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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 05:20:04 AM
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After your subtle and gentle reminders I have remembered that tis your burfday.
I'm sure Baldy and APC will be round later with presents a plenty , LL has bought you a new washing machine I hear and Lidl's are sending you some complimentary collapso lol:
Have a great day
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I thought you'd all forgotten like... sad24:
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Snoopy sent texts to remind us all whistle:
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Have a good day old 'un
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Happy BD BM!
I've got you a new bucket.
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Happy Birthday BM. Hope the card and turnip vouchers arrived safely. ;D
May your bucket ever shine
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Happy Birthday BM. Hope the card and turnip vouchers arrived safely. ;D
May your bucket ever shine
I think you mixed-up... I had a truck load of slurry delivered this morning! cussing:
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Happy Birthday BM. Hope the card and turnip vouchers arrived safely. ;D
May your bucket ever shine
I think you mixed-up... I had a truck load of slurry delivered this morning! cussing:
Oops, administartive error. redface:
You won't be charged for the slurry of course.
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Happy birthday to you BM.
Hope the rellies behave that you shoot only those you want and that you have a good day.
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Happy Burpday BM 8)
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Free bar all day Drinkin:
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Have a good one ..........will have a couple of beers for you .. ;D
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Happy Birthday BM. 8)
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Think he must be locked in the minima ....... rubschin: dodgy handle ... noooo:
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We could throw a surprise party for him, the surprise being that there isn't one and when he eventually gets out of the minima we ignore him. eveilgrin:
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We could throw a surprise party for him, the surprise being that there isn't one and when he eventually gets out of the minima we ignore him. eveilgrin:
point: point:
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evil:
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BM has been very quiet today. I wonder where he is.
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Don't start that again! cussing:
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He must still be out celebrating like. Praps he will be in later.
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Banghead
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Well, in his absence we could rummage through his draws. Steal his identity like if only he had one. spider:
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I ignore you... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad052.gif&hash=9c1a6326d984c7996f0f9996fa1a0d33cbb3a61a) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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Well, in his absence we could rummage through his draws. Steal his identity like if only he had one. spider:
All empty noooo:
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Well, in his absence we could rummage through his draws. Steal his identity like if only he had one. spider:
All empty noooo:
And full of holes, like the bucket.
I hope he turns up soon or we will have to eat his cake without him.
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Happy birthday BM eastdrink048
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Miss D has scoffed his cake noooo:
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[sulks]
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Miss D has scoffed his cake noooo:
he wouldn't have liked it anyway ...it was toooooooooo chocolatey whistle:
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Miss D has scoffed his cake noooo:
he wouldn't have liked it anyway ...it was toooooooooo chocolatey whistle:
Was it a chocolate cheesecake... I fecking hate cheesecake... noooo:
I note there is a cheesecake and candles hidden in the fridge... ::)
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I like cheesecake .....you are Abby Normal noooo:
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Miss D has scoffed his cake noooo:
he wouldn't have liked it anyway ...it was toooooooooo chocolatey whistle:
Was it a chocolate cheesecake... I fecking hate cheesecake... noooo:
I note there is a cheesecake and candles hidden in the fridge... ::)
happy100
Apart from that, have you had a good day?
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I was wondering why I couldnt find any candles in town the other day, they've all been shipped to cyprus. whistle:
Happy birthday BM.
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I wonder what LL will give him as a present eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
noooo:
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Happy burfday, Me n apc are on our way like. Cools the beers please.
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Happy Birthday. I will raise a glass of collapso to you tonight !
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Bloody Hell...where did the last year go?
Oh...Happy B'Day,like...
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Is there any party food left ?
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Nah...APC dropped most of it and the rest was sale or return from Tesco...Now in a skip at the back...
Oh...there are some salmon vol-au-vent's, marmite soldiers and some mini magnums left...oh wait...I just had the last two magnums...
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What can I eat then ??? lol:
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shutup:
Popcorn:
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I guess BM left money behind the bar ..........so I'll have a double .......... whistle:
Birthday treat n all that stuff........
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cussing:
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
That bad huh
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
That bad huh
Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present... cloud9:
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Coals to Newcastle whistle:
or, to tie in with that vid in the Comedy Room ...
Cole's to Newcastle razz:
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Coals to Newcastle whistle:
or, to tie in with that vid in the Comedy Room ...
Cole's to Newcastle razz:
drumroll: ;D
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
That bad huh
Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present... cloud9:
You got my present then.......... cloud9:
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
That bad huh
Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present... cloud9:
You got my present then.......... cloud9:
::)
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
That bad huh
Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present... cloud9:
You got my present then.......... cloud9:
Mine to by the sounds of it I sent a case of Bolly. cloud9:
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Sorry I missed your burfday BM, havn't been on site for a few days.
Hope it was a good un
xx
Oh it was wonderful... ::)
That bad huh
Not so bad really... lots of people bought me booze as a present... cloud9:
You got my present then.......... cloud9:
Mine to by the sounds of it I sent a case of Bolly. cloud9:
An empty Bolly case you mean...? evil:
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Just getting it nice and ready like.... whistle:
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I'll bring you a birthday present, like...
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Hope we got enough in the collection to get the present JOM was on about getting. Hope he hasn't given the show away by ordering through the linky thing on here. rubschin:
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http://www.wigshow.co.uk/mens-kids-wigs/mens-wigs.html (http://www.wigshow.co.uk/mens-kids-wigs/mens-wigs.html)
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I think the one Paul Weller has on here would suit BM better. ;D
Paul Weller-From The Floorboards Up(Jools Holland) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU#)
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I'll bring you a birthday present, like...
cloud9:
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I think the one Paul Weller has on here would suit BM better. ;D
Paul Weller-From The Floorboards Up(Jools Holland) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU#)
evil:
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I thought this one
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And this one for the weekends
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He'd look like a gerl happy001
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He'd look like a drag queen happy001
whistle:
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evil:
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Oh dear .......canvassing for birthday presents is definitely not the done thing nonono:
I shall have to see what unwanted presents I have that I can 'regift' rubschin:
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I seem to recall that Pastis gave you a charming pair of leg warmers a while ago Miss D, BM could wear them for that dance routine he does, you remember the one or do I need to retrieve it from where ever it is?
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This is as bad as Wenchy's Christmas /Wedding build up. evil:
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Any gifts gratefully accepted.... sad24:
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Any gifts gratefully accepted.... sad24:
I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.
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I seem to recall that Pastis gave you a charming pair of leg warmers a while ago Miss D, BM could wear them for that dance routine he does, you remember the one or do I need to retrieve it from where ever it is?
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Any gifts gratefully accepted.... sad24:
I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.
Perrier?
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Any gifts gratefully accepted.... sad24:
I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.
Perrier?
Xavier?
Thank you Pastis for confirming that my memory is not as bad as I thought that it was..... Who am I, where am I and can I go home yet?
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Any gifts gratefully accepted.... sad24:
I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.
cloud9:
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Any gifts gratefully accepted.... sad24:
I'll pick up a bottle of something on my way through Duty Free.
Perrier?
Domestos probably
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:thumbsup: He'll appreciate that they don't stock it in Aldi at long last he will have a 'Label' in his home.