The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 01:00:49 PM
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Firstly, I would like to thank the two gerls in the Ford Ka who hogged the middle lane of the M40 for about 25 miles whilst chatting to each other (face to face) and doing 50mph. I shall see you both in hell.
Thanks also to the mong in the Aston Martin Vantage (F1 8OND Wankah:) who was so busy on his phone he could not decide which lane to be in cussing:
And of course, the steering wheel clutcher in the inevitable Nissan MIcra in the middle lane of the M1 (doing 45 mph) who seemed to be deaf, blind and imbecilic.
cussing:
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All the usual suspects in fact.
The worst time to do that journey is on a Friday when the motorway system is clogged with car loads of our Asian friends heading to spend Saturday at worship in Birmingham and Manchester.
All driving Nissans of a rust colour and overloaded with saris.
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All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.
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rubschin: Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
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rubschin: Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
No, we sold it! whistle:
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All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.
I agree, they are all bastards cussing: I think Mr Wench has one redface:
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He does! lol:
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All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.
rubschin: Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
No, we sold it! whistle:
Phew! That was close! lol:
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rubschin: Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
No, we sold it! whistle:
Upgraded to a silver one whistle:
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rubschin: Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
No, we sold it! whistle:
Upgraded to a silver one whistle:
Miss D meet Mr Naughty Step
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Shan't
Today I obey no man whistle:
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I shall be there tomorrow eyes:
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Shan't
Today I obey no man whistle:
Oh Gawd ~ She'll be burning her underwear next!
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rubschin: Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
No, we sold it! whistle:
Upgraded to a silver one whistle:
No I bloody didn't! cussing:
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Calm down dear ~ it's only Miss D. whistle:
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Calm down dear ~ it's only Miss D. whistle:
Oh yes.... redface:
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WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs whistle:
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WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs whistle:
Thighs and freckles... Drool:
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WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs whistle:
Thighs and freckles... Drool:
Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"
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WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs whistle:
Thighs and freckles... Drool:
Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"
Spank2: eyes:
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rubschin: Shome coincidence shurely
Explosives alert after car blows up in Hartlepool, killing man
Area cordoned off, residents evacuated and bomb investigators called in after Nissan Micra exploded in early hours
http://tinyurl.com/6y43oyv
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WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs whistle:
Thighs and freckles... Drool:
Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"
Bloody right they are ... evil:
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WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs whistle:
Thighs and freckles... Drool:
Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"
Bloody right they are ... evil:
eeek:
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The svelte redhead has been in Cuba. SHe kept out of the sun, but is covered in freckles cloud9:
She had been to the gym and was wearing a sports bra and no top cloud9:
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The svelte redhead has been in Cuba. SHe kept out of the sun, but is covered in freckles cloud9:
She had been to the gym and was wearing a sports bra and no top cloud9:
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rubschin:
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The svelte redhead has been in Cuba. SHe kept out of the sun, but is covered in freckles cloud9:
She had been to the gym and was wearing a sports bra and no top cloud9:
What if Rachel finds out? rubschin:
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If I might add ...
Oi! Mrs! That white line down the middle of the road is not for bloody decoration! Stay on your side of it! cussing:
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Back on topic cloud9:
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This morning a taxi pulled out in front of me from a side turning. I mouthed a few words at him before I realised that I was still indicating left after coming off a roundabout redface: