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Title: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 06, 2011, 04:56:57 AM: Yesterday in amongst the information I was given I also was given: A container of mint sweets, 2 clothes brushes (sticky roller thingys), note pads and pens but also a squaggy desktop pc (miniture obviously). I was also offered icecream and cake? My question is, what is the point of them and what sorts of stuff do you get given at these events?
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:10:19 AM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 06, 2011, 04:56:57 AM
Yesterday in amongst the information I was given I also was given: A container of mint sweets, 2 clothes brushes (sticky roller thingys), note pads and pens but also a squaggy desktop pc (miniture obviously). I was also offered icecream and cake? My question is, what is the point of them and what sorts of stuff do you get given at these events?

I always thought they were there so that mongs could scamper off with them (generally carrying two or three bags of the shite) without bothering you...
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 06:09:30 AM: I don't go to conferences these days.
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 09:12:08 AM: Wot he said.^^^^^^
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: beerhead on April 06, 2011, 09:49:20 AM: having worked on conferences for a couple of decades, I would say most of my working wardrobe, all of my travel bags, sundry smellies, a couple of laptops, all kinds of dodgy tourist tat, a fair few treatments in hotel health spars, a multitude of hangovers and a bad back !
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2011, 10:14:54 AM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 06, 2011, 04:56:57 AM
Yesterday in amongst the information I was given I also was given: A container of mint sweets, 2 clothes brushes (sticky roller thingys), note pads and pens but also a squaggy desktop pc (miniture obviously). I was also offered icecream and cake? My question is, what is the point of them and what sorts of stuff do you get given at these events?

Squaggy?
rubschin:

"Squaggy Doo"

his head is big and brown and flat
he's about to rape a cat
they call him squaggy doo
he arches back and his dick ?
he's just a big horny overgrown puppy
kwang chung

his mouth is black and his nuts are black
there's an eight inch doodle stick
working it's way out of his back
they call him sqauggy doo

licking his bone
he's in the kitchen all alone
but he'd really like to be friends with you
squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog
you make it look so easy
you're butthole is so breezy - kill
you poor old sod it's only me

remember when you you were down on your knees
and the cats that cling onto your beard
they were screaming in agony
hey when you dug the bone out the ground
and the poor mailman came to ...
and your landmines blew like ...

eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 10:17:47 AM: I wondered about that too rubschin:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Just One More on April 06, 2011, 05:13:56 PM: Best not go to the urban dictionary eeek:

No, I said DON'T go to the urban dictionary
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 05:25:53 PM: Tipsy is an potty mouth noooo:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2011, 08:47:55 PM: Quote from: Just One More on April 06, 2011, 05:13:56 PM
Best not go to the urban dictionary eeek:

No, I said DON'T go to the urban dictionary

I did, redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Naughty Tipsy

Spank2:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 08:51:22 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2011, 08:47:55 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 06, 2011, 05:13:56 PM
Best not go to the urban dictionary eeek:

No, I said DON'T go to the urban dictionary

I did, redface:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Naughty Tipsy

Spank2:

Me too.... 36 men... noooo:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 08:52:24 PM: At once eeek:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2011, 08:55:33 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 06, 2011, 08:52:24 PM
At once eeek:

Do you mean simultaneously, or you want them right away?
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 09:03:20 PM: I may need some sleep first redface:
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 09:05:25 PM: We are all on our way angel1
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 09:11:54 PM: shocked003
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Pirate on April 06, 2011, 09:19:05 PM: I'm coming... angel1
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 09:20:29 PM: Kleenex?
Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 09:21:40 PM: So soon. noooo:

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Title: Re: Freebies from Conferences.
Post by: Pirate on April 06, 2011, 09:23:05 PM: I'm not looking... angel1