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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on May 13, 2011, 07:36:42 AM

Title: Sad Twats
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2011, 07:36:42 AM
Driving to the office this morning I passed a bloke who must have been in his forties riding  one of these or similar at the bottom of the page  (http://www.chopperdome.co.uk/cruisers.htm) . Just to add to it, he also had two big wing mirrors so that he can see people in both directions saying "what a twat"
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 07:38:52 AM
Steady on JOM ..... Showing all those at once like that you'll have our Tipsy orgasmic.
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 07:49:51 AM
Steady on JOM ..... Showing all those at once like that you'll have our Tipsy orgasmic.

 lol: lol: lol:

I forgot to tell Tipsy...

I was driving through the British Base on Tuesday - it is a very twisty, windy road through Happy Valley...

There was a stray dog running in and out of the road that I had to brake hard to avoid... anyhoo...

Two minutes later I passed a mahoosive peleton roaring down hill in the opposite direction (towards the dog)...

I can only imagine the carnage caused...  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 07:51:02 AM
Are they the ones that can store food in their beaks?
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 07:53:03 AM
Are they the ones that can store food in their beaks?

Yes Nick...  ::)
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:10:33 AM
Perhaps he was doing it for a bet, or missed the bus & borrowed it from his 8 year old son.
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 10:16:11 AM
The dog?  whacky115
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:19:00 AM
The guy riding the bike (in the original post)
 whacky115 you too
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2011, 11:40:08 AM
The dog?  whacky115
Where did you say how old the dog was?
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 11:44:07 AM
I was thinking about dog years
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2011, 12:04:49 PM
I was thinking about dog years

Snoopy must be almost into 4 digits
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 12:05:33 PM
I was thinking about dog years

Snoopy must be almost into 4 digits

But no opposable thumb!  lol:
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 02:15:29 PM
Is that like being against thumbs, like?
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 02:27:07 PM
I was thinking about dog years

Snoopy must be almost into 4 digits

 evil: 448 dog years ackchooly
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 02:55:59 PM
Which is why you look a bit dogeared   drumroll:  Did you see what I did there? eh?
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 02:58:48 PM
Which is why you look a bit dogeared   drumroll:  Did you see what I did there? eh?

Yes I saw what you did there  evil:
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 03:03:24 PM
Which is why you look a bit dogeared   drumroll:  Did you see what I did there? eh?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 14, 2011, 04:08:20 AM
 sick2: to the bikes.  You should have pushed him off JOM.  These cycle to work schemes have a lot to answer for.  ;D

Title: Re: Sad Twats
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Sad twat number 2

I was at Avebury earlier this week. There was a bloke there by himself, prolly in his 40's with a remote control monster truck like this


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F29zl2rdtw%2Fremote_control_monster_truck.jpg&hash=67668ad850d5c40551083f1b0392698d2c6cc656) (http://postimage.org/image/29zl2rdtw/)

The look of excitement on his face as it reached the top of an embankment and clambered over it noooo:  I'm sure tissues were required