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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 12:25:34 PM
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SWWLTBO has just texted to say that the "Prom" dress for the THW's graduation has been bought ~ I suggested they should hire one as it is for one night only but they have bought one instead. 2 fvcking hundred fvcking quid!
Snoopysick:
I FECKING KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THEM!!!!!!
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shocked003
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That is nothing to my reaction! cussing:
She'll never wear it again ..... she'll either have lost weight or put it on before she gets another opportunity ... which is why I said HIRE!
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Keep the receipt ........get it dry cleaned and return it..........
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Bread and water for us for the next month censored:
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Oh! Another text hits my mobile "We are lunching in Pizza Hut. Get you and the boys a sandwich" Angry9:
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Lucky Growler isn't here... it would be the rug all over again... noooo:
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I thought that! lol:
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£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend £50 -100 on a 'normal ' dress.
But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like whistle:
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£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend £50 -100 on a 'normal ' dress.
But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like whistle:
New shoes, undies etc were purchased in France not two weeks ago razz:
The only accessory that she ever carries in her bloody iPhone! evil:
Accessories are for "Old People" ~ haven't you been told that yet?
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£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend £50 -100 on a 'normal ' dress.
But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like whistle:
New shoes, undies etc were purchased in France not two weeks ago razz:
The only accessory that she ever carries in her bloody iPhone! evil:
Accessories are for "Old People" ~ haven't you been told that yet?
She carries undies and shoes IN her phone ....... eeek:
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£200 squid is not an uncommon price for such dresses , when you think you'd prolly spend £50 -100 on a 'normal ' dress.
But I fear your day may not be over....she will have to have new shoes and accessories and you can't wear a new dress without new undies. It's all written in the roolz like whistle:
New shoes, undies etc were purchased in France not two weeks ago razz:
The only accessory that she ever carries in her bloody iPhone! evil:
Accessories are for "Old People" ~ haven't you been told that yet?
She carries undies and shoes IN her phone ....... eeek:
IS her phone you dolt!
But I expect that she will come home carrying undies and shoes. ::)
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But you can't possibly buy new shoes before buying the dress. That is soooooooooooooooooo against the natural order of things . The only exception is if you are going to wear black !
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Prom noooo: ANother stupid American import Banghead
They have already ruined halloween cussing:
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Have you booked a limo yet.......... whistle:
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Corsage whistle:
Proper orchid only like whistle:
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Photographer ...........need some nice pics like ..........Maybe Miss C could help .. rubschin:
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And he was moaning about £200 happy001
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Here Snoops, take a couple of these. They always make me feel betterer ;)
Buggerybollox! cussing:
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But you can't possibly buy new shoes before buying the dress. That is soooooooooooooooooo against the natural order of things . The only exception is if you are going to wear black !
So little of the shoes it makes no difference, they are just about two straps in Ivory and a sole 'n' heel!
Dress is Red ..... No decent gerl would wear red shoes even if you could match it!!!
Prom noooo: ANother stupid American import Banghead
They have already ruined halloween cussing:
Agreed!
Have you booked a limo yet.......... whistle:
She is sharing with two others.
Corsage whistle:
Proper orchid only like whistle:
That is the responsibility of her "Escort" (and I'm not talking a fvcking Ford)
Photographer ...........need some nice pics like ..........Maybe Miss C could help .. rubschin:
I have just given Mr C a complete darkroom's worth of equipment ... why would I have that spare if we can't take decent pictures? We used to run a pub and do outside catering including organising weddings. SWWLTBO took the pictures whilst I served the champagne ::)
Pictures inside the event from which teaching staff and parents are banned has been arranged by the Head Boy & Head Girl who are the organisers
And he was moaning about £200 happy001
If you lived on disability benefits etc so would you .... we are not talking London sized salaries nor London prices oop here you know.
Here Snoops, take a couple of these. They always make me feel betterer ;)
Buggerybollox! cussing:
Thank you ~ only the second helpful comment.
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SWWLTBO has just texted to say that the "Prom" dress for the THW's graduation has been bought ~ I suggested they should hire one as it is for one night only but they have bought one instead. 2 fvcking hundred fvcking quid!
Snoopysick:
I FECKING KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THEM!!!!!!
I feel your pain Snoops. happy100 This whole thing used to drive me bonkers. When my son left school, afterall that is what they are doing I bought him a DJ from a local charity shop. He threw up all over it on the way home. Following morning he got to deep clean the car. The jacket hung outside quietly mouldering waiting to be cleaned until I threw it away. The girls were no a problem the village in which we lived had excellent charity shops a hire shop and a posh/designer second hand shop. can't imagine trying to kit them out in the charity shops up here. noooo:
Uni graduation IMO is a different matter. Daughter number 1 bless her wore a trouser suit that she already owned for work. Daughter number 2 was told (by me I hasten to add) that I would buy either her ball dress or her graduation outfit. Her stepmother buying whichever I didn't. Stepmother goes by the name of Virginia Vagina is a magistrate, is prone to bursting into tears if the girls go out for the evening whilst staying there, in short skirts, very overweight, very controlling. Should be a Guide leader and probably is , won't let the girls father have Sky as he would watch cricket and motor racing. Is on every committee going looks like Miranda Hart only heavier wears twin sets pearls and brogues. whacky115
Daughter very quickly decided that I would buy the party dress, it is halter-necked and whilst she is a bit overweight, she has a great cleavage, short, she has great legs, she's 5'9" and very bright.
Vagina is purchasing her (no choice allowed) this...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fd4bwkm6c%2Fdress.jpg&hash=786df29cd2e7ad0e7bc70ec1c8128bd9f104021b) (http://postimage.org/image/d4bwkm6c/)
Miranda hart looks like this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fd5cae91g%2FMiranda_Hart_016098.jpg&hash=b27a165efe7667eb31c89a5e1a8ebee08b5fd819) (http://www.postimage.org/)
The meal that we will all be attending afterwards should be good. confused:
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Oi Snoops ....I wear red shoes you cheeky beggar cussing:
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eyes:
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noooo:
They are shoes , they are red . It means nowt evil:
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With matching underwear?
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noooo:
They are shoes , they are red . It means nowt evil:
So innocent happy001
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angel1 angel1 angel1
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
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noooo:
They are shoes , they are red . It means nowt evil:
Black patent is betterer...one can then look up your dress in the reflection...
rubschin: I did that once and I thought the shoe was cracked...turned out she had no knickers on... redface:
'Oh Pirate' noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I have black patent heels too rubschin:
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I have black patent heels too rubschin:
shutup:
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"Red shoes ~ No drawers" as mother always used to say. whistle:
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"Red shoes ~ No drawers" as mother always used to say. whistle:
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Wot he said.
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maybe , maybe not Shrugs: