The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2011, 08:05:13 PM
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Did you see this boy in the news today ?.....he is allegedly magnetic rubschin:
Six-year-old Ivan Stoilikovic from Koprivnica in Croatia. His family claim that when he takes off his shirt, metallic objects such as spoons, mobile phones and even frying pans stick to his body. In total, his family says, he can carry up to 25kg of metal stuck to his torso..
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F11%2Farticle-1305134772878-0BFF52DE00000578-116707_466x360.jpg&hash=3782464c362fae147546a78769cf43b3ac0110da)
So if you had a 'talent' what would it be ????
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I attract cowshit evil:
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I attract cowshit evil:
That deserves a pat on the back whistle:
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And convert it into bullshit :-)
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I can go without a piss for 8 hours
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It's going to be a long party then rubschin:
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I attract cowshit evil:
That deserves a pat on the back whistle:
drumroll: evil: evil: evil: evil:
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
Eewwww! sick2:
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
eeek:
So you can suck Johnny but spit it out rubschin:
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
If you're wearing it at the time that's one hell of a trick
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
If you're wearing it at the time that's one hell of a trick
lol: lol: lol:
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
How exactly did you discover that you could do this? rubschin:
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I can bore people to death.
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sleep017
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sleep017
That's you done for you will sleep for 100 years and then some bloke will hack through your prickly bush and wake you up by snogging you. spider:
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sleep017
That's you done for you will sleep for 100 years and then some bloke will hack through your prickly bush and wake you up by snogging you. spider:
nonono: nonono: nonono:
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Is it time for my pong pong ball joke?
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Popcorn:
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Is it time for my pong pong ball joke?
It is never time for your ping-pong ball joke... noooo:
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And before Tel says it, yes my party trick is making vast amounts of Young's vanish...
(Oh, and I can also snort a condom up a nostril and then pull the inaled end out of my mouth)
How exactly did you discover that you could do this? rubschin:
Extremely pissed after a rugby match (against City of Freemans - we lost 14-4) and then watching England vs Argentina in the rugby club after that. Our Scrum Half demonstrated it, then a load of us followed suit, as you do...
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Yep! That sounds like a Rugby Club to me. 8)
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Yep! That sounds like a Rugby Club to me. 8)
;D
The more hardened lot then went on to play "Freckles"... sick2:
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Yep! That sounds like a Rugby Club to me. 8)
;D
The more hardened lot then went on to play "Freckles"... sick2:
Popcorn:
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:lalalala
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Nick's obviously played it before...
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Shrugs:
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I'm sure I've explained it before, BM - do a search for "freckles"
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Search for Freckles reveals only the references in this thread.
Time to tell all methinks.
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You don't really want to know.
Ignorance is bliss.
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And my middle name ...or is that innocence rubschin:
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I am sure you have freckles eyes:
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We have established that but I am sure it is nothing to do with a game.
Unless someone wants to play dot to dot eyes:
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Have you resisted looking it up?
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Nope redface:
Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)
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Nope redface:
Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We have established that but I am sure it is nothing to do with a game.
Unless someone wants to play dot to dot eyes:
I have pens angel1
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
I did not say " unless you want to play dot to dot " now did I whistle:
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Nope redface:
Freckles is played by first procuring a pair of ladies’ nylons, and then having one of the mates take a giant dump in them. The hose are then forcefully slapped down on the table, and whoever is covered in the fewest speckles of dung (ergo, “freckles”) has to buy the next round. I shit you not. (No pun intended.)
Or a sock or 2 paper plates.
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Good grief why on earth even when totally pissed. sick2:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
I did not say " unless you want to play dot to dot " now did I whistle:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Only the weak used ladies nylons - we rugby pissed players went without - more of a splatter than a freckle. And the reason why? Blokes do this when pissed - my rugby team was made up of Accountants, Solicitors and Surveyors - but all of us acted stoopid when hammered. Still do !