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Title: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
That I would have lemon jelly in the house  ( not the musicians  lol: )

The Brat has just stormed into the room ..."I have food tech tomorrow morning and YOU have no lemon jelly . I need this. "

"Why didn't you tell me earlier and I could have bought some on the way home from work " says I

" Oh gosh why do ya have to be like that " she says  Shrugs: " I have checked on line and Sainsbury's doesn't close until 11 can you go and get some "

 eeek:

" It also opens at 7 so you can go there before you go to school " I helpfully suggest  whistle:

Her bedroom door has just been slammed really, really hard  lol:







Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 09:53:02 PM
Shame on you.

What sort of mother would fail to keep a full set of all jelly flavours in the house.  noooo:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:55:17 PM
I know lemon jelly  ::)...not one of the more common  noooo: ...I didn't even ask what she was making  rubschin:... apart from lemon jelly of course  lol:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Shame on you.

What sort of mother would fail to keep a full set of all jelly flavours in the house.  noooo:

Yeah...bet you got Voddy and mini-magnums... ;)
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:58:46 PM
Vodka jellies  cloud9:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 09:59:26 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 10:02:35 PM
 lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNP9NDDYHM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNP9NDDYHM)
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 06:08:23 AM
That I would have lemon jelly in the house  ( not the musicians  lol: )

The Brat has just stormed into the room ..."I have food tech tomorrow morning and YOU have no lemon jelly . I need this. "

"Why didn't you tell me earlier and I could have bought some on the way home from work " says I

" Oh gosh why do ya have to be like that " she says  Shrugs: " I have checked on line and Sainsbury's doesn't close until 11 can you go and get some "

 eeek:

" It also opens at 7 so you can go there before you go to school " I helpfully suggest  whistle:

Her bedroom door has just been slammed really, really hard  lol:

We have that Tee Shirt ..... care to borrow it?
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 26, 2011, 08:37:30 AM
I too have that tee shirt so you now have a choice of sizes Miss D. razz:B
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 08:38:22 AM
 lol:

I'll have the girly smelling one please  not the one smelling of girls  whistle:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 08:41:36 AM
Do you want my original?
Bit dated now but still has the holes where the knives went in.  confused:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2011, 11:44:39 AM
The Brat came home from Air Cadets last night ...all uniformed and beret'd up  eeek:

OMG - she looked soooooooooooooooooo different  eeek:

She then proceeded to try and 'teach' me stuff  scared2:

Weird  surrender:

Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 11:46:09 AM
Teach you stuff? Like marching, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2011, 11:48:14 AM
Teach you stuff? Like marching, like  rubschin:

 ::)

How to fly...
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 11:49:22 AM
She'd need a steam catapult for that  noooo:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2011, 11:51:13 AM
Teach you stuff? Like marching, like  rubschin:

She was  lol:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 12:03:07 PM
Easy-peasy ~ start with the left foot and right arm .... both go forward at the same time, then right foot and left arm, left foot and right arm and so on. Each step should measure 30 inches from toe of rear foot to heel of leading foot. Repeat this 120 times per minute and you'll be marching at the regulation rate for the RAF. This will enable you to cover 4 miles in an hour.

You'd be amazed how many cannot co-ordinate that basic. We (Drill Instructors) used to make them tuck their arms inside their belts until they got the feet right and then we let them use their arms too  ::)

When you have mastered that let me know and I'll teach you how to do more complicated things. whistle:

Here you are 700 movements with only one order given.
Yes I have done it ~ tell the Brat ~ she will be green with envy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWs45ILymzc
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 05:30:04 PM
..............that I can help The Brat with her revision with her GCSE maths  scared2:

Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2011, 05:31:09 PM
It is all different these days  scared2:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Honestly what has a quadratic equation ever done for me  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
Honestly what has a quadratic equation ever done for me  noooo: noooo: noooo:

About the same as 5 years of Algebra did for me.... I still have no idea where n came into it  tunble:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 08:29:00 PM
Honestly what has a quadratic equation ever done for me  noooo: noooo: noooo:

About the same as 5 years of Algebra did for me.... I still have no idea where n came into it  tunble:

I think you will find that quadratic equations are part of Algebra....were you not paying full attention for those 5 years?
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
Ok - are you all ready for this. This is one of those moments that you never really think is going to happen.

I accept it is a rarity, that it may not happen again until the next eclipse  but , but , but The Brat has actually been a pleasure to spend time with tonight  eeek:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 09:26:10 PM
Ok - are you all ready for this. This is one of those moments that you never really think is going to happen.

I accept it is a rarity, that it may not happen again until the next eclipse  but , but , but The Brat has actually been a pleasure to spend time with tonight  eeek:

Amazing what an M&S meal for two can do.  eeek:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 09:27:14 PM
Oh noes ...she didn't have any  redface:
Title: Re: How likely is it ..........
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 09:30:54 PM
Oh noes ...she didn't have any  redface:

Obviously as you were too busy scoffing for two you took your mind off of the Brat, so now you think she is not that bad after all.

Note to oneself....buy shares in M&S, then inform social services that "it is a family saver".....there could be big bucks in this.  rubschin: