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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 06:29:34 AM
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Half an hour after opening bored, bored, bored, bored
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Thought you were working......... rubschin:
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Not a big turnout then?
I predict apathy will win.
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I am working...well I am here rubschin:
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A steady trickle of electors is wandering into the polling station opposite here..... but we are also voting on the Welsh Assembly.
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Barbara Windsor and her not so young looking toy boy have just been in and was chatting away ....apart from that the local councillor has been sitting here for two hours talking about how nurses should go back to the old style uniforms noooo:
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You getting wet?
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You getting wet?
eeek: Damp pantedness over Barbara Windsor? sick2:
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noooo:
Matt Lucas and new boyfriend have just left. Why are so many good looking men gay . Not Matt Lucas obviously !
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I am often mistaken for a gayer for just that reason angel1
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rubschin: You may be giving off other signals razz:
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I am often mistaken for a gayer for just that reason angel1
Referring to Tipsy as mum all the time perhaps
whistle:
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I am often mistaken for a gayer for just that reason angel1
Referring to Tipsy as mum all the time perhaps
whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Anyhoo, I have just been to vote. I voted against everything I could eveilgrin:
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Me too! spider:
I voted:
No on the AV form
Against the sitting Assembly member
Against the coalition members on the Welsh Assembly
A good day's work I feel.
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Bloody sad lives we lead when the most exciting thing we can do is go and vote no.
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Bloody sad lives we lead when the most exciting thing we can do is go and vote no . . . . .
. . . then tell our virtual internet chums about it. ;)
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I am going to cave this twat of a blokes head in , he is annoying me so much evil:
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Popcorn:
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I am going to cave this twat of a blokes head in , he is annoying me so much evil:
He only just back from his break....... whistle:
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rubschin:
No EVEN more annoying than him noooo:
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I am going to cave this twat of a blokes head in , he is annoying me so much evil:
Another Freemason?
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Bloody sad lives we lead when the most exciting thing we can do is go and vote no . . . . .
. . . then tell our virtual internet chums about it. ;)
Even sadder but it makes for conversation rather than leaving a void.
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Maybe we should start a Saddo CLub noooo:
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sad32:
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Welcome Braman, no need to be upset, we are quite friendly.
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doh:
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This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him whistle: ) , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !
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This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him whistle: ) , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !
A new date for you ....... rubschin:
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He obviously has a very small penis, Miss D, that's his problem.
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He obviously has a very small penis, Miss D, that's his problem.
Popcorn:
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This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him whistle: ) , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !
A new date for you ....... rubschin:
Will Pippa be your bridesmade? eyes:
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He squints when he talks
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And he talks a lot
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He squints when he talks
Answer my question! cussing:
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Yeah ....and you can give me away noooo:
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Yeah ....and you can give me away noooo:
noooo:
He'd charge for you....
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I take it he's not a very successful businessman lol:
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with
"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with
"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like.... cloud9:
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FFS he's now asking the typical ..."if you could invite any 5 people to dinner (living or dead ) who would it be ?
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with
"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like.... cloud9:
Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with
"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like.... cloud9:
Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?
No. evil:
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with
"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like.... cloud9:
Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?
No. evil:
TumbleTots?
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FFS he's now asking the typical ..."if you could invite any 5 people to dinner (living or dead ) who would it be ?
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Get his phone number and I will call him eveilgrin:
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with
"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like.... cloud9:
Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?
No. evil:
TumbleTots?
NO! cussing:
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Why not simply tell him to shut up and do the job he is there to do?
Or does he outrank you?
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He is another presiding officer noooo:
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He is another presiding officer noooo:
Tell him to feck of...
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Ask him how he feels about the angst of post-war Europe and the birth of existentialism.
Oh and what was the name of his first pet.
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Keel Him eveilgrin:
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What film supported Chariots of Fire ..
Banghead Banghead
I am going to stick him with pins until he makes Hellraiser look like a soft and cuddle toy cussing:
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Popcorn:
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What film supported Chariots of Fire ..
Banghead Banghead
I am going to stick him with pins until he makes Hellraiser look like a soft and cuddle toy cussing:
So no date yet........ rubschin:
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cussing:
I have reached my use by date anyway surrender:
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Just console yourself by thinking of ways to spend all that extra money you'll be paid for today.
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cussing:
I have reached my use by date anyway surrender:
I doubt it eyes:
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cussing:
I have reached my use by date anyway surrender:
Been used ...... rubschin:
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It had to happen ....some hooray henrietta has just had a full on tantrum cos her names not down she's not coming in.
Her ancestors fought for the right for her to vote , she pays her taxes , she is British, don't you know who my husband is etc etc etc. She phoned her 'reporter' friend whilst here screaming.
What a jumped up mare
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It had to happen ....some hooray henrietta has just had a full on tantrum cos her names not down she's not coming in.
Her ancestors fought for the right for her to vote , she pays her taxes , she is British, don't you know who my husband is etc etc etc. She phoned her 'reporter' friend whilst here screaming.
What a jumped up mare
I blame the staff........... whistle:
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cussing:
I have reached my use by date anyway surrender:
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cussing:
I have reached my use by date anyway surrender:
happy100
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Calm down dear, she said "use by" not "best before".