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Title: Bloody kids
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 08:08:19 PM

My DIL is due to have her third baby any day now.  It was due yesterday.

She and my son have split up.

They have two other children 4 and 2.

DIL has an infection which means that she needs to be on intravenouses penicillin early in labour so that it is not transferred to baby.

DIL plan is to drive to the hospital whilst in labour.

I offer to pay for a taxi.

Reply.  'Don't worry about me Miss C'.

I am not you stupid bint.  I am worried about my grandchildren being bought up motherless, you killing my grandchild or damaging it in some way in a car crash and you killing maiming others whilst you are driving uninsured. Banghead Banghead Banghead Explode:

I will go and take a few deep breaths then phone the poor love.

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2011, 08:09:25 PM

So you may vanish mid lunch then?

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 08:25:03 PM

Ohh noes I will be there for the long haul. angel1

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2011, 08:34:20 PM

You're after your "just desserts" then.

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 09:30:19 PM

 ;D Oh yes Uncle.

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2011, 06:33:15 AM

 eyes:
Memo to self ~ go easy on the aftershave.

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2011, 10:13:39 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on June 09, 2011, 06:33:15 AM

eyes:
Memo to self ~ go easy on the aftershave.

I've heard it can make the old tackle sting quite a bit.  ;)

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2011, 08:56:14 AM

Not surprisingly I suppose DIL told me in no uncertain terms where to go following my concerns over her driving to the hospital.

Granddaughter number 2 arrived yesterday after a 50 minute labour by all accounts.  Just as well she didn't drive to hospital. noooo:

I am now trying to decide if I should send flowers and what to put in the card.  The phrase 'grow up you grandstanding bint' seems inappropriate. redface:

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2011, 10:04:25 AM

Quote from: Miss Creant on June 15, 2011, 08:56:14 AM

Not surprisingly I suppose DIL told me in no uncertain terms where to go following my concerns over her driving to the hospital.

Granddaughter number 2 arrived yesterday after a 50 minute labour by all accounts.  Just as well she didn't drive to hospital. noooo:

I am now trying to decide if I should send flowers and what to put in the card.  The phrase 'grow up you grandstanding bint' seems inappropriate. redface:

I am sure you will remain the epitome of tact and discretion.  angel1

You can sort her out properly later on. . .

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2011, 10:17:29 AM

A babby  cloud9:

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2011, 12:26:41 PM

Congratters old thing.

Suggest you send a card (they don't allow flowers in Hospitals these days) saying

"One born every minute ~ no big deal then"

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Just One More on June 15, 2011, 04:52:20 PM

Congratulations Miss C

She should think herself lucky she has people around her wanting to lighten the load.

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:53:37 PM

Quote from: Just One More on June 15, 2011, 04:52:20 PM

Congratulations Miss C

She should think herself lucky she has people around her wanting to lighten the load.

Thats how she got herself in that situation ......... whistle:

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2011, 05:29:55 PM

 eeek:

 lol:

 drumroll:

Title: Re: Bloody kids
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2011, 05:54:00 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:53:37 PM

Quote from: Just One More on June 15, 2011, 04:52:20 PM

Congratulations Miss C

She should think herself lucky she has people around her wanting to lighten the load.

Thats how she got herself in that situation ......... whistle:

happy002