The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 26, 2007, 03:10:37 PM
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There is a public bog i frequent occassionaly to have a gush at near where I stop for my lunchtime nose bag.
It stands alone in a quiet area, and is generally clean and tidy if a bit on the small side, but with soap and water available too, to wash me mitts after handling me lash before handling food. cloud9:
THAT is the truth, and I don't want ANY sordid comments or inuendos thank you.
Now what is it about walking in there or ANY quiet public bog and seeing two middle aged blokes who appear to be having a gush themselves. rubschin:
There was barely enough room between the two of them, so I quickly turned around and went into the disabled persons bog next door.
I felt highly suspicious as to what they were up to, so I sat outside for a couple of minutes to see if either of them appeared.
They didn't. eeek:
Make your own minds up, but................................ sick2:
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a lot of that around here, I avoid public bogs as much as I can. censored:
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a lot of that around here, I avoid public bogs as much as I can. censored:
Same here Begsy, but at my age, when I need a gush, I need a gush. redface:
I have to plan when and where I have a drink of tea or coffee that I'm constantly being bombarded with, just because I know a gush requirement will not be far behind. ::)
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just because I know a gush requirement will not be far behind. ::)
That might have been phrased better ~ given the subject under discussion.
Next time you find yourself faced with that predicament whip out your mobile and say "OK Sarge ~ they're here" and watch them run like hell for their cars. point:
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. . .and what if they are up to what you suspect they may be up to? They're hardly likely to pounce on you and slip one up your khyber now are they? That tends not to be their style.
Leave the buggers (sic) in peace to enjoy theirselves. Just have your gush and go.
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Perhaps they were fixing the webcam in the disabled lavvy.
Alternatively, given that they were mid-slash and you exited, wandered to another bog, slashed, and carefully washed hands prior to exit; they had simply finished and fucked off!