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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 07:29:14 AM
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Popcorn:
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Been deferred to Monday ::) - 3 strikes and you're out rule will apply evil:
Can't do today because of work issues , some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site ...pitifull excuse lol:
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Banghead Banghead
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happy088
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Benn deferred to Monday ::) - 3 strikes and you're out rule will apply evil:
Can't do today because of work issues , some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site ...pitifull excuse lol:
Is that his name?
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Pirate's vacant
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Is he or is that just his natural expression ? lol:
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You have no nose ...how do you smell ? whistle:
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You have no nose ...how do you smell ? whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
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You have no nose ...how do you smell ? whistle:
of Chanel Allure pour homme...
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cloud9:
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Been deferred to Monday ::) - 3 strikes and you're out rule will apply evil:
Is todays strike the first of three then rubschin:
Can't do today because of work issues , some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site ...pitifull excuse lol:
Pity he didn't do it next year. He'd have won the 100m no problem redface:
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No it was meant to be yesterday - cancelled because of today's strike and the rescheduling of his son's play to last night.
Then meant to be today - cancelled becuase of deaded crane man
Now meant to be Monday ::) - apparently meant to now be at a posh restuarant to say sorry instead of just a drink. We shall see noooo:
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
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... some bloke dying from falling from the crane on the Olympic site
I know it's cruel but did his mates do this:
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lol: lol: lol:
Yeah - where was the paddling pool underneath ;D
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It was probably Paddy not understanding the RAF veterans story about how he used to fly in Wellingtons. noooo:
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I believe he may have had one or two to drink today lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today ;D
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Dutch courage?
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I believe he may have had one or two to drink today lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today ;D
Toy-boy .......... rubschin:
and text sex........ whistle:
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Text sex takes two to play angel1
And no , unfortunately not a toy boy sad24:
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Should you not be shaving or knitting by now? whistle:
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Should you not be shaving or knitting by now? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Should you not be shaving or knitting by now? whistle:
What would like me to knit ?
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Should you not be shaving or knitting by now? whistle:
What would like me to knit ?
Is it long enough for a jumper?
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Should you not be shaving or knitting by now? whistle:
What would like me to knit ?
Is it long enough for a jumper?
happy001
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lol:
Deary , deary , deary - all being most presumptuous whistle:
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lol:
Deary , deary , deary - all being most presumptuous whistle:
There is no harm in being prepared, what if it gets a bit chilly like?
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Then I'll stop dropping ice cubes down his trousers whistle:
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I believe he may have had one or two to drink today lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today ;D
He must be at least 51 then...
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I believe he may have had one or two to drink today lol: ( It's his parents 50th wedding anniversary bash eeek: ) - he has already sent a text apologising for anything else he may say that is inappropriate today ;D
He must be at least 51 then...
rubschin: Not necessarily.
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I think Pirate was suggesting that pregnancy is the only reason people get married lol:
This may well be his experience whistle:
However 46 is he ....has siblings tho lol:
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Pirate is an silly boy spider:
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Never believe what people tell you...get the evidence
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Trust no one whistle:
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Never believe what people tell you...get the evidence
And when that fails beat the crap out of someone until he confesses eh?
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Don't give Miss D ideas scared2:
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Well, it's the big day
Popcorn:
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It is ...it's Independance Day lol:
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Indeed it is!
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I bet the primping has started, like. Outfit chosen. NOw worrying about the hair noooo: At her age it would suit her shorter whistle: Lose the fringe, doll angel1
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Ok Gok .......I'll do as you suggest noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Ooh it is a well known thing in portraiture. Exposed forehead = high intelligence.
And a shorter haircut would suit you nicely (no ears though in your case, not good noooo:) If they are the family ears you will look like you have wingnuts redface:
But something neck length and pixie-ish would suit angel1
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To attract a man like you noooo:
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Ooh it is a well known thing in portraiture. Exposed forehead = high intelligence.
And a shorter haircut would suit you nicely (no ears though in your case, not good noooo:) If they are the family ears you will look like you have wingnuts redface:
But something neck length and pixie-ish would suit angel1
With black pants I assume. ::)
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should you choose to wear underwear, make sure it is matching
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Ignore them Miss D.... ::)
I'm sure you'll look gorgeous as always and will have a lovely time... cloud9:
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Matching wot eeek: eeek:
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collars and cuffs... angel1
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Thank you BM
Miss Che ....no worries there ;)
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Thank you BM
Miss Che ....no worries there ;)
good girl. All excitimicated for ya!
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It's just a drink ( and a bit of food) scared2:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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It's just a drink ( and a bit of food) scared2:
somewhere posh I hope
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Probably be for a Happy Meal - If I set my level of expectation at that then I cannot fail but to be impressed lol:
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Fish'n'chips whistle:
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Pork in cider?
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eeek:
But she is pure scared2:
I bet she has her matching pants on now
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Oooh Nick noooo:
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Bullseye angel1
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Have a nice evening anyway.
And dont forget (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ovulation%20goggles) . . .
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happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 Popcorn:
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Have a nice evening anyway.
And dont forget (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ovulation%20goggles) . . .
Ohh Darwin. nonono:
lol: lol:
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eeek:
But she is pure scared2:
I bet she has her matching pants on now
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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I guess they are on the starters (chortle)
New pants at the ready angel1
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Is she back yet...
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Is she back yet...
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anyone heard anything?
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shut up woman...and keep still... ;) she may be trying to get through...
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eeek:
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Is she back yet?...
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you are starting to sound like a kid in the back seat on a long journey......"are we there yet, are we there yet..."
be patient my man.
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Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.
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Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.
I'm feeling lucky. Can I have it in a £5 double with Roger Mellie not posting before the same time please
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Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.
I'm feeling lucky. Can I have it in a £5 double with Roger Mellie not posting before the same time please
rubschin: Sounds like inside information there.
Still, JOM is honest and trustworthy.
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Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.
I'll take that bet. Good luck Miss D! wherever thou art!
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Just leaving to come home . Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .
He is most keen redface:
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Honest Darwin is giving 11:2 on no posts from Miss D before 9 AM tomorrow.
I'm feeling lucky. Can I have it in a £5 double with Roger Mellie not posting before the same time please
rubschin: Sounds like inside information there.
Still, JOM is honest and trustworthy.
Actually Darwin while you were pondering I changed me mind, I'll no bother for now
Ooh look, Miss D has posted whistle:
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JOM knows when the odds are on his side ;D
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Just leaving to come home . Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .
He is most keen redface:
Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gmZ4RJp5GQ#)
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Just leaving to come home . Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .
He is most keen redface:
It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation. cool14:
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Just leaving to come home . Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .
He is most keen redface:
It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation. cool14:
Oh Snoopy! eeek:
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Just leaving to come home . Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .
He is most keen redface:
It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation. cool14:
Gee thanks noooo:
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Has he left yet?
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lol:
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Popcorn:
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Just leaving to come home . Have had 1 possibly 2 Voddy's & a ridiculously expensive Thai meal .
He is most keen redface:
It is sometimes a mistake to see keeness where in reality it is desperation. cool14:
Gee thanks noooo:
I've got a rolled up newspaper handy if you want to borrow it Miss D. whistle:
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Not seen the young lady around very much today. Is she in luurve?
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time will tell, we wait with baited breath for juicy details.....
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Not seen the young lady around very much today. Is she in luurve?
Bloody hell you lot have high expectations scared2:
Achooooooly having to do loads of work at the moment evil:
As for him , next date has been arranged. He has asked if I would like to go away on a weekend soon scared2: and also attend some corporate function of his in about a month's time . Whooooa Neddy scared2:
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rubschin: Clearly a man in a hurry .............. I wonder why?
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He has mentioned an interview with immigration soon rubschin: - only kidding lol:
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Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.
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S'ok I know the situation about all of that 8)
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Check also life insurance and medical history spider:
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He's all BUPA'd up noooo:
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Not seen the young lady around very much today. Is she in luurve?
Bloody hell you lot have high expectations scared2:
Achooooooly having to do loads of work at the moment evil:
As for him , next date has been arranged. He has asked if I would like to go away on a weekend soon scared2: and also attend some corporate function of his in about a month's time . Whooooa Neddy scared2:
A babby cloud9:
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You are back in gaga land again noooo:
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You are back in gaga land again noooo:
You mean there are times Nick isnt in Gaga land? whistle:
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Poor poor Pirate noooo:
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Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.
Miss D might I advise steering well clear of his undergrowth for there be dragons or Pirates or some-such.
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Poor poor Pirate noooo:
Why , what's happened to Pirate ? eeek:
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Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.
Miss D might I advise steering well clear of his undergrowth for there be dragons or Pirates or some-such.
Fuzz management well under control from what I can see Miss C lol:
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I can see Mr Gutter approaching in the middle distance noooo:
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Check for wife and/or children in the undergrowth would be my advice.
Miss D might I advise steering well clear of his undergrowth for there be dragons or Pirates or some-such.
Fuzz management well under control from what I can see Miss C lol:
Excellent news Miss D then take no notice of Nick and carry on. ;)
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Poor poor Pirate noooo:
Why , what's happened to Pirate ? eeek:
Here I sit, broken hearted...
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happy100 happy100
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Tried to shit, but only farted...
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Site is slow again
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Shite is slow again
whistle:
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I wondered who'd be the first to change that...
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Poor poor Pirate noooo:
Why , what's happened to Pirate ? eeek:
Here I sit, broken hearted...
Aye right noooo: noooo: noooo:
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read on...
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Is it in invisible ink ????
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108 & 110
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Has a second date been arranged yet.......... rubschin:
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Affirmative
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Oh when like ...........we need to keep up .,,,,,,,is it on the calendar like... rubschin:
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Monday ...does that suit you lol:
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I will check my diary ............
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Will Miss C need a new hat soon?
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Oh noes noooo: , I think she is fine with her sowester lol:
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And wellies? ........... Our very own Compo cloud9:
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And wellies? ........... Our very own Compo cloud9:
Miss Compo.. rubschin:
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Any update yet ........... rubschin:
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Fuck's sake man...you're worse than me...all in good time...
Popcorn: Popcorn:
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It was a nice night thank you
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Note: "A nice NIGHT" not a nice evening ..... atta girl! whistle:
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When does evening turn into night then rubschin:
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When it ends in the morning razz: razz:
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Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?
OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. cloud9:
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scared:
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Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?
OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. cloud9:
Where's the fun in that?
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Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?
OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. cloud9:
Where's the fun in that?
I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on? shrugs:
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scared:
Wha;? What's the problem? Straightforward, and to the point. No messon' from Growler you know.
Things need to be said and asked, so why waste time and your life dilly dallyin' around? noooo:
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You have a PM whistle:
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You have a PM whistle:
That's sweet. happy088
You should have shared that with everyone in here. Really nice place, albeit a bit on the flat side.
Hills aren't always a total neccessity for a good walk though.
Thanks again for sharing your old haunt with me. cloud9:
I'll be back for more, indeedeedo.
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Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?
OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. cloud9:
Where's the fun in that?
Anyway U.M, the fun starts when we get equally straighttforward answers from our resident kitten hopefully. eveilgrin:
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The resident kitten eeek: I thought this board already had enough cat problems !
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The resident kitten eeek: I thought this board already had enough cat problems !
Nah. He's in the mouldy owld scrawny dept. with other miserable grumpy old turds like me Nick and BM. ;)
YOU and Miss C and a couple of others are in the cuddly fluffy pets section. cloud9:
Just thought. He's a dog not a cat! lol:
I'm going/gone senile. redface:
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Look chicky, what the lads in here are actually SAYING and ASKING, is, was there any 'fumbling rummaging snoggin', with or without tungs, and of course, SHAGGING?
OK? Simple and straightforward, no messin'. no inuendos, no need for pages and pages of inane suggestive rambling around the houses twaddle nonsense.
Just simple yes' and no's will suffice, and then we can all move on. Simple, done and dusted. cloud9:
Where's the fun in that?
I'm a man in a hurry, and I NEED answers, So much to do, and so little time to do it.
VAT returns, questions, 'ill's to climb, nests to build, choccy to eat, brocolli to grow, people to see, caves to discover, marmite toast to eat.
Need I go on? shrugs:
Errrr... cake?
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So Miss D wot did you eat.......... rubschin:
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shutup: shutup:
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A Chinese take away - thank you very much .
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A Chinese take away - thank you very much .
As long as you were full up .................not very romantic tho........ noooo:
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OOOOOOh. On whose sofa????
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Yeah you can imagine The Brat's reaction if it was my house noooo:
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A babby cloud9:
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No way noooo:
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Yeah you can imagine The Brat's reaction if it was my house noooo:
An incentive all on its own. whistle:
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No way noooo:
happy100
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Well my brave attempt to 'chivvy' things along seemed to have fell on deaf eyes or summat.
I am most disappointed tbqatth.
Life is for living, not guessing. noooo:
Carry on with all the inuendos then if that's what you want while I construct some serious VAT questions for you to help me with. Sweet. cloud9:
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I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category lol:
Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be deal breakers.
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I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category lol:
Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be deal breakers.
Hanging out for that lads mag exclusive then............. rubschin:
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That'll be it lol:
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I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category lol:
Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be ball breakers.
eeek:
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I'm sorry to have disappointed you but no doubt I'm not that only woman in that category lol:
Fair to say I am being a little cautious about all of this because there are some things that are niggling and I'm not sure yet whether these will be ball breakers.
eeek:
More of a confused: from me tbqath.
Wimmin talk I guess, so as a consequence, I haven't got the foggiest what she's actually rambling on about.
Giz a clue kitten.
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Is the next date today.......... rubschin:
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He is in the doghouse evil:
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He is in the doghouse evil:
Popcorn:
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Considering knocking it on the head tbh - this week will decide .
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He is in the doghouse evil:
That didn't take long. noooo:
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Exactly noooo: - we shall see
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WHat did he do? Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Not saying
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Prolly attempted groperama noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I suspect he wore his top shirt button, buttoned up.
Enough to send any gerl into a frenzy.
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I suspect he wore his top shirt button, buttoned up.
Enough to send any gerl into a frenzy.
That or wearing brown shoes. noooo:
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He has either been
(i) Too pushy
(ii) Too slow
(iii) Too quick
(iv) Too assertive
(v) Too compliant
(vi) Is talking marriage too soon
(vii) Has made it plain that he doesn't want to be too serious
(viii) Too gay
(ix) Too masculine
(x) Wants to sleep afterwards
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More likely all of them noooo:
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P'raps he was caught with his grubby little fingers in the CAKE tin....you know, nicking the one Miss D had made for me too.
Every bloody sod wants my CAKE. sad32:
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Maybe, Miss D has worn him out.
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You lot make me larf lol:
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You lot make me larf lol:
Good! We are like having lots of BIG BRUVVERS to look after you.
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Good cos I might need you ....seems my likkle likkle brother is going to move to run a club and my other brother is moving further away to the depths of Cornwall sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Good cos I might need you ....seems my likkle likkle brother is going to move to run a club and my other brother is moving further away to the depths of Cornwall sad24: sad24: sad24:
That's the way of it with families these days I'm afraid.
On the up side it does mean some good opportunities for weekend breaks and none of the arguments you would have if you lived on top of one another.
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I know but the club is in freakin Dubai eeek:
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OK a longer holiday with guaranteed sunshine .... prolly with no booze tho'. noooo:
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Isn't the place bankrupt?
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Isn't every country ...except China ?
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OK a longer holiday with guaranteed sunshine .... prolly with no booze tho'. noooo:
I have been to Dubai booze was not a problem. razz:
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OK a longer holiday with guaranteed sunshine .... prolly with no booze tho'. noooo:
I have been to Dubai booze was not a problem. razz:
Did you go by tanker? whistle:
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Good cos I might need you ....seems my likkle likkle brother is going to move to run a club and my other brother is moving further away to the depths of Cornwall sad24: sad24: sad24:
That's the way of it with families these days I'm afraid.
On the up side it does mean some good opportunities for weekend breaks and none of the arguments you would have if you lived on top of one another.
Valid and well made point. Post / fact of the day. happy088
Have a coconut on me. +1
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Not saying
Oh go on...
(PM me the sordid details)
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I don't like coconut noooo:
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I do angel1
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I don't like coconut noooo:
Eating a nut too much like cannibalism? whistle:
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I don't like coconut noooo:
Eating a nut too much like cannibalism? whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
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I don't like coconut noooo:
That's ok, 'cus you aren't getting one off me anyway, 'cis you don't deserve one...AT ALL. cussing:
How's 'me rug' btw? cloud9:
You hang it up like I suggested? Sweet. cloud9:
(Don't you just know what piccy DS is going to post up now ey, don't you? whistle: )
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Not saying
Oh go on...
(PM me the sordid details)
Well if I'd been invited to the pool party like whistle:
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The rug has a new home next to my bed cloud9:
I only go in there when it is dark and then I shut my eyes for several hours. It is the perfick spot for it, like cloud9:
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The rug has a new home next to my bed cloud9:
I only go in there when it is dark and then I shut my eyes for several hours. It is the perfick spot for it, like cloud9:
Is it all warm and tickly on yer feet when you get up...like? lol:
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The rug has a new home next to my bed cloud9:
I only go in there when it is dark and then I shut my eyes for several hours. It is the perfick spot for it, like cloud9:
Nick, the man who put the 'rat' in 'gratitude'. noooo:
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drumroll:
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Not saying
Oh go on...
(PM me the sordid details)
Well if I'd been invited to the pool party like whistle:
But, but, but... redface:
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So is the date still on........... rubschin:
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Any updates............. rubschin:
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You are such an ol wumman lol:
No updates
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You are such an ol wumman lol:
No updates
That'll mean luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and babies then. whistle:
Only time you'll get an update is if things go tits up...so to speak, otherwise it'll be all kept secret until she marries/calfs, mark me werds, I know about these things. whistle:
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happy088
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happy088
Why, thank you. sparkle:
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You are such an ol wumman lol:
No updates
That'll mean luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and babies then. whistle:
Only time you'll get an update is if things go tits up...so to speak, otherwise it'll be all kept secret until she marries/calfs, mark me werds, I know about these things. whistle:
Not just a silly face are you. ;)
Mind you, we aren't supposed to let them know we understand how they tick that well. noooo:
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Oh yes , you lot understand wimmin happy002
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angel1
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I think a serious warning should be launched. It has recently come to light that a date with miss D may lead to suicidal tendancies/memory loss/confusion/jail time.........
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1am2211l0%2Fwarning_general_2.jpg&hash=34d7aa321449e9edef2266fcbf2cba2ae2c1d2ce) (http://postimage.org/image/1am2211l0/)
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But its worth it ;)
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Be afraid gentlmen......be very afraid..... scared2:
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Can't blame Miss D - this was self-inflicted!
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Can't blame Miss D - this was self-inflicted!
Such a gent ey? sick2:
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I should have walked him home lol:
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I should have walked him home lol:
Would that have been safer............ rubschin:
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evil:
I am a good girl angel1
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I should have walked him home lol:
You would have fallen over a brick wall with him.
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Can't blame Miss D - this was self-inflicted!
so you meant to jump? rubschin:
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I doubt it. WHen I spoke to him on the phone last night he was talking Martian noooo:
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What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????
Apparently there is another video too.... redface:
I am doing this.... noooo:
A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)
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Encore , encore happ096
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noooo:
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Oh purleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
please, please, please, please lol:
We could use it to cheer TMR up like in honour of his resurrection whistle:
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Oh purleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
please, please, please, please lol:
We could use it to cheer TMR up like in honour of his resurrection whistle:
I very much doubt if I will have any say in it.... noooo:
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I will speak to LL on the hotline angel1
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It's in the bag then cloud9:
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What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????
Apparently there is another video too.... redface:
I am doing this.... noooo:
A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)
You n Baldy on Sunday......... rubschin: (gayers)
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What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????
Apparently there is another video too.... redface:
I am doing this.... noooo:
A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)
You n Baldy on Sunday......... rubschin: (gayers)
I am not a gayer! cussing:
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If it is in her handbag she will never find it noooo:
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I just checked... It doesn't exist on youtube like.... cloud9:
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What with that and BM doing the Time Warp ...is this conclusive proof wer are being taken over ????
Apparently there is another video too.... redface:
I am doing this.... noooo:
A Chorus Line - One ( Finale) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA#noexternalembed)
You n Baldy on Sunday......... rubschin: (gayers)
I am not a gayer! cussing:
happy001 happy001 2gayers:
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I just checked... It doesn't exist on youtube like.... cloud9:
But that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Faceache messages to be sent lol:
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Banghead
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As far as I can see, nobody made the comment "what can possibly go wrong" in this thread?
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Have you answered the question posed for you yet ?....not sure it was on this thread though rubschin:
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I am confuzzled now
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Have you answered the question posed for you yet ?....not sure it was on this thread though rubschin:
Was this the "are you made for each other" question or the one about the terrible price of peaches?
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I did ask you, you ignored me sad32:
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Was it about the YOung's pub by Wandsworth COmmon station? rubschin:
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I did ask you, you ignored me sad32:
What did you ask me or is that in another thread as well?