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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 07:36:47 AM
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Well, today is the day. 6.00 apparently (in what time zone I wonder?)
So how shall we mark this big event?
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Having a nap sounds like a good one. I am knackered. Unless anyone on here wants to host a party.
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Party time! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-happy093.gif&hash=f6e9adc7763954981d14b126e88dc1a4501ed3ab) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Apparently, it is 6pm everywhere so the destruction will roll around the werld like!
We'll cop it two hours before the UK... for a small fee I'll tell you what to expect... whistle:
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Let me introduce you to Fee...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fvly1qvyc%2FBridget_the_Midget_Nip_Slip_Tity_Pictures_by_the_Paparazzi_www_Gutter_Uncensored_com_bridget_the_midget_6.jpg&hash=600e5e8d1a309727d44afef7639c494022568962) (http://postimage.org/image/vly1qvyc/)
I expect details of the afterlife by four fifteen at the latest. spider:
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http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html (http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html)
Not long to go Popcorn:
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Let me introduce you to Fee...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fvly1qvyc%2FBridget_the_Midget_Nip_Slip_Tity_Pictures_by_the_Paparazzi_www_Gutter_Uncensored_com_bridget_the_midget_6.jpg&hash=600e5e8d1a309727d44afef7639c494022568962) (http://postimage.org/image/vly1qvyc/)
I expect details of the afterlife by four fifteen at the latest. spider:
evil:
Only 25 mins left now...
Goodbye cruel werld.... sad24:
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15 mins... scared2:
I have beer... cloud9:
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Are you sucking your thumb?
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Are you sucking your thumb?
No... noooo:
Ten mins and counting....
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Popcorn:
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I have ordered some flowers but there will be no one around to deliver them. rubschin:
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We often take bets on the end of the world and we always allow customers to choose their own odds - after all, we don't have to worry about paying them out.
William Hill spokesman Graham Sharpe
rubschin:
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Five! scared2:
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OMG! eeek:
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We often take bets on the end of the world and we always allow customers to choose their own odds - after all, we don't have to worry about paying them out.
William Hill spokesman Graham Sharpe
rubschin:
Excellent
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OMG! eeek:
Wot? eeek:
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Nuffink... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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7 minutes here scared2:
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I'm still here. Shame.
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tunble:
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Am I in heaven or hell then... oh, it looks like Worstershire so hell then. ::)
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I am dead and have some new friends. This Mr Hitler seems very friendly
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I'm slightly disappointed... redface:
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Their website appears to be dead for some reason rubschin:
I threatened to sue them
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I'm sure that around the globe, a lot of people met their maker in one way or another at 6pm...
and indeed...it was the end of their world...as they know it...
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Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Indeed... all that booze i drank in preparation like... redface:
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Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
But he is dead too as are most of the cast !
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Nah, they just died. I want compo cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
But he is dead too as are most of the cast !
drumroll:
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Well I am most disappointed
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Well I am most disappointed
that you're not dead? rubschin:
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If I were dead I wouldn't know about it, would I?
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Well I am most disappointed
that you're not dead? rubschin:
That I didn't get to witness the conflagration.... whistle:
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If I were dead I wouldn't know about it, would I?
rubschin:
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While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"
Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.
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While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"
Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.
lol: ::) lol:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1eoa5t4x0%2Farticle_1389475_0_C32055_A00000578_775_634x444.jpg&hash=86166eeb28475817fbef7aaeeca145370a1372d0) (http://postimage.org/image/1eoa5t4x0/) razz:
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I appear to have been reincarnated as me.
Rather disappointing really. cry:
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'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
point:
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'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
point:
Perhaps there is a God after all.
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'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
point:
Perhaps there is a God after all.
If not there is always Darwinism whistle:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1gt9yiskk%2Ftheo2.jpg&hash=bf5934eada787c6d5aa6d832d9d78a84f97429a1) (http://postimage.org/image/1gt9yiskk/)
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While out for a walk I was passed by a tractor and the driver was shouting "The end of the world is nigh!"
Just for a moment it got to me but then I realised it was just Farmer Geddon.
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired transportation agency worker in New York, said he had spent more than $140,000 (£86,000) of his savings on advertisements in the run-up to 21 May to publicise the prediction.
point:
Perhaps there is a God after all.
lol: lol: Oh dear this is going to have to go to another place, far far away where floaty people live.
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/22/end-of-the-world-predictions-to-end-in-2015/
After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015. The London-based scientists claim that all the evidence points to that particular date as the day when an Age of Reason will finally dawn. “By that time even the most stupid, red-necked Texan Bible Basher will have realised that the end of the world is simply not going to happen,” claimed Professor George Edwards....
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/22/end-of-the-world-predictions-to-end-in-2015/
After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015. The London-based scientists claim that all the evidence points to that particular date as the day when an Age of Reason will finally dawn. “By that time even the most stupid, red-necked Texan Bible Basher will have realised that the end of the world is simply not going to happen,” claimed Professor George Edwards....
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)
Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date
The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.
Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.
Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)
Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date
The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.
Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.
Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.
happy001
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)
Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date
The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.
Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.
Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.
That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock. razz:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)
Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date
The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.
Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.
Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.
That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock. razz:
Wot if he has got it wrong again like...? Shrugs:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796)
Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date
The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.
Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.
Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.
That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock. razz:
Wot if he has got it wrong again like...? Shrugs:
Well you will just have to restock....and send him the invoice.
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Can we have some stuff we like to drink this time ? ::)
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Can we have some stuff we like to drink this time ? ::)
My home-brew voddy? ;D
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Isn't that your multi purpose cleaner, de-greaser and limescale remover ? scared2:
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Isn't that your multi purpose cleaner, de-greaser and limescale remover ? scared2:
Oh yes... multi-purpose home-brew voddy! cloud9:
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I believe it can be used as a teeth whitener too.
Sparkling gnashers for a week and then they fall out.
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I believe it can be used as a teeth whitener too.
Sparkling gnashers for a week and then they fall out.
It does dissolve denture glue I'm afraid.... redface: