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Title: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2011, 08:05:13 PM
Did you see this boy in the news today ?.....he is allegedly magnetic  rubschin:

Six-year-old Ivan Stoilikovic from Koprivnica in Croatia. His family claim that when he takes off his shirt, metallic objects such as spoons, mobile phones and even frying pans stick to his body. In total, his family says, he can carry up to 25kg of metal stuck to his torso..

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F11%2Farticle-1305134772878-0BFF52DE00000578-116707_466x360.jpg&hash=3782464c362fae147546a78769cf43b3ac0110da)

So if you had a 'talent' what would it be ????
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 08:07:21 PM
I attract cowshit  evil:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2011, 08:10:08 PM
I attract cowshit  evil:

That deserves a pat on the back  whistle:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 12, 2011, 08:10:11 PM
And convert it into bullshit :-)
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Pirate on May 12, 2011, 08:14:47 PM
I can go without a piss for 8 hours
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2011, 08:20:22 PM
It's going to be a long party then  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 08:23:44 PM
I attract cowshit  evil:

That deserves a pat on the back  whistle:
drumroll: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 04:10:32 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 05:15:41 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

Eewwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:29:44 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
eeek:

So you can suck Johnny but spit it out  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2011, 05:35:57 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

If you're wearing it at the time that's one hell of a trick
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2011, 08:18:11 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

If you're wearing it at the time that's one hell of a trick
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 08:20:58 AM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

How exactly did you discover that you could do this?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 13, 2011, 09:23:58 AM
I can bore people to death.
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 09:24:37 AM
 sleep017
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 13, 2011, 09:26:39 AM
sleep017

That's you done for you will sleep for 100 years and then some bloke will hack through your prickly bush and wake you up by snogging you. spider:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:05:18 AM
sleep017

That's you done for you will sleep for 100 years and then some bloke will hack through your prickly bush and wake you up by snogging you. spider:

 nonono: nonono: nonono:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 10:09:50 AM
Is it time for my pong pong ball joke?
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 10:16:08 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 10:26:06 AM
Is it time for my pong pong ball joke?

It is never time for your ping-pong ball joke...  noooo:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 02:28:07 PM
And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...

(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)

How exactly did you discover that you could do this?  rubschin:

Extremely pissed after a rugby match (against City of Freemans - we lost 14-4) and then watching England vs Argentina in the rugby club after that.  Our Scrum Half demonstrated it, then a load of us followed suit, as you do...
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
Yep! That sounds like a Rugby Club to me. 8)
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 02:34:15 PM
Yep! That sounds like a Rugby Club to me. 8)

 ;D

The more hardened lot then went on to play "Freckles"...  sick2:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 02:41:28 PM
Yep! That sounds like a Rugby Club to me. 8)

 ;D

The more hardened lot then went on to play "Freckles"...  sick2:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 03:34:33 PM
Nick's obviously played it before...
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 03:41:51 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 03:49:33 PM
I'm sure I've explained it before, BM - do a search for "freckles"
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 04:13:54 PM
Search for Freckles reveals only the references in this thread.

Time to tell all methinks.
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: tel on May 13, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
You don't really want to know.

Ignorance is bliss.
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 04:57:20 PM
And my middle name  ...or is that innocence  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 04:58:35 PM
I am sure you have freckles  eyes:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 04:59:22 PM
We have established that but I am sure it is nothing to do with a game.


Unless someone wants to play dot to dot  eyes:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: tel on May 13, 2011, 05:00:47 PM
Have you resisted looking it up?
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Nope  redface:

Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 05:04:36 PM
Nope  redface:

Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 05:09:43 PM
We have established that but I am sure it is nothing to do with a game.


Unless someone wants to play dot to dot  eyes:

I have pens  angel1
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:16:35 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I did not say " unless you want to play dot to dot " now did I  whistle:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: tel on May 13, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Nope  redface:

Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)

Or a sock or 2 paper plates.
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 13, 2011, 07:31:29 PM
Good grief why on earth even when totally pissed. sick2:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

I did not say " unless you want to play dot to dot " now did I  whistle:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: What is your party trick ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Only the weak used ladies nylons - we rugby pissed players went without - more of a splatter than a freckle. And the reason why? Blokes do this when pissed - my rugby team was made up of Accountants, Solicitors and Surveyors - but all of us acted stoopid when hammered. Still do !