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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 06:35:00 PM

Title: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 06:35:00 PM: M40 evil:

One of those special cow bridges evil:

Noticed one cow seemed to be having [koff] digestive problems evil:

High wind in my direction evil:

Bonnet and windscreen completely obliterated by bovine diarrhoea eeek:

Wipers ineffective evil:

Hard shoulder evil:

Police arrive and piss themselves evil:

Refused entry to TWO car washes on biological warfare grounds Angry9:
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2011, 06:42:05 PM: point:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2011, 06:44:01 PM: You sure it wasn't bullshit whistle:
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Pirate on May 12, 2011, 06:57:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 12, 2011, 06:44:01 PM
You sure it wasn't bullshit whistle:

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Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Pirate on May 12, 2011, 07:02:39 PM: Really Nick...I'm quite sure that the police would not fall about laughing... char048

It must have been HATO... happy001
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 07:17:50 PM: HATO? evil:
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Pirate on May 12, 2011, 07:18:53 PM: Highways Agency Traffic Officers

In a 4x4 with the yellow and black battenburg markings
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Post by: Just One More on May 12, 2011, 07:19:19 PM: Highways Agency Traffic Officers Nick (plastic policemen, well not even plastic TBH)
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Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 07:24:50 PM: How would I know, my car was covered in cow shit evil:
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 05:19:50 AM: point:
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Post by: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:17:05 AM: Only you, only you.
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 10:23:38 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:17:05 AM
Only moo, only moo.

Fixed that for you! happy001
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 10:24:11 AM: evil:
Title: Re: Your cow!! SHE POO ON MY WINDSCREEN
Post by: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:26:20 AM: Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2011, 10:23:38 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on May 13, 2011, 10:17:05 AM
Only moo, only moo.

Fixed that for you! happy001

Mr keyboard meet mr coffee happy001