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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on May 23, 2011, 09:29:05 AM
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I've just picked up an Amazon delivery from the post office.
It is either: -
a) A Network attached storage server that will replace my file server and music server.
b) A Pétanque set.
Either way the box has been crushed to a fraction of its original size...
So I either have a Pétanque set with a crushed case or a worthless pile of electronic components...
Wot thinketh you? Shrugs:
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Let's hope it's just a crushed case, though knowing your luck...
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Let's hope it's just a crushed case, though knowing your luck...
I'm gonna take some pictures as I open it... scared2:
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I hope you signed for it and noted on the receipt that the package was badly damaged ..... or they'll claim you dropped it and then ran over it.
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Could be an early birthday present like... lol:
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Crushed Nuts from LL?
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I hope you signed for it and noted on the receipt that the package was badly damaged ..... or they'll claim you dropped it and then ran over it.
No... in Limassol you have to sign for it before they retrieve it... redface:
Anyhoo...
It turned out to be the Pétanque set AND the QNAP in the same box...
The Pétanque set had burst the zip on its holdall (now repaired) and the QNAP looks perfect... cloud9:
Thread closed! lol:
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Most disappointing.
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Exceedingly! noooo:
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Petanque?
Girly games afoot methinks.
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I hope you signed for it and noted on the receipt that the package was badly damaged ..... or they'll claim you dropped it and then ran over it.
No... in Limassol you have to sign for it before they retrieve it... redface:
Anyhoo...
It turned out to be the Pétanque set AND the QNAP in the same box...
The Pétanque set had burst the zip on its holdall (now repaired) and the QNAP looks perfect... cloud9:
Thread closed! lol:
I haven't got a clue of what you speak ...but I know it will not concern my tiny little brain so haven't even googled them redface:
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Pétanque = about the only game you can play on gravel. V popular with the French
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QNAP = More toys for BM
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That man has far too much time on his hands noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Pétanque = about the only game you can play on gravel. V popular with the French
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.friendsofprestonpark.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2Fpetanque.jpg&hash=66789cff098903bc4840357057c430ee29602be9)
QNAP = More toys for BM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fregmedia.co.uk%2F2009%2F07%2F31%2Fqnap_ts_219p_2.jpg&hash=ce82f5f40b698491d58ddcf63f5fa873532196ef)
More gravel needed........ rubschin:
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The Pétanque set had only burst the zip on its holdall
At least your balls werent damaged. redface:
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PetanI am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…
Girly games afoot methinks.
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V popular with the French - nuff said!
They've built a poxy petanque pit at the quay at Rye - sign says "not for dogs" ::)
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V popular with the French - nuff said!
They've built a poxy petanque pit at the quay at Rye - sign says "not for dogs" ::)
I can understand that sign being put up. Many continental parks have areas similar to Petanque courts that are specifically toilet places for dogs. We need more of such in this country!
The magazine's main correspondence each month concerns dog shite not being picked up!
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http://apiln.blogspot.com/ (http://apiln.blogspot.com/) eveilgrin:
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Indeed! evil:
It has now reached the point where in the latest issue (£1.50 to non residents) I have put in an "Editor's Plea" for no more dog shite moans!
People even send me photos of it. I know what shit fecking looks like.
Send me a picture of the dog and owner and I'll publish it! cussing:
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Indeed! evil:
It has now reached the point where in the latest issue (£1.50 to non residents) I have put in an "Editor's Plea" for no more dog shite moans!
People even send me photos of it. I know what shit fecking looks like.
Send me a picture of the dog and owner and I'll publish it! cussing:
It's you isn't it...? noooo:
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Indeed! evil:
It has now reached the point where in the latest issue (£1.50 to non residents) I have put in an "Editor's Plea" for no more dog shite moans!
People even send me photos of it. I know what shit fecking looks like.
Send me a picture of the dog and owner and I'll publish it! cussing:
It's you isn't it...? noooo:
No! evil:
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http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Scat+fetish
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I've just picked up an Amazon delivery from the post office.
It is either: -
a) A Network attached storage server that will replace my file server and music server.
b) A Pétanque set.
Either way the box has been crushed to a fraction of its original size...
So I either have a Pétanque set with a crushed case or a worthless pile of electronic components...
Wot thinketh you? Shrugs:
The fact that you wish to play Petanque is extremely worrying. I trust that if you do play you won't use the ultra girlie manner that the French adopt to toss their balls about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQZkDL3nu4&feature=related
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Prolly will do, he is a gayer. Just look at the tab on the back of his jeans. whistle:
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Can't quite make it out from here. ::)
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I've just picked up an Amazon delivery from the post office.
It is either: -
a) A Network attached storage server that will replace my file server and music server.
b) A Pétanque set.
Either way the box has been crushed to a fraction of its original size...
So I either have a Pétanque set with a crushed case or a worthless pile of electronic components...
Wot thinketh you? Shrugs:
The fact that you wish to play Petanque is extremely worrying. I trust that if you do play you won't use the ultra girlie manner that the French adopt to toss their balls about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlQZkDL3nu4&feature=related
No, I shall be bowling overarm like in cricket like... lol:
I just thought that with twenty-seven tonnes of new gravel....
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Can't quite make it out from here. ::)
Wait until he comes around your place.....you will not be publishing any pictures of your own shite for a while either. eveilgrin:
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This is more my game THB...... yes it is my local bowling green.
Only "flat" part of the village.
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The "Pavilion" with Snowdonia in the distance
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http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Scat+fetish
Mark Oaten MP sick2:
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http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Scat+fetish
Mark Oaten MP sick2:
Eeeewwwww! sick2: