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Title: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2011, 10:01:12 AM
I hear he has taken her a special sausage  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 02, 2011, 11:20:26 AM
What have I missed out on now?????? Come on spill the beans. evil:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2011, 11:25:31 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2011, 12:15:57 PM
What have I missed out on now?????? Come on spill the beans. evil:

Mmmmmm, beans and sausage  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2011, 04:22:25 PM
He is looking up some German nurse (so to speak) who he met on his last Norwegian adventure
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
He remains noticeably mute on the subject  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: tel on May 02, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
A Rhine Maiden or Valkyrie?
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 02, 2011, 07:08:24 PM
Sent from Mr P's mobile earlier today...


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Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 02, 2011, 07:10:14 PM
Nurse Helga  rubschin:

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Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2011, 09:55:31 PM
He remains noticeably mute on the subject  rubschin:

She probably threw a towel over him at 6 AM.
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2011, 09:07:43 AM
He remains noticeably mute on the subject  rubschin:

She probably threw a towel over him at 6 AM.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2011, 10:27:37 AM
He is awfully quiet  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2011, 10:31:43 AM
Probably under orders to stay shtum.
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2011, 12:05:42 PM
Probably under orders to stay shtum.

"Vee haf Vays" etc.....
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 07, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
They are prolly trying to make a brat-worst.  A VP babby. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2011, 01:14:16 PM
I expect they are on a picnic in the park, possibly boating while they chat animatedly.

He is probably taking her up the serpentine right now.
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2011, 01:38:45 PM
I expect they are on a picnic in the park, possibly boating while they chat animatedly.

He is probably taking her up the serpentine right now.


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Pirate on May 07, 2011, 01:51:16 PM
He is awfully quiet  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Has anyone heard or seen Pastis since Bin Laden got the good news?

Anyone ever seen them in the same room?
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 02:19:48 PM
I expect they are on a picnic in the park, possibly boating while they chat animatedly.

He is probably taking her up the serpentine right now.

happy001
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2011, 02:52:07 PM
He is awfully quiet  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Has anyone heard or seen Pastis since Bin Laden got the good news?

Anyone ever seen them in the same room?

 noooo:

Pastis is clean cut though .

He is away cruising at the moment
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2011, 02:53:00 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 02:59:13 PM
 shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2011, 04:37:53 PM
Oooh, a whole thread devoted to a fictional event  lol:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 04:38:39 PM
How unusual for the VP eh  lol:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2011, 04:44:37 PM
But you said you were going to look her up, like  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2011, 05:01:11 PM
Yes I did, but you can't do that very easily if said person is not there  Shrugs:

However, the Peruvian duty free laydee  eyes: ... 
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2011, 05:09:25 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 05:10:26 PM
Yes I did, but you can't do that very easily if said person is not there  Shrugs:

However, the Peruvian duty free laydee  eyes: ... 

Did she come in Ande like  ?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Pastis on May 08, 2011, 05:13:45 PM
Yes I did, but you can't do that very easily if said person is not there  Shrugs:

However, the Peruvian duty free laydee  eyes: ... 

Did she come in Ande like  ?  lol:

 drumroll:

It was all going so well until she failed to apply my discount  evil:.  I pointed this out and the temperature dropped considerably  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new adventures of Pasties and the German nurse
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
Yes I did, but you can't do that very easily if said person is not there  Shrugs:

However, the Peruvian duty free laydee  eyes: ... 

Wot is the normal duty on a Peruvian laydee then...?  rubschin: