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Title: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:23:50 PM
Pastis is heading North and I am heading South  eyes:

We shall compare notes on return. Oddly, almost all of my GFs have been redheads (NOT GINGERS). I have some sort of weakness for them  rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 03:26:02 PM
Pastis is heading North and I am heading South  eyes:

We shall compare notes on return. Oddly, almost all of my GFs have been redheads (NOT GINGERS). I have some sort of weakness for them  rubschin:

Redheads / gingers ............so why the thread title .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:26:57 PM
One likes to cater for all tastes  ::)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 03:29:34 PM
What about no hair ?
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 03:30:05 PM
What about no hair ?

 noooo:.........tsk
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 27, 2011, 03:30:57 PM
What about no hair ?

BM?
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: tel on April 27, 2011, 03:38:34 PM
Does it make any difference when they are constantly changing hair colour(s)?
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 03:40:35 PM
What about no hair ?

BM?

No he does have hair although he insists its blonde  ;D
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:41:36 PM
Transparent more like  noooo:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:42:21 PM
Does it make any difference when they are constantly changing hair colour(s)?

Collars and cuffs  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 03:43:05 PM
Gutter .........where are you ........... noooo:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:44:10 PM
In a southerly direction  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
Or closely shaven when its all prickly and you run your fingers against the grain
 eyes:
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: tel on April 27, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
Does it make any difference when they are constantly changing hair colour(s)?

Collars and cuffs  whistle:

Assuming they have any.
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
Or closely shaven when its all prickly and you run your fingers against the grain
 eyes:
 cloud9:

eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 03:49:46 PM
Men's head hair of course  8)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 03:55:44 PM
Pervert  noooo:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2011, 03:56:11 PM
Allegedly, where I'm going they're all like this, older and younger models alike  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rudyrucker.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fnorblondes.jpg&hash=dc8bdf99dfba78123c188b40eb59d89a4c8402e5)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 03:58:08 PM
What, white wine drinkers do you mean ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 04:00:34 PM
What, white wine drinkers do you mean ?  rubschin:

 noooo: blind...
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2011, 04:01:17 PM
What, white wine drinkers do you mean ?  rubschin:

Yes of course  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: tel on April 27, 2011, 04:01:56 PM
Albino?
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2011, 04:04:24 PM
Albino?

I'll let you know in the fullness of time  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 04:04:44 PM
Wot white wine?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2011, 04:09:19 PM
Wot white wine?  rubschin:

Thems not 'samples' in those glasses like.
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
In my opinion the first requisite is that they are willing.
The second is that they don't take one look at me and either burst out laughing or say "You must be joking".

Over the years I have enjoyed the company of blondes (Natural and Bottled), brunettes and the odd redhead.
One memorable GF was Eurasian with naturally jet black hair. Father was Dutch and Mother was Chinese (Hong Kong type).

Frankly I have no preference. If they like me and I like them hair colour never enters the equation.

Oh and it helps a lot if they stutter over the word NO!  ;)


I don't like freckles much, though a light dusting over the nose can look cute.
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2011, 04:13:15 PM
In my opinion the first requisite is that they are willing.
The second is that they don't take one look at me and either burst out laughing or say "You must be joking".

Over the years I have enjoyed the company of blondes (Natural and Bottled), brunettes and the odd redhead.
One memorable GF was Eurasian with naturally jet black hair. Father was Dutch and Mother was Chinese (Hong Kong type).

Frankly I have no preference. If they like me and I like them hair colour never enters the equation.

Oh and it helps a lot if they stutter over the word NO!  ;)


I don't like freckles much, though a light dusting over the nose can look cute.

It sounds like you will be ticking the 'anything with a pulse' box  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 04:15:13 PM
In my opinion the first requisite is that they are willing.
The second is that they don't take one look at me and either burst out laughing or say "You must be joking".

Over the years I have enjoyed the company of blondes (Natural and Bottled), brunettes and the odd redhead.
One memorable GF was Eurasian with naturally jet black hair. Father was Dutch and Mother was Chinese (Hong Kong type).

Frankly I have no preference. If they like me and I like them hair colour never enters the equation.

Oh and it helps a lot if they stutter over the word NO!  ;)


I don't like freckles much, though a light dusting over the nose can look cute.

It sounds like you will be ticking the 'anything with a pulse' box  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 04:15:41 PM
Allegedly, where I'm going they're all like this, older and younger models alike  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rudyrucker.com%2Fblog%2Fimages%2Fnorblondes.jpg&hash=dc8bdf99dfba78123c188b40eb59d89a4c8402e5)


Too tight to buy a meal each.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2011, 04:15:57 PM
In my opinion the first requisite is that they are willing.
The second is that they don't take one look at me and either burst out laughing or say "You must be joking".

Over the years I have enjoyed the company of blondes (Natural and Bottled), brunettes and the odd redhead.
One memorable GF was Eurasian with naturally jet black hair. Father was Dutch and Mother was Chinese (Hong Kong type).

Frankly I have no preference. If they like me and I like them hair colour never enters the equation.

Oh and it helps a lot if they stutter over the word NO!  ;)


I don't like freckles much, though a light dusting over the nose can look cute.

It sounds like you will be ticking the 'anything with a pulse' box  whistle:

If it helps I have only ever married (or been engaged to marry) Brunettes.


Is a pulse necessary? Warm would do ......  razz:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 04:17:01 PM
Well, I am warm  scared2:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 04:17:36 PM
Well, I am warm  scared2:

But you are ginger...  ::)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 27, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
odd redhead  rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2011, 04:18:44 PM
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2011, 04:19:51 PM
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:

But he has got a submariners jumper.  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 04:20:44 PM
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:

But he has got a submariners jumper.  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2011, 04:21:36 PM
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:

But he has got a submariners jumper.  whistle:

 rubschin: Put him down as a possible.
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 04:22:23 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 04:22:57 PM
eeek:

 point:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2011, 04:28:11 PM
odd redhead  rubschin:

 rubschin:  BM's quite keen on the odd redhead

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/galleries/TMG8092674/Seeing-red.html


Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Snoopy on April 27, 2011, 04:30:05 PM
They'd need to be odd.  razz:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 04:53:40 PM
I have a freckly back ...rules me out  lol:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2011, 04:55:06 PM
Oooooooooooooooh, I like freckles  eyes:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 04:56:01 PM
Good job they're on my back then  whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 04:56:56 PM
Good job I'm on my back then  whistle:


 whistle:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: tel on April 27, 2011, 05:20:43 PM
I have a freckly back ...rules me out  lol:

Are you really a ginger at heart then?
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 05:21:50 PM
Oh noes.....dark haired all the way through  8)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2011, 05:23:42 PM
Oh noes.....dark haired all the way through  8)

Dark hairy tongue?
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 05:24:37 PM
And on my toes and the backs of my palms, out my nose and in my ears
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: tel on April 27, 2011, 05:25:24 PM
Oh noes.....dark haired all the way through  8)

So it's the freckles that are falsies?

Some of the Irish ginger kids I was at primary school with were so freckled, that they almost looked diseased.
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
And on my toes and the backs of my palms, out my nose and in my ears

I can see Nick cancelling his hols.
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 06:06:23 PM
And on my toes and the backs of my palms, out my nose and in my ears

I didn't know you came from Skegness  lol:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2011, 09:57:42 AM
I found
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1lfuj2fno%2Fyul.jpg&hash=5e88edb45bd6f4e8f9c81a080bef1b5a9219e81e) (http://postimage.org/image/1lfuj2fno/)

very attractive and droolable, not so much now he's dead though. sad24:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 10:01:16 AM
I found
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1lfuj2fno%2Fyul.jpg&hash=5e88edb45bd6f4e8f9c81a080bef1b5a9219e81e) (http://postimage.org/image/1lfuj2fno/)

very attractive and droolable, not so much now he's dead though. sad24:


No hair, no moustache like  eyes:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2011, 11:53:00 AM
Deffinately  eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 01:41:42 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 01:55:43 PM
Deffinately  eyes: eyes:

Wot she said ^^^^^^

What I could do to , for and with that man  eyes:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: tel on April 28, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
A corpse?  scared2:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 03:12:43 PM
No , obviously when he was alive , alive o  noooo:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 03:14:22 PM
Deffinately  eyes: eyes:

Wot she said ^^^^^^

What I could do to , for and with that man  eyes:

Dig him up? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2011, 03:18:43 PM
No , obviously when he was alive , alive o  noooo:

Tel could probably get him fixed.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.originalalamo.com%2Fimages%2Fwestworld-web.gif&hash=c30416fbdfc87294523ae8cc4940444c6f9e6003)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 05:18:21 PM
I expect Miss D voted for blondes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 05:42:02 PM
Not really ...I normally prefer dark to no hair  8)
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 05:42:32 PM
Not really ...I normally prefer dark to no hair  8)

 evil:
Title: Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2011, 06:50:19 PM
Deffinately  eyes: eyes:

Wot she said ^^^^^^

What I could do to , for and with that man  eyes:

Enough about me, what about Yul Brynner then