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Title: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 05:20:04 AM

After your subtle and gentle reminders I have remembered that tis your burfday.

I'm sure Baldy and APC will be round later with presents a plenty , LL has bought you a new washing machine I hear and Lidl's are sending you some complimentary collapso  lol:

Have a great day

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 05:29:18 AM
I thought you'd all forgotten like...  sad24:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 05:35:32 AM
Snoopy sent texts to remind us all  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
Have a good day old 'un
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 01, 2011, 05:58:33 AM
Happy BD BM! 

I've got you a new bucket.


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Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 06:03:51 AM
Happy Birthday BM. Hope the card and turnip vouchers arrived safely.  ;D

May your bucket ever shine
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 06:11:23 AM
Happy Birthday BM. Hope the card and turnip vouchers arrived safely.  ;D

May your bucket ever shine

I think you mixed-up... I had a truck load of slurry delivered this morning!  cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 06:23:23 AM
Happy Birthday BM. Hope the card and turnip vouchers arrived safely.  ;D

May your bucket ever shine

I think you mixed-up... I had a truck load of slurry delivered this morning!  cussing:

Oops, administartive error.  redface:

You won't be charged for the slurry of course.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 07:06:09 AM
Happy birthday to you BM.

Hope the rellies behave that you shoot only those you want and that you have a good day.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Pastis on June 01, 2011, 07:47:44 AM
Happy Burpday BM  8)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 07:52:14 AM
Free bar all day  Drinkin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2011, 10:20:00 AM
Have a good one ..........will have a couple of beers for you .. ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 01, 2011, 12:05:27 PM
Happy Birthday BM.   8)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2011, 12:12:42 PM
Think he must be locked in the minima ....... rubschin:     dodgy handle ... noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 12:23:05 PM
We could throw a surprise party for him, the surprise being that there isn't one and when he eventually gets out of the minima we ignore him. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 12:33:00 PM
We could throw a surprise party for him, the surprise being that there isn't one and when he eventually gets out of the minima we ignore him. eveilgrin:
point: point:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 12:37:43 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 12:38:21 PM
BM has been very quiet today. I wonder where he is.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 12:39:47 PM
Don't start that again!  cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 12:40:27 PM
He must still be out celebrating like. Praps he will be in later.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 12:41:15 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 12:44:07 PM
Well, in his absence we could rummage through his draws. Steal his identity like if only he had one. spider:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 12:44:45 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 12:46:41 PM
Well, in his absence we could rummage through his draws. Steal his identity like if only he had one. spider:
All empty  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 01:01:45 PM
Well, in his absence we could rummage through his draws. Steal his identity like if only he had one. spider:
All empty  noooo:
And full of holes, like the bucket.

I hope he turns up soon or we will have to eat his cake without him.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 01, 2011, 01:33:50 PM
Happy birthday BM  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 01:34:49 PM
Miss D has scoffed his cake  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 01:44:51 PM
[sulks]
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 01:50:36 PM
Miss D has scoffed his cake  noooo:

he wouldn't have liked it anyway ...it was toooooooooo chocolatey  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 01:54:17 PM
Miss D has scoffed his cake  noooo:

he wouldn't have liked it anyway ...it was toooooooooo chocolatey  whistle:

Was it a chocolate cheesecake... I fecking hate cheesecake...  noooo:

I note there is a cheesecake and candles hidden in the fridge...  ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 01:56:49 PM
I like cheesecake .....you are Abby Normal  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 03:12:00 PM
Miss D has scoffed his cake  noooo:

he wouldn't have liked it anyway ...it was toooooooooo chocolatey  whistle:

Was it a chocolate cheesecake... I fecking hate cheesecake...  noooo:

I note there is a cheesecake and candles hidden in the fridge...  ::)

 happy100

Apart from that, have you had a good day?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2011, 03:16:50 PM
I was wondering why I couldnt find any candles in town the other day, they've all been shipped to cyprus.  whistle:



Happy birthday BM.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 03:18:19 PM
I wonder what LL will give him as a present  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:










































 noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Baldy on June 01, 2011, 04:09:10 PM
Happy burfday, Me n apc are on our way like. Cools the beers please.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: beerhead on June 01, 2011, 05:05:27 PM
Happy Birthday. I will raise a glass of collapso to you tonight !
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Pirate on June 01, 2011, 07:01:52 PM
Bloody Hell...where did the last year go?

Oh...Happy B'Day,like...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 07:34:05 PM
Is there any party food left ? 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Pirate on June 01, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
Nah...APC dropped most of it and the rest was sale or return from Tesco...Now in a skip at the back...

Oh...there are some salmon vol-au-vent's, marmite soldiers and some mini magnums left...oh wait...I just had the last two magnums...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
What can I eat then ???   lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Pirate on June 01, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
 shutup:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2011, 10:16:52 PM
I guess BM left money behind the bar ..........so I'll have a double .......... whistle:

Birthday treat n all that stuff........
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 04:10:49 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: barmisspah? on June 02, 2011, 12:14:40 PM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 02:01:29 PM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: barmisspah? on June 02, 2011, 03:33:48 PM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)

That bad huh
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 03:37:01 PM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)

That bad huh

Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2011, 03:59:59 PM
Coals to Newcastle   whistle:

or, to tie in with that vid in the Comedy Room ...

Cole's to Newcastle  razz:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 04:09:10 PM
Coals to Newcastle   whistle:

or, to tie in with that vid in the Comedy Room ...

Cole's to Newcastle  razz:

 drumroll:  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2011, 10:28:39 PM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)

That bad huh

Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present...  cloud9:

You got my present then.......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 08:39:44 AM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)

That bad huh

Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present...  cloud9:

You got my present then.......... cloud9:

 ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 03, 2011, 08:56:18 AM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)

That bad huh

Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present...  cloud9:

You got my present then.......... cloud9:

Mine to by the sounds of it I sent a case of Bolly. cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 09:50:09 AM
Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx

Oh it was wonderful...  ::)

That bad huh

Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present...  cloud9:

You got my present then.......... cloud9:

Mine to by the sounds of it I sent a case of Bolly. cloud9:

An empty Bolly case you mean...?  evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
Just getting it nice and ready like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 19, 2012, 07:20:35 PM
I'll bring you a birthday present, like...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 19, 2012, 07:24:00 PM
Hope we got enough in the collection to get the present JOM was on about getting.  Hope he hasn't given the show away by ordering through the linky thing on here.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
http://www.wigshow.co.uk/mens-kids-wigs/mens-wigs.html (http://www.wigshow.co.uk/mens-kids-wigs/mens-wigs.html)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 19, 2012, 07:29:11 PM
I think the one Paul Weller has on here would suit BM better.  ;D

Paul Weller-From The Floorboards Up(Jools Holland) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU#)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 07:37:42 PM
I'll bring you a birthday present, like...

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 07:38:25 PM
I think the one Paul Weller has on here would suit BM better.  ;D

Paul Weller-From The Floorboards Up(Jools Holland) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU#)

 evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 19, 2012, 08:44:43 PM

I thought this one

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And this one for the weekends





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Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2012, 08:49:07 PM
He'd look like a gerl  happy001
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2012, 09:25:32 PM
He'd look like a drag queen  happy001

 whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2012, 03:51:54 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2012, 07:07:48 AM
Oh dear .......canvassing for birthday presents is definitely not the done thing  nonono:

I shall  have to see what unwanted presents I have that I can 'regift'  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2012, 07:34:40 AM
I seem to recall that Pastis gave you a charming pair of leg warmers a while ago Miss D, BM could wear them for that dance routine he does, you remember the one or do I need to retrieve it from where ever it is?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2012, 08:42:11 AM
This is as bad as Wenchy's Christmas /Wedding build up.  evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2012, 10:07:45 AM
Any gifts gratefully accepted....  sad24:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 20, 2012, 11:46:13 AM
Any gifts gratefully accepted....  sad24:

I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Pastis on May 20, 2012, 12:12:34 PM
I seem to recall that Pastis gave you a charming pair of leg warmers a while ago Miss D, BM could wear them for that dance routine he does, you remember the one or do I need to retrieve it from where ever it is?

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2012, 01:31:34 PM
Any gifts gratefully accepted....  sad24:

I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.

Perrier?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2012, 03:45:56 PM
Any gifts gratefully accepted....  sad24:

I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.

Perrier?

Xavier?

Thank you Pastis for confirming that my memory is not as bad as I thought that it was.....  Who am I, where am I and can I go home yet?
 




Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2012, 08:20:36 PM
Any gifts gratefully accepted....  sad24:

I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2012, 07:18:58 AM
Any gifts gratefully accepted....  sad24:

I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.

Perrier?

Domestos probably
Title: Re: Happy Birthday BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2012, 08:15:03 AM
 :thumbsup:  He'll appreciate that they don't stock it in Aldi at long last he will have a 'Label' in his home.