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Title: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 06:09:24 AM
He left here at 0630 yesterday morning and not been seen since .............

Being a Grandpa must have worn him out.
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 06:13:27 AM
Is he locked in the minema watching childrens TV on a loop ?  scared2:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 06:15:34 AM
I didn't notice to be honest. But I noticed the ashtrays are quite full and the floor could do with being hoovered















STOP PRESS - He's in A & E, apparently he misunderstood what the Dyson ball cleaner was for  redface:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 06:16:42 AM
He'll be enveloped in a cloud of baby talc and nappies no doubt.  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 06:17:23 AM
I didn't notice to be honest. But I noticed the ashtrays are quite full and the floor could do with being hoovered















STOP PRESS - He's in A & E, apparently he misunderstood what the Dyson ball cleaner was for  redface:

<snigger>
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 06:19:55 AM
Or prolly out trying to  buy a new washing machine  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 06:25:40 AM
Or prolly out trying to  uy a new washing machine  whistle:

It's all right to use the 'B' word you know.  ;)
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 06:27:05 AM
 lol:

I'm such a polite girl tho  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 06:34:26 AM
ollocks!  lol:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 06:36:49 AM
Ackchooly it's the (p) ay word that drives BM undercover
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 06:38:53 AM
Do you think baby has pulled out his t'internet connection ...wires are always such fun to play with  lol:

Maybe he has slipped and fallen on cat sick / shit and has concussion / amnesia and call no longer remember his VP identity  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 06:44:26 AM
Ah well ~ I've changed the barrels, done the bottling up and put last night's takings into the secret place. Just got the bogs to clean and all is ready for another day so we'd better let the poor old chap have a lie-in.
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 07:35:16 AM
Just received a text from BM ...NO Internet it says. He is a man of so many words  lol:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2011, 07:36:36 AM
How did he know we were talking about him.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 07:47:13 AM
He always thinks we're talking about him  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 08:00:39 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 08:21:16 AM
Just received a text from BM ...NO Internet it says. He is a man of so many words  lol:

Plausible ...... We haven't seen APC since his last post June 16, 2011, 03:50:43 PM

Nor Baldy since Yesterday at 06:53:24 AM

Maybe Cyprus is cut off from the rest of the world.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2011, 08:26:57 AM
The Smug Club has been disarmed  cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 09:27:45 AM
The cables have melted in all that sun and heat  point:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 09:29:46 AM
We shouldn't laugh  happy002
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2011, 12:05:00 PM
I didn't notice to be honest. But I noticed the ashtrays are quite full and the floor could do with being hoovered















STOP PRESS - He's in A & E, apparently he misunderstood what the Dyson ball cleaner was for  redface:

 lol: lol:

As for not laughing oh we should we really should. happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2011, 03:06:11 PM
The Smug Club has been disarmed  cloud9:

Nopes, just been out the last few days werking like.  noooo:

Mine is now cocked and ready for a go.  lol:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2011, 03:37:00 PM
The smuggers are back ........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
BM Lives!  razz:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 03:48:08 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".

 evil:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 03:54:35 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".

 evil:

Got 27 posts devoted to it though  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 04:04:40 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".

 evil:

Got 27 posts devoted to it though  whistle:

28 now....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 04:06:00 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".

 evil:

Got 27 posts devoted to it though  whistle:

28 now....  rubschin:

Clearly something to ponder for the future.  ;)
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".

 evil:

Got 27 posts devoted to it though  whistle:

28 now....  rubschin:

Clearly something to ponder for the future.  ;)

Disappearing more often like... or not posting at all...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 04:32:12 PM
You missed me!  sad24:

Intermong has been FUBAR... it is amazing how much you miss it when it is gone...  noooo:


Not so much "missed" as "noticed not to be present".

 evil:

Got 27 posts devoted to it though  whistle:

28 now....  rubschin:

Clearly something to ponder for the future.  ;)

Disappearing more often like... or not posting at all...?  rubschin:


Disappearing frequently would soon lose its appeal.
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
Has he gone again ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
Yup!
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
No I bleddy haven't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2011, 05:08:53 PM
You are ruining my bingo card ............. cussing:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 06:48:06 PM
You are ruining my bingo card ............. cussing:

I am not a number... I am a man like....  cussing:
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gubber.
Title: Re: Anyone seen BM?
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 06:51:03 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gubber.

Gubbing is not in my nature...  angel1