encore , encore  happ096
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:06:37 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 01:08:57 PM
Oh purleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


please, please, please, please  lol:

We could use it to cheer TMR up like  in honour of his resurrection  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:09:45 PM
Oh purleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


please, please, please, please  lol:

We could use it to cheer TMR up like  in honour of his resurrection  whistle:

I very much doubt if I will have any say in it....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 01:10:19 PM
I will speak to LL on the hotline  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 01:10:46 PM
It's in the bag then  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 01:14:14 PM
What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????

Apparently there is another video too....  redface:

I am doing this....  noooo:

A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)

You n Baldy on Sunday......... rubschin:                    (gayers)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:15:05 PM
What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????

Apparently there is another video too....  redface:

I am doing this....  noooo:

A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)

You n Baldy on Sunday......... rubschin:                    (gayers)

I am not a gayer!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 01:16:21 PM
If it is in her handbag she will never find it  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:17:10 PM
I just checked... It doesn't exist on youtube like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2011, 01:18:18 PM
What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????

Apparently there is another video too....  redface:

I am doing this....  noooo:

A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)

You n Baldy on Sunday......... rubschin:                    (gayers)

I am not a gayer!  cussing:

 happy001 happy001    2gayers:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 01:20:07 PM
I just checked... It doesn't exist on youtube like....  cloud9:

But that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Faceache messages to be sent  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 01:21:58 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 26, 2011, 05:41:52 PM
As far as I can see, nobody made the comment "what can possibly go wrong" in this thread?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 05:42:34 PM
Have you answered the question posed for you yet  ?....not sure it was on this thread though  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 05:43:50 PM
I am confuzzled now
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 27, 2011, 08:26:24 AM
Have you answered the question posed for you yet  ?....not sure it was on this thread though  rubschin:

Was this the "are you made for each other" question or the one about the terrible price of peaches?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 27, 2011, 09:08:13 AM
I did ask you, you ignored me  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2011, 09:09:18 AM
Was it about the YOung's pub by Wandsworth COmmon station?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's hot date thread
Post by: tel on July 27, 2011, 10:35:38 AM
I did ask you, you ignored me  sad32:

What did you ask me or is that in another thread as well?