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Title: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 07:33:35 AM: It seems The Boy's The Grandfather died yesterday. Naturally The Boy wants to go to the funeral.

He can't. The Boy's The Mother will be there rubschin:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 07:35:46 AM: Is he being buried ?

Could you not offer to take the boy up there after the event and pay your own respects how he would like to.
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 07:37:30 AM: Good idea. I don't know, is the answer, but the Boy still wants to go to the funeral
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 07:38:52 AM: Sometimes you have to say no ( alledgedly lol: ) - but explain to him why - without obviously being too harsh about his birth family noooo:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 25, 2011, 03:34:23 PM: Is the mother a legal issue?
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 04:06:11 PM: WHo, the one who sold him for £750 as a baby? No. I will call you rubschin:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 04:26:21 PM: Resolved cloud9:

Miss D and the Jewish Lady Vicar were right.
cloud9:

Joint flower laying (blue flowers only for a boy) arranged for end of next week. Phew!
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 04:29:30 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 04:26:21 PM
Resolved cloud9:

Miss D and the Jewish Lady Vicar were right.
cloud9:

Joint flower laying (blue flowers only for a boy) arranged for end of next week. Phew!

cloud9:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 04:51:16 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 04:26:21 PM
Resolved cloud9:

Miss D and the Jewish Lady Vicar were right.
cloud9:

Joint flower laying (blue flowers only for a boy) arranged for end of next week. Phew!

A good result.

Well done Rabbi Demeanour
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 07:57:28 PM: I also perform circumcisions for free.....job satisfaction guaranteed 8)
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 08:08:54 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 07:57:28 PM
I also perform circumcisions for free.....job satisfaction guaranteed 8)

eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 08:10:22 PM: Miss D nonono:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 08:34:55 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 07:57:28 PM
I also perform circumcisions for free.....job satisfaction guaranteed 8)

Free doesn't include tips I take it?
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 08:37:12 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2011, 08:34:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 07:57:28 PM
I also perform circumcisions for free.....job satisfaction guaranteed 8)

Free doesn't include tips I take it?

drumroll:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 09:04:07 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 07:57:28 PM
I also perform circumcisions for free.....job satisfaction guaranteed 8)

rubschin:...With your axe...?

That'ud make your eyes water... sad32:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:07:49 PM: Voluntarily of course ...otherwise I would be charged with mutilation whistle:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Just One More on May 25, 2011, 09:09:37 PM: Only if Miss D catches her finger
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 09:10:51 PM: I now have another funeral to go to, What the fuck is going on, he was only 51. Died mid pint
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: beerhead on May 25, 2011, 09:18:12 PM: Cliche time, but at least he died doing something he loved.
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 09:22:55 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2011, 09:10:51 PM
I now have another funeral to go to, What the fuck is going on, he was only 51. Died mid pint

shutup:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 09:28:42 PM: NO

I AM SERIOUSLY UPSET AND PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS.

EVERYONE i KNOW AND LOVE IS DYING. TODAY

NO FUCKING JOKE, WHAT IS GOING ON?
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 09:36:35 PM: Nick...dying is part of life...you wont stop it...and it will happen to close friends more often as you get older...don't get upset, try and recall the fond memories...
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:39:05 PM: It is one of 'those times' hun when all the shit hits the fan at full blast for maximum impact and leaves you reeling.

When it all seems a bit bleak.

But that is today , possibly tomorrow , and so on ....think ahead a bit further than that and see a break in the clouds , hold onto that and make plans . We keep going when others have stopped because we have people that need us, we have much to look forward to , even though that doesn't seem likely and we have lots to offer.
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 09:45:12 PM: Neil was 51 and died like that. I was mean to see him next week., \Waht the feck is going on? there will be no one left at this rate
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 06:18:51 AM: I'm still here! cloud9:]

Mind you, I'm 51 next week... rubschin:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:29:50 AM: Are we having a sweepstake to see how many times Barman mentions it's his birthday soon like rubschin:

I've sent my present via Gatwick whistle:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 06:30:03 AM: A party ....I presume you are stocking up for us ...and no I will not be stockinging up for you lol:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 06:31:04 AM: Quote from: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:29:50 AM
Are we having a sweepstake to see how many times Barman mentions it's his birthday soon like rubschin:

I've sent my present via Gatwick whistle:

I wasn't even going to mention my burfday on the first of June like... noooo:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 06:31:23 AM: Quote from: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:29:50 AM
Are we having a sweepstake to see how many times Barman mentions it's his birthday soon like rubschin:

I've sent my present via Gatwick whistle:

I'm still waiting for my payout from Farepak ..when that arrives I'll get you something whistle:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:32:24 AM: Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2011, 06:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:29:50 AM
Are we having a sweepstake to see how many times Barman mentions it's his birthday soon like rubschin:

I've sent my present via Gatwick whistle:

I wasn't even going to mention my burfday on the first of June like... noooo:

Well don't mention it on the 1st of June then
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 07:05:28 AM: Quote from: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:32:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2011, 06:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 26, 2011, 06:29:50 AM
Are we having a sweepstake to see how many times Barman mentions it's his birthday soon like rubschin:

I've sent my present via Gatwick whistle:

I wasn't even going to mention my burfday on the first of June like... noooo:

Well don't mention it on the 1st of June then

Shant now! cussing:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2011, 04:03:24 PM: Mrs NIck calls. She went to the funeral. She met The Boy's birth mother eeek: A momentous event. She was hugged and thanked for taking him on. All very emotional sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I had a cry too
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Pastis on June 03, 2011, 04:23:17 PM: happy100 tough one, but well resolved.
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2011, 04:24:25 PM: sad24:
Title: Re: A tricky problem
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 03, 2011, 08:51:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 03, 2011, 04:03:24 PM
Mrs NIck calls. She went to the funeral. She met The Boy's birth mother eeek: A momentous event. She was hugged and thanked for taking him on. All very emotional sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I had a cry too

happy100 happy100