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Title: In hiding
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:39:26 PM
My dishwasher has been fucked for weeks. The man comes tomorrow. I have done some basic maintenance.

It werks

Tomorrow I shall mainly be hiding  redface: redface:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:40:49 PM
You mean you cleaned it?  eeek:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
My dishwasher has been fucked for weeks. The man comes tomorrow. I have done some basic maintenance.

It werks

Tomorrow I shall mainly be hiding  redface: redface:

It'll be busted the moment he leaves... get a professional to look at it like... I'm available at a very reasonable rate per hour or part thereof....  whistle:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:45:36 PM
Cousin from Manchester came to visit when we first moved up here. She had never had a dishwasher and when she saw me loading ours she asked if they were any good.
I answered "Yes, with five of us it saves no end of time ........ mind you they need to be loaded properly or you can smash a lot of crockery on the spin cycle"

Daft b*gger believed me!  whacky115
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 06:46:52 PM
Cousin from Manchester came to visit when we first moved up here. She had never had a dishwasher and when she saw me loading ours she asked if they were any good.
I answered "Yes, with five of us it saves no end of time ........ mind you they need to be loaded properly or you can smash a lot of crockery on the spin cycle"

Daft b*gger believed me!  whacky115

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2011, 07:05:28 PM
She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:

You'd think she would have slapped you a few times as well.   whistle:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 06:10:55 AM
She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:

You'd think she would have slapped you a few times as well.   whistle:


Oh she does ~ frequently...... But I can't resist the urge.
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2011, 08:45:10 AM
The dishwasher man is lost. I am going to lie low.
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 09:00:28 AM
How do you know he is lost ...I thought you weren't going to answer his calls ???
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 09:00:51 AM
If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.

If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then  scared:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.

If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then  scared:

He'll soon work out that Nick filled it with Daz and charge him anyway...  noooo:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 09:08:41 AM
If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.

If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then  scared:

He'll soon work out that Nick filled it with Daz and charge him anyway...  noooo:

I'd forgotten that  doh:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2011, 09:11:50 AM
How do you know he is lost ...I thought you weren't going to answer his calls ???

I ignored his call and he left a message  redface:
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 09:16:38 AM
Tell him your phone was fecked too...in fact you are an international internet phenomena ...he can just look you up for supporting evidence of your catastrophes   ;D
Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 27, 2011, 04:19:26 PM
Tell him your phone was fecked too...in fact you are an international internet phenomena ...he can just look you up for supporting evidence of your catastrophes   ;D

Bought this to mind for some bizare reason, it's been a long week if that is any excuse.


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Title: Re: In hiding
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 04:23:27 PM
 whacky115