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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 06:39:26 PM
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My dishwasher has been fucked for weeks. The man comes tomorrow. I have done some basic maintenance.
It werks
Tomorrow I shall mainly be hiding redface: redface:
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You mean you cleaned it? eeek:
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My dishwasher has been fucked for weeks. The man comes tomorrow. I have done some basic maintenance.
It werks
Tomorrow I shall mainly be hiding redface: redface:
It'll be busted the moment he leaves... get a professional to look at it like... I'm available at a very reasonable rate per hour or part thereof.... whistle:
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Cousin from Manchester came to visit when we first moved up here. She had never had a dishwasher and when she saw me loading ours she asked if they were any good.
I answered "Yes, with five of us it saves no end of time ........ mind you they need to be loaded properly or you can smash a lot of crockery on the spin cycle"
Daft b*gger believed me! whacky115
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Cousin from Manchester came to visit when we first moved up here. She had never had a dishwasher and when she saw me loading ours she asked if they were any good.
I answered "Yes, with five of us it saves no end of time ........ mind you they need to be loaded properly or you can smash a lot of crockery on the spin cycle"
Daft b*gger believed me! whacky115
lol: lol: lol:
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She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:
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She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:
You'd think she would have slapped you a few times as well. whistle:
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She is a year older than me. I have been taking the p*ss out of her since we were nippers and she always falls for it.
You'd think she'd have learned after 60+ years. noooo:
You'd think she would have slapped you a few times as well. whistle:
Oh she does ~ frequently...... But I can't resist the urge.
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The dishwasher man is lost. I am going to lie low.
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How do you know he is lost ...I thought you weren't going to answer his calls ???
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If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.
If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then scared:
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If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.
If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then scared:
He'll soon work out that Nick filled it with Daz and charge him anyway... noooo:
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If the call out is under the warranty let him have a look anyway ~ tell him it started working after you called him out but makes funny noises from time to time.
If it really is working OK and you are paying for the visit then scared:
He'll soon work out that Nick filled it with Daz and charge him anyway... noooo:
I'd forgotten that doh:
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How do you know he is lost ...I thought you weren't going to answer his calls ???
I ignored his call and he left a message redface:
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Tell him your phone was fecked too...in fact you are an international internet phenomena ...he can just look you up for supporting evidence of your catastrophes ;D
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Tell him your phone was fecked too...in fact you are an international internet phenomena ...he can just look you up for supporting evidence of your catastrophes ;D
Bought this to mind for some bizare reason, it's been a long week if that is any excuse.
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