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Title: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 06:29:34 AM
Half an hour after opening bored, bored, bored, bored
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
Thought you were working......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 05, 2011, 06:32:39 AM
Not a big turnout then?

I predict apathy will win.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 06:37:14 AM
I am working...well I am here  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 06:47:35 AM
A steady trickle of electors is wandering into the polling station opposite here..... but we are also voting on the Welsh Assembly.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 08:54:16 AM
Barbara Windsor and her not so young looking toy boy have just been in and was chatting away ....apart from that the local councillor has been sitting here for two hours talking about how nurses should go back to the old style uniforms  noooo:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: tel on May 05, 2011, 08:59:42 AM
You getting wet?
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 05, 2011, 12:02:29 PM
You getting wet?


 eeek:  Damp pantedness over Barbara Windsor? sick2:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 12:57:37 PM
 noooo:
Matt Lucas and new boyfriend have just left. Why are so many good looking men gay . Not Matt Lucas obviously !
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 01:00:15 PM
I am often mistaken for a gayer for just that reason  angel1
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 01:30:34 PM
 rubschin:  You may be giving off other signals  razz:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 01:32:12 PM
I am often mistaken for a gayer for just that reason  angel1

Referring to Tipsy as mum all the time perhaps
 whistle:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 01:59:50 PM
I am often mistaken for a gayer for just that reason  angel1

Referring to Tipsy as mum all the time perhaps
 whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 02:02:18 PM
Anyhoo, I have just been to vote. I voted against everything I could  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Me too!  spider:

I voted:
No on the AV form
Against the sitting Assembly member
Against the coalition members on the Welsh Assembly


A good day's work I feel.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 02:08:48 PM
Bloody sad lives we lead when the most exciting thing we can do is go and vote no.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 02:48:33 PM
Bloody sad lives we lead when the most exciting thing we can do is go and vote no . . . . .
. . . then tell our virtual internet chums about it.   ;)
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 02:49:35 PM
I am going to cave this twat of a blokes head in , he is annoying me so much  evil:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 02:50:07 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 02:50:47 PM
I am going to cave this twat of a blokes head in , he is annoying me so much  evil:


He only just back from his break....... whistle:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 02:52:02 PM
 
 rubschin:

No EVEN more annoying than him  noooo:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 02:52:31 PM
I am going to cave this twat of a blokes head in , he is annoying me so much  evil:


Another Freemason?
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 03:01:05 PM
Bloody sad lives we lead when the most exciting thing we can do is go and vote no . . . . .
. . . then tell our virtual internet chums about it.   ;)

Even sadder but it makes for conversation rather than leaving a void.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 03:04:46 PM
Maybe we should start a Saddo CLub  noooo:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 03:13:23 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 03:16:15 PM
Welcome Braman, no need to be upset, we are quite friendly.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 03:17:05 PM
doh:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 04:07:11 PM
This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him   whistle: )   , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 04:11:20 PM
This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him   whistle: )   , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !

A new date for you ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 05, 2011, 04:25:33 PM
He obviously has a very small penis, Miss D, that's his problem.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 04:27:36 PM
He obviously has a very small penis, Miss D, that's his problem.

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2011, 04:28:20 PM
This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him   whistle: )   , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !

A new date for you ....... rubschin:

Will Pippa be your bridesmade?  eyes:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 04:34:03 PM
He squints when he talks
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 04:34:46 PM
And he talks a lot
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2011, 04:35:31 PM
He squints when he talks

Answer my question!  cussing:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 04:36:39 PM
Yeah ....and you can give me away  noooo:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:37:38 PM
Yeah ....and you can give me away  noooo:

 noooo:

He'd charge for you....
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 04:40:57 PM
I take it he's not a very successful businessman  lol:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 04:51:08 PM
FFS he's now asking the typical ..."if you could invite any 5 people to dinner (living or dead ) who would it be ?
 Banghead Banghead  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?

No.  evil:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 04:53:32 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?

No.  evil:

TumbleTots?
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
FFS he's now asking the typical ..."if you could invite any 5 people to dinner (living or dead ) who would it be ?
 Banghead Banghead  Banghead Banghead


Get his phone number and I will call him  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:54:36 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?

No.  evil:

TumbleTots?

NO!  cussing:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 05:24:54 PM
Why not simply tell him to shut up and do the job he is there to do?

Or does he outrank you?
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 05:27:04 PM
He is another presiding officer  noooo:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
He is another presiding officer  noooo:

Tell him to feck of...
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 05, 2011, 05:59:50 PM
Ask him how he feels about the angst of post-war Europe and the birth of existentialism.

Oh and what was the name of his first pet.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 06:41:24 PM
Keel Him  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 06:49:14 PM
What film supported Chariots of Fire ..
 Banghead Banghead

I am going to stick him with pins until he makes Hellraiser look like a soft and cuddle toy  cussing:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 06:50:52 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 06:51:21 PM
What film supported Chariots of Fire ..
 Banghead Banghead

I am going to stick him with pins until he makes Hellraiser look like a soft and cuddle toy  cussing:

So no date yet........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 06:54:17 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Snoopy on May 05, 2011, 06:55:43 PM
Just console yourself by thinking of ways to spend all that extra money you'll be paid for today.
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2011, 06:56:29 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:

I doubt it  eyes:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 06:59:21 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:

Been used ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 05, 2011, 08:35:53 PM
It had to happen ....some hooray henrietta has just had a full on tantrum cos her names not down she's not coming in. 
Her ancestors fought for the right for her to vote , she pays her taxes , she is British, don't you know who my husband is etc etc etc. She phoned her 'reporter' friend whilst here screaming.

What a jumped up mare
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
It had to happen ....some hooray henrietta has just had a full on tantrum cos her names not down she's not coming in. 
Her ancestors fought for the right for her to vote , she pays her taxes , she is British, don't you know who my husband is etc etc etc. She phoned her 'reporter' friend whilst here screaming.

What a jumped up mare

I blame the staff........... whistle:
Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Pirate on May 05, 2011, 08:57:01 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:


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Title: Re: Bored
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 09:10:30 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:


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Calm down dear, she said "use by" not "best before".