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Title: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 05:03:40 PM
Right. If I want to off to the Land of Scorchio at the end of the month I have to replace my vanished passport. Fill in the form online and they print it and post it back. Why can's I print it?  rubschin:  Fill in form LS01 online and they print it and post it back  noooo:

Photos next (in the approved manner). COuntersignatory. Fee. And a 114 mile round trip to effing Peterborough. cussing:

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 06:00:13 PM
I just renewed mine and the brat's. Same way.
Fill it in online, they sent form within 3 days.
Returned forms & passports sent 7 days later

Easy peesy lemon squeezy
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 06:08:04 PM
 rubschin:

Big sis reveals the parents' wedding date was June 11 1938. And she added "I was there."   redface:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 06:37:03 PM
I didn't have to put parents wedding date .... rubschin:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 06:43:29 PM
I think it is cos I lost my passport...
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 06:44:09 PM
This land of scorchio of which you speak...?  scared2:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 06:44:16 PM
You are an dough ball  noooo:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 06:44:51 PM
This land of scorchio of which you speak...?  scared2:

He's booked it with LL ....don't worry , you'll enjoy his company  lol:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 06:45:23 PM
I have fireworks angel1
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 06:47:14 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 06:47:51 PM
This land of scorchio of which you speak...?  scared2:

Don't worry .....we'll have a word wiv TMR ... whistle:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Pirate on April 06, 2011, 07:27:05 PM
Top tip for Nick:

If you're going camping in the scorchio and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex.

 whistle:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 07:28:19 PM
Top tip for Nick:

If you're going camping in the scorchio and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex.

 whistle:

That's within tent ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
Top tip for Nick:

If you're going camping in the scorchio and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex.

 whistle:

That's within tent ..... rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 07:32:10 PM
Flight booked  angel1
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:33:24 PM
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Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 02:15:05 PM
No passport forms yet  noooo:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2011, 02:23:42 PM
 rubschin:  When you say you have lost your passport ~ when and where?

Is it at Nick Towers #1?

Or perhaps in a bin liner?

And how did you go abroad on your last holiday?

THINK MAN! IT MUST BE SOMEWHERE!!!
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Pastis on April 11, 2011, 02:31:53 PM
No passporty ... No resorty  noooo:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 02:34:50 PM
My last trip abroad was in Feb 2010 (Lanzartotty). I think I chucked it away when I moved  redface:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2011, 03:34:35 PM
Prolly wrapped in a Cashmere Scarf!  ::)
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
I have photos  evil:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2011, 01:33:08 PM
So do we but blackmailing you seemed too tacky somehow. angel1
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Pastis on April 12, 2011, 04:19:05 PM
I have photos  evil:

Did you go to a booth or do them yerself, like?  Popcorn:

I do me own these days, then I can Photoshop them to hell   eveilgrin:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 04:22:44 PM
My mad ex sister in law wants some cosmetic dentistry. SHe had a professional photographer take a picture of her teeth and then photoshopped the result to show the dentist what she wanted done  ::)
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Pastis on April 12, 2011, 04:32:22 PM
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 rubschin: rubschin:

Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 04:37:12 PM
Oh noes, she is American and therefore has far more teeth than the ordinary person  noooo:  She looks like a grand piano
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Oh noes, she is American and therefore has far more teeth than the ordinary person  noooo:  She looks like a grand piano

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Wife beater >>>>> keyboard....
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2011, 08:07:52 PM
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 rubschin: rubschin:



Wrong glass for an aperitif though
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2011, 08:26:23 PM
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 rubschin: rubschin:



Wrong glass for an aperitif though

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
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 rubschin: rubschin:



Wrong glass for an aperitif though
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Absinth of real teeth?
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
ANyhoo, Peterborough on Monday evil:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2011, 08:50:04 PM
 happy100  I have been there it's not nice and it's full of funny people, mainly the great unwashed. sick2:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2011, 08:51:33 PM
wELL i SHALL FEEL AT HOME THEN, AS YOU DID angel1
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2011, 12:40:57 PM
Peterborough is full of Eastern Europeans.
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2011, 08:29:44 PM
Where isn't though ????
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Where isn't though ????

East Europe I would imagine  rubschin:
Title: Re: My new passport
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2011, 07:00:23 AM
Where isn't though ????

East Europe I would imagine  rubschin:

Not here  ;D