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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 20, 2011, 11:55:13 AM
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An envelope arrives from Mrs Nick.
It contains the Order of Service for our wedding.
Any offers?
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BM has a shotgun.
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I'd suggest you send, by return, a canvas jacket with extra long arms and lots of leather straps. whacky115
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Is it your anniversary soon ???
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Is it your anniversary soon ???
Nope
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I just took the question to SWWLTBO ~ she asked the same question as Miss D.
In her opinion it is "Weird" but she is sure there is a message there somewhere tho' she has no idea what it may be.
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Shrugs:
She might have sprinkles some of that poison powder in it like... scared2:
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Nah! I reckon that, to her thinking, it is a reminder to you of vows taken. It may even be her way of saying "It's over" like.
Whatever ~ she obviously expects you to understand what she means ..... which given your track record of understanding her ..... is a pretty long shot.
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Shrugs:
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She is reminding him that he swore in front of GOD that he would be with her for ever and ever and ever like ::)
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She is reminding him that he swore in front of GOD that he would be with her for ever and ever and ever like ::)
That's wot I said like. Banghead
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No - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over whistle:
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[serious] And she promised to look after me in sickness and in health but was nowhere to be seen when I had a nervous breakdown [serious]
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No - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over whistle:
Well she is a Catholic
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No - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over whistle:
Read wot I said again like. razz:
Nah! I reckon that, to her thinking, it is a reminder to you of vows taken.
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No - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over whistle:
Well she is a Catholic
I had that fact in mind ..... well no divorce means no maintenance whistle:
Still doesn't mean you have to live with her.
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No - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over whistle:
Well she is a Catholic
I had that fact in mind ..... well no divorce means no maintenance whistle:
Still doesn't mean you have to live with her.
The envelope also contained a bill, now paid
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No - you said she thinks it's over ...I said she thinks it will never be over whistle:
Well she is a Catholic
I had that fact in mind ..... well no divorce means no maintenance whistle:
Still doesn't mean you have to live with her.
The envelope also contained a bill, now paid
Not for the wedding I trust ;)
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Do you not think she is feeling a little sad and reflective ?
Given that you and Mrs Nick have extreme difficultly discussing any issues maybe she was just simply trying to say I miss you.
Of course it could be much more sinister and she has had a word with the man upstairs in Cloud Central Station and he has confirmed he is to send you to purgatory because of your sins ::) - but I prefer my option lol:
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I think you may be right Miss D
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Do you not think she is feeling a little sad and reflective ?
That sounds familiar.
My ex, who did the leaving, got like that once I had sorted my life out and tried all sorts to get back.
I had agreed the first time and stuck to it for another 5 years but then she ran off anyway. She tried the same routine again but there was no way I was going though it all again. As I recall it went "I'm going" .... then after six months "I'm coming back" .... to which I said "You do and I'm going" .... then there was a couple of years of using the kids, bills she couldn't or wouldn't pay, love notes reminding me of "Times we had together" interspersed with vitriolic notes about what a b@st@rd I was etc etc.. Finally she sent the kids to live with me as they were getting in the way of her love life and married someone else. Now, 22 years later, we exchange cards at Christmas.
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[serious] And she promised to look after me in sickness and in health but was nowhere to be seen when I had a nervous breakdown [serious]
That isn't sickness, it's a genetic predisposition.
Does Purgatory have any pubs by the way?
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Dunno. I recall a lot of praying and masses and stuff after my FiL died. And then they deffo abolished limbo, but not before we had to get some bastard priest in to baptise my dead daughter.
This is getting a bit dark
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Dunno. I recall a lot of praying and masses and stuff after my FiL died. And then they deffo abolished limbo, but not before we had to get some bastard priest in to baptise my dead daughter.
This is getting a bit dark
As is the way of things with the deeper mind.
Resign yourself to being a loveable clown and ignore it all.
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Well said, DS.
My father died this morning and I am not in the mood for pseudo religious chicanery and Catholic guilt trips. Best of luck Nick.
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Well said, DS.
My father died this morning and I am not in the mood for pseudo religious chicanery and Catholic guilt trips. Best of luck Nick.
Sorry to hear ..........
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Well said, DS.
My father died this morning and I am not in the mood for pseudo religious chicanery and Catholic guilt trips. Best of luck Nick.
Oh dear, sorry to hear that happy100
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Scattering my mum's ashes tomorrow ...it would have been her birthday.
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Well said, DS.
My father died this morning and I am not in the mood for pseudo religious chicanery and Catholic guilt trips. Best of luck Nick.
happy100
I'm buying
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Scattering my mum's ashes tomorrow ...it would have been her birthday.
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happy100
My mum wanted her ashes scattered but forgot to say where. We put them under the tree in Bradgate Park where she got pregnant before she got married redface:
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Sorry to hear that, beerhead.
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Sorry to hear that Beerhead.
Nick ~ Wot DS said. You gotta just laugh it off... Difficult I know but it really is the only way.
Miss D ~ No laughing matter I know. I found it very hard. My thoughts are with you.
For what it is worth My FiL's ashes remain unscattered three years following his death. My BiL has them in an urn next to an identical urn containing the ashes of his partner's much loved dog that died a few weeks before the FiL (who hated dogs with a passion). BiL will not agree to scatter the ashes of his father as he is now unsure which urn contains Father and which the bloody dog.
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Mum wants her in two places ...typical wumman eh lol:
One by this stream / ford where she used to play with her grandkids. The other high up on the Quantocks overlooking the valley ....a beautiful place cloud9:
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Do it. Cry. Then go for a good lunch and celebrate. It will be a growing up thing for teh Brat too
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkpZ1AZM2M
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Do it. Cry. Then go for a good lunch and celebrate. It will be a growing up thing for teh Brat too
She is not going ....just me & my brothers and SIL's.
But yes, a nice meal is planned for the evening , where I believe I may consume one, possibly two drinks
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happy100
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Well said, DS.
My father died this morning and I am not in the mood for pseudo religious chicanery and Catholic guilt trips. Best of luck Nick.
Sorry to hear that Beerhead. Keep your chin up.
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A sombre day for some and sorry to hear it. Condolences and sympathies all round happy100
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Sorry to hear your news Beerhead
Mum will be looking down and smiling on you Miss D
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Sympathy to you beer head. happy100
Miss D a tough one for you. happy100
My parents were separated but not divorced when my father died he wanted to be cremated, a fact which we all knew. My mother buried him. noooo:
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Sympathy to you beer head. happy100
Miss D a tough one for you. happy100
My parents were separated but not divorced when my father died he wanted to be cremated, a fact which we all knew. My mother buried him. noooo:
At least she waited until he died...
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Thanks everyone. Your condolences help.
We will be scattering ashes at Pilsdon Pen.
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Sympathy to you beer head. happy100
Miss D a tough one for you. happy100
My parents were separated but not divorced when my father died he wanted to be cremated, a fact which we all knew. My mother buried him. noooo:
At least she waited until he died...
Fair point well made. ;D
Beerhead Pilsdon Pen is a lovely place to be.
For those not in the know here is a taster...
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