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Title: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2011, 07:18:08 PM
A most excellent post from Counting Cats...
 (http://www.countingcats.com/?p=9622)

A small sample...

Quote from: Counting Cats
But forget about Mart! And Dita, alas! I must here air my Unified Field Theory of Frilly Things. Most things are sold as commodities in a sense. A litre of milk costs more than half a litre. This does not apply to underwear. Imagine it’s December 23rd and you are in Central Manchester and you have to buy a Crimble prezzie for the missus. Underwear always works. Now you can spend a lot at Harvey Nicks or Selfridges on “Love, Kylie” or “Elle MacPherson ‘Intimates’” or you can buy five panties for a tenner at Primark. One of those paths is a false economy. One of those will have you kipping on the sofa ’till Easter if you are fucking lucky. My point here is that lingerie is an inverse commodity. The more you pay the less (by mass) you tend to get. It is not at all like pig iron or pork bellies (thank God!). So on the general assumption that in terms of carbon footprint and resource depletion and all that jazz then the more expensive the underwear the better surely? On every count! For the planet, for the prospect of a blow-job, for not sleeping on the sofa for months! And surely getting divorced is a hell of a thing for your carbon footprint.

Well worth reading the whole thing!  happy088
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2011, 07:28:52 PM
I bought myself some new underwear today ...nice it is too ...and conforms to those principles  lol:

No pictures will be provided before anyone asks  noooo:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Pirate on April 17, 2011, 07:33:24 PM
I didn't get past the pictures... redface:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2011, 08:17:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 17, 2011, 07:28:52 PM
I bought myself some new underwear today ...nice it is too ...and conforms to those principles  lol:

No pictures will be provided before anyone asks  noooo:

Why would you have pictures of you in Primark?
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2011, 08:19:45 PM
CCTV  redface:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 17, 2011, 08:26:32 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2011, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 17, 2011, 08:19:45 PM
CCTV  redface:

Did you forget to pay?
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2011, 08:33:26 PM
Isn't it buy one get one in there ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2011, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2011, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 17, 2011, 08:19:45 PM
CCTV  redface:

Did you forget to play?


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2011, 08:41:18 PM
Any excuse to post it. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7jeaXiETA
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 17, 2011, 08:41:18 PM
Any excuse to post it. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7jeaXiETA


Thank you ............. ;D 8) cloud9:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Pirate on April 17, 2011, 08:42:23 PM
She was putting stuff back...
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
See ...wimmin do like all that bull  lol:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2011, 08:43:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 17, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
See ...wimmin do like all that bull  lol:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Would you Adam and Eve it!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2011, 08:55:32 PM
Quote from: Pirate on April 17, 2011, 08:42:23 PM
She was putting stuff back...

Thank you m'lud for defending my honour  cloud9: