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Title: Other drivers
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 01:00:49 PM
Firstly, I would like to thank the two gerls in the Ford Ka who hogged the middle lane of the M40 for about 25 miles whilst chatting to each other (face to face) and doing 50mph. I shall see you both in hell.

Thanks also to the mong in the Aston Martin Vantage (F1 8OND  Wankah:) who was so busy on his phone he could not decide which lane to be in  cussing:

And of course, the steering wheel clutcher in the inevitable Nissan MIcra in the middle lane of the M1 (doing 45 mph) who seemed to be deaf, blind and imbecilic.
 cussing:


Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 01:39:26 PM
All the usual suspects in fact.


The worst time to do that journey is on a Friday when the motorway system is clogged with car loads of our Asian friends heading to spend Saturday at worship in Birmingham and Manchester.

All driving Nissans of a rust colour and overloaded with saris.
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2011, 02:09:00 PM
All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
 rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 02:34:27 PM
All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.

I agree, they are all bastards  cussing:  I think Mr Wench has one  redface:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:38:25 PM
He does!  lol:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:52:29 PM
All Nissan Micra drivers should be eviscerated. All of them.

rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:


Phew! That was close!  lol:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 02:56:02 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:

Upgraded to a silver one  whistle:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 02:59:30 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:

Upgraded to a silver one  whistle:


Miss D meet Mr Naughty Step
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 03:07:22 PM
Shan't 

Today I obey no man  whistle:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 03:09:55 PM
I shall be there tomorrow  eyes:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 03:25:16 PM
Shan't 

Today I obey no man  whistle:

Oh Gawd ~ She'll be burning her underwear next!
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 03:31:18 PM
rubschin:  Doesn't BM drive a purple Micra in the UK?

No, we sold it!  whistle:

Upgraded to a silver one  whistle:

No I bloody didn't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 03:33:13 PM
Calm down dear ~ it's only Miss D.  whistle:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 03:33:53 PM
Calm down dear ~ it's only Miss D.  whistle:

Oh yes....  redface:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 03:34:46 PM
WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs  whistle:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 03:38:54 PM
WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs  whistle:

Thighs and freckles... Drool:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 03:43:17 PM
WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs  whistle:

Thighs and freckles... Drool:

Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 03:44:53 PM
WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs  whistle:

Thighs and freckles... Drool:

Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"

 Spank2:  eyes:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 03:51:57 PM
 rubschin:  Shome coincidence shurely

Quote
Explosives alert after car blows up in Hartlepool, killing man

Area cordoned off, residents evacuated and bomb investigators called in after Nissan Micra exploded in early hours

http://tinyurl.com/6y43oyv
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 04:02:14 PM
WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs  whistle:

Thighs and freckles... Drool:

Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"

Bloody right they are ... evil:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 04:26:14 PM
WIth her axe, and her dangerous thighs  whistle:

Thighs and freckles... Drool:

Methinks you two are "cruising for a bruising"

Bloody right they are ... evil:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 04:28:52 PM
The svelte redhead has been in Cuba. SHe kept out of the sun, but is covered in freckles  cloud9:

She had been to the gym and was wearing a sports bra and no top  cloud9:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 04:30:09 PM
The svelte redhead has been in Cuba. SHe kept out of the sun, but is covered in freckles  cloud9:

She had been to the gym and was wearing a sports bra and no top  cloud9:

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2011, 04:30:40 PM
The svelte redhead has been in Cuba. SHe kept out of the sun, but is covered in freckles  cloud9:

She had been to the gym and was wearing a sports bra and no top  cloud9:

What if Rachel finds out?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2011, 04:46:15 PM
If I might add ...

Oi! Mrs! That white line down the middle of the road is not for bloody decoration! Stay on your side of it!  cussing:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 05:02:33 PM
Back on topic  cloud9:
Title: Re: Other drivers
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
This morning a taxi pulled out in front of me from a side turning. I mouthed a few words at him before I realised that I was still indicating left after coming off a roundabout  redface: