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Title: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 07:36:47 AM
Well, today is the day. 6.00 apparently (in what time zone I wonder?)

So how shall we mark this big event?
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2011, 07:40:12 AM
Having a nap sounds like a good one. I am knackered. Unless anyone on here wants to host a party.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 07:43:28 AM
Party time! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-happy093.gif&hash=f6e9adc7763954981d14b126e88dc1a4501ed3ab) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Apparently, it is 6pm everywhere so the destruction will roll around the werld like!

We'll cop it two hours before the UK... for a small fee I'll tell you what to expect...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2011, 08:59:58 AM
Let me introduce you to Fee...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fvly1qvyc%2FBridget_the_Midget_Nip_Slip_Tity_Pictures_by_the_Paparazzi_www_Gutter_Uncensored_com_bridget_the_midget_6.jpg&hash=600e5e8d1a309727d44afef7639c494022568962) (http://postimage.org/image/vly1qvyc/)

I expect details of the afterlife by four fifteen at the latest. spider:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 02:30:57 PM
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html (http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html)

Not long to go   Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 02:34:52 PM
Let me introduce you to Fee...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fvly1qvyc%2FBridget_the_Midget_Nip_Slip_Tity_Pictures_by_the_Paparazzi_www_Gutter_Uncensored_com_bridget_the_midget_6.jpg&hash=600e5e8d1a309727d44afef7639c494022568962) (http://postimage.org/image/vly1qvyc/)

I expect details of the afterlife by four fifteen at the latest. spider:


 evil:

Only 25 mins left now...

Goodbye cruel werld....  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 02:45:48 PM
15 mins...  scared2:

I have beer...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 02:47:03 PM
Are you sucking your thumb?
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 02:50:44 PM
Are you sucking your thumb?

No...  noooo:

Ten mins and counting....
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 02:52:26 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2011, 02:53:17 PM
I have ordered some flowers but there will be no one around to deliver them. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 02:54:06 PM
Quote
We often take bets on the end of the world and we always allow customers to choose their own odds - after all, we don't have to worry about paying them out.

William Hill spokesman Graham Sharpe

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
Five!  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 03:00:59 PM
OMG!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 03:01:13 PM
Quote
We often take bets on the end of the world and we always allow customers to choose their own odds - after all, we don't have to worry about paying them out.

William Hill spokesman Graham Sharpe

 rubschin:

Excellent
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 03:01:43 PM
OMG!  eeek:

Wot?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 03:02:32 PM
Nuffink... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 04:54:26 PM
7 minutes here  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2011, 05:00:15 PM
I'm still here. Shame.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 21, 2011, 05:00:38 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 21, 2011, 05:03:07 PM
Am I in heaven or hell then...   oh, it looks like Worstershire so hell then.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 06:19:28 PM
I am dead and have some new friends. This Mr Hitler seems very friendly
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 06:55:30 PM
I'm slightly disappointed...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 07:21:32 PM
Their website appears to be dead for some reason  rubschin:

I threatened to sue them
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2011, 07:28:56 PM
I'm sure that around the globe, a lot of people met their maker in one way or another at 6pm...

and indeed...it was the end of their world...as they know it...
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 07:59:31 PM
Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 05:22:37 AM
Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:



Indeed... all that booze i drank in preparation like...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world threa
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2011, 05:29:26 AM
Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:



But he is dead too as are most of the cast !
Title: Re: The all new end of the world threa
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 06:26:24 AM
Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:



But he is dead too as are most of the cast !

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2011, 07:37:15 AM
Well I am most disappointed
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2011, 07:47:25 AM
Well I am most disappointed

that you're not dead?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2011, 07:48:31 AM
If I were dead I wouldn't know about it, would I?
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 09:20:43 AM
Well I am most disappointed

that you're not dead?  rubschin:

That I didn't get to witness the conflagration....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2011, 09:27:44 AM
If I were dead I wouldn't know about it, would I?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2011, 10:38:04 AM
While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2011, 10:40:13 AM
While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.


 lol: ::) lol:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2011, 10:43:51 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1eoa5t4x0%2Farticle_1389475_0_C32055_A00000578_775_634x444.jpg&hash=86166eeb28475817fbef7aaeeca145370a1372d0) (http://postimage.org/image/1eoa5t4x0/) razz:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2011, 10:48:46 AM
I appear to have been reincarnated as me.

Rather disappointing really.  cry:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2011, 11:04:17 AM
'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 point:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2011, 11:08:22 AM
'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 point:

Perhaps there is a God after all.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2011, 11:41:46 AM
'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 point:

Perhaps there is a God after all.

If not there is always Darwinism  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2011, 02:06:09 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1gt9yiskk%2Ftheo2.jpg&hash=bf5934eada787c6d5aa6d832d9d78a84f97429a1) (http://postimage.org/image/1gt9yiskk/)
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 02:58:00 PM
While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"

Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.


 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 22, 2011, 04:06:37 PM
'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)

Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.

 point:

Perhaps there is a God after all.

 lol: lol:  Oh dear this is going to have to go to another place, far far away where floaty people live.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 23, 2011, 08:56:07 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/22/end-of-the-world-predictions-to-end-in-2015/

After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015.  The London-based scientists claim that all the evidence points to that particular date as the day when an Age of Reason will finally dawn.  “By that time even the most stupid, red-necked Texan Bible Basher will have realised that the end of the world is simply not going to happen,” claimed Professor George Edwards....
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2011, 11:26:30 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/22/end-of-the-world-predictions-to-end-in-2015/

After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015.  The London-based scientists claim that all the evidence points to that particular date as the day when an Age of Reason will finally dawn.  “By that time even the most stupid, red-necked Texan Bible Basher will have realised that the end of the world is simply not going to happen,” claimed Professor George Edwards....
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 08:40:10 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.

Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 08:50:52 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.



happy001
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 08:51:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.


That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock.  razz:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:04:56 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.


That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock.  razz:

Wot if he has got it wrong again like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 09:06:26 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.


That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock.  razz:

Wot if he has got it wrong again like...? Shrugs:

Well you will just have to restock....and send him the invoice.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:08:26 AM
Can we have some stuff we like to drink this time ?  ::)
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:15:52 AM
Can we have some stuff we like to drink this time ?  ::)

My home-brew voddy?  ;D
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 09:19:09 AM
Isn't that your multi purpose cleaner, de-greaser and limescale remover ?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:21:11 AM
Isn't that your multi purpose cleaner, de-greaser and limescale remover ?  scared2:

Oh yes... multi-purpose home-brew voddy!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 09:23:17 AM
I believe it can be used as a teeth whitener too.
Sparkling gnashers for a week and then they fall out.
Title: Re: The all new end of the world thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 09:26:05 AM
I believe it can be used as a teeth whitener too.
Sparkling gnashers for a week and then they fall out.

It does dissolve denture glue I'm afraid....  redface: