The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2011, 05:44:53 AM
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To all you father's , step father's , carers and supporters etc
In honour of this special day I shall be being nice to you all for the next hour. It has to be time bound as I am not sure I am capable of more than this. If you are not awake yet and missed it I am sorry whistle:
So I shall make your breakfast , provide shoulder massages, go get the papers from the shop, ensure you are not disturbed and tune the radio to your favourite station.
Enjoy
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Oooh, me first, me first. Full Englsh please, I don't need the papers so can I have a longer massage instead whistle:
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Ok you can have head , neck and shoulder massage . I presume you will want this before the brekky so that you can have a little doze after . Eggs - fried, scrambled, poached ? ;D
And I'm sorry but I can't stand black pudding sick2:
So how's about, bacon ( crispy) , sausages, grilled fresh tomatoes, fried button mushrooms, eggs ( cooked to order), toast or fried bread ( your choice) , would you like beans with that as well, any hash browns ???
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I have just seen Google has the most uninspiring and boring design in place for today. How very lazy noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Ok you can have head , neck and shoulder massage . I presume you will want this before the brekky so that you can have a little doze after . Eggs - fried, scrambled, poached ? ;D
And I'm sorry but I can't stand black pudding sick2:
So how's about, bacon ( crispy) , sausages, grilled fresh tomatoes, fried button mushrooms, eggs ( cooked to order), toast or fried bread ( your choice) , would you like beans with that as well, any hash browns ???
Ferti ..... nah ;)
And after reading that, I'm bloody starving Drool:
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Let us all join in wishing Hallmark every success and hope that they enjoy the additional profit this nonsense brings them evil:
I have been informed that today we are all going out to lunch to celebrate my "Special Day" ...... and guess who is paying? surrender:
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To all you father's , step father's , carers and supporters etc
In honour of this special day I shall be being nice to you all for the next hour. It has to be time bound as I am not sure I am capable of more than this. If you are not awake yet and missed it I am sorry whistle:
So I shall make your breakfast , provide shoulder massages, go get the papers from the shop, ensure you are not disturbed and tune the radio to your favourite station.
Enjoy
Phew. Just got here in time.
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Indeed ..well done you lol: So what can I get for you ?
Snoopy is not in the mood noooo:
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Oh I am always up for a nice brekky it's just that Father's day seems to me to be a waste of time, effort and money (all usually mine)
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When was the last time I offered to be nice to anybody eh ? noooo:
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Oh ~ well since you ask rubschin:
I thought nice was your default mode angel1
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Indeed ..well done you lol: So what can I get for you ?
Snoopy is not in the mood noooo:
Anything that is on offer......can I also have Snoopy's share?
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Oh ~ well since you ask rubschin:
I thought nice was your default mode angel1
Snoops has now adopted the recovery position ....thing is the window of opportunity has been closed. Do I make an exception ??? rubschin:
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Anything that is on offer......can I also have Snoopy's share?
Course you can hun ....there is plenty to go round. lol:
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nicole et papa 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswNEECWst0#)
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I missed it! sad24:
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You snooze , you lose.
Anyway Baldy & JOM are requiring all my attention whistle:
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You snooze , you lose.
Anyway Baldy & JOM are requiring all my attention whistle:
But, but, but... I was here first like! cussing:
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cussing:
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I have looked after the early birds. I have been to the gym. I have run 10k. I am home again and it is just after 10 o clock. Phew surrender:
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I have looked after the early birds. I have been to the gym. I have run 10k. I am home again and it is just after 10 o clock. Phew surrender:
Virtue has its own reward angel1
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I will be asleep by 10.30 lol:
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When was the last time I offered to be nice to anybody eh ? noooo:
Not sure of the exact date, but I recall Mrs Thatcher referred to it at PMs questions.
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Damn. Missed it. Any spare going for hard-working "perosnal-effects-transportation-agents" ?
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Of course an exception can be made for you after your acts of good deeds cloud9:
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That Google doodle is pi$$ poor; perhaps it's irony? rubschin:
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Looks more like Googie.
It appears I missed out on Miss D's treats this morning. sad24:
Teach me to have lie in.
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I have looked after the early birds. I have been to the gym. I have run 10k. I am home again and it is just after 10 o clock. Phew surrender:
Can't you find a gym closer than 5km away rubschin:
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drumroll:
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That Google doodle is pi$$ poor; perhaps it's irony? rubschin:
I'm convinced it is a cynical comment on the whole fiasco.
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I have a card and chocs from The Boy, but I suspect the chocs are recycled rubschin:
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I have a card and chocs from The Boy, but I suspect the chocs are recycled rubschin:
EEEwwwwww! sick2:
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It's the thought that counts.
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I have just returned home. As Miss D did the morning shift as it were, I shall do the afternoon
shit shift.
Tea, cake, ciggie rolling, slipper fetching and foot massage to send you into afternoon doze mode following the splendid lunch accompanied by a suitable wine that you have all no doubt indulged in. ;D
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Watching Operation Crossbow cloud9:
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I have just returned home. As Miss D did the morning shift as it were, I shall do the afternoon shit shift.
Tea, cake, ciggie rolling, slipper fetching and foot massage to send you into afternoon doze mode following the splendid lunch accompanied by a suitable wine that you have all no doubt indulged in. ;D
If you could just get the spuds and carrots prep'd, make sure the wine's nice and chilled ... oh and hull the strawberries cloud9:
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You are a pseudo father so you don't count but as you are one of the good guys I have hulled the strawberries and it id clotted cream.