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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on April 08, 2011, 09:06:01 AM
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This is for Miss D to enjoy ....... 8)
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WELL I AM FINALLY GETTIN 9 WHOLW DAYZ AWAY FROM MY MEAN STINKY MUM. SHE HAS DONE NUFFING TO HELP ME WITH THIS TRIP AND I EVEN HAD TO PACK STUFF MYSELF. I BET SHE SPENDS THE WHOLE TIME EATING CHOCS AND DRINKING VODDY LIKE WOT SHE USSSUALLLLY DUZ.
I DONT LIKE BUSSSES BUT I AM GOING TO SIT NEXT TO ERIC (HE IS SOOOO HUNKY AND HASN'T GOT MANY SPOTZ) AND SEE IF I CAN COP OFF WITH HIM.
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Fuck it ...why did my period have to start today happy001 happy001 happy001
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She has just been to get her eyebrows done .....always important before you go away ::)
She is not happy with how they have done it....
It's all going so well whistle:
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whacky115
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I HAVE HACKED INTO MY MUMS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TOO. IO WIN
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Bloody cheeky mare evil:
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point:
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I HATE THIS. THE BOYS ARE HAVING A FARTING COMPETITION AND NOW WE CAN'T OPEN THE WINDOWS. THE GIRLS ARE SCREAMING AND CRYING. I AM HOMESICK
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I HATE THIS. THE BOYS ARE HAVING A FARTING COMPETITION AND NOW WE CAN'T OPEN THE WINDOWS. THE GIRLS ARE SCREAMING AND CRYING. I AM HOMESICK AND I'VE GOT MY PERIOD AS WELL sad32:
whistle:
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Text received at 2 a.m evil:
" So far we've been through Belgium, Lukzumberg, France & Germany. I've had time to think and appreciate all the things you do for me . I REAllY, really love & miss u "
Pissed as a fart I'd say rubschin:
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Cynic!
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Realist lol:
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;D ;D ;D
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The next text will be a plea for more money. ;)
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That's when the language barriers will have to be introduced lol:
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The next text will be a plea for more money. ;)
Kids don't do that ..... do they? rubschin:
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The next text will be a plea for more money. ;)
Kids don't do that ..... do they? rubschin:
I swear all of mine came into the world with their hands held out.
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WELL WE HAVE GOT HERE. I DUNNO WHY WE CAMWE ON A BUS INSTEDD OF FLYIN. I HAVE ASTIFF NECK AND I HAVE GONE OFF ERIC. AUSTRIA IS COLD AND HILLY. I DONT LIKE IT AND WE HAVE TO SHARE A BEDROOM. AND THE FGOOD IS FUNNY AND THEY DONT UNNERSTAND MY ENGLISH EVEN WEN I SHOWT
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Text at 6.30 am evil:
Good morning mum. We are off going skiing now. We are just so busy there is hardly any time to take pictures like you asked. Last night we went swimming and all of us drowned the teachers . Really good fun
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Text at 6.30 am evil:
Good morning mum. We are off going skiing now. We are just so busy there is hardly any time to take pictures like you asked. Last night we went swimming and all of us drowned the teachers . Really good fun
eeek: eeek: eeek:
She'll be knackered after a day on the slopes like.... eveilgrin:
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Text at 6.30 am evil:
Good morning mum. We are off going skiing now. We are just so busy there is hardly any time to take pictures like you asked. Last night we went swimming and all of us drowned the teachers . Really good fun
eeek: eeek: eeek:
She'll be knackered after a day on the piste like.... eveilgrin:
whistle:
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No up-dates ............... rubschin:
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No news is good news.... especially when I'm paying for the texts / pone calls 8)
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No news is good news.... especially when I'm paying for the texts / pone calls 8)
Oooooooooo! I wanna pone too! razz:
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No news is good news.... especially when I'm paying for the texts / pone calls 8)
Oooooooooo! I wanna pone too! razz:
Dog n pone........... rubschin:
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No news is good news.... especially when I'm paying for the texts / pone calls 8)
Oooooooooo! I wanna pone too! razz:
Dog n pone........... rubschin:
drumroll:
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Update.
Skiing was really good today. I'm a natural lol. Tonight we're going ice skating. I am really tired but is so much fun
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And how did your lunch go ...... eyes:
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ERIC TRIED TO KISS ME WITH HIS TONG OMG OMG SO DID WOT MUM ALWAYS DOES AND GAVE HIM A GOOD BATTERING AROUND THE HEAD. HAVE FALLEN OUT WITH MY BEST FREND. QUITE FANCY ONE OF THE INSTRUCTORS LOL
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And how did your lunch go ...... eyes:
Was lovely ...went over the park in the end cloud9:
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And how did your lunch go ...... eyes:
Was lovely ...went over the park in the end cloud9:
Popcorn:
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And how did your lunch go ...... eyes:
Was lovely ...went over the park in the end cloud9:
Popcorn:
To 'feed the ducks' like... ;)
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MMmmm there was a bit of feather tickling lol:
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MMmmm there was a bit of feather tickling lol:
One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" To which the woman quickly spun around and said, "WHAT?!" The man simply replied, "I said, isn't this peculiar weather?" The woman relaxed a bit and said, "Oh yeah, I guess" and quickly walked away. Then the man went up to another woman and said the same thing. "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What did you say!?" the woman replied. And again the man said, "Isn't this peculiar weather?" The woman agreed and walked away. The man moved on to a third woman and whispered, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The woman replied, "Okay." and the two walked away. After seeing this the drunk thought, hey 1 outta 3, that ain't bad, I could do that. So he got up and stumbled over to woman. After nearly falling on her he said in a loud voice, "Stick a feather up your ass?" She jumped back and shouted, "WHAT!?!" The drunk simply answered, "It's mighty fuckin' cold."
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noooo:
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redface: old but relevant........
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Bit like me then rubschin:
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THE HUNKY INSTRUCTOR HAS SNEAKED ME SOME STOUFF CALLED SHNAPP[S. ITS DELISH. HIS NAME IS SVEN
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The Boy is joining the skool's tri-services Cadets. They will teach him to fly scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The Boy is joining the skool's tri-services Cadets. They will teach him to fly scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Kites?
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
The Boy is joining the skool's tri-services Cadets. They will teach him to fly scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
What is their most popular drug there then ?
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SVEN IS VERRRY HANSOME. HE HAS GIVEN ME SOME MORE SHNAPPS. HE SEZ HE WILL DO ME SO,E SPESSHUL LESSONS 2MORROW cloud9:
HE WEARS A SORT OF TITE SOOT WITH A BULGE INNIT
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SVEN IS VERRRY HANSOME. HE HAS GIVEN ME SOME MORE SHNAPPS. HE SEZ HE WILL DO ME 2MORROW cloud9:
HE WEARS A SORT OF TITE SOOT WITH A BULGE INNIT
whistle:
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noooo:
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She is obviously looking at what to bring home for mummy whistle:
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DEAR MUM, IVE GOT THE KAMERA THINGY TO WURK, HEARS A PICTUR OF SVEN, APPARENTLY LESS CLOVES MEANS YOU GO QUICKER
PS, ITS COLD
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No socks, Snoopy will approve lol:
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I AM WELL SHAGGED OUT OMG OMG LOL LOOOOOOOOOOOL. SVEN HAS HELPED ME ALOT TODAY. HE IS REALLY CUTE AND HOLDS ME ROUND THE WASTE A LOT TO MAKE SURE I DONT FALL OVER. HE GAV E ME SOME MORE OF THAT SHNAPPS TOO, YUMMY. ERIC IS LOOKING A BIT GRUMPY AND HE HAS A BRUIS ON HIS CHEEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I had an exchange today which fell into the same category as The Brat's camera / mobile phone understanding dilemma.
I was hoping to buy some light weight photo printing paper so went into the art materials shop to see if they had any. Conversation ensued with a girlie assistant (holiday job?) as I explained what I wanted ~ they didn't have any light weight (80gsm) but girlie assistant suddenly had a bright idea...
"Hey, I've got this friend of mine, right, who does this weird stuff where he uses kind of light sensitive paper, OK, and exposes it to light or something and makes, like prints, yeah? I dunno how he does it, it's pretty amazing stuff, right, but he might have some really light paper 'n' I could phone him, yeah, I mean light as in paper ok, not light as in like, light, yeah? Shall I phone him? He's really cool... "
eeek: noooo:
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Get the mong sacked cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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MissC should give her a good talking to; she's a dab hand when it comes to painting with light whistle:
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MissC should give her a good talking to; she's a dab hand when it comes to painting with light whistle:
Shrugs:
A darkroom is being installed, at least that is what I am told it is. scared2: The walls have to be painted black.
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Have the red lights been installed yet? whistle:
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Oooooooooooo! I have some darkroom equipment going begging. An enlarger, heated tray and other stuff.
Just whistle and it's yours..... you know how to whistle doncha? Just put your lips together and blow.
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I'm surprised The Brat isn't Skyping rubschin: ... or perhaps she is?
Nephew #1 is Skyping from down under presently, allegedly, though he hasn't tried it on with his favourite Uncle yet sad24:
Perhaps that's a blessing whistle:
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I think there would be a bit of a bun fight if they had 40 odd teenage kids that all wanted to get onto Skype whistle:
No news from the skiing one today rubschin:
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SVEN Hs fiwen me som more shna[[sas i feel a bit DIZZY. JHE IS VERY CUDDLY. I LIRV HIMS, OOOOOH SVEN
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Oooooooooooo! I have some darkroom equipment going begging. An enlarger, heated tray and other stuff.
Just whistle and it's yours..... you know how to whistle doncha? Just put your lips together and blow.
fiiiith foooth thooofff no that's not working. redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
Don't make it too high pitch either that will set the ringing off in his ears again lol:
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MissC should give her a good talking to; she's a dab hand when it comes to painting with light whistle:
Shrugs:
A darkroom is being installed, at least that is what I am told it is. scared2: The walls have to be painted black.
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BM must have given her the plans for his dungeon scared2:
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Oooooooooooo! I have some darkroom equipment going begging. An enlarger, heated tray and other stuff.
I'm surprised BM hasn't been after the enlarger. whistle:
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I so nearly said that...but... shutup:
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Still no updates rubschin:
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Hard to text with both arms in plaster casts ;)
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I AM SAW ALL OVER, ESPCIALLY MY BUM LOL. ERIC IS STILL BRUISED HAHAHAHAHAHAH AND SVEN IS LOVERLY AND IS HELPNG ME A LOT YUM cloud9:
I BET MY MUM IS GOING HARD ON THE VODDY ::)
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I have had a text ....she was involved in some kind of ski race today rubschin: They had a party last night eeek:
She is out on Saturday when she gets back apparently rubschin:
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Not with Eric I guess
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Today I have been sent pictures.....all scenic ones though rubschin:
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Today I have been sent pictures.....all scenic ones though rubschin:
Of the sky? whistle:
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Today I have been sent pictures.....all scenic ones though rubschin:
Of the sky? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Today I have been sent pictures.....all scenic ones though rubschin:
Of the sky? whistle:
lol:
White powdery stuff rubschin:
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Today I have been sent pictures.....all scenic ones though rubschin:
Of the sky? whistle:
lol:
White powdery stuff rubschin:
eeek:
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WE HAD A PARTY AND WAYNE TRIED TO KISS ME WITH HIS TONG TOO SO I GAVE HIM A GOOD BATTERING TOO AND HE HAD TO GO TO BED EARLY point: point: point:
SVEN GAVE ME SPECIAL COACHING AGAIN TODAY AND SAYS HE THINKS I MIGHT HAVE OLYMPIC POTENTIAL AND WANTS TO GIV ME A PRIVATE LESSON. HE IS COMING ROUND LATER OMG LOOOOOL
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Miss D is very quiet on her activities ............ rubschin:
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Miss D is very quiet on her activities ............ rubschin:
The Brats' or Miss D "I have the house to myself all week eyes:"?
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Miss D is very quiet on her activities ............ rubschin:
You obviously don't have a glass pressed up against her bedroom wall. eyes: 8)
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He'd prolly need ear plugs noooo:
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He'd prolly need ear plugs noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Miss D is very quiet on her activities ............ rubschin:
Who moi ? angel1
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Miss D is very quiet on her activities ............ rubschin:
You obviously don't have a glass pressed up against her bedroom wall. eyes: 8)
on the inside trying to get out ............ rubschin:
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The Brat is back on Saturday.
I am out tomorrow night
I am out Friday night
8) 8) 8)
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Drinkin: Drinkin:
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Dinner tomorrow
Boozey night Friday
8) 8) 8)
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Dinner tomorrow
Boozey night Friday
8) 8) 8)
the 2nd date ......... rubschin:
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Forgive me if I have got things wrong but was this not supposed to be about the Brat and not Miss D's attempts to represent GB in the olympic drinking competition? rubschin:
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redface:
sad24:
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SVEN SEZ HE WILL BRING SOME MORE SHNAPPS FOR MY PRIVATE LESSON. i LIRV HIM OMG LOOOOOL
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SVEN SEZ HE WILL BRING SOME MORE SHNAPPS FOR MY PRIVATE LESSON. i LIRV HIM OMG LOOOOOL
Sounds like a chip off the old block. whistle:
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You really do have the wrong impression of me noooo:
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Is it Miss D's night out tonight ...........????
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Yes one of them rubschin:
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surrender:
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The brat has text to say they are all swapping jackets as it is the last day. They better bloody not be evil:
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Just received text ...on way home. I am really, really, really tired . ::)
Here we go sad24:
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You will be thrilled to see each other and then she will want munny eveilgrin:
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Already been requested ...£15 to go on a sleep out with air cadets tomorrow night noooo: noooo: noooo:
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ENNY TONGS INVOLVED?
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ENNY TONGS INVOLVED?
It is a sleepover not a BBQ.
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They came back early sad32: sad32: sad32:
She has had a fantastic time and even bought me back some chocolate cloud9:
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They came back early sad32: sad32: sad32:
She has had a fantastic time and even bought me back some chocolate cloud9:
No voddy .........???
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No sad24: sad24: sad24:
I'll have to buy my own as usual cry:
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No sad24: sad24: sad24:
I'll have to buy my own as usual cry:
happy100 I'll give you one.
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Thanks Snoops ;)
A tumbler please lol: