The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 05, 2011, 08:53:00 PM
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So svelte. So slim. SO witty. So pretty. And she is out among them turks noooo:
Poor men noooo:
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So svelte. So slim. SO witty. So pretty. And she is out among them turks noooo:
Poor men noooo:
They will be delighted. redface:
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So svelte. So slim. SO witty. So pretty. And she is out among them turks noooo:
Poor men noooo:
They will be delighted. redface:
drumroll: noooo:
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It is awfully quiet without her chatter and gossip noooo:
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Peaceful innit cloud9:
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without?
Yes, she is often the centre of attraction, especially to the more "buccaneering" types among us. rubschin:
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
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Am I bad? angel1
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Great idea!
Remember to bow as you hand it to her. "Yer bag M'Lady" lol:
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Great idea!
Remember to bow as you hand it to her. "Yer bag M'Lady" lol:
Waaaaaaaay ahead of you there ;D I might also present packets of Diocalm and Alka Seltzer, just in case like 8) Would a "Clearblue" be going too far? whistle:
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Great idea!
Remember to bow as you hand it to her. "Yer bag M'Lady" lol:
Waaaaaaaay ahead of you there ;D I might also present packets of Diocalm and Alka Seltzer, just in case like 8) Would a "Clearblue" be going too far? whistle:
Too far for sure.
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An alert to the paparrazzi could be entertaining whistle:
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem... noooo:
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Tis true... when we met up in the pub I put a beer mat on his little bald head and rested my glass on it...
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem... noooo:
That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem... noooo:
That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it
eeek:
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem... noooo:
That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it
happy001
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
He's only tiny... he could fit through the flappy thing with no problem... noooo:
That's no way to talk about Miss D. Just cos she's not here doesn't mean she won't read it
My immediate thought on reading it! 8)
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
Cuddly toy?
Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.
The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
Cuddly toy?
Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.
The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."
That's crossed my mind too eveilgrin:
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
Cuddly toy?
Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.
The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."
That's crossed my mind too eveilgrin:
You'd look very official in your safety boots, high viz jacket and stretched up to your full 4 feet 2 inches... ::)
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
Cuddly toy?
Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.
The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."
That's crossed my mind too eveilgrin:
You'd look very official in your safety boots, high viz jacket and stretched up to your full 4 feet 2 inches... ::)
happy002 happy002 happy002
Wankah:
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Well...Miss D lands back at Gatwick at 00:30 on Saturday morning and I'm working then. I will try to ensure I am "doing" her plane and make sure her bag is the first on the belt ;D
Or to really embarrass her I might take it personally and hand it to her in front of her friends 8)
Will you emerge from behind the screens sat on the belt with it lol:
Cuddly toy?
Anyway, sounds like a great wheeze.
The alternative would be: "Is this you bag madam? Would you come with me please..."
That's crossed my mind too eveilgrin:
You'd look very official in your safety boots, high viz jacket and stretched up to your full 4 feet 2 inches... ::)
happy002 happy002 happy002
Wankah:
;D
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Since she has been away, the post count must have dropped by 40%
Why could that be?
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Since she has been away, the post count must have dropped by 40%
Why could that be?
Pirate is fishing elsewhere...? whistle:
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Since she has been away, the post count must have dropped by 40%
Why could that be?
Pirate is fishing elsewhere...? whistle:
**Snigger**
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Finger:
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This month:
2011-06-01 150
2011-06-02 208
2011-06-03 111
2011-06-04 118
2011-06-05 169
2011-06-06 152
2011-06-07 154
2011-06-08 265
2011-06-09 107
Same period last year:
2010-06-01 233
2010-06-02 163
2010-06-03 231
2010-06-04 155
2010-06-05 127
2010-06-06 159
2010-06-07 220
2010-06-08 357
2010-06-09 203
7.67% down
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sleep017
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Grumpy! nonono:
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This month:
2011-06-01 150
2011-06-02 208
2011-06-03 111
2011-06-04 118
2011-06-05 169
2011-06-06 152
2011-06-07 154
2011-06-08 265
2011-06-09 107
Same period last year:
2010-06-01 233
2010-06-02 163
2010-06-03 231
2010-06-04 155
2010-06-05 127
2010-06-06 159
2010-06-07 220
2010-06-08 357
2010-06-09 203
7.67% down
Was that in the Growler age? That would have pushed the numbers up back then.
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Not my fault then...Yarooooh...
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Grumpy! nonono:
What am I supposed to have done now? surrender:
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7 and 1/2 until she lands..assuming no delays...
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7 and 1/2 until she lands..assuming no delays...
Assuming she gets on the plane ........ rubschin:
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Good point. Well made!
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I wonder if her luggage will be ok whistle:
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The plane should be renamed VP One ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDafXPqcQgw
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I bet there will be a few stories Popcorn:
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I wonder if her luggage will be ok whistle:
I expect full of pressies for us all......... cloud9:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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I am at Gatwick....plane arrived on time, baggage received in record time - I hear they have some marvelous new staff 8)
Long bloody delays in passport control tho ...even with my new scannery passport
thingy !
And now waiting for train so am idling my time away on here ...and here is this lovely thread cloud9:
I have many things to tell you all. But first I need sleep, a serious detox and some more sleep
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Seriously - it was my job :-) I was team leader! I did wander into baggage reclaim for a peek too! Npw I'm going home.
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I was looking around for you too .....was a bit busy though. Thought it would be quieter at that time of night noooo:
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I didn't hang around for too long as it meant leaving my other two to unload the bags - a bit unfair as there were 134 bags on that flight and we'd just finished doing a Sharm-el-Sheikh which had 167. The poor boys were knackered! It's always that busy at that time - Easyjet alone had 16 flights landing between midnight and 01.35.
When I was in baggage reclaim, the passengers were still coming through - so yet again we got the bags there before the passengers. As I unloaded the entire plane (the other 2 stacked the lorry) I did look for a pink and black bag in the name of "Miss D" but couldn't find it. The closest was a pink and black in the name of "Mrs Dawson". Anyhoo...I'm home now and enjoying a well earned beer :-)
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Yay! Good to have you back Miss D! cloud9:
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I didn't hang around for too long as it meant leaving my other two to unload the bags - a bit unfair as there were 134 bags on that flight
Ooh, a sweepstake,. How many were Miss D's?
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I have many things to tell you all. But first I need sleep, a serious detox and some more sleep
FAIL!
Miss Demeanor 06:31:49 AM Viewing the topic The dog man cometh....
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Not sure that was me.....but I am completely knackered ..it is half eight or half ten . I am not waking up with a hangover for the first time in 7 days. The sun is not shining brightly into my room . It's all a bit weird noooo:
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I woz winning at Zuma & Bejewelled Blitz for a while.... Party001:
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Because I wasn't here ....shall I leave again lol: