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Title: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 07:34:47 AM
All nice and ready like  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2011, 07:39:11 AM
Hope they don't need to do any washing of clothes like  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 08:04:25 AM
 evil:

What could possibly go wrong...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 08:12:48 AM
She has cleaned everything in the house and is planning to vacuum  the drive today to make it all shiny too...  noooo:

I've even been on the roof to clean the solar panels and the attic window (which doesn't op0en so can't be done from the inside)...

I thought wer had covered every base...

LL: I assume you are going to have a shower after I leave for the airport...?

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 08:14:00 AM
 point:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 08:16:56 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2011, 08:14:00 AM
point:

I shan't now!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 08:32:23 AM
He is such a brave little rebel  confused:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 30, 2011, 08:34:22 AM
Ok someone point me to the thread where I can find out who when and where. Or some kind person just tell me on here. surrender:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 08:37:07 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 30, 2011, 08:34:22 AM
Ok someone point me to the thread where I can find out who when and where. Or some kind person just tell me on here. surrender:

LL's sister and her husband and their friends... for a week like... arrive today...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Just One More on May 30, 2011, 09:59:05 AM
They'll be saying how different the garden looks, but that they prefer lawn and flower beds, all those different colours, things developing etc. By the end of the week LL will be saying, "you know Barman..."  point: point:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 10:49:24 AM
 evil:

LL: Don't forget to replace the batteries in the air conditioning controls... and set the to the right temperature...
BM: Ok... But you do remember that the one in the sofita (attic room) doesn't work don't you...?
LL:  eeek:
BM: Yes, and you told me not to get it re-gassed as we never use it... If you remember like...?  whistle:
LL:  Banghead
BM:  angel1
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 10:51:51 AM
 happy088
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 10:52:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2011, 10:51:51 AM
happy088

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 30, 2011, 11:02:34 AM

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This should work for everyone then. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 11:03:10 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 30, 2011, 11:02:34 AM

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This should work for everyone then. eveilgrin:


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 01:41:16 PM
Has the girly shopping started yet?  ::)
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 01:42:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2011, 01:41:16 PM
Has the girly shopping started yet?  ::)

They should be on the way back from the airport about now... I think I'll have a beer like...  cool14:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2011, 01:42:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2011, 01:41:16 PM
Has the girly shopping started yet?  ::)

They should be on the way back from the airport about now... I think I'll have a beer like...  cool14:

Suggest you have 5 or 6......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 01:46:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 30, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2011, 01:42:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2011, 01:41:16 PM
Has the girly shopping started yet?  ::)

They should be on the way back from the airport about now... I think I'll have a beer like...  cool14:

Suggest you have 5 or 6......... whistle:

Indeed... they're only small ones after all...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2011, 03:43:24 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2011, 05:09:03 AM
Late start this morning for our B & B host .....can only mean he got blottoed  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2011, 09:48:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 31, 2011, 05:09:03 AM
Late start this morning for our B & B host .....can only mean he got blottoed  whistle:

Doubt it ....he was paying ....... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2011, 03:34:00 PM
This is hard werk like...  noooo:

Shooting tomorrer tho...  whistle:

And Thursday...  redface:

BBQ next then movie night (the King's Speech) in the minema...

Yes, we will all bloody fit in!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2011, 03:41:57 PM
Who will you shoot first. TO make room in the Minema, like?
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2011, 03:42:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2011, 03:41:57 PM
Who will you shoot first. TO make room in the Minema, like?

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2011, 03:49:12 PM
It's ttttttttttt rue  point:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2011, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2011, 03:49:12 PM
It's ttttttttttt rue  point:

It bloody isn't!  cussing:

It is mahoosive my minema like.... I couldn't even catch Miss D in there...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 04:32:08 PM
You wouldn't catch me in there either  point:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2011, 05:03:05 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 04:32:08 PM
You wouldn't catch me in there either  point:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2011, 03:41:57 PM
Who will you miss shoot first. TO make room in the Minema, like?

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2011, 07:28:46 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2011, 03:34:00 PM
This is hard werk like...  noooo:

Shooting tomorrer tho...  whistle:

And Thursday...  redface:

BBQ next then movie night (the King's Speech) in the minema...

Yes, we will all bloody fit in!  cussing:

is the door handle fixed ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 05:32:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 31, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2011, 03:34:00 PM
This is hard werk like...  noooo:

Shooting tomorrer tho...  whistle:

And Thursday...  redface:

BBQ next then movie night (the King's Speech) in the minema...

Yes, we will all bloody fit in!  cussing:

is the door handle fixed ....... rubschin:

Yes spngehead, I fixed it weeks ago like!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Pirate on June 01, 2011, 07:17:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 01, 2011, 05:32:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 31, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2011, 03:34:00 PM
This is hard werk like...  noooo:

Shooting tomorrer tho...  whistle:

And Thursday...  redface:

BBQ next then movie night (the King's Speech) in the minema...

Yes, we will all bloody fit in!  cussing:

is the door handle fixed ....... rubschin:

Yes spngehead, LL fixed it weeks ago like!  cussing:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2011, 09:19:59 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 10:10:51 AM
Guess who gets the airport run now the holiday is over?  evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2011, 10:33:19 AM
Make sure its the right one.......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 10:34:04 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 03, 2011, 10:33:19 AM
Make sure its the right one.......... whistle:

Drop them at Pafos and drive off you say?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 02:04:55 PM
Visitor free....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2011, 02:06:34 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
For ten days...  evil:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 06:14:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
For ten days...  evil:

Errr no. Your late birthday surprise arrives today... Miss D and all her mates will be there later. The Turkey story was a cover like  point:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2011, 06:36:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 06:14:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
For ten days...  evil:

Errr no. Your late birthday surprise arrives today... Miss D and all her mates will be there later. The Turkey story was a cover like  point:

 shocked003
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2011, 06:46:25 AM
You think you can trust some people not to blab  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 07:09:16 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2011, 07:12:39 AM
That'll be what's wrong with your back....it has a hooooge yellow stripe down it  lol:
Title: Re: The all new BM has family visitors and other nightmares thread
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2011, 07:18:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 04, 2011, 07:12:39 AM
That'll be what's wrong with your back....it has a hooooge yellow stripe down it  lol:

happy002