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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
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That I would have lemon jelly in the house ( not the musicians lol: )
The Brat has just stormed into the room ..."I have food tech tomorrow morning and YOU have no lemon jelly . I need this. "
"Why didn't you tell me earlier and I could have bought some on the way home from work " says I
" Oh gosh why do ya have to be like that " she says Shrugs: " I have checked on line and Sainsbury's doesn't close until 11 can you go and get some "
eeek:
" It also opens at 7 so you can go there before you go to school " I helpfully suggest whistle:
Her bedroom door has just been slammed really, really hard lol:
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Shame on you.
What sort of mother would fail to keep a full set of all jelly flavours in the house. noooo:
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I know lemon jelly ::)...not one of the more common noooo: ...I didn't even ask what she was making rubschin:... apart from lemon jelly of course lol:
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Shame on you.
What sort of mother would fail to keep a full set of all jelly flavours in the house. noooo:
Yeah...bet you got Voddy and mini-magnums... ;)
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Vodka jellies cloud9:
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lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNP9NDDYHM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNP9NDDYHM)
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That I would have lemon jelly in the house ( not the musicians lol: )
The Brat has just stormed into the room ..."I have food tech tomorrow morning and YOU have no lemon jelly . I need this. "
"Why didn't you tell me earlier and I could have bought some on the way home from work " says I
" Oh gosh why do ya have to be like that " she says Shrugs: " I have checked on line and Sainsbury's doesn't close until 11 can you go and get some "
eeek:
" It also opens at 7 so you can go there before you go to school " I helpfully suggest whistle:
Her bedroom door has just been slammed really, really hard lol:
We have that Tee Shirt ..... care to borrow it?
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I too have that tee shirt so you now have a choice of sizes Miss D. razz:B
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lol:
I'll have the girly smelling one please not the one smelling of girls whistle:
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Do you want my original?
Bit dated now but still has the holes where the knives went in. confused:
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The Brat came home from Air Cadets last night ...all uniformed and beret'd up eeek:
OMG - she looked soooooooooooooooooo different eeek:
She then proceeded to try and 'teach' me stuff scared2:
Weird surrender:
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Teach you stuff? Like marching, like rubschin:
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Teach you stuff? Like marching, like rubschin:
::)
How to fly...
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She'd need a steam catapult for that noooo:
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Teach you stuff? Like marching, like rubschin:
She was lol:
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Easy-peasy ~ start with the left foot and right arm .... both go forward at the same time, then right foot and left arm, left foot and right arm and so on. Each step should measure 30 inches from toe of rear foot to heel of leading foot. Repeat this 120 times per minute and you'll be marching at the regulation rate for the RAF. This will enable you to cover 4 miles in an hour.
You'd be amazed how many cannot co-ordinate that basic. We (Drill Instructors) used to make them tuck their arms inside their belts until they got the feet right and then we let them use their arms too ::)
When you have mastered that let me know and I'll teach you how to do more complicated things. whistle:
Here you are 700 movements with only one order given.
Yes I have done it ~ tell the Brat ~ she will be green with envy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWs45ILymzc
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..............that I can help The Brat with her revision with her GCSE maths scared2:
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It is all different these days scared2:
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Honestly what has a quadratic equation ever done for me noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Honestly what has a quadratic equation ever done for me noooo: noooo: noooo:
About the same as 5 years of Algebra did for me.... I still have no idea where n came into it tunble:
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Honestly what has a quadratic equation ever done for me noooo: noooo: noooo:
About the same as 5 years of Algebra did for me.... I still have no idea where n came into it tunble:
I think you will find that quadratic equations are part of Algebra....were you not paying full attention for those 5 years?
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Ok - are you all ready for this. This is one of those moments that you never really think is going to happen.
I accept it is a rarity, that it may not happen again until the next eclipse but , but , but The Brat has actually been a pleasure to spend time with tonight eeek:
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Ok - are you all ready for this. This is one of those moments that you never really think is going to happen.
I accept it is a rarity, that it may not happen again until the next eclipse but , but , but The Brat has actually been a pleasure to spend time with tonight eeek:
Amazing what an M&S meal for two can do. eeek:
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Oh noes ...she didn't have any redface:
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Oh noes ...she didn't have any redface:
Obviously as you were too busy scoffing for two you took your mind off of the Brat, so now you think she is not that bad after all.
Note to oneself....buy shares in M&S, then inform social services that "it is a family saver".....there could be big bucks in this. rubschin: