The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on June 24, 2011, 05:25:02 AM
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No, not Paul Daniels
They have wild bird food mix, nyger seeds, fat balls (waits for it), coconut, peanuts, sunflower seeds and mealworms. Not good enough though, one blue tit decides it's training to be a woodpecker and keeps tap, tap, tapping on the window and window frame cussing:
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That's me you eejit ...I'm throwing little stones at the window . I thought the coast was clear ;)
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Are you a dwarf? I'm downstairs .... anyway, while you're down there luv eyes:
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I'm not a dwarf but I'm obviously a bit cold ;)
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...running a lovely bath , bubbles and gorgeousness cloud9: ...only to hear the bathroom door close, the lock turn and sound of the bath water being displaced by the body of The Brat Banghead
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...running a lovely bath , bubbles and gorgeousness cloud9: ...only to hear the bathroom door close, the lock turn and sound of the bath water being displaced by the body of The Brat Banghead
point:
You snooze you looze!
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Too busy on the voddy........ whistle:
anyhoo should you not be in France ......... rubschin:
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...running a lovely bath , bubbles and gorgeousness cloud9: ...only to hear the bathroom door close, the lock turn and sound of the bath water being displaced by the body of The Brat Banghead
point: point: point: point:
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Too busy on the voddy........ whistle:
anyhoo should you not be in France ......... rubschin:
Early tomorrow morning back late tomorrow night - don't miss me too much now noooo:
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Too busy on the voddy........ whistle:
anyhoo should you not be in France ......... rubschin:
Early tomorrow morning back late tomorrow night - don't miss me too much now noooo:
ooohhhh..........................prezzies........ cloud9:
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
oh noos...............you are going on ANOTHER holiday....................you must have more air-miles than Sarah Ferguson ......... whistle:
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It's not a holiday it's a day trip and I am being treated cloud9:
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It's not a holiday it's a day trip and I am being treated cloud9:
One day rehab........... rubschin:
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It's not a holiday it's a day trip and I am being treated cloud9:
One day rehab........... rubschin:
happy002
Booze Cruise prolly... whistle:
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Have a great day Miss D. cloud9:
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
Tin bath? whistle:
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
Tin bath? whistle:
Are you going to paddle it to France and take her up the Dordogne?
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
Tin bath? whistle:
Are you going to paddle it to France and take her up the Dordogne?
eeek:
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
Tin bath? whistle:
Are you going to paddle it to France and take her up the Dordogne?
Oh! I say!
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Darwin! noooo: lol:
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
Tin bath? whistle:
Are you going to paddle it to France and take her up the Dordogne?
In Siene idea.......
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Why , what are you buying me ? cloud9:
Tin bath? whistle:
Are you going to paddle it to France and take her up the Dordogne?
In Siene idea.......
Talking of little things that irritate... whistle:
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cussing:
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cussing:
I was going to say "Where is TMR?" but if the hat fits....
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I'm at Gatwick where it is currently 31 degrees :-(
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I'm at Gatwick where it is currently 31 degrees :-(
You'd be complaining if it was pizeing... ::)
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With all that humping he must have biceps like, um, Tipsy's thighs angel1
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Torrential downpours expected in 3 hours time...
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Torrential downpours expected in 3 hours time...
eveilgrin:
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With all that humping he must have biceps like, um, Tipsy's thighs angel1
OI! cussing:
Any way back on topic ... ginger nuts. eveilgrin:
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What's Nick done now Tipsy? lol:
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This isn't a little irritation.
I see that the 91 that were either killed by bomb or gunshot in Norway have already been relugated to number two on the news, and been replaced by the reporting of Amy Whinehouse's death. The papers rightly have it as the Norway story first, but that's only because they run the print around 2100 - 2200hr's
Oh, and another irritation, why do those sad f***kers gather outside her home and have an all-night vigil cussing:
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They have heard there is a vacant flat in Camden ....the housing crisis really is that tough in London lol:
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drumroll:
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This isn't a little irritation.
I see that the 91 that were either killed by bomb or gunshot in Norway have already been relugated to number two on the news, and been replaced by the reporting of Amy Whinehouse's death. The papers rightly have it as the Norway story first, but that's only because they run the print around 2100 - 2200hr's
Oh, and another irritation, why do those sad f***kers gather outside her home and have an all-night vigil cussing:
I have just been exploding on me LFC footie forum over exactly the same issue. Explode:
Bloody alchoholic abusing smack 'ed. Who actually gives a toss?
Self inflicted (probably) so zilch on the sympathy stakes.
Her 'music' was pure shite anyway...imo.
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Have you submitted your CV to the Grauniad?
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I was talking to daughter number three today who is now four months pregnant. She told me that she is having a scan on Friday to hopefully find out if it's a boy or a girl, she and hubby are having to go private for this. When I asked why don't the NHS do it, she said because the area was "ethnically diverse" (not her exact words) they don't do them as there was a high incidence of abortions is the unborn child was found to be female Explode:
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How very wise of our tinted cousins eveilgrin:
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I was talking to daughter number three today who is now four months pregnant. She told me that she is having a scan on Friday to hopefully find out if it's a boy or a girl, she and hubby are having to go private for this. When I asked why don't the NHS do it, she said because the area was "ethnically diverse" (not her exact words) they don't do them as there was a high incidence of abortions is the unborn child was found to be female Explode:
noooo: noooo:
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I got stuck at a Red traffic light today. The other lights changed twice to allow pedestrians to cross... ours stayed on Red all the while evil: evil:
I was at the head of the queue and eventually got out of the car, walked over to the light 'pole' and thumped the pedestrian button a few times.
Cue applause from those behind and guess what? The lights changed to Green! razz:
cloud9:
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happ096 happ096 happ096 happ096
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Ooooooo He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO masterful.
worthy: worthy: worthy:
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He should take Miss D in hand scared2:
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What!? eeek:
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I don't need taking in hand thank you very much !
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I got stuck at a Red traffic light today. The other lights changed twice to allow pedestrians to cross... ours stayed on Red all the while evil: evil:
I was at the head of the queue and eventually got out of the car, walked over to the light 'pole' and thumped the pedestrian button a few times.
Cue applause from those behind and guess what? The lights changed to Green! razz:
cloud9:
Coincidence whistle:
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I don't need taking in hand thank you very much !
scared: