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Title: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 07:28:34 AM
Married TV star wins 'worldwide' gagging order from judge

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8464639/Married-TV-star-wins-worldwide-gagging-order-from-judge.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8464639/Married-TV-star-wins-worldwide-gagging-order-from-judge.html)

So my understanding of this is that this chap ( high profile celeb married with kids) has been having it away with this woman. Things have now obviously gone Pete Tong and she is trying to sell her story and pictures...however the judge feels that she is breaching his confidence .

So he has issued this ban for eternity and to cover the whole wide world and the t'internet to stop her publishing her story  ( it's a good job we value freedom of speech so highly in this country)  because "breaching his privacy would damage the health of the man and his family" .

So he is not a footballer as recent similar cases have failed on such grounds  rubschin:

What a complete farce  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 07:45:16 AM
Married TV star wins 'worldwide' gagging order from judge

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8464639/Married-TV-star-wins-worldwide-gagging-order-from-judge.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8464639/Married-TV-star-wins-worldwide-gagging-order-from-judge.html)

So my understanding of this is that this chap ( high profile celeb married with kids) has been having it away with this woman. Things have now obviously gone Pete Tong and she is trying to sell her story and pictures...however the judge feels that she is breaching his confidence .

So he has issued this ban for eternity and to cover the whole wide world and the t'internet to stop her publishing her story  ( it's a good job we value freedom of speech so highly in this country)  because "breaching his privacy would damage the health of the man and his family" .

So he is not a footballer as recent similar cases have failed on such grounds  rubschin:

What a complete farce  noooo: noooo: noooo:



Agreed - a justice system where you can, er buy justice if you have the cash...  noooo:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
OFFS this is an absurd interpretation of the law. As you say money counts but hey don't forget we are all in this together. cussing:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2011, 08:57:06 AM
Should we say who it is yet?    whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 08:58:17 AM
Should we say who it is yet?    whistle:

Oh yes!  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2011, 09:00:23 AM
Should we say who it is yet?    whistle:

Oh yes!  lol:

But surely the full weight of the law would coming crashing down on the VP and all its patrons  scared2:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 09:00:57 AM
But what about his children .,....we must protect his children  ::)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2011, 09:03:53 AM
And how exactly does this Learned Judge intend to enforce a "World-Wide" gagging order?

Let us suppose that someone in North Korea knows who it is and posts it on the net. Does our learned friend actually expect that the North Korean Government are going to deliver up to him one of their nationals in order that he may impose sentence?
The whole thing is a farce. The facts are well known in the media and it will come out eventually. We just have to sit and wait. It will pop up on Wikileaks in time.

Meanwhile the order says nothing about a bit of speculation among friends.

Now remind me ~ does the UK have an extradition treaty with Northern Cyprus? whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2011, 09:06:36 AM
But what about his children .,....we must protect his children  ::)

Good point. Perhaps he should have thought of that in the first place  ::)

Beside they're all grown up girls ...  ooops
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 09:16:24 AM
Moral of the story ...never take those  eyes:  sort of pictures or videos  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 10:39:19 AM
The worst thing is that Imogen(?) bird ,has had an affair with a footy player ,he cannot be named but she can .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 10:40:38 AM
Tis unfair indeed ....but she probably appreciates the publicity  ;)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 10:52:11 AM
Tis unfair indeed ....but she probably appreciates the publicity  ;)

How un-fair ........another "lads mag" exclusive ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 11:01:19 AM
Tales of the wronged woman, shot on location and in a number of different swimming costumes and bikini's unfair. She needed the vacation to get over the stress of it all. You know what it's like.

You must have been soooooooooooooooo stressed out you never came back like ...or aren't allowed to come back   rubschin:. But that may be more because of our gag reflex  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 11:09:49 AM
Tales of the wronged woman, shot on location and in a number of different swimming costumes and bikini's unfair. She needed the vacation to get over the stress of it all. You know what it's like.

You must have been soooooooooooooooo stressed out you never came back like ...or aren't allowed to come back   rubschin:. But that may be more because of our gag reflex  lol: lol: lol:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2011, 07:08:34 PM
Should we say who it is yet?    whistle:

Oh yes!  lol:

Well I was gonna say Clarkson but I better not like
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 07:14:20 PM
Should we say who it is yet?    whistle:

Oh yes!  lol:

Well I was gonna say Clarkson but I better not like

 thought he had been "exposed" already .......???
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 07:14:40 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 07:20:54 PM
eeek:

old news.............

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/04/10/jeremy-clarkson-had-affair-with-mistress-phillipa-sage-for-more-than-a-year-115875-23050332/
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 07:35:49 PM
Divorced and re-married TV star with a huge public profile ( allegedly )  rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2011, 04:42:51 AM
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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2011, 05:32:39 AM
 rubschin:

Thought it said huge public profile  happy001
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2011, 09:28:25 AM
rubschin:

Thought it said huge public profile  happy001

Presumably, when you are made of plasticine, you can make your "profile" any size you like.
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2011, 10:30:22 AM
Should we say who it is yet?    whistle:

Oh yes!  lol:

Well I was gonna say Clarkson but I better not like

Just as well you didn't JOM.  As you haven't I am still clueless.  Don't suppose that will alter any time soon.
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2011, 10:39:52 AM
Divorced and re-married TV star with a huge public profile ( allegedly )  rubschin:

I'm getting there slowly, it's not Cliff Richard  rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2011, 10:47:44 AM
Close but no T shirt  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2011, 03:16:26 PM
It's Ray Winstone. Allegedly.
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2011, 03:22:49 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2011, 03:26:53 PM
eeek:

Why  eeek: Nick?
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pastis on April 22, 2011, 04:05:50 PM
It's Ray Winstone. Allegedly.

That's what I heard, but they're being granted thick and fast so perhaps one of many, allegedly of course.
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2011, 04:06:12 PM
It's Ray Winstone. Allegedly.

Oh where did you find that ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2011, 08:51:08 PM
We could just start trying celebrity names at random, we'll know we've got the right person when BM gets a letter from their solicitor...  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2011, 06:16:43 AM
We could just start trying celebrity names at random, we'll know we've got the right person when BM gets a letter from their solicitor...  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 06:09:39 AM
Apparently  Andrew Marr  (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5iou6ADumfWV-DR2is8rqT_XkcQhA?docId=N0113021303794791791A) took out a super-injunction to stop details being broadcast of his extra-marital affair. She must have been f*****g blind

A journalist stopping journalists talking about him  eeek:  A bit different when the boot's on the other foot eh
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 06:17:20 AM
 But it's ok as he is embarrassed about it now !!!   

Blindsight is a wonderful thing  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2011, 06:39:55 AM
I think he has seen the error of his ways:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/celebritynews/8473041/Andrew-Marr-drops-injunction-over-affair.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/celebritynews/8473041/Andrew-Marr-drops-injunction-over-affair.html)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:17:39 AM
Mr Marr won a High Court injunction in January 2008 to suppress reports of a relationship with a fellow journalist five years earlier.

At the time, he believed he had fathered a child with the woman.

He also made maintenance payments – until he discovered through a DNA test that he was not the girl's father.


I note the woman is not named anywhere ....perhaps she is even more embarrassed  rubschin:


Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Do we care?
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:22:48 AM
Oh dear....Snoops is nonchalant today  8)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2011, 07:25:16 AM
My first thought:

Q. How does a girl hold her liquor?

A. By the ears!


And this story is living proof razz:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2011, 07:39:35 AM
My first thought:

Q. How does a girl hold her liquor?

A. By the ears!


Do they stretch if it is done to excess?

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Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2011, 07:41:41 AM
Clearly
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fintranet.arts.ac.uk%2Fe_brief%2Fimages%2Fandrew_marr.jpg&hash=336bd2c8bbdd0cdabce8489a0269adddd11b46e6)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 07:45:24 AM
Do they stretch if it is done to excess?


 shutup:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2011, 08:09:17 AM
Thinking about it the gagging orders forbid the media from naming these celebrities but is there anything to stop them from publishing a list of those who don't have one instead. Revealing without revealing as it where.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2011, 01:12:51 PM
Tis unfair indeed ....but she probably appreciates the publicity  ;)

How un-fair ........another "lads mag" exclusive ...... rubschin:

Didn't take too long .........

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3561454/Imogen-Thomas-reveals-all.html
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 04, 2011, 02:07:27 PM
Mr Marr won a High Court injunction in January 2008 to suppress reports of a relationship with a fellow journalist five years earlier.

At the time, he believed he had fathered a child with the woman.

He also made maintenance payments – until he discovered through a DNA test that he was not the girl's father.


I note the woman is not named anywhere ....perhaps she is even more embarrassed  rubschin:





(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1kxaiw4h0%2Falice_miles.jpg&hash=3d5fc2187a819b5b84f4cc31e33cf3537323b44c) (http://www.postimage.org/)

I doubt it very much!

Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 04, 2011, 02:09:07 PM
Mr Marr won a High Court injunction in January 2008 to suppress reports of a relationship with a fellow journalist five years earlier.

At the time, he believed he had fathered a child with the woman.

He also made maintenance payments – until he discovered through a DNA test that he was not the girl's father.


I note the woman is not named anywhere ....perhaps she is even more embarrassed  rubschin:





(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1kxaiw4h0%2Falice_miles.jpg&hash=3d5fc2187a819b5b84f4cc31e33cf3537323b44c) (http://www.postimage.org/)

I doubt it very much!



Gagging?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2011, 04:51:35 PM
Tis unfair indeed ....but she probably appreciates the publicity  ;)

How un-fair ........another "lads mag" exclusive ...... rubschin:

Didn't take too long .........

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3561454/Imogen-Thomas-reveals-all.html

From the article

Quote

I've just spent a few months keeping my head down and working on various projects."

I bet she has, eh, eh, eh. Know what I mean, know what I mean, elbow, elbow, dig dig, still, whoooaarr eh, whooooaaar eh!

Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
Tales of the wronged woman, shot on location and in a number of different swimming costumes and bikini's unfair. She needed the vacation to get over the stress of it all. You know what it's like.

Miss D the fortune teller  rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2011, 10:28:18 AM
Rumour is the 30 or so individuals .....were named on twitter last night ..........

Any gossip ........... rubschin:

1st alleged (so they don't sue him).........Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer ... eeek:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2011, 08:30:32 PM
1st alleged (so they don't sue him).........Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer ... eeek:

And then it went to the surreal, Jemima Khan and Jeremy Clarkson  eeek:


Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on May 12, 2011, 08:42:50 PM
Hands up all those who like guessing games. The kind of game that the whole family can play. Well, the hottest guessing game in town right now appears to be one called ‘who has taken out a super injunction’.  Twitter is alive with rumours, gossip and guesses as to which premiership footballer, famous actor, British comedian, TV chef, TV presenter, TV actor and a few other celebrities have been doing things that they’d rather the public didn’t know about. Many of the newspapers are joining in the game too by giving out several cryptic clues as to the identities of the well-known, household name, celebrities involved.

So eyes down, look in! It’s time to play The Celebrity Super Injunction Rumour Quiz! The aim of the game is to try and match some random pictures of celebrities with a list of known super injunctions. All hypothetical of course, we’re just having a bit of fun aren’t we. After all, any answers that you might come up with here, that turn out to be accurate once the truth officially becomes known, would be pure coincidence. Right... Ok then, so off you go and see if you can also spot an odd one out ….

1. Which Manchester United footballer had an extramarital affair with 
Big Brother star Imogen Thomas which lasted for 7 months.

2. Which British actor, whose wife drives a volvo, paid £195 for the personal services of Helen Wood which, she says, included the use of a sex toy … on him. Helen Wood is also the same high profile 
prostitute who had a sex session with premiership footballer Wayne Rooney, which was reported widely in the tabloids.

3. Which TV chef is said to have sexually harassed one female 
employee and then sacked a male employee for no reason. The man is alleging age 
discrimination at an employment tribunal and also says that he is still owed wages.

4. Which outspoken TV presenter has taken out an injunction preventing publication 
of naked intimate photographs of himself and his ex-wife and definitely not Jemima Khan?

5. Which two stars of a popular TV drama show, on Channel 4, had an extra marital affair. The woman involved is also said to have left the show, as a result, in around December 2010.

6. Which British comedian, actor, writer is said to have a keen interest in 
BDSM and has made several visits to spanking and whipping establishments? Normally, he’s also very active on Twitter but has been rather silent of late and he was also a keen supporter of the #Yes2AV campaign.

 whistle:


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Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2011, 09:05:29 PM
I do like a good guessing game  cloud9:

Might be a bit too tough this one though JOM  ;)

You may have to dumb it down  a bit  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
So the footballer has been outed by an MP  ::)

The injunction however still stands as reconfirmed by the courts this afternoon  noooo:

But they can now openly discuss it in the news  rubschin:

How does that work then ????
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2011, 04:36:30 AM
Not very well it would appear  ;)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 05:15:46 AM
Not very well it would appear  ;)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 05:40:50 AM
So the footballer has been outed by an MP  ::)

The injunction however still stands as reconfirmed by the courts this afternoon  noooo:

But they can now openly discuss it in the news  rubschin:

How does that work then ????

As was said yesterday by the judge involved and subsequently reported
Quote
He was doing what parliament had asked the courts to do when it passed the Human Rights Act: to weigh up privacy and freedom of expression as embodied in articles 8 and 10 of the HRA. As required by section 12 of the act (at the urging of the press itself), judges must pay special regard to the media's own codes of conduct.

Clearly the press want to have it both ways and the MP (Hemmings) was told by the Speaker that whilst his remarks were subject to "Parliamentary Privilege" he should not abuse that privilege for the purpose of sensationalism.

Many have cited similar injunctions (See Mary Bell, Jon Venables et al) where the press have respected them. Indeed their own code of conduct enshrines the right to an individual's privacy unless it is a matter of "public interest". I don't think knowing the identity and whereabouts of a child murder is less in the public's interest than which footballer or film 'star' is getting their jollies so can only conclude that the press believe that Mary Bell etc are entitled to protection from public outrage and possible reprisals whereas the errant footballers are in danger of only a lot of piss taking the next time they appear on the pitch.

Of course the learned judge is right to seek to protect the man's family .... imagine what his children will go through at school and what his wife will feel about the matter ..... but again does Mr Giggs (and others) actually deserve consideration? After all he knew that his wife would probably find out ~ most wives do know, even if they don't do anything about it, when their husbands are having an affair.

It is a difficult question indeed and one the PM has, rightly in my opinion, now sought to resolve by means of an inquiry into the law itself and the possibility of changing it.

Personally I couldn't give a fat rat's arse who is screwing who. I know of many in this village who "place the OMO packet in their window". Doesn't bother me and as the news spreads (as it will in a small community) it is a five minute wonder. Would the press be interested? Of course not ..... nobody famous is involved.

No, it's the children involved and the predictable effect on them that worries me.
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 05:47:15 AM
Well hopefully the right honourable Mr Giggs will get his money back  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 05:52:54 AM
I don't give a feck to be honest and couldn't name most of the 'celebs' that seem so important to the sheeple...  noooo:

However, what does annoy me is the principle that you can buy the law if you have the cash. That is bad and wrong and obviously not just happening in privacy cases...
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 05:57:01 AM
Well hopefully the right honourable Mr Giggs will get his money back  lol:
Was the girl a tart then?
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 05:58:08 AM
Well hopefully the right honourable Mr Giggs will get his money back  lol:
Was the girl a tart then?


I wouldn't have thought so for a minute  ::)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 06:03:38 AM
Well hopefully the right honourable Mr Giggs will get his money back  lol:
Was the girl a tart then?

No, but I think she may have been bitter  noooo:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 06:06:06 AM
Well hopefully the right honourable Mr Giggs will get his money back  lol:
Was the girl a tart then?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2011, 06:18:43 AM
Well hopefully the right honourable Mr Giggs will get his money back  lol:
Was the girl a tart then?

No, but I think she may have been bitter  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 07:26:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSfKbUQKUfw

Hahahahahaha!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 24, 2011, 09:14:50 AM
Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named

In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the mysterious “Dark Lord”. Incredulous newsagent customers were transfixed this morning by the sight of the The Sunday Herald’s screaming headline “NAMED AT LAST!” accompanying a full front page picture of none other than Lord Voldemort, clearly recognisable despite his distinctive nose being blacked-out with the word “Censored”.

Voldemort, previously known as Tom Riddle, has been the subject of speculation ever since the media became aware that a famous practitioner of the Dark Arts (or “Welsh Football”) had taken out a so-called “super incantation” preventing his name ever being mentioned. Only the bravest or most foolhardy young wizards have dared speak his name, at great personal risk.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/23/victory-for-common-sense-as-muggle-newspaper-names-he-who-must-not-be-named/
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 09:32:44 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 12:17:03 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 05:04:14 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Oh...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 05:05:32 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Oh...? Popcorn:

Where ................ rubschin:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 05:09:16 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:



I just had a quick look - you're right!  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 05:09:25 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:



Where ........... Banghead
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 05:10:25 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:



Where ........... Banghead

Where we all came from - apart from you and your gayer mate...  ::)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:10:47 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:



I hope my last post over there causes much pant wetting  ;D
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 05:12:00 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:



I hope my last post over there causes much pant wetting  ;D

They'll prolly delete it...  ::)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:13:09 PM
I see the mods in the "other place" are basically shitting themselves. Again  8)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz  ...don't they take themselves far too seriously over there  noooo: noooo: noooo:



I hope my last post over there causes much pant wetting  ;D

They'll prolly delete it...  ::)

Prolly  ;D
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 05:13:56 PM
FFS - what imbeciles.....someone should start a thread about the freedom of speech and mod oppression  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2011, 05:16:49 PM
I see the breaking news is that a load of masked men pulled up outside Ryan Giggs house and knocked f*** out of the paparazzi's cars. I'm sure Mr Giggs has no idea whatsoever how it came to be  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-13530027
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 05:17:49 PM
Guess what I always thought RYAN GIGGS was a willy waving tosser  ...now it seems his john THOMAS is destroying his  image in the meeja too  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:23:56 PM
Ooops. I appear to have done it again...
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 05:26:09 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Well done Britney  8)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
Guess what I always thought RYAN GIGGS was a willy waving tosser  ...now it seems his john THOMAS is destroying his  image in the meeja too  whistle:

What was that?  I didn't quite hear  ;)

Actually I logged onto Twitter last night and did a search for Ryan .... 16gigs of stuff  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:29:38 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Well done Britney  8)

Baby, I might do it one more time, I'm Toxic  8)
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2011, 05:36:39 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Well done Britney  8)

Baby, I might do it one more time, I'm Toxic  8)

Just read it  happy001

Very good!  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:39:02 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Well done Britney  8)

Baby, I might do it one more time, I'm Toxic  8)

Just read it  happy001


Wot  redface: Occasional caps lock is a terrible thing...
Very good!  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2011, 05:44:58 PM
Apparently the media coverage has been helping Imogen with her fledgling music career.





At least I think that's what they meant when they said she was doing giggs all over Manchester.  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2011, 05:48:35 PM
Imogen Thomas is an anagram of "A smooth minge".  Coincidence? I think not  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 05:52:53 PM
Apparently the media coverage has been helping Imogen with her fledgling music career.





At least I think that's what they meant when they said she was doing giggs all over Manchester.  whistle:

AFFS..........

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.675

 whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 06:12:42 PM
Apparently the media coverage has been helping Imogen with her fledgling music career.





At least I think that's what they meant when they said she was doing giggs all over Manchester.  whistle:

AFFS..........

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.675

 whistle:

I know... happy100
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 06:14:05 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Well done Britney  8)

Baby, I might do it one more time, I'm Toxic  8)

I have Britney ear worm now cos of you  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 25, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
(to be sung to the theme tune of the kids TV show "ROBIN HOOD")
Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs, running down the wing, Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs, shaging Imogen.
He does her up the shitter,
and now it's all on twitter,
Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs,
Ryan giggs!
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2011, 11:01:47 AM
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.........
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 11:19:14 AM
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2011, 07:47:33 PM
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere

I was quite happy to remain blissfully unaware of who the footballer was. I doubt I was alone. The whole saga reminds me of the story of Socrates:

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter test."

'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.




It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife  lol:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Pirate on May 29, 2011, 08:04:31 PM
 rubschin:...

Didn't Socrates play for Brazil?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qlsw8FtIg
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 05:31:02 AM
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere

I was quite happy to remain blissfully unaware of who the footballer was. I doubt I was alone. The whole saga reminds me of the story of Socrates:

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter test."

'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.




It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 11:36:31 AM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Baldy on June 06, 2011, 11:53:37 PM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 06:36:16 AM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

Trigger?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Baldy on June 07, 2011, 05:26:53 PM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

Trigger?  eeek:

The headline in The Sun might read.....'You plonker DelBoy'  whistle:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 06:24:10 PM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

Trigger?  eeek:

The headline in The Sun might read.....'You plonker DelBoy'  whistle:

Marlene?  eeek:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2011, 06:25:36 PM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:


He slept with a horse......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Just One More on June 07, 2011, 06:37:03 PM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:


He slept with a horse......... eeek: eeek:

Was prolly Janet Street Porter, it's hard to tell in the dark
Title: Re: Gagging Orders
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2011, 06:44:41 PM
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:


He slept with a horse......... eeek: eeek:

Was prolly Janet Street Porter, it's hard to tell in the dark

Or in the light...  noooo: