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Title: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 06:44:18 AM

I started shaving when I was 15, and have had a moustache since I was 16 (apart from two weeks when I had a mad moment with petrol  eeek: ). I started losing my hair when I was 21 and always swore that I'd go bald before I went grey. Most of the hair has gone now, but over the past few months a few grey hairs have started appearing in what remains, and my moustache was greying at an alarming rate. Yesterday vanity won when I shaved the moustache off. 36 years I had that moustache!  sad24:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 06:49:09 AM

Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 06:44:18 AM

I started shaving when I was 15, and have had a moustache since I was 16 (apart from two weeks when I had a mad moment with petrol  eeek: ). I started losing my hair when I was 21 and always swore that I'd go bald before I went grey. Most of the hair has gone now, but over the past few months a few grey hairs have started appearing in what remains, and my moustache was greying at an alarming rate. Yesterday vanity won when I shaved the moustache off. 36 years I had that moustache!  sad24:

Christ!  eeek:

It must have been dragging on the floor!  noooo:

Baldy!  point:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 06:54:12 AM

Fool! I had it in a bun, I'm not stupid

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 06:59:40 AM

Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 06:54:12 AM

Fool! I had it in a bun, I'm not stupid

Ewww! What did that taste like?  sick2:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2011, 07:11:42 AM

I have a "salt & pepper" moustache. It will NOT be removed!

Having started to go grey at 16 frankly it doesn't bother me..... no more than the fact that my hair is now thinning and virtually white .... but I will be 64 in July so what the f*ck!

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 07:13:52 AM

So how do you think you look now JOM ....or are you still shocked at the person looking back at you in the mirror ???  lol:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 07:18:54 AM

Hard to believe Miss D, but better looking than ever  ;)

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 07:26:36 AM

Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 07:18:54 AM

Hard to believe Miss D, but better looking than ever  ;)

happy001

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 07:28:48 AM

Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 07:18:54 AM

Hard to believe Miss D, but better looking than ever  ;)

Pictures please  whistle:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Pirate on April 28, 2011, 07:30:06 AM

I have had a beard or a moustache on and off since I was about 20.  Never bushy, always close cropped, but not stubble either. Currently I am sporting a salt and pepper goatee...

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2011, 08:34:53 AM

I knew a wumman who had one of those. MInd you she had  had a pretty severe facelift.

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 08:45:57 AM

Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2011, 08:34:53 AM

I knew a wumman who had one of those. MInd you she had  had a pretty severe facelift.

Oh Nick!  noooo:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2011, 08:47:15 AM

 Shrugs:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 08:47:52 AM

Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2011, 08:47:15 AM

Shrugs:

You know what!  evil:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 09:19:12 AM

Another thread hits the gutter

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2011, 09:20:48 AM

Wot?

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2011, 10:03:00 AM

As Miss d says I think pictures are needed.  Your top lip must be very white compared to the rest of your face.

I did find this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1lguww2is%2Fmoust.jpg&hash=21a6dd39a9d4ca6ed149441a6576491d976ad2d1) (http://postimage.org/image/1lguww2is/)

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2011, 04:29:55 PM

Mine is viewable on Faceache .... for those who wish to see.

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 05:02:47 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on April 28, 2011, 04:29:55 PM

Mine is viewable on Faceache .... for those who wish to see.

 noooo:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2011, 05:05:54 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on April 28, 2011, 04:29:55 PM

Mine is viewable on Faceache .... for those who wish to see.

Your WOT......... eeek:

Title: Re: Vanity 1 vs JOM 0
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2011, 05:17:24 PM

I have one in a cupboard somewhere but the glue's dried up  rubschin: