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Title: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 08:21:14 AM
All nice and ready like, except I can't get the telly to werk  rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2011, 08:23:43 AM
I have not got the TV on.
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 08:25:03 AM
Nick ~ without a working TV you'll will see as much as the tens of thousands standing around London.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 08:29:54 AM
Oooh what a lovely hat, ....oooh what a lovely dress. Oooooooh who the heck are they......Oooooooh there are the Beckham's


That about sums it all up  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
I see it is not pizeing there  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2011, 08:39:48 AM
Britain’s married men have formally applied for a so-called ‘super-injunction’, in an attempt to prevent the royal wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton from being shown on television, ‘or indeed in any form of media whatsoever.’

Speaking outside the Royal Courts of Justice, spokesman Dennis Conningsby explained how he, together with every other married man in the country, is seeking to slap a last-minute non-disclosure order on the organisers of the big day, preventing them from broadcasting the ceremony. ‘For us, the very prospect of a whole day’s worth of royal celebration is simply terrifying. We’ve already had about a month’s worth of respectful toadying on our tellies, what with all those documentaries and wedding specials in that cloyingly measured tone of the BBC royal correspondent – it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop now.’



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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 08:42:09 AM
What are the odds on a suicide bomber. Is it true that Boris has given them a tandem?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 08:43:09 AM
A few observations:

Some of those names are better than the made up ones, Tara Palmer-Tompkinson's sister is called (buggered if I know how to spell it), but it's pronounced "Santa Sea-bag Monty-Fee-Oary

Bitchy comment of the day so far has to be about Earl Spencer, "Ooh, there's Earl Spencer with his new fiance"..... "yes, they are often quite new"

Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that

Are there only americans in the crowd?
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 08:44:59 AM

Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that

Same place as Ben bloody Fogle, how'd he get an invite eh?
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 08:46:43 AM
My plum is constantly in my mouth  lol:

Loved the Earl Spencer comment....that's what we need the alternative bitch fest commentary  lol:


Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 08:47:33 AM
I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 08:48:30 AM
 lol:

Looks a bit Norman Wisdom these days  rubschin:
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Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2011, 08:49:09 AM
I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance  whistle:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2011, 08:49:16 AM

Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that

Same place as Ben bloody Fogle, how'd he get an invite eh?

He just cried when he didn't get one.  One was then sent to shut him up.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 08:49:30 AM
I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance  whistle:

Another first!
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 08:49:48 AM
I wonder if Elton heads straight for the organ  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 08:50:34 AM
Ben Fogle sounds like a rude gesture  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2011, 08:51:12 AM
I wonder if Elton heads straight for the organ  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 08:52:03 AM
JOM has been preparing for this for some time  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
I wonder if Elton heads straight for the organ  lol:

Prolly had a few stiff ones to calm his nerves like.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 08:56:23 AM
Oh no Miss D, I'm actually surprised I'm in the same room as the TV with it on. But I can be what Terry Wogan is to Eurovision.

You know when they start to worry when they think a volcano is going to erupt, and they show it bubbling, getter hotter, steam coming from it, getting angrier, ready to burst.... that's Mrs JOM at the moment  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 08:58:10 AM
Sling a bucket of cold water on her, you know it makes sense
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:08:41 AM
Been for tea and toast, did I miss owt?

Back to a rolling simmer now
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:11:57 AM
American - "It's a fairy tale"
Bimbette reporter - "You really think it's a fairy tale"
American - " Oh yes"  Banghead  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:24:10 AM
I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance  whistle:

Bloody hell, I missed the being taken up the aisle reference

 The most successful stalker in history  (http://www.xomba.com/kate_middleton_most_successful_stalker_world)  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 09:27:39 AM
The streets are empty here and I can hear people cheering at their tellies  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:29:00 AM
Bloody hell, I thought that was Al Fayed  eeek: , twas the king of Tonga


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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:32:07 AM
Members of the royal family in four mini-buses  eeek:

And the crowds don't appear to be as thick/dense as expected.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 09:32:26 AM
Wots wiv the mini-buses ........how naf...... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:35:13 AM
Phillip Schofield to Andrew Neill, "so, how well do you know the couple"
AN - "not very well at all

 ;D  I don't think he was expecting that, and was thinking "well whyTF are yuo here then  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:38:46 AM
Great comment, "you'll be able to get satellite TV with that hat"
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:40:45 AM
Wenchy is watching the wedding with her wedding dress on  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 09:46:27 AM
Charles wipes his nose with his right hand and then shakes hands with the Archbishop. Class  happy001
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
This car is leaving here, this car is leaving there. I have an image of somebody like Susannah York with a big map on a table pushing model cars along the routes as they progress a-la Battle of Britain


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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 09:51:39 AM
In those frilly pants and suspenders  eyes:  Pity she is dead  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:52:59 AM
Queen to the dean - "if I knew you were wearing yellow I'd have put something different on"
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:55:16 AM
In those frilly pants and suspenders  eyes:  Pity she is dead  noooo:

A memorable movie moment.  Anything to help Nick


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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:03:31 AM
OK, serious for a mo, no overstated train or flowers, she looks every bit a princess, well done that girl.

I'm filling up  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 10:07:37 AM
OK, serious for a mo, no overstated train or flowers, she looks every bit a princess, well done that girl.

I'm filling up  sad24:

I'm filling up ...............a beer glass......... ;D
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:11:09 AM
Ah, first hymn to satisfy the Welsh, theyll be singing in the valleys
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
OK, serious for a mo, no overstated train or flowers, she looks every bit a princess, well done that girl.

I'm filling up  sad24:

Yeah I'd agree with that. Mind you I reckon her sister is a stunner in that dress  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:14:18 AM
This car is leaving here, this car is leaving there. I have an image of somebody like Susannah York with a big map on a table pushing model cars along the routes as they progress a-la Battle of Britain


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Funny I'd have thought your experience of ordering out the gritters, snowploughs etc would have suited you to the role. Not so sure you have the legs and arse for the stockings and frilly knickers though.
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:16:53 AM
"Not so sure" you say. So part of you thinks, "maybe"
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:18:02 AM
Send piccies for definitive opinion.  ;)
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Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 10:19:51 AM
Send piccies for definitive opinion.  ;)


NNNoooooooooo........
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:21:12 AM
Ackchewly I have to admit she (Kate) looks a damned sight better dressed than Diana did.

Phil looks good for a 90 year old ..... hope I can look that fit at his age ..... I certainly don't now and I'm 27 years younger.
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:23:30 AM
Ditto, and Prince Phillip is 38 years older than I
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:24:46 AM
I have to say though that those Middleton lasses look like they could do with a good meal
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:28:13 AM
That camera shot across the heads of the congregation reminded me of a Smith and Jones sketch about "Songs of Praise" when the vicar started with "my my, didn't the hat shop do well this week"  whistle:
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:29:37 AM
And that hymn they're doing now, it started like one of Elton Johns, possibly "Circle of Life"  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:31:07 AM
I have to say though that those Middleton lasses look like they could do with a good meal

The sister certainly CANNOT be wearing knickers under that dress! No VPL!!

Perhaps she has her eye on Harry  eyes:
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:32:23 AM
How come everyone has disappeared off the board?


Secret wedding watchers all! At least we have admitted to watching at least part of it.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 10:33:31 AM
Hostal Miguel let me down

Anyhoo, Kate Middleton: I would

She has a cake and a train
 drumroll:
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:34:28 AM
Is that all it takes to make you happy?  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
How come everyone has disappeared off the board?


Secret wedding watchers all! At least we have admitted to watching at least part of it.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:36:18 AM
And that hymn they're doing now, it started like one of Elton Johns, possibly "Circle of Life"  rubschin:

No, it was  Can You Feel The Love Tonight  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUS47tKScgQ)  I suspect she may too
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
Ah well ~ Good luck to the pair of them. Hope it works out well for them over the years.
History, however, is against them.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 10:37:23 AM
Getting a bit boring now with old blokes pontificating  sleep017
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
How come everyone has disappeared off the board?


Secret wedding watchers all! At least we have admitted to watching at least part of it.

I've been here Snoopy, you may have noticed like  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:38:09 AM
Getting a bit boring now with old blokes pontificating  sleep017

You leave Snoopy alone, he makes a valid point
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 10:38:46 AM
Getting a bit boring now with old blokes pontificating  sleep017

You leave Snoopy alone, he makes a valid point


 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 10:43:03 AM
 cussing:
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Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 10:43:47 AM
Getting a bit boring now with old blokes pontificating  sleep017

You leave Snoopy alone, he makes a valid point
doh:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:49:21 AM
Elton John really does look ill

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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 29, 2011, 10:50:02 AM
How come everyone has disappeared off the board?


Secret wedding watchers all! At least we have admitted to watching at least part of it.

Not me. Haven't had the telly on.

Decided to clean the fish tank instead.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:51:33 AM
Elton John really does look ill



Barman, get those cards sorted, make sure mine has 64 on it will ya
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:52:36 AM
How come everyone has disappeared off the board?


Secret wedding watchers all! At least we have admitted to watching at least part of it.

Not me. Haven't had the telly on.

Decided to clean the fish tank instead.

Top man
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 10:54:37 AM
We had Jerusalem at my wedding  noooo: I also got my Welsh aunties to sing a Methodist hymn "Will your Anchor Hold". It didn't  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:58:20 AM
Are you sure it was anchor  whistle:

Anyway, is Sir Hubert Parry on royalties? (see what I did there) That's three of his hits played so far
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 10:59:56 AM
I wonder if Miss D has quaffed all that champagne yet ........ rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:00:33 AM
I hope they don't let Sir Elton near the choirboys  scared2:
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:01:44 AM
Those people in parts of the abbey that can't see (and there are many of them), do they have video screens projecting it to them  rubschin: They'd have had a better view from JOM Towers
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:02:27 AM
Prince Edward looks older than his dad
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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 11:05:17 AM
That's what a few weeks in the Royal Marines do to you..... If you are a bit of a softy.
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Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:07:16 AM
 sad24:
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Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 11:07:48 AM
I wonder if she will stick the dress on e-bay now....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
That's what a few weeks in the Royal Marines do to you..... If you are a bit of a softy.

Ouch  lol:

I don't recall them doing the "you may now kiss the bride" bit. Do they save that for on the palace balcony in these royal ones  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:08:59 AM
I wonder if she will stick the dress on e-bay now....... rubschin:

Seriously, she's auctioning the dress, and the proceeds are going to charity, well done that girl
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Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:16:23 AM
I wonder if Miss D will buy it, just in case like
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:19:54 AM
My plum is constantly in my mouth  lol:

If she can hold a plum in her mouth for long periods, there's every chance
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2011, 11:20:54 AM
My plum is constantly in my mouth  lol:

If she can hold a plum in her mouth for long periods, there's every chance


 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:25:50 AM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr gutter  noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:27:30 AM
Six pages with a couple of near misses must be something of a record surely
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 11:29:56 AM
I wonder if Miss D has quaffed all that champagne yet ........ rubschin:

Not quite all ...2nd glass in  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:31:07 AM
It's G&T o'clock here  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 11:32:21 AM
I wonder if Miss D will buy it, just in case like
I could use it as dusters for my shelf like  sad24:
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:33:11 AM
Tartan trousers and waistcoat! He's gotta be wearing them as a bet
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Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:34:48 AM
Hoo?  eeek:
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Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:36:20 AM
Rupert the bear  point:

Don't know, some white haired bloke outside the abbey
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:37:08 AM
Simon Schama seems to be having some sort of sitting down orgasm  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:38:30 AM
Commentary on Posh Spice, " she must be smiling now surely" .... my thoughts exactly, what a po-faced miserable cow, clearly not happy at not being the centre of attention
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:40:06 AM
She cannot smile. Maybe she is a friend of Maria Eagle  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:40:51 AM
WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  rubschin:

Stoopid hats! Someone made afortune!!!
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 11:41:09 AM
From my perspective the whole thing ruined by a running commentary of absolute drivel from Huw Edwards matched only by a loud running commentary from SWWLTBO (equally drivel).  

At least I could switch Edwards off! Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:42:12 AM
WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  rubschin:

I notice mum wasn't invited. Had she been there she could have given them advice on sartorial elegance  point:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 11:43:04 AM
Commentary on Posh Spice, " she must be smiling now surely" .... my thoughts exactly, what a po-faced miserable cow, clearly not happy at not being the centre of attention

Honestly she could sour milk at a thousand yards . She needs to eat a good meal , have a drink and lighten up.

Uptight , miserable mare
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:43:34 AM
WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  rubschin:

I notice mum wasn't invited. Had she been there she could have given them advice on sartorial elegance  point:
Why did they call her "Badger"?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 11:44:29 AM
Reckon H.M. will have marked the card of the Bishop of London with all that guff about God not liking Queers and Adultery!  whistle: Royal family are riddled with both. Early retirement beckons the Bishop methinks
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 11:44:52 AM
From my perspective the whole thing ruined by a running commentary of absolute drivel from Huw Edwards matched only by a loud running commentary from SWWLTBO (equally drivel).  

At least I could switch Edwards off! Banghead

I had ITV on. Including the ring being made of WELSH gold, how many references to WALES did he manage to squeeze in  rubschin:
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Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2011, 11:50:53 AM
I've made a lickle jug of Buck's Fizz ... the day's looking better already   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 11:52:47 AM
You have some catching up to do  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 11:55:14 AM
Reckon H.M. will have marked the card of the Bishop of London with all that guff about God not liking Queers and Adultery!  whistle: Royal family are riddled with both. Early retirement beckons the Bishop methinks

I missed that bit. WOnder how Sir Elton took it (see what I did there?)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 11:58:11 AM
Reckon H.M. will have marked the card of the Bishop of London with all that guff about God not liking Queers and Adultery!  whistle: Royal family are riddled with both. Early retirement beckons the Bishop methinks

I missed that bit. WOnder how Sir Elton took it (see what I did there?)

Shouldn't worry about Sir Elton ~ He's well used to being stabbed in the back.  razz:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2011, 11:58:46 AM
Sir Elton always like to receive a warm hand on his entrance  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 12:00:18 PM
I can understand Mike Tindall being there, but how did Gareth Thomas wangle an invite

Huw Edwards must have been wetting himself
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 12:32:25 PM
Who said romance was dead. I just got goosebumps from that scene on the balcony








When the Spitfire, Lancaster and Hurricane flew by  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 12:39:22 PM
Indeed ~ Jolly well done the BBC for managing to nearly miss it and only show shots of an inaudible twat in the Lancaster (did my eyes deceive me or did he actually start to speak, then listen to his microphone and then start again and get faded out?)

AND then they only managed shots of the arse end of both flights as they flew over the Palace .....There was a time when the cameras would have followed the flight right down the Mall and then over Buck House. The director needs sacking!
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 12:43:01 PM
They shown it in full on the BBC, but they have also repeated "the kiss" about five times so far
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 12:49:52 PM
Well it's not been too bad as a warm up to the big event ...Eurovision just a few weeks away  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 12:51:22 PM
TBF there were two kisses.

I see Kate is auctioning her dress for charity (My mum made hers into net curtains) to avoid the unseemly profiteering that went on with Diana's clothes.

Also worth noting that HM and Phil are ducking out, after hosting the buffet luncheon, to set off on a weekend away ~ which is a very diplomatic way of avoiding any embarrassment when the Father of The Bride and the Best Man make their speeches.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 12:53:41 PM
Meanwhile I assume BM is still throwing gravel rather than confetti.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 01:07:44 PM
They're now showing photos of how "we" celebrated the event where we were. They've not shown me on me laptop yet  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 29, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
 I'm so sick of this royal wedding, I'm thinking of releasing Maddie to get them off the tv :D
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 29, 2011, 01:10:54 PM
Is it over yet?  surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 01:13:56 PM
I'm so sick of this royal wedding, I'm thinking of releasing Maddie to get them off the tv :D

 lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 01:14:30 PM
Is it over yet?  surrender:

Some of the crowd are on the pitch ...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 01:37:45 PM
.... they think it's all over.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 01:47:11 PM
I am a little bit warm and fuzzy now
 redface:

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Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2011, 01:47:44 PM
Oo-er!
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 02:53:48 PM
What a nice touch, driving from the palace to Clarence house in the Aston Martin complete with trailing balloons and just wed number plate, and a Sea-king helicoptor above. A smal reward for those that were still hanging around  happ096
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 03:02:57 PM
Ok ...I may now need to go home and have a bit of a lie down  redface:

This drinking in the day time is hard work.

I may have also phoned The Brat and explained to her exactly how I want my next wedding to be  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 03:07:16 PM
Ok ...I may now need to go home and have a bit of a lie down  redface:

This drinking in the day time is hard work.

You need to practise more



I may have also phoned The Brat and explained to her exactly how I want my next wedding to be  redface: redface: redface:

 eeek:

And "next" suggests it may be one of a series  eeek:  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 03:08:58 PM
Ok ...I may now need to go home and have a bit of a lie down  redface:

This drinking in the day time is hard work.

I may have also phoned The Brat and explained to her exactly how I want my next wedding to be  redface: redface: redface:

pissed  point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 03:16:49 PM
Oh yes a little bit  redface: redface: redface:

Champers always has that effect on me  redface:

You are all my beshtist friends and I love you alllllllllllllllll    lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2011, 03:20:22 PM
G&T all round  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 05:42:59 PM

Champers always has that effect on me  redface:

It has a different effect on me  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on April 29, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Miss D has just texted and said I looked like her second husband.

I said 'Oh really...how many times have you been married?'

She said 'Once'
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 06:07:48 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Can you offer me a flyover and a public procession  rubschin:


I am awoken now ....fully refreshed  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on April 29, 2011, 06:09:39 PM
Flyover...No

Legover...yes
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 29, 2011, 06:12:00 PM
Having missed the entire thing, I'm just catching up on the highlights on the Beeb. Has anyone done a "tight ring" joke yet?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 06:12:41 PM
You can be the first  lol:

If you can combine Elton into that you're onto a winner  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on April 29, 2011, 06:13:04 PM
Obviously not referring to Elton...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on April 29, 2011, 06:13:35 PM
Oi...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 06:13:59 PM
You're just not quick enough  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on April 29, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
That could be an advantage...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 06:40:27 PM
They only sat Elton John near the choir boys. Who the fuck does these risk assessments ?
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Can you offer me a flyover and a public procession  rubschin:


I am awoken now ....fully refreshed  cloud9:

Careful, if stories are to be believed, a few Russians are propping a few M1 flyovers up
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
They only sat Elton John near the choir boys. Who the fuck does these risk assessments ?

 eeek: Language Miss D, there are impressionable youngsters who use this forum  lol:

I've managed to avoid the whole thing rewiring the network as part of the office refurb.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
At a minimum of double time I shouldn't wonder  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
Ask me again when I see my pay slip  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 09:09:14 PM
.
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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 09:13:14 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Now the fashionista's are out with their claws.

However only too well deserved in this case.

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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:43:05 PM
 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2011, 10:47:22 PM
Saturday mornings Daily Mail headline, ""Unemployed woman marries third generation immigrant at tax payers expense"

Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2011, 11:49:52 PM
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Beatrice got that part in "Star Trek" then?
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 05:54:41 AM
Loved this clip ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG5sDcv7bo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG5sDcv7bo)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 30, 2011, 11:15:19 AM

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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2011, 11:48:48 AM

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Excellent  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 30, 2011, 12:05:48 PM
Loved this clip ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG5sDcv7bo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG5sDcv7bo)

Most excellent.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2011, 07:28:00 PM

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"No dearest ..... That's what the page-boys are for"
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 07:36:04 PM
" what family jewels darling ? "
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2011, 06:29:06 PM
. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsXk-j51z4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsXk-j51z4)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2011, 06:35:25 PM
 Drool:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2011, 07:00:22 PM
. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsXk-j51z4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsXk-j51z4)

I was expecting Groove Armada   sadsmiley45:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2011, 07:01:15 PM
You really are picky today aren'tcha  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2011, 07:11:42 PM
Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book...........

You know Harry's going to be in it..........
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2011, 08:12:13 PM
http://pippasass.com/ (http://pippasass.com/)

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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2011, 08:14:20 PM
http://pippasass.com/ (http://pippasass.com/)

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Her ass has its own website......... eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2011, 08:19:51 PM
Where have you been APC? I thought every male in the world had checked it out.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2011, 08:21:20 PM
Where have you been APC? I thought every male in the world had checked it out.

Sorry, a bit slow........... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
I may be some time  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
NURSE!

Screens and Kleenex to bay three!
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 04:30:42 PM
Warning 18 rated and sensitivities may be offended. No complaining if you click the link right  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLifRJrIpY&playnext=1&list=PL019A1D379916A0A2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLifRJrIpY&playnext=1&list=PL019A1D379916A0A2)
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on May 08, 2011, 04:34:25 PM
When's part 2 coming out...
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Pirate on May 13, 2011, 10:46:17 AM
 razz:

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Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 10:47:00 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 11:20:57 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2011, 12:47:25 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:

"Disney they do well"
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 12:49:19 PM
 lol: lol: <GROAN>>
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 01:04:06 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:

"Disney they do well"

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 02:19:52 PM
My thespian sister reckons that every pantomime dame will be wearing stupid type wedding hats this year. I think she may be right
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2011, 02:28:25 PM
Oh THESPian ...... I really must get some reading glasses.
Title: Re: The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
 ::)
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Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2011, 06:46:46 AM
Well done the lass for putting the hat up for auction, £75,000 bid so far with the money going to two charities


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